Missing You Friend Funny Quotes

The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously. Do I miss the package I came in at 25? I do. Gravity is no one's friend. Yet the perspective I've gained is so worth the wear and tear. What would have mortified me at 25 is now simply fodder for a funny, relatable story. Also? I was a waitress at 25, and now I'm an author. Forty-five is definitely better. ~ Jen Lancaster

If you don't follow the stock market, you are missing some amazing drama. ~ Mark Cuban

You're going to make the new friend impressed
if you keep remember her when she'd forgotten. ~ Toba Beta

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey. ~ Sally Phillips

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. ~ Otto Von Bismarck

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. ~ Wavy Gravy

That's the funny thing about people who don't fit into a box. They grow to infiltrate everything and when they suddenly go missing they are missing everywhere. ~ Nichole Bernier

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. ~ Steven Wright

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'? ~ Kevin Hart

I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think I would always be cast as the friend. I probably tend to look crap more often than I look good. I like messing around and pulling funny faces and doing funny walks. ~ Ashley Jensen

I wake up in the morning and I feel like I'm missing something. I know that there's something not right, and it takes me a while to remember what it is ... then I remember. My best friend is gone. My only friend. It was silly of me to rely so much on one person. ~ Cecelia Ahern

I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great. ~ Shaun White

Sometimes it is the person closest to us who must travel the furthest distance to be our friend. ~ Robert Breault

That's what we're missing. We're missing argument. We're missing debate. We're missing colloquy. We're missing all sorts of things. Instead, we're accepting. ~ Studs Terkel

Truth [10w]
Tell the truth and its enemies will scatter like roaches.
Inventory of a Lost Childhood
1. Lion King's Simba missing an eye
2. Conan the Barbarian missing a sword
3. Transformer missing an arm/wing/machine gun
4. Scooby-Doo missing a head
5. Star Wars' R2-D2 missing a gripping tool
6. Etch-a-Sketch missing a knob
7. Powell Peralta skateboard missing a wheel
8. Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle missing a nunchuk
9. Atari console missing a joystick
10. G.I. Joe missing in action ~ Beryl Dov

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing. ~ Quentin Crisp

The best time to make friends is
before you need them. ~ Ethel Barrymore

Missing your best friend ever...nuff said. ~ Unknown

I don't know which is worse,
missing you staying away from you
Or missing you being around you. ~ Wordions

I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? ~ Christian Slater

I don't think your missing pieces ever fit inside you again once they go missing. ~ John Green

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved. ~ Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Why would anybody want a friend? ~ Jerry Seinfeld

When you were riding on the crest of a wave, youwere most likely to be missing out on something. ~ Knute Rockne

There's no better friend than a sister ... ~ Mary Engelbreit

But nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it. ~ Calla Quinn

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. ~ Isaac Marion

The new is older than the old;
And newest friend is oldest friend in this:
That, waiting him, we longest grieved to miss
One thing we sought. ~ Helen Hunt Jackson

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. ~ Jon Foreman

I've noticed your hostility towards him ... I ought to have guessed you were friends. ~ Malcolm Bradbury

He had no idea what missing was. Missing was lying in the dampness of your tears night after night. Missing was a constant hollow spot in the center of your chest. Missing was a yawning ache that was never satisfied. ~ Denise Hunter

My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head. ~ Karen Duffy

Missing you is worse than Pittsburgh. ~ Salvador Plascencia

I will miss a good friend who was so talanted. He was such agreat performer/ guitar player. Sleep well Prince. ~ Ronnie Wood

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!' ~ Russ Meneve

When you're working with a big star, you always wonder what it's going to be like. Hugh Jackman puts you at ease within 10 minutes. He has such a wonderful energy and is so generous when you're doing a scene. He's just so funny and friendly and playful - he instantly becomes your friend. ~ Cush Jumbo

We are so addicted, either to materialism or to transcending material reality, that we don't see God right in front of us, in the beggar, the starving child, the brokenhearted woman; in our friend; in the cat; in the flea. We miss it, and in missing it, we allow the world to be destroyed. ~ Andrew Harvey

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

When it comes to influence, TRUST is often the missing piece. ~ Bob Burg

This is the greatest momemt of your life and your out missing it ~ Chuck Palahniuk

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him. ~ Henny Youngman

The evolutionists seem to know everything about the missing link except the fact that it is missing. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face. ~ Maya Angelou

Missing Persons was based in Los Angeles. ~ Warren Cuccurullo

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. ~ Robert Orben

Somehow, being with Brittany brings something to my life that's missing, something ... right. ~ Simone Elkeles

What you think about expands. If your thoughts are centered on what's missing, then what's missing, by definition, will have to expand. ~ Wayne Dyer

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. ~ Andrew Hinkinson

It's Simon, he's missing."
Ahh." said Magnus delicately "Missing what exactly?"
Missing!" Jace repeated "As in gone, absent, notable for his lack of presence, disappeared ~ Cassandra Clare

Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul, that you never knew was missing. ~ Torquato Tasso

When someone would mistreat, misinform, misuse, misguide, mishandle, mislead… or any other "mis"… to others, they're obviously missing something from their lives. ~ Donald L. Hicks

