Momma K Quotes

Collection of famous quotes and sayings about Momma K.

Quotes About Momma K

Enjoy collection of 49 Momma K quotes. Download and share images of famous quotes about Momma K. Righ click to see and save pictures of Momma K quotes that you can use as your wallpaper for free.

#1. So for fifteen years she'd been hiding her love for a man who had been hiding his love for her. That meant she'd betrayed the man who loved her. - Author: Brent Weeks
Momma K quotes by Brent Weeks
#2. Honey," she said, smiling so widely that I thought her face might split into two. "Are you about to make your momma proud? - Author: J. Lynn
Momma K quotes by J. Lynn
#3. Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. - Author: Will Rogers
Momma K quotes by Will Rogers
#4. *** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail. - Author: Various
Momma K quotes by Various
#5. I always asked my mother, I said, 'Momma, how come is everything white?' I said, 'Why is Jesus white with blond hair and blue eyes? Why is the Lord's supper all white men? Angels are white, the Pope, Mary, and even the angels.' I said, 'Mother, when we die, do we go to Heaven?' She said, 'Naturally we go to Heaven.' I said, 'Well, what happened to all the black angels?' - Author: Muhammad Ali
Momma K quotes by Muhammad Ali
#6. Class, I'd like us all to give a warm mayflower elementary welcome to your new friend and classmate Jing Jang!"
"Jin Wang"
"Jin wang!"
"He and his family recently moved to our neighborhood all the way from China!"
"San Francisco."
"San Francisco!"
"Yes, Timmy."
"My momma says Chinese people eat dogs."
"Now be nice, Timmy!" -km sure Jin doesn't do that! In fact, Jin's family probably stopped that sort of thing as soon as they came to the united states!"
The only other asian in my class was Suzy Nakamura.
When the class finally figured out that we weren't related, rumors began to circulate that suzy and I were arranged to be married on her thirteenth birthday.
We avoided each other as much as possible.
(30-31) - Author: Gene Luen Yang
Momma K quotes by Gene Luen Yang
#7. God, He didn't write the scripts for the puny little players down
We wrote them ourselves-with each day we lived, each word we spoke,
each thought we etched on our brains. And Momma had written her
script, too.
And a sorry one it was. - Author: V.C. Andrews
Momma K quotes by V.C. Andrews
#8. What the matter wit' your momma? She only know one name?' Stone - Author: Ben Elton
Momma K quotes by Ben Elton
#9. And, Momma, if there is a separate heaven for gay people," Danny continued with a smile, "well, you'll just have to come visit." He raised his mother's chin gently with the side of his index finger, forcing her to look at him. "I hear it's on a rainbow, not a cloud, so at least you'll get some color. - Author: Greg Hogben
Momma K quotes by Greg Hogben
#10. In the South, our lives kind of revolve around food and taking care of people with food. If someone was sick, or if they had had a baby, or if they had lost a loved one, or even if they lost a job, my momma was at their door with pie or a cake or something to help them feel better. - Author: Kimberly Schlapman
Momma K quotes by Kimberly Schlapman
#11. Like Momma says, only thing you get by digging dirt is dirty. - Author: Jamie Farrell
Momma K quotes by Jamie Farrell
#12. It's been kind of hard, I'm labeled as a jerk right now, you know what I mean? But I love it. I've been a jerk all my life. My momma loves this jerk. My kids love this jerk. I'm going to be a jerk in a good way, though. I'm going to be a jerk to the other teams and just go out there and play basketball. I can do that. - Author: Stephen Jackson
Momma K quotes by Stephen Jackson
#13. We came here because no place would take us after our momma died. They all said go away, come back when you're older, when you know better, when you've learned. Only no one wants to teach how to be older or to know better - not even Devin. They just teach us how to be broken. - Author: Seanan McGuire
Momma K quotes by Seanan McGuire
#14. Sweet sixteen today. She's looking like her momma a little more every day. - Author: Bob Carlisle
Momma K quotes by Bob Carlisle
#15. You're sugar momma will be bringing home the sugar! - Author: Toni Aleo
Momma K quotes by Toni Aleo
#16. They rung my bell to ask me.
Could I recommend a maid.
I said, yes, your momma. - Author: Langston Hughes
Momma K quotes by Langston Hughes
#17. They're havin' problems, so she's gonna be history in about an hour, seein' as momma hot stuff two doors down, with a pair a' knockers made for squeezin' together and thrustin' a cock into is his key to tradin' up in a big fuckin' way. - Author: Kristen Ashley
Momma K quotes by Kristen Ashley
#18. I'm so not scary. I'm a pussycat. But what are you going to do, right? I mean, these cheekbones, and I guess these eyes, and the big nose ... this is what my momma and my poppa gave to me, and that's the deal. - Author: Kim Coates
Momma K quotes by Kim Coates
#19. Momma used to say, you got to know when to move. More important than knowing when to stay put. - Author: Joyce Carol Oates
Momma K quotes by Joyce Carol Oates
#20. I love you," was his reply. "I make myself keep on loving you, despite what you do. I've got to love you. We all have to love you, and believe in
you, and think you are looking out for our best interests. But look at us, Momma, and really see us. - Author: V.C. Andrews
Momma K quotes by V.C. Andrews
#21. Well, a little girl is more likely to trust a person who reminds her of her momma, right? Depends on what her momma's like, I thought. - Author: Gillian Flynn
Momma K quotes by Gillian Flynn
#22. Are you hitting on me?" Shocked, I shook my head. "Are you for real?"
"My momma probably thinks I'm real."
I ignored that. "While I have a stake at your throat? - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
Momma K quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout
#23. My momma once told me, you don't need to be pushed in order to fall. I don't think you'll need to do much pushing, Jessica. - Author: Penny Reid
Momma K quotes by Penny Reid
#24. Momma used to say there were lots of ways to survive. Don't e afraid to pretend to be something you aren't, Jane. Some times a little subterfuge and chicanery is in order and the quickest way to achieve one's goal. It ain't hard to imagine Ida pretending to be just another dumb colored girl in order to make it out here. Survival by any means necessary. - Author: Justina Ireland
Momma K quotes by Justina Ireland
#25. I loved my own Grandparents with all my heart. I learned important lessons from them about how to treat people, how to cook and how to work ... they showered us kids with love and left the parenting to Momma and Daddy. That's the beauty of being a grandparent - the hard work belongs to someone else. I guess I never really understood the depth of their love for me until I became a grandmother myself ... it is unlike any other relationship. - Author: Paula Deen
Momma K quotes by Paula Deen
#26. Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples. - Author: Coolio
Momma K quotes by Coolio
#27. Momma always said a healthy serving of scorn before dinner keeps a girl slim. - Author: Justina Ireland
Momma K quotes by Justina Ireland
#28. Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. - Author: Ludacris
Momma K quotes by Ludacris

