Kirkwood Quotes

Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less. ~ Andrew Sturm

But in life we are motivated to step from a place of hope and into a place of faith and from there move into obedience. Obedience is a sign that we really believe His covenant is true. For instance, do you know that tithing is a test to see how closely we believe God. ~ Kerry Kirkwood

Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid. ~ Andrew Sturm

McVries seemed not to have heard.
"These things, they don't even bear the weight of conversation," he said, "J.D. Salinger ... John Knowles ... even James Kirkwood and that guy Don Bredes ... they've destroyed being an adolescent, Garraty. If you're a sixteen-year-boy, you can't discuss the pains of adolescent love with any decency anymore. You just come off sounding like fucking Ron Howard with a hardon."
McVries laughed a little hysterically. ~ Stephen King

His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe. ~ Andrew Sturm

Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times. ~ Andrew Sturm

There's no such thing as a sane woman. ~ Andrew Sturm

I can only imagine the sort of havoc Oliver must have wreaked as a boy."
Oliver handed Minerva in, then climbed in to sit beside her. "We weren't that bad."
"Don't listen to him," Minerva exclaimed, her eyes twinkling. "One dull evening, he and his friends went to a ball dressed in the livery of the hired footmen. Then they proceeded to drink up the liquor, flirt and wink at the elderly ladies until they were all blushing, and make loud criticisms of the entertainment. After the lady of the house caught on to their scheme and rounded up some stout young men to throw them out, they stole a small stone cupid she had in her garden and sent her a ransom note for it."
"How the devil do you know that?" Oliver asked. "You were, what, eleven?"
"Twelve," Minerva said. "And it was all Gran's servants could talk about. Made quite a stir in society, as I recall. What was the ransom? A kiss for each of you from the lady's daughter?"
A faint smile touched Oliver's lips. "And she never did pay it. Apparently her suitors took issue with it. Not to mention her parents."
"Good heavens," Maria said.
"Come to think of it," Oliver mused aloud, "I believe Kirkwood still has that cupid somewhere. I should ask him."
"You're as bad as Freddy and my cousins," Maria chided. "They put soap on all the windows of the mayor's carriage on the very day he was supposed to lead a procession through Dartmouth. You should have seen him blustering when he discovered it."
Sabrina Jeffries

One of the local reporters assured me Garrison would put in an appearance for the cross-examination, but as the courtroom settled down and the rear doors were closed, there was no sign of him. ~ James Kirkwood

I want out of the freak show and into the main tent. ~ James Kirkwood Jr.

I would have thought he would be there out of just plain curiosity. It was incredible that he was missing. ~ James Kirkwood

Ofttimes, a man brings his own destiny down upon his head. ~ Kathleen Kirkwood

Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America? ~ Andrew Sturm

People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets. ~ Andrew Sturm

You better find out what you want in life, because that's what you're going to get! ~ James Kirkwood Jr.

Christian Louboutin - his shoes are classic and can be worn for any occasion. I love the feel of Prada shoes and the comfort of Fendi. I like Miu Miu and Nicholas Kirkwood. A shoe can decide how stylish you are. ~ Shilpa Shetty

A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now. ~ Andrew Sturm

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) ~ Andrew Sturm

No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back. ~ Andrew Sturm

I felt, if not outright dirty, at least a bit - dusty. ~ James Kirkwood Jr.

I have a feeling of - wanting to confront my enemies. No, of wanting to confront the enemy part of my friends. ~ James Kirkwood Jr.

I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight. ~ Andrew Sturm