Louis Ck Quotes

Shut up ... let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you're just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you're real. I don't have enough time in any day to think about you enough ... I don't even think about women anymore. I think about you. ~ Louis C.K.

Even today, how do we have this amazing microtechnology? Because the factory where they're making these, they jump off the fucking roof, because it's a nightmare in there. You really have a choice. You can have candles and horses and be a little kinder to each other or let someone suffer immeasurably far away, just so you can leave a mean comment on YouTube while you're taking a shit ~ Louis Ck

I would watch either Michael Cera doing comedy or Louis CK doing stand-up. This would ~ James Altucher

Everything is amazing right now and nobody's happy. Like, in my lifetime the changes in the world have been incredible… Flying is the worst because people come back from flights and they tell you…a horror story…They're like: "It was the worst day of my life. First of all, we didn't board for twenty minutes, and then we get on the plane and they made us sit there on the runway…" Oh really, what happened next? Did you fly through the air incredibly, like a bird? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight you non-contributing zero?! You're flying! It's amazing! Everybody on every plane should just constantly be going: "Oh my God! Wow!" You're flying! You're sitting in a chair, in the sky! ~ Louis Ck

I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate. ~ Louis C.K.

Why does Louis CK get named Comedy Person of the Year? I should be named Comedy Person of the Year just so I can parlay it into another few weeks of road work. ~ Andy Kindler

But as my dear friend and relationship sponsor Louis CK has noted, divorce is always good news because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. ~ Amy Poehler

Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off. ~ Ted Alexandro

The thing in jazz that will get Bix Beiderbecke out of his bed at two o'clock in the morning, pick that cornet up and practice into the pillow for another two or three hours, or that would make Louis Armstrong travel around the world for fifty plus years non stop, just get up out of his sick bed, crawl up on the bandstand and play, the thing that would make Duke Ellington, the thing that would make Thelonious Monk, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, Mary Lou Williams, the thing that would make all of these people give their lives for this, and they did give their lives, is that it gives us a glimpse into what America is going to be when it becomes itself. And this music tells you that it will become itself. And when you get a taste of that, there's just nothing else you're going to taste that's as sweet. ~ Wynton Marsalis

A lot of people saved IBM. Yes, I was the leader of that team, but I could never have done it without a group of IBMers helping me. ~ Louis V. Gerstner, Jr.

As in the experimental sciences, truth cannot be distinguished from error as long as firm principles have not been established through the rigorous observation of facts. ~ Louis Pasteur

My ideas for the future? To take over the world. ~ Louis Tomlinson

In the history of mankind there are recorded two great Inversions. The first, set forth by the Nazarene to the effect that love is a greater power and more real than vengeance. The second proclaimed the earth to be a sphere revolving in its course around the sun. These affirmations were made in the face of all evidence sacred to the contrary. ~ Louis Sullivan

Harry's asleep within a few short minutes, body now warm and pliable, and as Louis holds him, he doesn't dare fall asleep because he doesn't trust himself to dream. ~ Velvetoscar

If you go back to 2001, the market had two violent short covering rallies then, although I know the market didn't officially get going until March 2003. ~ Louis Navellier

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom. ~ Leonard Louis Levinson

I think that what people abroad want from French film, inside French film becomes our worst fear, "Oh, another film about love!" ~ Louis Garrel

Language was not given to man: he seized it. ~ Louis Aragon

One of our most difficult realizations was that - in the course of two years - a connecting hub in St. Louis had gone from something we thought we needed to something we could no longer afford. ~ Gerard Arpey

Well, I've often been wrong, but this time I was right and they had to pay mind to me or bury me, and mine is a breed that dies hard. ~ Louis L'Amour

When I turned the corner, I saw Toni waving at me from the elevator. I think I've already told you how it made me feel to see her smile and wave at me. You can have your sunsets and waterfalls. If a piano were to suddenly fall on my head, that's the image I'd want forever engraved in my mind.
- Alton Richard ~ Louis Sachar

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson

Books are precious things, but more than that, they are the strong backbone of civilization. They are the thread upon which it all hangs, and they can save us when all else is lost. ~ Louis L'Amour

