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Being photographed was dead time for the soul. Can the head think, while it does the same half smile under the same light frown? If this was all true, then Richard's soul was in great shape. No one photographed him any more, not even his wife. When the photographs came back from an increasingly infrequent holiday. Richard was never there..an elbow or earlobe on the edge of the frame, on the edge of life and love.. ~ Martin Amis
Love Humor quotes by Martin Amis
I couldn't really take a girl from Berlin to live in Leeds. I love it here. I miss the Yorkshire sense of humor and things like bitter and Yorkshire puddings, but I can still get my hands on salt 'n' vinegar crisps. ~ Sam Riley
Love Humor quotes by Sam Riley
Jack coughed slightly and offered his hand. "Hi, uh. I'm Jack."
Kim took it. "Jack what?"
"Huh?"
"Your last name, silly."
"Jackson."
She blinked at him. "Your name is Jack Jackson?"
He blushed. "No, uh, my first name's Rhett, but I hate it, so…"
He gestured to the chair and she sat. Her dress rode up several inches, exposing pleasing long lines of creamy skin. "Well, Jack, what's your field of study?"
"Biological Engineering, Genetics, and Microbiology. Post-doc. I'm working on a research project at the institute."
"Really? Oh, uh, my apple martini's getting a little low."
"I've got that, one second." He scurried to the bar and bought her a fresh one. She sipped and managed to make it look not only seductive but graceful as well.
"What do you want to do after you're done with the project?" Kim continued.
"Depends on what I find."
She sent him a simmering smile. "What are you looking for?"
Immediately, Jack's eyes lit up and his posture straightened. "I started the project with the intention of learning how to increase the reproduction of certain endangered species. I had interest in the idea of cloning, but it proved too difficult based on the research I compiled, so I went into animal genetics and cellular biology. It turns out the animals with the best potential to combine genes were reptiles because their ability to lay eggs was a smoother transition into combining the cells to create a new species, o ~ Kyoko M.
Love Humor quotes by Kyoko M.
A strong sense of humor, a really awesome personality, and maturity is also really important in a boyfriend. I tend to only be attracted to older guys for that reason. I just love guys who have a really strong sense of who they are. ~ Elizabeth Gillies
Love Humor quotes by Elizabeth Gillies
Back in 2004, Kellie Overbey handed me her play 'Girl Talk' to read. I fell in love with her brutally delicious humor and the fearlessly deft way in which she drew her characters. They jumped off the page and begged me to give them a space in which to stomp around. ~ Carrie Preston
Love Humor quotes by Carrie Preston
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. ~ Emo Philips
Love Humor quotes by Emo Philips
I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, they're going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much. ~ Janet Evanovich
Love Humor quotes by Janet Evanovich
He made a careful rehearsal of some of their bits of talk
why had she said this? what had she meant by that? why had she done the other? He dwelt on these matters with an absorbed speculation, and with a young man of Ogden's temperament speculation was but the first step on the way to love. ~ Henry Blake Fuller
Love Humor quotes by Henry Blake Fuller
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. ~ Charlie Brown
Love Humor quotes by Charlie Brown
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. ~ Mitt Romney
Love Humor quotes by Mitt Romney
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but i persevered because like you trying to a do a nine- piece jigsaw puzzle, it was a labor of love. ~ Tina Fey
Love Humor quotes by Tina Fey
Love can be just like hot peppers, exciting on the way in and agonizing on the way out. ~ Sorin Suciu
Love Humor quotes by Sorin Suciu
I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality. ~ Michael Levitt
Love Humor quotes by Michael Levitt
And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor. ~ Paul McCartney
Love Humor quotes by Paul McCartney
I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way. ~ John Lydon
Love Humor quotes by John Lydon
This "who's on top" banter continues until one wrestler (who has slyly gone to hide behind a chair) leaps upon his rival with an animal cry. The pair then proceeds to create a series of tableaux that appear to be from the Kama Sutra, Vatsyayana's ancient Indian textbook of carnal satisfaction. Occasionally, the tension is broken by a wrestler who picks up a large object, such as a table, to throw on the other's head, as if suddenly disgusted by his forbidden love. ~ A.C. Kemp
Love Humor quotes by A.C. Kemp
When you really merge with someone, it's not that you merge with them, you're merging with love. ~ Art Hochberg
Love Humor quotes by Art Hochberg
So basically you're just a fucking train wreck?" she joked.
