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#1. He secretly thinks he looks like Marlon Brando, but take a good look a young Marlin Perkins is more like it! Maybe that's what he sees in Annette Kelper - he's an animal lover. - Author: David Sedaris
Kelper Shellcracker quotes by David Sedaris
#2. Poor, chubby Annette Kelper, who desperately tries to pretend that nobody notices the fact that she's balding on top of her head. That's right. Look closely - balding just like a man. Perhaps Randy feels sorry for chrome-dome Annette. - Author: David Sedaris
Kelper Shellcracker quotes by David Sedaris

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