Mccraw Funeral Homes Quotes

But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited to the funeral, period. ~ Ezra Koenig

Don't go to the funeral until the day of the funeral - live this day, ~ Valerie Harper

God is coming to intersect us in our funeral processions ~ Louie Giglio

Low on his funeral couch he lies! ~ Thomas Gray

I have been very happy with my homes, but homes really are no more than the people who live in them. ~ Nancy Reagan

At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents. ~ Joan Rivers

Life's too short for a funeral. ~ Bill Smith

The only reason a road is good as every wanderer knows / Is just because of the homes, the homes, the homes to which one goes ~ Joyce Kilmer

One size does not fit all ~ Noah Homes

Conduct your triumph as a funeral. ~ Laozi

When you feel hopeless, wait, a transformation of self is on the horizon. ~ Janet Homes

It's funny, Lorraine said now, as the scene appeared in front of them. You always wonder about your funeral. How big? Who'll show up? In the end it's meaningless. You realize, once you die, that a funeral as for everyone else,not you. ~ Mitch Albom

After you died I could not hold a funeral,
And so my life became a funeral. ~ Han Kang

I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral. ~ J. Lincoln Fenn

Hired mourners at a funeral say and do - A little more than they whose grief is true ~ Horace

I was dead, and I hadn't even been able to attend my own funeral. ~ Meg Cabot

Funeral by funeral, theory advances. ~ Paul Samuelson

Then she wanted to know more about the funeral, but I didn't know what else to report, I had already said everything about Wertheimer's funeral, more or less everything. Was it a Jewish funeral, the innkeeper wanted to know. I said, no, no Jewish funeral, he was buried the fastest way possible, I said, everything went so fast I almost missed it. The ~ Thomas Bernhard

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. ~ Mark Twain

The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief. This will show others how kind-hearted and loving you are and their improved opinion of you will be very comforting. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living. ~ Ambrose Bierce

Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year. ~ Alexander Pope

Death is the funeral of all our sorrows. ~ David Berg

Anyway, they took her body to McBurney's Funeral Home in Motley. They'll be planting her tomorrow. ~ Peter Hedges

Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine. ~ Daniel Nielsen

There are strangers, people we don't know, who care about is. ~ A.M. Homes

you cannot have a funeral for your mother without also having a funeral for yourself."- it's time to begin the procession. ~ Amanda Lovelace

As a neighboring funeral terrifies sick misers, and fear obliges them to have some regard for themselves; so, the disgrace of others will often deter tender minds from vice. ~ Horace

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. ~ Mary Deasy

If you wish to live, you must first attend your own funeral. ~ Katherine Mansfield

Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral. ~ Charles Lamb

Visit me before I die. We can enjoy one another's company. A funeral is a rather one-sided affair. ~ Ralph Webster

The funeral business is so manipulative emotionally. I would want to be thrown into the sea or burned - something that's not a big hassle. ~ Bjork

Whenever I'm not writing, time trudges forward with the maddening, mortifying, miserable, morose, moribund pace of a funeral procession. ~ Cat Winters

I've always said I would want to be a funeral director if I wasn't an actor. ~ Torrey DeVitto

A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians. ~ Patrick Dempsey

It's so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding. ~ L.M. Montgomery

You talk with your feet. ~ A.M. Homes

You are thirty minutes late."
"Yes."
"Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?"
"No."
"Why not, pray tell?"
"Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral. ~ Charles Bukowski

I've had some really big hits with 'Groundhog Day' and 'Michael,' 'Multiplicity,' 'Four Weddings and a Funeral.' ~ Andie MacDowell

I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. ~ John Green

How unfortunate it is to be constrained by what people might say at our funeral or on our gravestone. ~ Lawrence Fagg

Let no one pay me honor with tears, nor celebrate my funeral rites with weeping. ~ Quintus Ennius

Still, somewhere in the depths of ourselves we all harbor an ashamed, unsatisfied melancholy that quietly awaits a funeral. ~ Jean-Paul Sartre

Is contentment death? Does one need to want in order to live? ~ A.M. Homes

Take a look at the books other people have in their homes. ~ Jerzy Kosinski

It is tough that a lot of kids have single-family homes. ~ John Catsimatidis

As I'm lying there at my funeral I would hope to hear somebody say, Look, he's still moving! ~ Peter Costello

Eddie's ma, that would be Mrs. Callahan, her husband got killed last winter over at the Feelin' Good Cookie Factory. They had an open casket at the funeral so you could see dead Mr. Callahan, who hadn't looked that great in life and looked even worse in death. Especially after that cookie press got to him. But Mr. Becker from Becker Funeral Homes had done a nice job fluffing Mr. Callahan's face back out again so he ended up looking like one of those waxy mannequins that you pay a dime to see up at the Wisconsin state Fair. ~ Lesley Kagen

She hated funeral homes with their thick carpets and elegantly appointed decor. She would much prefer an all-out Irish wake where everyone drank too much Guinness and brawls broke out. That's how the dead should be honored- with life and all of it's warts. ~ Elizabeth Meyette