"I prefer conflicted," I corrected. ~ Chasta Schneider
Love Humor quotes by Chasta Schneider
The butterflies were performing circus tricks now, flying through hoops of fire. Lexi had read about infatuation once. Some writer had doused the romantic notion of winged insects. He'd said the funny feeling was simply the motion of common sense fleeing the body. It made more sense, in a world where few things did. Lexi smiled, reveling in the feeling. ~ Angela Panayotopulos
Love Humor quotes by Angela Panayotopulos
I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love. ~ Bernie Mac
Love Humor quotes by Bernie Mac
Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out
of cigarettes. ~ Jeffrey McDaniel
Love Humor quotes by Jeffrey McDaniel
What's up?" He nodded his head, playing it cool, then casually stepped away before silently returning to a sprint.
Playing hide-and-seek like babies, Jason thought. I hope I never fall in love. ~ Scott Cawthon
Love Humor quotes by Scott Cawthon
Let your repentance salt my shoe leather," I said presently, "and then, as I lately sheathed my blade of anger, so sheath you my blade of love. ~ John Barth
Love Humor quotes by John Barth
The good part about having a mental disorder is having a valid reason for all the stupid things we do because of a damaged prefrontal cortex. However, the best part is seeing someone completely sane do the exact same things, without a valid excuse. This is the great equalizer of God and his little gift for all us crazy people to enjoy. ~ Shannon L. Alder
Love Humor quotes by Shannon L. Alder
He's around the twist,' said Azalea. 'Breaking all the windows? He's mad.'
'Ah, no,' said the King. 'It's only madness if you actually do it. If you want to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket but don't actually do it, well, that's love. ~ Heather Dixon
Love Humor quotes by Heather Dixon
Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realise that they aren't and it doesn't matter. ~ Sweetdreamer33
Love Humor quotes by Sweetdreamer33
As if reading her mind, he leaned into her again, pupils dark, irises glowing like a forest caught in the last rays of sun before dusk ... "Do you want me to make you come?"
"Is that a trick question? ~ Dianna Hardy
Love Humor quotes by Dianna Hardy
I have forgiven Jesus for all of the love he placed in me, when there's no one I can turn to with this love. ~ Morrissey
Love Humor quotes by Morrissey
For me, I really love 'Tim and Eric' and 'Dr. Steve Brule' and a lot of the Adult Swim shows, so I like strange, weird, sometimes slightly upsetting humor. ~ Gillian Jacobs
Love Humor quotes by Gillian Jacobs
Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations. ~ Ahmed Mostafa
Love Humor quotes by Ahmed Mostafa
We yearn for a stranger to poke around in our heart. Such an irrational thing it is. Flutter once and lunacy behold. ~ H.S. Crow
Love Humor quotes by H.S. Crow
All I do is have fun. When I'm not working, it's about making people laugh. I love making jokes about things. Even when someone's mad at me, I'll deflect anger with humor. My days are filled with laughter. If I'm not laughing, I'm not happy. ~ Drew Fuller
Love Humor quotes by Drew Fuller
Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. ~ Trey Parker
Love Humor quotes by Trey Parker
Maybe you should go make that call again. Ask very specifically how much of who's ass needs to be kissed here. I'm pretty sure it's my hairy butt that's gonna be getting all the love. ~ Jonathan Maberry
Love Humor quotes by Jonathan Maberry
In this nasty-ass strip club bathroom full of pissing dudes and possible rogue ejaculators, Shades is no longer some guy I love fucking. He's some guy I fucking love. ~ Kendall Grey
Love Humor quotes by Kendall Grey
I love 'Dexter.' The dark sense of humor is wonderful. ~ Stephen J. Cannell
Love Humor quotes by Stephen J. Cannell
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. ~ Fred Allen
Love Humor quotes by Fred Allen
Humor is wit and love. ~ William Makepeace Thackeray
Love Humor quotes by William Makepeace Thackeray
Experimenting with touch, he found he barely had to ripple a light fingertip over his sleeping lover, and Tristan would move, twisting until he was melted into Michael's embrace. Stroking Tristan's cheek got Michael a sleepy kiss. Touching Tristan's back or sliding a hand down his spine earned Michael the satisfying squeeze of arms around him. And squeezing Tristan's ass got him a fully awake and erect boy-toy looking for love. ~ Z.A. Maxfield
Love Humor quotes by Z.A. Maxfield
He knew in that moment that falling in love with her would destroy him, and so he decided at once that he would do his damnedest to despise her. ~ Ash Gray
Love Humor quotes by Ash Gray
