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I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if I'll get to the book. But I'm certainly excited about the day where I can't find the book, and I get to say, 'Where the hell is my anger management book?!' ~ Marc Maron
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It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: "Would someone please acknowledge me? ~ Marc Maron
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It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out. ~ Marc Maron
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The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day. ~ Marc Maron
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I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me. ~ Marc Maron
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Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. ~ Marc Maron
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If you have a handlebar mustache, that is pretty much all you are. You are a delivery system for a handlebar mustache. ~ Marc Maron
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Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do. ~ Marc Maron
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If you find yourself in conversation with someone you know and that person brings up someone you both know and before he says another word you mutter, "That guy's a fucking asshole," you might be a little bitter. If you find yourself dismissing universally acclaimed landmark achievements, saying, for example, "The Godfather is an okay movie," you might be bitter. ~ Marc Maron
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What you don't know about your parents is what becomes fascinating as you get older. They ~ Marc Maron
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The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming. ~ Marc Maron
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves? ~ Marc Maron
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Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's a mutual respect there. ~ Marc Maron
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As I became very conscious and more aware of things I got very into the beatniks and that kind of stuff. They were very important to me for a few years. ~ Marc Maron
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There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity. ~ Marc Maron
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In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. ~ Marc Maron
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When you commit your life to something and it doesn't work out, it is a tough place to be. Suicide can be the spiritual reprieve of a faithless person. I knew I could always just end it, and there was solace in that. ~ Marc Maron
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Imagining the worst has always been a great comfort to me. If there is turbulence there is an imminent crash. If she doesn't pick up the phone, she is fucking someone. If there is a lump it is a tumor. By thinking like this I protect myself from disappointment. And if anything other than the worst-case scenario unfolds, what a pleasant surprise! ~ Marc Maron
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Oh, and last week? I changed into a tiger and scared Tommy Bertram so bad he wet his pants.
Wait'll he sees my dragon. ~ Margaret Maron
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Worse than the feeling of loss that comes with a breakup is the feeling of losing. Loss is a state of emotional injury that you can get past; losing is a feeling of humiliation and defeat that stays fresh. The latter causes most of the problems in the world. If there is another man involved, it is almost impossible not to judge yourself as a failure and see him as an enemy. ~ Marc Maron
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I remember seeing Richard Pryor's first movie; it was a midnight movie when I was in high school. I must have been about fifteen. It was one of the most cathartic experiences of my life. I'd never laughed that much. ~ Marc Maron
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My cats, the ones that I have, were feral when I found them so the relationship that I have with them 10 years in is very mutual, earned, and evolved over time. It was never an easy thing. I like that they have a certain distance and have their own sense of selves. ~ Marc Maron
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The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal as someone like Marc Maron or a lot of comedians, but they are essentially my life and my interpretation of it. ~ Eugene Mirman
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Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along. ~ Marc Maron
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I didn't have anything to do with selecting IFC. I don't have anything to do with distribution, or business, or marketing, but think it's a good choice by Graham, and perfect for London Boulevard. It gets the picture straight into a dialog with the public, and it doesn't set the sights too high. They're very hip at IFC, and they get the film. The cineplex hasn't done film any favors as an art form. ~ William Monahan
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The next evolutionary step is into the screen. ~ Marc Maron
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Notebooks. There are dozens of notebooks. I always carry notebooks with me. I scribble in them in a barely readable scrawl. I do not write jokes. I write moments. Thoughts. Fragments that I have to sweat over as if they're cryptic texts in a lost language when I try to interpret them. That shouldn't be part of my process - decoding my own writing - but it has been for my entire life. What does that say about me? Why can't I make it easy? I need to complicate everything to protect myself from success and to remain complicated and overwhelmed. ~ Marc Maron
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Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was a younger guy, just wandering around talking to people was what kept me connected to the world. ~ Marc Maron
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I was married once before, and I stopped. ~ Marc Maron
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But then again, what do I know. I project. Then I judge. ~ Marc Maron
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I think most other comics are like, "I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that." With me, it's like, "What if I forget my jokes? What if I can't pull it together? This is going to be a fking disaster!" ~ Marc Maron
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There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity. ~ Marc Maron
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I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection. ~ Marc Maron
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That catharsis is really the core of the incredibly personal comedy of Louis C.K. or Marc Maron or whatever. And look - I find it fascinating that I'm sitting here talking about some of these things, and not to low tones, and my kids are in the other room. I have to trust that if they hear what I'm saying and they have questions about it, I'll be able to answer it, and that's fine. But that's part of the scariness of it - the reality of opening up my own life and my own feelings. ~ John Hodgman
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Some of you may be perfectly happy with mediocrity. Some of you will get nothing but heartbreak. Some of you will be heralded as geniuses and become huge. Of course, all of you think that one describes you ... hence the delusion necessary to push on. ~ Marc Maron
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I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. ~ Marc Maron
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I'm glad to be part of the war on sadness. I'm a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid. ~ Marc Maron
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Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched. ~ Marc Maron
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She had that strange mutant beauty that models have. It's the kind of beauty that no matter what they are wearing or how they try to hide themselves, a sharply defined, electric appeal comes through and zaps your desire. ~ Marc Maron
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I get very cranky when interrupted. I snap at people, sigh dramatically and slam my door shut. ~ Margaret Maron
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[ ... ] I'm about to get on a plane here, and I'm packing recovery literature. All I know is I'm going to be the guy reading the book on co-dependency. That's what I know about me. ~ Marc Maron
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I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics. ~ Marc Maron
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Most of the comics that I talk to I've never talked to for more than ten minutes ever. So 95 percent of the time you're really hearing the first conversation between me and that guy on the podcast. ~ Marc Maron
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It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen to my show; they know a lot about me. ~ Marc Maron
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