Did you ever feel that you were missing someone you had never met? ~ Richard Bach

A friend is more concerned about helping people than getting credit. A friend cares. A friend loves. A friend listens. And a friend reaches out. ~ Thomas S. Monson

That fear of missing out on things makes you miss out on everything. ~ Etty Hillesum

Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in the steps they trod. ~ Aristophanes

I love writing with Adam Lambert. He's really funny and very fun, he's a great friend. ~ Bonnie McKee

A man who's got no fear is missing a friend, Jorg, ~ Mark Lawrence

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long. ~ Robert Staughton Lynd

Good-Bye is an easy word to say but try saying it to a friend. If I never knew you, I'd be safe, but half as real, never knowing I could feel. ~ Pocahontas

Take nothing and no one for granted. Time used to be my friend, and now it's a skittish acquaintance at best.
Let life unfold, say what you mean. You can't always think about what you've lost, or what you don't have, or what you didn't get. Because when you do that, you're missing out on the now. You can't know if you'll be here tomorrow or a year from now. ~ Adriana Trigiani

A careful inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by themselves, the cart would travel no longer. The axles were in a hopeless state, and the missing wheel was shattered into pieces. ~ Kenneth Grahame

Best friends listen to what you don't say. ~ Samantha Norman

I'm not that big of a partier. I wasn't concerned about missing out on things in college. ~ Matt Holliday

I missed her then but it was an odd sort of missing because by then, I knew the meaning of forever. ~ Alice Sebold

I's taken me a great deal to get here. I don't plan on missing anything. ~ Bobby Bonilla

Missing 'U' is my way of Loving 'U ~ Saravana Kumar Murugan

The authentic is almost never found by being pursued; but there is no missing it when you are in its presence. ~ Eva Hoffman

When I was right out of college, I felt competitive with some of the guys in my class over career stuff. It's funny now to think about it - that a friend getting a job or something had anything to do with me ... I think that my relationship with my wife has played a pivotal role in the chilling out of Aaron. ~ Aaron Staton

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. ~ Steven Wright

Jack Lemmon is my best friend and he's a very wonderful actor. A very talented, very funny man. A lovely man. We're like brothers! We are gifts to each other. He's such a fun personality. There will only ever be one Jack Lemmon. ~ Tony Curtis

I really love 'Real Housewives.' It's like the, you know, comedy stuff that's, like, intentionally funny. Like, I love 'Nathan for You,' that Comedy Central show. It's just brilliant. My friend Bill Eichner has a show called 'Billy on the Street' that I write for, and even if I didn't write for it, I'd still love it. ~ Julie Klausner

A friend of mine from college is married to Neil Levy, who started on 'Saturday Night Live' in the early days and is a really great guy and funny writer. ~ Richard LaGravenese

What they never tell you about grief is that missing someone is the simple part. ~ Gail Caldwell

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks. ~ Joan Rivers

Missing pieces do more than complete the puzzle, they fill in an empty space. ~ Luanne Rice

The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

It's a happy life and someone is missing. ~ Elizabeth McCracken

Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on. ~ Karen Elizabeth Gordon

He's sharp, he can score and he doesn't worry about missing. ~ Alan Hansen

Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? ~ Phil Silvers

Funny how you don't realize what's missing until you've found it. ~ Neal Shusterman

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. ~ George Santayana

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth. ~ Horace Walpole

I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately? ~ Cilla Black

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog. ~ Jay Leno

And have your white friend say how funny it is, that American pollsters ask white and black people if racism is over. White people in general say it is over and black people in general say it is not. Funny indeed. More suggestions for what you should have your white friend say? Please post away. And here's to all the white friends who get it. ~ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Friendship makes you feel as one with your friend. ~ Thomas Aquinas

Read, or you will be missing something extraordinary. ~ Lois McMaster Bujold

It was best to be pined for when you went missing. ~ Mary O'Connell

At every level, vital instructions were missing, and the instructions about what to do in the event of discovering that vital instructions were missing, were also missing. ~ Douglas Adams

I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it's usually so brief and funny. ~ John Michael Higgins

Missing out on some opportunity never bothers us. What's wrong with someone getting a little richer than you? It's crazy to worry about this ... ~ Charlie Munger

And though the meaning fits, there's no relief in this. I miss my beautiful friend. ~ Jeff Buckley

I miss Bettie Page. I've been missing her since the last time I photographed her in 1954. ~ Bunny Yeager

'Mosaic' is about what we see and what we don't see. I learned how people can develop other senses to compensate for a missing one when I was a child. My best friend, Carol, who is profoundly deaf, saved me from an approaching car that she 'heard' when I didn't. ~ Gayle Lynds

The rules are learnt in order to be broken, but if you don't know them, then something is missing. ~ Nicolas Roeg

It's a funny thing, friendship. One minute a person is driving you crazy, making you want to shake them, and the next minute you realize what a crappy place the world would be without them in it. ~ Natasha Friend

It's the person that calls you up because they're eating at 'our favorite spot,' and it made them think of you and miss being there with you. That's a friend, to me. ~ Crystal Woods