Sentimental outbreaks are like liquorice; when first you suck it, it's not bad, but afterwards it leaves a very nasty taste in the mouth. ~ Ivan Turgenev
Love Humor quotes by Ivan Turgenev
In hindsight, I have no idea why he was ever with me. He thought highly of my breasts. And ... that's it, I think. ~ Emma Forrest
Love Humor quotes by Emma Forrest
I love you more than anything in this world. And if I'm ever lucky enough to get you to be my wife, there's no way in hell I'm letting you go. ~ Allie Everhart
Love Humor quotes by Allie Everhart
Roosevelt's humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little; of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love of adventure. ~ Emanuel Celler
Love Humor quotes by Emanuel Celler
Showing up unannounced was risky. This guy was known for being cantankerous at best, violent at worst. But she was ready. As soon as the door opened, she let loose a stream of urine right on his doorstep . . . and then ran like hell. A few days more of that, she knew, and he' d be all hers. ~ Marah J. Hardt
Love Humor quotes by Marah J. Hardt
I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy. ~ Judy Gold
Love Humor quotes by Judy Gold
I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and pizza are all good enough reasons for living. But living an honest life - for that you need the truth. ~ Ricky Gervais
Love Humor quotes by Ricky Gervais
Bein' rich is having leftovers. Good leftovers make yo' tongue fly outta yo' mouth and smack yo' brains out. ~ Paula H. Deen
Love Humor quotes by Paula H. Deen
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, lived a young princess who awaited a prince who would give her everything she ever dreamed of... love, passion, loyalty. He'd be the sweetest, kindest, most heartwarming gentleman a girl could ever ask for. And he'd be perfect.

... Excuse me while I vomit. ~ Kennedy Fox
Love Humor quotes by Kennedy Fox
I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer's 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor. ~ Dick Cavett
Love Humor quotes by Dick Cavett
I would love to do a film with a lot of humor in it: a comedy with pain instead of a painful film with some comedy. ~ Randa Haines
Love Humor quotes by Randa Haines
I really love middle-grade. Middle-grade books have a little more of a magical, light-hearted feel. You can be a little bit more quirky, you can have a little more humor. It doesn't get so dark and deep. ~ James Dashner
Love Humor quotes by James Dashner
But she just couldn't stop checking her phone; she wanted
to stop, tried to stop, but the pull would not let her go. It was
a strange experience for her to be doing the obsessive phone-checking
thing. Vanessa talked about it, and she had heard stories
about it from other friends. One date with a guy and suddenly
the phone becomes like an appendage endowed with some super
power to predict your future. ~ Jacqueline Simon Gunn
Love Humor quotes by Jacqueline Simon Gunn
I WANNA CONQUER THE WORLD... or at least the tri-state area. ~ Disney's Phineas And Ferb
Love Humor quotes by Disney's Phineas And Ferb
I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart humor. It gives the audience credit in terms of not needing to tell them when to laugh. I love that about the show. There's no laugh track. ~ Sarah Chalke
Love Humor quotes by Sarah Chalke
Love, as wonderful and horrible as it is, has at its center a kind of pitiful humor. ~ Tim O'Brien
Love Humor quotes by Tim O'Brien
I think I love humor in poetry, but not that slapstick cheap easy humor, but that uncomfortable, "did she say that out loud?" kind of humor. ~ Victoria Chang
Love Humor quotes by Victoria Chang
I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out. ~ Logan Henderson
Love Humor quotes by Logan Henderson
He'd better make you happy or I'll break his face. ~ Evelyn Smith
Love Humor quotes by Evelyn Smith
I tried to photograph the mysterious, true and magical soul of popular Spain in all its passion, love, humor, tenderness, rage, pain, in all its truth; and the fullest and most intense moments in the lives of these characters as simple as they are irresistible, with all their inner strength, as a personal challenge that gave me strength and understanding and in which I invested all my heart. ~ Cristina Garcia Rodero
Love Humor quotes by Cristina Garcia Rodero
I can't give a Professor love! ~ J.K. Rowling
Love Humor quotes by J.K. Rowling
I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor. ~ Alton Brown
Love Humor quotes by Alton Brown
I hereby vow to take any and all death threats at face value, unless you are, in fact, trying to flirt with me, in which case please threaten to bash my brains in while winking, like so ~ Kiersten White
