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#1. EVERY STORY NEEDS ITS MONSTER. - Author: Amie Kaufman
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#2. KIRBY: A man can't give up his business.
GRANDPA: Why not? You've got all the money you need. You can't take it with you. - Author: George S. Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by George S. Kaufman
#3. There is a premium on conformity, and on silence. Enthusiasm is frowned upon, since it is likely to be noisy. The Admiral had caught a few kids who came to school before class, eager to practice on the typewriters. He issued a manifesto forbidding any students in the building before 8:20 or after 3:00 - outside of school hours, students are "unauthorized." They are not allowed to remain in a classroom unsupervised by a teacher. They are not allowed to linger in the corridors. They are not allowed to speak without raising a hand. They are not allowed to feel too strongly or to laugh too loudly.
Yesterday, for example, we were discussing "The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars/ But in ourselves that we are underlings." I had been trying to relate Julius Caesar to their own experiences. Is this true? I asked. Are we really masters of our fate? Is there such a thing as luck? A small boy in the first row, waving his hand frantically: "Oh, call on me, please, please call on me!" was propelled by the momentum of his exuberant arm smack out of his seat and fell on the floor. Wild laughter. Enter McHabe. That afternoon, in my letter-box, it had come to his attention that my "control of the class lacked control. - Author: Bel Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Bel Kaufman
#4. I understand your new play is full of single entendres. - Author: George S. Kaufman
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#5. Mai tu sarie amn, tu hae'si, tu kii'rna dae.

There is nothing as painful, or as simple, as doing what is right. - Author: Amie Kaufman
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#6. If it's not impossible, you may as well try. If it is impossible, at least you'll find out why. - Author: Ron Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Ron Kaufman
#7. The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt. - Author: Josh Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Josh Kaufman
#8. I think dreams are metaphors. Everything you do in writing is metaphorical. So it seems like the same arena to me. - Author: Charlie Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Charlie Kaufman
#9. I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut. - Author: Andy Kaufman
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#10. If you only give back what you get from other people, you're not giving as much as you can. - Author: Ron Kaufman
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#11. First be effective and then be efficient. - Author: Ron Kaufman
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#12. How can you learn more? By admiring what you've done right? Or by studying what you've done wrong? - Author: Ron Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Ron Kaufman
#13. That was part of the whole original concept. We were thinking, it's off-season, let's do a really fun, local-oriented event, raise money for good causes and bring some music to the valley. - Author: Andy Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Andy Kaufman
#14. I've always found the Irish really attractive-they make wonderful writers and sexy firefighters, and if they didn't like the Red Socks they'd be perfect. - Author: Julie Klausner
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Julie Klausner
#15. You fall in love enough, you're gonna be nothin' but scar tissue. - Author: Amie Kaufman
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#16. My brain feels like it's running on a treadmill in a pool of tar. - Author: Amie Kaufman
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#17. 'Fast Food Nation' was boring and aimed at yuppies, and yuppies don't eat fast food. - Author: Lloyd Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Lloyd Kaufman
#18. Yesterday is history, but if you don't learn from your past mistakes you will continue to make the same mistakes. Tomorrow isn't a mystery. Go after your goals with every breathe you take, and the future is far from being a mystery. Today isn't a gift. You have to earn it every day. - Author: Steve Kaufman
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#19. She's gazing down at me, Stone-faced Chase, absolutely unforgiving, soot and ashes streaking her face like war paint. - Author: Amie Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Amie Kaufman
#20. Another dynamic aspect of the sexual conversion of basic needs is the pleasure of sexual orgasm itself. When one is shamed through abandonment, the pain is deep and profound. One feels worthless; one feels painfully diminished and exposed. When one experiences sexual stimulation and climax, one has available an all-encompassing and powerful pleasure. This pleasure can take the place of any other need. In a poignant passage, Kaufman sums up the process of converting all needs into sexuality. He writes: A young boy who learns never to need anything emotionally from his parents is ... faced with a dilemma whenever he feels young, needy or otherwise insecure. If masturbating has been his principle source of good feeling ... he may resort to masturbation in order to restore good feelings about self at times when he is experiencing needs quite unrelated to sexuality. - Author: John Bradshaw
