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Listen' he whispered ferociously, like a ferocious breeze or a very gentle hurricane. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
You remember having friends who used to lampoon the world so effortlessly, crouching at the verge of every joke and waiting to pounce on it, and you remember how they changed as they grew older and the joy of questioning everything slowly became transformed into the pain of questioning everything, like a star consuming its own core. ~ Kevin Brockmeier
Lampoon quotes by Kevin Brockmeier
He made small talk on the way about how he was abandoned as a child and will only rest easy once he is avenged. His name was Tom. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
The next day was wonderful...and terrible. So, overall, I guess it was okay. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by opening and closing my fists very rapidly. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery. ~ Beverly D'Angelo
Lampoon quotes by Beverly D'Angelo
My point of view comes more from the literature I've read and the comedy of the era. When I was a kid, coming across National Lampoon Magazine, that was a big thing. I suddenly felt like there were other people that felt the way I did, and there was a way of expressing and communicating this worldview. ~ Charlie Kaufman
Lampoon quotes by Charlie Kaufman
Toke a lid, smoke a lid, pop the mescalino! ...Hop a hill! Pop a pill! For old Tim Benzedrino! ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
You should have seen the costumes for the last few prom themes: Pimps and their srteet ho's; CEOs and their office ho's; GI Joes and their combat ho's; Gardeners and their garden hose;Firemen and their fire hose ... If you ask me, a 'masquerade' theme isn't flattering for anyones features, nor does it define the apppropriate gender roles very clearly. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
And when I have to step in puddles, he lays himself down in the water so I can walk on his back to avoid getting wet. You know, normal friend stuff. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
One must avoid snobbery and misanthropy. But one must also be unafraid to criticise those who reach for the lowest common denominator, and who sometimes succeed in finding it. This criticism would be effortless if there were no "people" waiting for just such an appeal. Any fool can lampoon a king or a bishop or a billionaire. A trifle more grit is required to face down a mob, or even a studio audience that has decided it knows what it wants and is entitled to get it. And the fact that kings and bishops and billionaires often have more say than most in forming appetites and emotions of the crowd is not irrelevant, either. ~ Christopher Hitchens
Lampoon quotes by Christopher Hitchens
The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused. ~ Brian Spellman
Lampoon quotes by Brian Spellman
The first casualty of war is casual wear. ~ Brian Spellman
Lampoon quotes by Brian Spellman
I love you, Prin,' I say.
'Just shut up. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
Rebellion is all we'll be talking about. Love is revolution, a kind of coup d'état and cultural reprogramming in its own little way. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
The two things I look for in a guy is how tall he is and whether or not he's a vampire. Pretty much all my crushes have been one or the other. One guy, actually, was both big and a vampire, but he turned out to be gay. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon. ~ Kato Kaelin
Lampoon quotes by Kato Kaelin
Germs contagious, contagious alert!
But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt! ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's snow-proof body, and his eyes that changed from I-don't-remember to green, and I knew. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
I read everything, including the labels on canned food. I'm a hopeless print addict, a condition alleviated only by daily meditation which breaks the linear-Aristotelian trance. National Lampoon, Scientific American are what I read most obsessively. ~ Robert Anton Wilson
Lampoon quotes by Robert Anton Wilson
Nice piano," I said. "Do you play?"
"oh no, but Edwart does!" Eva Mullen said.
"A little," Edwart said sheepishly.
"Go ahead, play!" Eva said. She picked up the triangle that was lying on the piano and handed it to Edwart. He started banging on it. It sounded like construction work very early in the morning.
"Whoops. I messed up. Let me start over," he said.
He started banging again.
"Wait. Uh. I haven't practiced in a while. Let me start over."
Edwart continued to bang the triangle. Eva closed her eyes and raised her arms, swaying rhythmically to Edwart's music. Edwart held the triangle up high, in what appeared to be a grand finish, but then he brought it down hard, hitting the top of the piano. He continued to bang the piano, putting the entire force of his slim body into each smash. The piano shook. The room vibrated. When he finished I subtly removed my hands from my ears.