Love Humor quotes by Kiersten White
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper. ~ Thomas Carlyle
Love Humor quotes by Thomas Carlyle
Across from us, Lia eyed our hands and then brought her own to her forehead in a melodramatic motion. "I'm a dark and angsty profiler," she intoned. "No," she countered in a falsetto, bringing her other hand up, "I'm a dark and angsty profiler. Ours is a star-crossed love. ~ Jennifer Lynn Barnes
Love Humor quotes by Jennifer Lynn Barnes
When you cease to dream, you cease to hope and you cease to grow. ~ Debasish Mridha
Love Humor quotes by Debasish Mridha
I think people who just know me from my band think I don't like pop music. The truth is I love pop music. ~ Pete Wentz
Love Humor quotes by Pete Wentz
I am dying beyond my means ~ Oscar Wilde
Love Humor quotes by Oscar Wilde
I love race car drivers, I love gymnastics, I love UFC, I love police officers, I love firefighters. I just try to give them the same enjoyment they give me. ~ Shaquille O'Neal
Love Humor quotes by Shaquille O'Neal
Weak in order to love,
strong in order to protect,
both in order to stay
at your side. ~ Yana Toboso
Love Humor quotes by Yana Toboso
Let's carpe the hell out of this diem. ~ Alexandra Bracken
Love Humor quotes by Alexandra Bracken
Where do you want to go, my heart?" "Anywhere - anywhere, out of this world. ~ CrimethInc.
Love Humor quotes by CrimethInc.
Spare me therefore, your good intentions, your inner sensitivities, your unarticulated and unexpressed love. And spare me also these tedious psycho-historians which, by exposing the goodness inside the bad man, and the evil in the good-invariably establish a vulgar and perverse egalitarianism, as if the arrangement of what is outside and what inside makes no moral difference. ~ Willard Gaylin
Love Humor quotes by Willard Gaylin
I remember the words of Bill Tall Bull, a Cheyenne elder. As a young person, I spoke to him with a heavy heart, lamenting that I had no native language with which to speak to the plants and the places that I love. "They love to hear the old language," he said, "it's true." "But," he said, with fingers on his lips, "You don't have to speak it here." "If you speak it here," he said, patting his chest, "They will hear you. ~ Robin Wall Kimmerer
Love Humor quotes by Robin Wall Kimmerer
Magic happens when you don't give up, even when you want to. The universe always falls in love with a stubborn heart. ~ JM Storm
Love Humor quotes by JM Storm
The Colonel explained to me that 1. this was Alaska's room, and that 2. she had a single room because the girl who was supposed to be her roommate got kicked out at the end of last year, and that 3. Alaska had cigarettes, although the Colonel neglected to ask whether 4. I smoked, which 5. I didn't. ~ John Green
Love Humor quotes by John Green
[Veda:] History is the best kind of story. We each write our own stories about good versus evil, failure and success, love and hate. It's all about people and the choices we make. Wars are started; laws are passed; conversations are held. We decide through our actions and the choices we make whether we are the hero or the villain in our chapter of history. ~ Jessica Lave
Love Humor quotes by Jessica Lave
Black holes are the last vestige of civilizations obsessed with tinkering. ~ Kane Freeman
Love Humor quotes by Kane Freeman
What was she like, this Laure who enjoyed having lunch in the garden, was frightened of red ants, dremt she was making love to her pet which had been transformed into a man, and had a signed Patrick Modiano?

She was an enigma. It was like looking at someone through a fogged-up window. her face was like one encountered in a dream, whose features disolve as soon as you try to recall them. ~ Antoine Laurain
Love Humor quotes by Antoine Laurain
Single guys can easily simulate some of the joys of marriage simply by installing one of those GPS devices that use a woman's voice. ~ Barry Parham
Love Humor quotes by Barry Parham
What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple. ~ Si Robertson
Love Humor quotes by Si Robertson
Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence. ~ Jasper Fforde
Love Humor quotes by Jasper Fforde
The problem for me is that I can't ever really see who Gregory is, any more than I can see what a mirror by itself looks like, because he reflects whoever's around him. ~ Elizabeth Chandler
Love Humor quotes by Elizabeth Chandler
You cannot be in love with someone you've really only known for barely a week and on top of that someone who drives you crazy most of the time. No matter how goodlooking and charming and interesting and understanding he may be. Not even if he's the one person who makes you feel like yourself.