Momma, I got a B, the daughter said.
Who got an A? Momma answered.
Momma, I showed in the track meet.
Who placed? Momma answered.
Momma, I placed in the track meet.
Who won? Momma answered.
The daughter was chosen Homecoming Queen, the daughter ran all the way home, Momma, Momma, the most wonderful thing happened, I was chosen attendant to the Homecoming Queen.
Who's Queen? Momma answered.
I am, said the daughter. - Author: Gabrielle Burton
Momma K quotes by Gabrielle Burton
#30. You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their momma, you don't even know what's best for them. - Author: Brandi Carlile
Momma K quotes by Brandi Carlile
#31. If you listen to yo momma
You won't ever have no fun. - Author: Chris Smither
Momma K quotes by Chris Smither
#32. Ten-year-old Bud is a motherless boy on the run, and his momma never told him who his father was. But she left a clue: posters of Herman E. Calloway and his famous band, the Dusky Devastators of the Depression!!!!!! Bud's got an idea that those posters will lead him to his father. Once he decides to hit the road and find this mystery man, nothing can stop him - not hunger, not cops, not vampires, not even Herman E. Calloway himself. - Author: Christopher Paul Curtis
Momma K quotes by Christopher Paul Curtis
#33. Another story Momma liked to tell was about how once she and Daddy went to visit the Middletons when Momma was pregnant with me. Daddy and Mrs. Middleton were laughing at Momma, because she was a little older and was surprised that she could get pregnant. I think Momma was thirty-seven at the time. Both she and Mrs. Middleton had children around the same age, and Mrs. Middleton sort of indicated that Momma should've quit while she was ahead. Well, it turns out right after that visit, Mrs. Middleton got pregnant. "I think she got pregnant that same night," Momma would say, adding, "Don't mess with karma, Cannie Middleton." Nine months later, Mrs. Middleton also had a baby girl. - Author: Robin Roberts
Momma K quotes by Robin Roberts
#34. All right," I tell Gray, "you make an admirable lasagna. It's not as good as my mom's, but it will do."