To hear how much of a great human being you were - even if you really weren't - open your ears at your funeral. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An obituary should be an exercise in contemporary history, not a funeral oration. ~ Peter Utley

I expect my immortality will last about six seconds after my funeral. ~ Donald Hall

Wouldst thou find my ashes? Look
In the pages of my book;
And as these thy hand doth turn,
Know here is my funeral urn. ~ Adelaide Crapsey

Life is but a story told at one's funeral ~ Charles Slamowitz

I wear all black to remind you not to mess with me because I'm already dressed for your funeral. ~ Moosa Rahat

You can't collect everything," Pat says, putting the dress in with the giveaways. "Life is not a hobby. ~ A.M. Homes

Christ never preached any funeral sermons. ~ Dwight L. Moody

wasn't no bit of me willing to ride shotgun to my own funeral. ~ J.D. Jordan

That afternoon my mother had brought me the roses.
"Save them for my funeral," I'd said. ~ Sylvia Plath

[That] my body be buried as cheaply as possible and no speeches be permitted at my funeral. ~ Charles Bradlaugh

I made myself a Muenster-cheese sandwich, with lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayo, and went up to my room. Ingredients are important. ~ A.M. Homes

I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral. ~ Don Shula

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain ~ Michael J. McManus

My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick. ~ Josh Groban

We can make our houses homes and our homes heavens. ~ Spencer W. Kimball

Abandoned homes are everyone's problem, afflicting communities all over the state. ~ Eric Schneiderman

We have this obsession with broken homes. Everyone wants to find a problem with it, but not me. I had great homes. Both my parents remarried and I got more people to learn from! ~ J. J. Field

I always take photographs when I attend a funeral. Most people there know who I am and expect me to be there with my camera. ~ Martin Parr

The saddest face I ever saw on Martin Luther King was at the funeral of the four little girls slain in Birmingham, Alabama. ~ James A. Forbes

The man who is too set to change is dead already. The funeral is a mere detail. ~ Henry Ford

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet. ~ Mark Roberts

A solemn funeral is inconceivable to the Chinese mind. ~ Lin Yutang

The present is the funeral of the past, And man the living sepulchre of life. ~ John Clare

I hunted all through the four Gospels trying to find one of Christ's funeral sermons, but I couldn't find any. I found He broke up every funeral He ever attended! Death couldn't exist where He was. ~ Dwight L. Moody

Man should ever look to his last day, and no one should be called happy before his funeral.
[Lat., Ultima semper
Expectanda dies homini est, dicique beatus
Ante obitum nemo et suprema funera debet.] ~ Ovid

Some people don't attend funeral not because they don't want to but they are not emotionally strong to see anybody GO. ~ Neeraj Bhanot

Today we know with certainty that segregation is dead. The only question remaining is how costly will be the funeral. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time. ~ Harvey MacKay

A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are the clumsy devices, coming now too late, now too early, by which Society would register the quick motions of man. ~ E. M. Forster

The time to hesitate is through no time to wallowin the mire Try now we can only lose and our love become a funeral pyre ~ Jim Morrison

I order that my funeral ceremonies be extremely modest, and that they take place at dawn or at the evening Ave Maria, without song or music. ~ Giuseppe Verdi

No matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the weather. ~ Rosemary Clooney

O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? Where, indeed. Many a badly stung survivor, faced with the aftermath of some relative's funeral, has ruefully concluded that the victory has been won hands down by a funeral establishment - in disastrously unequal battle. ~ Jessica Mitford

You don't become a different person
you just learn to live with yourself
thats the hardest part. ~ A.M. Homes

Intolerance begins from homes, not hearts. ~ Balroop Singh

Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion. ~ Mark Twain

My mum had 14 pregnancies - but only four of us survived. We had a little sister born for a few days and she died. There had to be a funeral. ~ Tyson Fury

It's a sad thing to see, because as far as I know, this man Gavo had done nothing to deserve being shot in the back of the head at his own funeral. Twice. ~ Tea Obreht

Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead. ~ Ian Bannen

I've got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home, I guess. ~ Colonel Sanders

What am I most ashamed of in my life? Not keeping my promise to my sister and being too scared of America to attend her funeral. ~ Josephine Baker

I've been a fascinated observer of grand public funerals since I was a kid, starting with the life-altering black-and-white images of President John F. Kennedy's funeral. ~ David Horsey

If robots are to clean our homes, they'll have to do it better than a person. ~ James Dyson

You can see how an increase in the water level would wipe out hundreds of thousands of people's homes. ~ Andrew Mitchell

It always made me sad that there were kids who didn't have homes. ~ Lauren Holly

If you don't write the book you have to write, everything breaks. ~ A.M. Homes

The only use she has for the word fun is to make the word funeral. ~ Rachel Cohn

A black suit always goes well at a funeral. ~ Allan Dare Pearce

There's more single-family homes rented in the United States then there are apartments. ~ Barry Sternlicht