Right? ~ Hannah Harrington
Love Humor quotes by Hannah Harrington
He kills her in her own humor. ~ William Shakespeare
Love Humor quotes by William Shakespeare
That caravan looks as if it's all Vorin. Also, you look a little spindly for a Horneater."
"Did you just insult the princess's weight?" Tyn asked, aghast.
Storms! She was good. She actually managed to produce angerspren with the remark.
Well, nothing to do but soldier on.
"I am offend!" Shallan yelled.
"You have offended Her Highness again!"
"Very offend!"
"You'd better apologize."
"No apologize!" Shallan declared. "Boots! ~ Brandon Sanderson
Love Humor quotes by Brandon Sanderson
When we love others, we naturally want to talk about them, we want to show them off, like emotional trophies. We invest them with a power to do to others what they do to us; a vain hope, as the lovers of others are rarely of much interest to us. But we listen in patience, as friends must, and as Isabel now did, refraining from comment, other than to encourage the release of the story and the attendant confession of human frailty and hope. ~ Alexander McCall Smith
Love Humor quotes by Alexander McCall Smith
Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime. Lead me, save me from my solitude. Say you want me with you, here beside you. Anywhere you go, let me go, too. Christine; that's all I ask of you. ~ Charles Hart
Love Humor quotes by Charles Hart
Man is not interesting without some imperfection ~ Soichiro Honda
Love Humor quotes by Soichiro Honda
Womanly Power: Hurting a man and then making him apologize. ~ Rebecca Warner
Love Humor quotes by Rebecca Warner
The fact he has money does make him more tempting, I'm not immune ... but, babe, I'd take him penniless in a heartbeat. -Rusty ~ Shirl Anders
Love Humor quotes by Shirl Anders
If music be the food of love, play on, Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die. That strain again! It had a dying fall. O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound That breathes upon a bank of violets, Stealing and giving odour. Enough, no more! ~ William Shakespeare
Love Humor quotes by William Shakespeare
For the young, the practice of equitation is a valuable lesson, as it requires the exercise of all human virtue. If they are introduced to the practice of riding by understanding and patient teachers, then they too will develop these traits. The young rider grows to realize the horse is a partner rather than a slave who also deserves love and understanding. ~ Nuno Oliveira
Love Humor quotes by Nuno Oliveira
The train resembles the Soviet type and is quite comfortable, but all socialist structures I have ever encountered have toilets stemming from a single model engineered by the Orthodox Church in Tsarist Russia to ensure that man never be allowed to forget the corruption of the flesh. ~ Arthur Miller
Love Humor quotes by Arthur Miller
I play piano (bit of guitar) and I sing and I love to jam and harmonize with other musical people. ~ Jade Hassoune
Love Humor quotes by Jade Hassoune
As artists, we'd all love to not be commercial - to not sell out to the full extent that we are able. But you do what you have to do to pay New York rent and continue to do what you feel strongly about. ~ Mike Birbiglia
Love Humor quotes by Mike Birbiglia
I sing a lot about love. ~ Dennis Brown
Love Humor quotes by Dennis Brown
I loved short stories, and they were all I wanted to write. I love the compression of them and the exactitude needed to get a whole world into such a small space. ~ Debra Dean
Love Humor quotes by Debra Dean
One day, on tearing off some old bark, I saw two rare beetles, and seized one in each hand. Then I saw a third and new kind, which I could not bear to lose, so I popped the one which I held in my right hand into my mouth. Alas! it ejected some intensely acrid fluid, which burnt my tongue so that I was forced to spit the beetle out, which was lost, as was the third one. ~ Charles Darwin
Love Humor quotes by Charles Darwin
Dig deep, deep, my soul, to find the heart
the blood, the heat, the shrine and resting place. Dig deep, deep into the moist soil all the way to where they lie, those I love
she, Mother, with her dark hair loose and gone, her bones long since tumbled in the back of the vault, as other coffins came to rest in her spot, but in this dream I range them round me to hold as if she were there ... ~ Anne Rice
Love Humor quotes by Anne Rice
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