Mountain Bike Funny Quotes

What the hell happened to your leg?" Ang asked him.
Matt looked down at his shin, which was scraped and oozing and seemed to be caked in mud. "Crashed."
"Crashed what?" Ang asked.
"My mountain bike. We just got back."
"You crashed, then what? Rolled in dirt?"
He laughed. "Something like that actually. It's not a successful ride if you don't bleed." He must not have noticed the look of horror on my face, because he asked, suddenly enthusiastic, "You guys ride?"Angelo and I just looked at each other, and he seemed to realize that was a "no." "Too bad. Well, make yourselves at home. Beer's in the fridge. I have to get cleaned up. Kickoff's in ten minutes."
"Football?" Angelo asked.
Matt looked at his as if he had just asked if the sky was really blue. "Yeah! First game of the regular season!" We just stared blankly at him, and he just laughed and disappeared down the hall.
Angelo looked at me with a smile on his face. "Four fags watchin' football. Must be pretty fuckin' cold in hell right now. ~ Marie Sexton

I bicycle 12,000-foot mountain passes, run, cross train, skate-ski, hike and mountain bike. ~ Carre Otis

I want to sit and be less career oriented. Snowboard, dirt bike, mountain bike, surf. Just be human. To me, that's an important part of life. ~ Jason Lewis

It's something I find enjoyable. Whether it is a road bike or mountain bike or tandem bike. I enjoy riding a bike. ~ Lance Armstrong

Mountain biking helps people become environmentalists. A mountain bike is a vehicle to appreciate the backcountry. ~ Ned Overend

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. ~ Emo Philips

Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live. ~ Mark Twain

President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn't this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off. ~ Jay Leno

Once you become an actor, it's important to take care of yourself. I live in Santa Monica, where I can mountain bike, hike and go running on the beach. I like a nice sunset jog. ~ Mark Feuerstein

I love kite surfing and mountain bike riding. It's kind of interesting; my kite surfing ability has probably deteriorated with the rate of Kaggle's success. ~ Anthony Goldbloom

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror. ~ Richard Lewis

You forget things like how accessible the city is, I bought a bike - I haven't had a bike in twenty years. ~ Sasha Roiz

I remember, my first bicycle was very much a used bike. I wasn't going to Wal-Mart, buying a flashy 10-speed bike from China. Are you kidding me? ~ Charles Schwab

I'm a big tandem bike rider ... I've had a tandem bike since I was 12, and I wanna be a competitive tandem bike rider one day. ~ Miranda Cosgrove

I'm a bit of a thrill-seeker. I used to race mountain bikes when I was a kid. I did the national circuit for two years. ~ Tanc Sade

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own, including a trendy mountain style, and ride them for pleasure and light exercise. ~ Brock Yates

Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to have a car. ~ Stone Gossard

Bike lanes are clearly controversial. And one of the problems with bike lanes - and I'm generally a supporter of bike lanes - but one of the problems with bike lanes has been not the concept of them, which I support, but the way the Department of Transportation has implemented them without consultation with communities and community boards. ~ Christine Quinn

And gears," said Anathema. "My bike didn't have gears. I'm sure my bike didn't have gears."
Crowley leaned over to the angel. "Oh lord, heal this bike," he whispered sarcastically.
"I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale. ~ Terry Pratchett

A mountain had died, its skeleton had been scattered over the ground. Time had aged the mountain; time had killed the mountain-and here lay the mountain's bones. ~ Vasily Grossman

Nobody can pedal the bike for you. ~ Cynthia Lewis

Bike is the most democratic transport vehicle. Bike is the most daring, challenging as it gives its owner the tempting feeling of freedom, that is why one can say without any exaggeration, bike is a symbol of freedom, Putin said. ~ Vladimir Putin

My dad gave me my first bike at 16. I soon fell off and was in a wheelchair for weeks. I haven't fallen since. ~ Hugh Laurie

Before going mountain bike riding, it's a good idea to leave your valuables at home. Your testicles, for example. ~ John Dockery

a small bike shop north of Phoenix, in Glendale, Arizona. It's called the Roadrunner Bike Center. ~ Brad Stone