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#21. This is not what anyone wants to hear, just like somebody who wants to lose weight doesn't want to hear 'diet and exercise,' but I think giving yourself time and abstaining from interaction is the only way to get over somebody. - Author: Julie Klausner
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Julie Klausner
#22. I worked for Jeff Kelin. He was a marketing genius before his time. Coupons, car rebates and the value meal (as we know it today) all came from his marketing genius. At 19 years old, I had two jobs, one with Andy Warhol, and the second with Jeff Kelin. - Author: Steve Kaufman
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#23. The clerical work is par for the course. "Keep on file in numerical order" means throw in wastebasket. You'll soon learn the language. "Let it be a challenge to you" means you're stuck with it; "interpersonal relationships" is a fight between kids; "ancillary civic agencies for supportive discipline" means call the cops; "Language Arts Dept." is the English office; "literature based on child's reading level and experiential background" means that's all they've got in the Book Room; "non-academic-minded" is a delinquent; and "It has come to my attention" means you're in trouble. - Author: Bel Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Bel Kaufman
#24. What you did in the past is how you got to today. What you do today is how you will get to the future. - Author: Ron Kaufman
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#25. I have a lot of health anxiety. - Author: Charlie Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Charlie Kaufman
#26. He would lose every game. And he still insisted on playing. I wondered at the futility of it. If it is the definition of insanity to repeat the same process and expect a different outcome, most of humanity must be insane. - Author: Amie Kaufman
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#27. If you ever wanted to take a run at it, I'd say now's your time. There's hardly any competition, unless you count me. Though I am of course very handsome, even dead. - Author: Amie Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Amie Kaufman
#28. We hurry through our days, with our eyes and ears plugged into our devices, our minds far away, not noticing the physical or emotional impression we make on others.....

Popular culture stokes delight in humiliation and conflict. - Author: Sarah L. Kaufman
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#29. We're not together anymore, but if I hadn't met her, I'd still be blue. - Author: Andrew Kaufman
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#30. Make your upper limit, no limit. - Author: Ron Kaufman
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#31. My throat closes up then, and we're both silent, with only the rain on the roof to break up the quiet. I study the girl I knew, another casualty of this fight, wondering how the wounds of it will mark her.
"Clear skies, Sof." It's all I have left to say.
"Clear skies," she whispers. "I hope you find what you're looking for. - Author: Amie Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Amie Kaufman
#32. I graduated from college in 1980. - Author: Charlie Kaufman
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#33. What we had was all we'd ever have-we couldn't simply flee the world we were destroying to find another. - Author: Amie Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Amie Kaufman
#34. Happiness, it has been observed, is best achieved by those who have been most unhappy heretofore. - Author: Millard Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Millard Kaufman
#35. She's soft, but sure. "I'm going with you. You kept telling me you'd take me home with you, and that's what you're going to do." She squeezes my hand, climbing to her feet now. I want so badly to believe her, but the bitter twist of fear inside me says she'll do anything to keep me safe. She'd lie to my face if she thought it would save me. I know she would. I'd do the same for her. She reaches up to curl a hand around the back of my neck, pulling my head down so her forehead can press against mine. "I know what you would've given up for me. I could never let that be for nothing. - Author: Amie Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Amie Kaufman
#36. I'm interested in trying to explore what I think is the truth at a given time in my life, and part of the process of being honest is - in my mind - talking about the idea that you're watching a movie. You're sitting here watching a movie. And I like that. It appeals to me intellectually, and also in a way I can't even explain. - Author: Charlie Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Charlie Kaufman
#37. If I breathed, I would sigh. I would scream. I would cry. - Author: Amie Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Amie Kaufman
#38. I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital in NYC. Kaufman's heart attack was at the red light district in Amsterdam, Holland. I think Kaufman had more fun.
You're a great artist. I just love the way you painted my portrait. - Author: Howard Stern
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#39. Do what's right and you'll never go wrong. - Author: Ron Kaufman
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Ron Kaufman
#40. I had a wonderful time playing Dr. Kaufman in Tomorrow Never Dies. It was a real Bond villain, over the top, almost laughable but dangerous. - Author: Vincent Schiavelli
Klausner Kaufman quotes by Vincent Schiavelli
#41. Make your service systems so strong that everyone looks like a genius. - Author: Ron Kaufman
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