Lagerfeld Deodorant Quotes

I love to watch times change! ~ Karl Lagerfeld

Music is part of the life of fashion, too. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant. ~ Alexandra Ripley

Twoa said, obviously still in my brain. "It was my pheromones," she said defensively. I looked up at her; she was sniffing herself. She looked down at me. "Okay, maybe it wasn't ALL the pheromones," she admitted. "Nobody makes a good deodorant for superheroes. ~ John Zakour

Luxury is the income tax of vanity. But it is so pleasant. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

I actually use women's perfume - I have since I was a kid. It's called Anais Anais, from Rachael. It smells like a beautiful woman and a bouquet of flowers. I use that and Right Guard deodorant. ~ Albert Hammond, Jr.

If there's something dangerous, sauces are dangerous for the body. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

[Travel seems] not just a way of having a good time, but something that every self-respecting citizen ought to undertake, like a high-fiber diet, say, or a deodorant. ~ Jan Morris

There's no deodorant like success. ~ Elizabeth Taylor

The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief, are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel. ~ Douglas Adams

I'm surrounded by young and beautiful people. I hate looking at ugliness. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

My job is to bring out in people what they wouldn't dare do themselves. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

There are so many third-rate people now who are more famous than people who should be famous, but sometimes people who could or should be famous are very boring, too. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

I had an interview once with some German journalist - some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists - maybe a week after - and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, 'It's impolite; remove your glasses.' I said, 'Do I ask you to remove your bra? ~ Karl Lagerfeld

I am not a second option person. It is that or nothing. If it is not the way I see it I prefer not to see it. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

Fashion is about two things: the evolution and the opposite. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

Fantasy is often better than reality. It's much more inspiring not to go to places than to go. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

When I was 14, I wanted to smoke because my mother smoked like mad. I wanted to smoke to look grown-up. But my mother said: 'You shouldn't smoke. Your hands are not that beautiful and that shows when you smoke. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

That summer, Titanic fever gripped Kabul. People smuggled pirated copies of the film from Pakistan- sometimes in their underwear. After curfew, everyone locked their doors, turned out the lights, turned down the volume, and reaped tears for Jack and Rose and the passengers of the doomed ship. If there was electrical power, Mariam, Laila, and the children watched it too. A dozen times or more, they unearthed the TV from behind the tool-shed, late at night, with the lights out and quilts pinned over the windows.
At the Kabul River, vendors moved into the parched riverbed. Soon, from the river's sunbaked hollows, it was possible to buy Titanic carpets, and Titanic cloth, from bolts arranged in wheelbarrows. There was Titanic deodorant, Titanic toothpaste, Titanic perfume, Titanic pakora, even Titanic burqas. A particularly persistent beggar began calling himself "Titanic Beggar."
"Titanic City" was born.

It's the song, they said.
No, the sea. The luxury. The ship.
It's the sex, they whispered.
Leo, said Aziza sheepishly. It's all about Leo.
"Everybody wants Jack," Laila said to Mariam. "That's what it is. Everybody wants Jack to rescue them from disaster. But there is no Jack. Jack is not coming back. Jack is dead. ~ Khaled Hosseini

I have never been much of a groomer. I take baths a lot, but I don't wear deodorant. I don't have to. I have a miraculous body scent. I've had women smell me and say that should be bottled. I would advise guys to lay off the Drakkar, because the cavemen weren't wearing it. They might have been putting mint leaves on their balls, but [your scent] is grown naturally. I have really good dating advice. ~ Zach Galifianakis

was far too young to be bugged, stalked, and murdered. I had never been to Bora Bora or finished In Search of Lost Time or run naked around the Washington Monument or gone skiing with Karl Lagerfeld. I had so much living to do. ~ Karin Tanabe

Yes, and I can sit down on a white piece of paper and work because I don't believe too much into inspiration, only I'm waiting for inspiration, work and then inspiration may come. It's a little too easy to say that. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

When I was a child I asked my mother what homosexuality was about and she said - and this was 100 years ago in Germany and she was very open-minded - 'It's like hair color. It's nothing. Some people are blond and some people have dark hair. It's not a subject.' This was a very healthy attitude. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

When things become too popular they are always fading away for something else. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

What I like about music is the songs you can remember the lines of in a single second. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

I can tell you all kinds of moral tales, but fashion and reality are vaguely different. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

Chemical warfare is the only way to describe what happens when cheap perfume, body splash, body spray, underarm deodorant, curl activator, hair spray, and pissy Pampers collide. ~ Sister Souljah

I make such big efforts to forget things and I can't tell the story of my life because, thank God, I'm still living it. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

I have moved to a smaller house in Paris, and I don't fancy having so much staff now. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

Don't dress to kill, dress to survive. ~ Karl Lagerfeld