My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike. ~ Jimmy Carr

I'm gonna whup whoever stole my bike! ~ Muhammad Ali

You can always add something to a bike, but you come to a point where you can't take anything away and that's a fixed gear bike ~ Graeme Obree

When I was around 15, I did my first movie. I was at a kids' agency, and the third time I was invited to an audition, they offered me a little part in some kiddie thing, and I earned my first money. I was very proud that I could buy my first mountain bike with my own money. ~ Daniel Bruhl

I don't even own a bike. ~ Christian Cooke

My bike is my gym, my wheelchair and my church all in one. I'd like to ride my bike all day long but I've got this thing called a job that keeps getting in the way. ~ Bill Walton

I've got a bike in the lounge that I watch Coronation Street on. I never had to watch my weight until I had the children, but with the bike, I'm fine. ~ Cilla Black

I was riding my mountain bike in Colorado, and I met a dog who reminded me so much of my very first dog in the way she interacted with me, looked at me, and wagged her tail that I rode away convinced I'd just very possibly met the reincarnated version of my long lost friend. ~ Bruce Cameron

Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little bit to test it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain. ~ Frank Herbert

Chanel lambskin, vintage Vanson I'm on the bike doing wheelies in a mansion ~ Nicki Minaj

Anyone who rides a bike is a friend of mine. ~ Gary Fisher

The answer is hard work. What are you doing on Christmas Eve? Are you riding your bike? January 1st - are you riding your bike? ~ Lance Armstrong

Mountains were once my big adventure but is is over since a long time; I still dream from the wonderful days sometimes, read also a few pages from a mountain book. But the thought of doing again active mountain climbing has faded. ~ Fritz Zwicky

Oh, these vast, calm, measureless mountain days, days in whose light everything seems equally divine, opening a thousand windows to show us God. ~ John Muir

I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so, I jumped on the brakes as hard as I could, I guess I forgot I had tied your bike on my bumper. ~ Georgia Saratsioti

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him. ~ Winston Churchill

You can either keep peddling, get off the bike or fall over. ~ Cynthia Lewis

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride. ~ John F. Kennedy

It is good to be the possessor of some mountain-top experience. ~ Vernon Johns

You live more for 5 minutes going fast on a bike than other people do in all of their life. ~ Marco Simoncelli

I hate going to the gym, so sweating outdoors sure beats sitting on a stationary bike staring at my navel. ~ Tom Selleck

But it's like riding a bike. A hell-bike, made out of hell. ~ Colson Whitehead

Mountain climbing was my original sport ... and I've never tired from the satisfaction of getting to the top of a mountain. ~ Steve Fossett

A night on the mountain is better than a thousand nights in the city because you meet the universe on the mountain! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

I had been too tired and too sick with melancholy to ride my bike, knowing full well that riding my bike was a cure. ~ Kelton Wright

I love motorcycles and riding bikes. Like a lot of riders, I look at a bike like it's an iron horse - a living thing that you have to build a relationship with - and that bike is my horse. ~ Diego Sanchez

To a person sitting quietly at home, Rocky Mountain traveling, like Rocky Mountain scenery, must seem very monotonous; but not so to me, to whom the pure, dry mountain air is the elixir of life. ~ Isabella Bird

We cannot walk through life on mountain peaks. ~ John Burroughs

We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've. ~ Joe Teti

I am a bike enthusiast; there's a certain amount of romance to bikes. They're both beautiful and utilitarian. ~ Dave Eggers

At weekends, I've been going on long but steady-paced four-and-a-half-hour bike rides. ~ Denise Van Outen

I bike around New York City as a way of getting everywhere I need to go. ~ Lela Rose

I like being able to walk or ride my bike to restaurants and do different things. ~ Andrew Luck

I remember riding my bike down the boardwalk with nowhere to go and looking at the girls. It was really innocent. ~ Mark Ruffalo

You know a school is run by stuck-up sons of bitches when it doesn't even have a bike rack. ~ Francesca Zappia

I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home. ~ Amy Winehouse

Should humans conquer the mountain or should they wish for the mountain to possess them? ~ Kiran Desai

The whole point of bike-sharing is to give New Yorkers another way to commute. A lot of folks in Bay Ridge work in downtown Brooklyn or other parts of the borough. For them, it would make more sense to hop on a Citi Bike than to wait for a train or a bus. ~ Sal Albanese