"I wrote that for you," Edwart murmured, drawing me close. "It's called Belle's Lullaby. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
You're lucky I was on that roof all day. That old man ... he was trying to sell you a Sega product. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
The transformation of cities A suburban world The emerging world is becoming suburban. Its leaders should welcome that, but avoid the West's mistakes Dec 6th 2014 | From the print edition IN THE West, suburbs could hardly be less fashionable. Singers and film-makers lampoon them as the haunts of bored teenagers and ~ Anonymous
Lampoon quotes by Anonymous
We began to butterfly kiss, which is when you touch your eyelashes to the other person's skin. I was going to respect Edwart's desire to wait, and he was going to respect my desire for winged creatures. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
I realised that a television show on political lampoon was one genre that was missing. ~ Cyrus Broacha
Lampoon quotes by Cyrus Broacha
Thus the aristocracy took their revenge by singing lampoons on their new master, and whispering in his ears sinister prophecies of coming catastrophe.
In this way arose feudal Socialism; half lamentation, half lampoon; half echo of the past, half menace of the future, at times by its bitter, witty and incisive criticism, striking the bourgeoisie to the very heart's core, but always ludicrous in its effects, through total incapacity to comprehend the march of modern history. ~ Karl Marx
Lampoon quotes by Karl Marx
I went to Second City, where you learned to make the other actor look good so you looked good and National Lampoon, where you had to create everything out of nothing, and SNL, where you couldn't make any mistakes, and you learned what collaboration was. ~ Bill Murray
Lampoon quotes by Bill Murray
During inflation, Goodwill is the gift that keeps on giving. ~ Warren Buffett
Lampoon quotes by Warren Buffett
I took the one letter he had for us. It was from the Switchblade Gas & Electric Company. I didn't know I had admirers there too, but I wasn't that surprised. I threw it in the trash with the IRS's love letters and closed the door without reply. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
And don't trouble yourself too much if you don't laugh at what you are about to read, for if you perk up your pink little ear, you may hear the silvery tinkling of merriment in the air, far, far away ... It's us, buster. Ching! ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
Quick, I told myself. Try to remember what you learned from Jimbo's Self Defence for Young Ladies. Jimbo was a beefy man with prison tats.
"Go into the nearest dark alley," I recalled Jimbo saying. "Freeze like a rabbit or the creature you desire your attacker to mistake you for. If your attacker shouts out to you, respond politely - maybe your optimism will change his mind. If you're about to get into an elevator with a man you feel uncomfortable spending time with in a small, escapeless room, head right in. Remember , fear i an irrational emotion, you should probably ignore it."
Armed with these tips, I hung a right into the nearest dead-end, curled into a ball and started rolling. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
Not only do we mock the Eurovision Song Contest itself, but we lampoon other European countries for taking it so seriously, and they all retaliate by voting for each other every year and ignoring our (sometimes) palpably superior songs. Accordingly, Britain has become the Millwall FC of Eurovision: we are hated, we know we are hated, and we pretend we are happy to be hated. It's actually quite a sad state of affairs. ~ Marcus Berkmann
Lampoon quotes by Marcus Berkmann
I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
You don't have to hide your natural inclination to boss me around. I want you to feel comfortable with me, Edwart. To the point of domination."
"Okay, okay." He took a deep breath and pointed at me. "You," he said stiffly, the words flowing straight from some primordial, bossy wordbank. "Come to the place where you want to go, which, hopefully, is my car, where I will be, God willing. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face. ~ National Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by National Lampoon
I had recently come into the possession of a Thesaurus. You would not believe how many words there are! When I opened that book, I was like, whoa! Word party! ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
They all got really quiet and started to lick their lips, closing in on Lucy. I started to lick my lips, too, because it's one of those subconcious, contagious things like sneezing, but then I stopped because it just isn't worth it if you forgot to bring ChapStick. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
The parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer. Parodies are what you write when you are associate editor of the Harvard Lampoon. The greater the work of literature, the easier the parody. The step up from writing parodies is writing on the wall above the urinal. ~ Ernest Hemingway,
Lampoon quotes by Ernest Hemingway,
So all this time you thought I was a vampire?' Edwart whispered furiously, pulling me a few inches to the left.