My mother used to say, 'You gotta exercise.' She would really pound on me to exercise every day. She was very physically fit; she was on the basketball team in high school in St. Louis in the 1920s, when women didn't do that. And she taught me to play tennis, taught me to walk and run, and I ran for 30 years pretty religiously. ~ Dick Gephardt

We must define flattery and praise; they are distinct. Trajan was encouraged to virtue by the panegyric Pliny; Tiberius became obstinate in vice from the flattery of his senators. ~ Louis XVI Of France

I lay my body down in another city, another hotel room. Once Louis Armstrong and his band stayed here. Later the hotel fell to trash. New money resurrected it. Under the red moon of justice, I dream with the king of jazz. ~ Joy Harjo

Black leadership has to recognize that principles more than speech, character more than a claim, is greater in advancing the cause of our liberation than what has transpired thus far. ~ Louis Farrakhan

The author knows just what he wants to illustrate and how he would like it to be done. ~ Louis Leakey

In every part and corner of our life, to lose oneself is to be a gainer; to forget oneself is to be happy. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson

If you suppress laboratories, physical science will be stricken with barrenness and death. ~ Louis Pasteur

Life comes only from life. ~ Louis Pasteur

The world is the geologist's great puzzle-box; he stands before it like the child to whom the separate pieces of his puzzle remain a mystery till he detects their relation and sees where they fit, and then his fragments grow at once into a connected picture beneath his hand. ~ Louis Agassiz

I would say to the priest that God made me as I am, that I had no choice, that He must have made me like this for a purpose, that He knows the ultimate reasons for all things and that therefore it must be all to the good that I am as I am, even if we cannot know what that good is. I can say to the priest that if God is the reason for all things, then God is to blame and I should not be condemned. ~ Louis De Bernieres

Eventually, in the 1780s, Louis XVI, who had ascended to the throne on his grandfather's death, realised that half his annual budget was tied to servicing the interest on his loans, and that he was heading towards bankruptcy. ~ Yuval Noah Harari

I'm a man of a certain age - old enough to have been every kind of fool- and I find to my surprise that the only counsel I have to pass on is this: Never let your name be found in a dead man's trousers. ~ Louis Bayard

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian. ~ Louis C.K.

Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee. ~ Louis C.K.

Under the wide and starry sky, Dig the grave and let me lie. Glad did I live and gladly die, And I laid me down with a will. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson

There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave. ~ Louis Kronenberger

Louis-Cesare looked pained. Ray was even dirtier than I was, and his bright red briefs had gotten a tear across the butt at some point, flashing a glimpse of hairy cheek whenever he moved. An awesome trophy he was not. ~ Karen Chance

When you are a man of power, your decisions affect so many people and sometimes it can appear to be extremely evil, when really you just have a specific goal to reach. I had to understand that state of mind because what was most important was the bigger goal not the smaller decisions. ~ Jimmy Jean-Louis

There's a need to perfect things in a writers' room, and that can take a lot of fun out of a show sometimes. It's a struggle. It depends on your personality. Some people love working with a writing staff. I had a great writing staff on Lucky Louie, but it sometimes felt like Congress or something. ~ Louis C.K.

Life must go on, even if it's no joke ... just pretend to believe in the future. ~ Louis Ferdinand Celine

Basically what you want in any profession - I would say the same thing if I were a lawyer or a doctor - is you want bright undergraduates to look at your profession as something they would be interested in getting into. ~ Louis Menand

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. ~ Louis C.K.

All that grave weight of America Cancelled! Like Greece and Rome. The future in ruins! ~ Louis Simpson

Either birds or bats flapped up and into the night as the gates rolled back into position. My money was on bats. Little blingy ones, carrying tiny Louis Vuitton clutches. ~ Cherie Priest

I'm not the kind of coach who just goes out and buys players for the sake of it. I'm a coach who wants to - and can - improve players. ~ Louis Van Gaal

Quit crabbing," Bert said mildly. "We're here now, and we've got to like it. ~ Louis L'Amour