"Don't kill me with praise now." Gray laughs then shakes his head. "I'm not trying to beat your Italian momma in a lasagna cook-off, Jones. That's just crazy talk." His brows waggle. "But I accept the compliment."

Drew snorts. The sound sudden and harsh. "'Jones'?" Jones is his nickname for me. But I hadn't thought he'd be territorial. He levels a look at Gray, and my chest grows tight. "And here I thought you didn't like my girl. - Author: Kristen Callihan
Momma K quotes by Kristen Callihan
#35. Can't introduce ya,' the feline admitted.
'Why not?'
'Don't know his name.'
'Snuggling up to a man y'all don't know. My momma was right. Yankees are whores.'
'Well, I know him,' MacDermot volumteered.
The She-wolf stared at her. 'So?'
'You said y'all.'
'I didn't say 'all y'all.' So I wasn't talking to you.'
'I don't understand your country-speak,' McDermot complained, dropping into the desk chair across from Crush. - Author: Shelly Laurenston
Momma K quotes by Shelly Laurenston
#36. One a' them rules is don't go trusting another man's path...People do it, they do what their mommies and daddies did, they make them same mistakes, they have them same joys and hurts, they just repeating. Trees don't grow exactly where their momma is; ain't no room...I weren't following no one up through life. - Author: Beth Lewis
Momma K quotes by Beth Lewis
#37. I like the hip writers: Fitzgerald, the guy who committed suicide, Hemingway, all those guys. Some of them were alcoholics and drug addicts but they had fun. They were real people. They formed the culture of American literature. Hemingway admired Tolstoy, Tolstoy admired Pushkin, and Mailer admired Hemingway. It all flows down. The greats are all connected. One day I'm gonna write a book myself. The first chapter will be about what a rough deal my momma got. She believed in you guys and your society. - Author: Mike Tyson
Momma K quotes by Mike Tyson
#38. Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems, - Author: Chris Kyle
Momma K quotes by Chris Kyle
#39. Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used to say, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This takes the cake. - Author: Dorothea Benton Frank
Momma K quotes by Dorothea Benton Frank
#40. Promise to my momma I'ma make it to the Top..
So I'ma keep climbing til my heartbeat drop - Author: J. Cole
Momma K quotes by J. Cole
#41. Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes? - Author: Various
Momma K quotes by Various
#42. They may look grown-up," she continued, "but it's a disguise. It's just the clay of time. Men and women are still children deep in their hearts. They still would like to jump and play, but that heavy clay won't let them. They'd like to shake off every chain the world's put on them, take off their watches and neckties and Sunday shoes and return naked to the swimming hole, if just for one day. They'd like to feel free, and know that there's a momma and daddy at home who'll take care of things and love them no matter what. Even behind the face of the meanest man in the world is a scared little boy trying to wedge himself into a corner where he can't be hurt. - Author: Robert McCammon
Momma K quotes by Robert McCammon
#43. Run Momma bird is coming! - Author: Kelly Carter
Momma K quotes by Kelly Carter
#44. It's just fun to say aliens. I keep thinking something is gonna pop out of my chest and try to make me its momma. - Author: Milly Taiden
Momma K quotes by Milly Taiden
#45. Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! - Author: Various
Momma K quotes by Various
#46. Make your mess your message," Momma liked to say. And I did. - Author: Robin Roberts
Momma K quotes by Robin Roberts
#47. 138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs - Author: Pokemon Jokes
Momma K quotes by Pokemon Jokes
#48. Momma, a welfare cheater. A criminal who couldn't stand to se her kids go hungry, or grow up in slumbs and end up mugging people in dar corners. I guess the system didn't want her to get off relief, the way it kept sending social workers around to be sure Momma wasn't trying to make things better. - Author: Dick Gregory
Momma K quotes by Dick Gregory
#49. My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. - Author: Miles Davis
Momma K quotes by Miles Davis

Famous Authors

Popular Topics