'Sure,' I said, 'you know, the lion falls for the lamb ... '
'What?'
'Sorry. It's easier for me if I explain things in animal terms. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
Ellison's Theorem: the further right your position, the less telling your satire. A corollary of which is that you can't lampoon anywhere near where you stand, because you'd annihilate your own troops. ~ Harlan Ellison
Lampoon quotes by Harlan Ellison
Suddenly I blurted out. I love you more than everything in the entire galaxy combined into one potent, delicious piece of gum! ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and I
could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also
an intriguing expression. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the states of the Pacific Northwest were known for their lenient monster laws. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
The Lampoon was definitely quite formative. You know there's a crazy like kind of network of comedy writers from The Lampoon that are, that kind of you know like Seinfeld and The Simpsons and a lot of shows kind of had a lot of kind of Lampoon writers and so that was very formative. I mean, to me I got interested in comedy writing at an early like reading like Dave Barry. ~ Nicholas Stoller
Lampoon quotes by Nicholas Stoller
Having spent a substantial part of my career parodying religious figures from my own Christian background, I am aghast at the notion that it could, in effect, be made illegal to imply ridicule of a religion or to lampoon religious figures. ~ Rowan Atkinson
Lampoon quotes by Rowan Atkinson
Humor is a powerful tool, and some of these politicians are so far out and easy to lampoon. They just provide such delicious opportunity. ~ George Takei
Lampoon quotes by George Takei
As soon as we were inside, Edwart's family rushed to greet me. What seemed like thirty people circled me, chattering away.
"Oh my god, you smell good."
"Good smell, good smell."
"(she really does smell good.)"
"do you mind if I put my nose right on you? Right on your arm?"
"More smelly smelly please."
"If I could destroy every part of my brain except the part that smelled your smell, I would do it. I would do it in a second."
"Let's go, Belle," Edwart whispered and grabbed my hand. We pushed through the ravenous vampires nad out the front door.
"So that went well!" I said outside in the U-HAUL. I sniffed my hair. I did smell good.
"No, no, that wasn't my house," Edwart said, starting the truck. "I don't even know those people! Sometimes I get addresses confused. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
All of a sudden, he began to laugh. Had I said something funny? Had he? How long had I been spacing out for, slowly growing conscious that my fate was in the hands of a group of college kids who'd kill me off just for a laugh.
Little did they realize that I was organizing a revolt. ~ The Harvard Lampoon
Lampoon quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
Sometimes you characters give me a pain in the back of my lap," said Manuel abruptly. "I hang around with you and listen to simple-minded gobbledegook in yard-long language, if it's you talking, Dran, and pink-and-purple sissification from the brat here. Why I do it I'll never know. And it goes that way up to the last gasp. So you're going to leave. Dran has to make a speech, real logical. Vaughn has to blow out a sigh and get misty-eyed." He spat.
"How would you handle it?" Dran asked, amused. Vaughn stared at Manuel whitely.
"Me? You really want to know?"
"This I want to hear," said Vaughn between her teeth.
"I'd wait a while - a long while - until neither of you was talking. Then I'd say, 'I joined the Marines yesterday.' And you'd both look at me a little sad. There's supposed to be something wrong with coming right out and saying something. Let's see. Suppose I do it the way Vaughn would want me to." He tugged at an imaginary braid and thrust out his lower lip in a lampoon of Vaughn's full mouth. He sighed gustily. "I have felt …" He paused to flutter his eyelashes. "I have felt the call to arms," he said in a histrionic whisper. He gazed off into the middle distance. "I have heard the sound of trumpets. The drums stir in my blood." He pounded his temples with his fists. "I can't stand it - I can't! Glory beckons. I will away to foreign strands."
Vaughn turned on her heel, though she made no effort to walk away. Dran roared with laughter.
"A ~ Theodore Sturgeon
Lampoon quotes by Theodore Sturgeon
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