It's been a while since I've had sex. I figured it was just like riding a bike, the only difference is that after a while, the bike doesn't turn you over and ride you. ~ Beatrice Stark Girl Detective

A bike ride. Yes, that's it! A simple bike ride. It's what I love to do and most days I can't believe they pay me to do it. A day is not the same without it ... ~ Lance Armstrong

If I wasn't acting, all I'd do is ride my bike. I've always loved doing that. ~ Mason Cook

I haven't ridden a bike in a while because I'm so scared I'll get hit and die. ~ Alysia Reiner

The advantage of the rain is that, if you have a quick bike, there's no advantage. ~ Barry Sheene

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike. ~ Spiro T. Agnew

My father used to always give me a basketball, a skate board, and a bike every Christmas. That's all I wanted every year. ~ Amar'e Stoudemire

Writing a novel is not at all like riding a bike. Writing a novel is like having to redesign a bike, based on laws of physics that you don't understand, in a new universe. So having written one novel does nothing for you when you have to write the second one. ~ Daniel Alarcon

I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same. ~ Valentino Rossi

I ride my bike, I work out, I do a bit of, er, dancey things. ~ Stella McCartney

One time I got dressed in all black, Rambo-style, and took a massive pair of bolt-cutters and nicked a military bike. ~ Zlatan Ibrahimovic

The mountain is calm when there is a storm; the mountain is calm when there is fog; the mountain is calm when there is sun! Calmness is the wisdom of the mountains! Those who have lived everything are always calm! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain't no monkey but I know what I like. ~ Bob Dylan

When we were working on 'Looking' in San Francisco, I bought a new bike from Mission Bicycle Company, which I'm completely in love with. ~ Murray Bartlett

My father was a motorsports journalist and a motorbike fan. He gave me my motocross bike. ~ Jacky Ickx

A woman is supposed to have curves like an old Bentley, not like some old bike. ~ Sebastian Horsley

I like being active and riding a bike around my neighborhood and exercising when I can. ~ Victoria Justice

When it came to the discussion about would Harley do an electric bike, I said, 'Absolutely - this is a no-brainer.' Let's define the sound of the future. ~ Jochen Zeitz

When mountain-climbing is made too easy, the spiritual effect the mountain exercises vanishes into the air. ~ D.T. Suzuki

Sometimes parents limit the experiences their kids will have, saying they are going to fail; they can't ride a bike or do sports. ~ Marla Runyan

Mountain is mountain. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

I was a bike rider, a photographer and a history student, probably in that order. (On his early years) ~ Danny Lyon

I have a specialized racing bike, which is great because it has a solid build, is comfortable to ride, and is lightweight. ~ Patrick Dempsey

I thought of that while riding my bicycle. ~ Albert Einstein

As a kid I had a dream - I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed. ~ John Lennon

When life gets tangled there's something so reassuring about climbing a mountain. The challenge is unambiguous. ~ Stacy Allison

Everyone praises the views you get from mountain tops, but no one talks about the views that they block. ~ Nils Kjaer

If you ignore the mountain, doesn't mean mountain will ignore you too.. ~ Tanveer Mazhar

Dancing is like riding a bike. ~ Jamie Bell

Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. ~ David Letterman

I've realised that at the top of the mountain, there's another mountain. ~ Andrew Garfield

If you're ever killed mountain climbing, then all that you've worked for is gone ~ Jim Whittaker

I ride my bike for transportation a great deal - occasionally I ride it for fun. But I also have a generator bike that's hooked up to my solar battery pack, so if I ride 15 minutes hard on my bike, that's enough energy to toast toast, or power my computer. ~ Ed Begley, Jr.

I feel like it's the most boring thing, sitting on the treadmill or on a bike. It just explodes my mind! ~ Liam Hemsworth

Crying wasn't like riding a bike. Give it up, and you quickly forget how it's done. ~ Alice Hoffman

So while I was studying, I rode my Trials bike, then I moved to roadracing. ~ Sete Gibernau

My main form of exercise is my bike. I don't have a car, so I cycle everywhere. ~ Sophie Okonedo