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His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides of his mouth.
The overall effect was decidedly villainous. He needed a black horse and a barbarian horde to lead. That or a crew of cutthroats, a ship with blood-red sails, and some knucklehead heroine to lust after.
"Look, I've had a bad day. How about you just walk away from my Jeep?"
The volhv smiled wider, flashing even white teeth.
If he started stroking his beard, I'd have to kill him on principle."He raised his hand to his goatee.
That does it.
"Yeah. And what's with the beard and the horse mane? You look like Rent-a-Villain. ~ Ilona Andrews
Kate Humor quotes by Ilona Andrews
What do you think dignity's all about?'
The directness of the inquiry did, I admit, take me rather by surprise. 'It's rather a hard thing to explain in a few words, sir,' I said. 'But I suspect it comes down to not removing one's clothing in public. ~ Kazuo Ishiguro
Kate Humor quotes by Kazuo Ishiguro
He's around the twist,' said Azalea. 'Breaking all the windows? He's mad.'
'Ah, no,' said the King. 'It's only madness if you actually do it. If you want to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket but don't actually do it, well, that's love. ~ Heather Dixon
Kate Humor quotes by Heather Dixon
My advice? Just be yourself. I'm sure you'll be fine."
Megan managed to smile and Regina slammed the car door. Be myself. Yeah. Right. Because that's gotten me so far in the past. ~ Kate Brian
Kate Humor quotes by Kate Brian
Mother calls up the stairs to ask what in the world I'm typing up there all day and I holler down, 'Just typing up some notes from the Bible study. Just writing down all the things I love about Jesus. ~ Kathryn Stockett
Kate Humor quotes by Kathryn Stockett
I'm a disciple of the Tao of Peter Parker, obviously, ~ Jim Butcher
Kate Humor quotes by Jim Butcher
A couple from Sydney or Melbourne might leave on the same day for their holiday: the wife might go sun-bathing at Surfers Paradise, in Queensland, the husband ski-ing in the Snowy Mountains. A lucky country. ~ George Mikes
Kate Humor quotes by George Mikes
You could call him,' Wes suggests. 'Why be a spectator in the game of love? Take charge. Don't wait around and let the boy call all the shots.'
'As cheesy as all of that sounds,' Kimmie adds.
'Cheese or not,I know what I'm talking about.' He sulks. 'I've lived it. I've learned it.'
Kimmie lets out a laugh. 'With who,Romeo? That Wendy girl you paid to date you?'
'Oh, and because I don't have a dating history as big as your mouth, it doesn't quite measure up?'
'I hate to break this to you, but that isn't the only thing of yours that doesn't measure up.'
'Wouldn't you like to know?' He grins. ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
Kate Humor quotes by Laurie Faria Stolarz
When you are young, feelings are your truth. Love is how you feel. The years have taught me that love is not an emotion that you feel about someone, but what you do for them. ~ Kate Kerrigan
Kate Humor quotes by Kate Kerrigan
My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked it up and put it on the edge of the plate.
"There," she said, "we'll give him this drumstick."
"Deal. ~ Janet Evanovich
Kate Humor quotes by Janet Evanovich
Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp. ~ David Nicholls
Kate Humor quotes by David Nicholls
but how could you spoil a child - by neglect, yes, but not by love. You had to give them all the love you could, even though giving that much love could cause you pain and anguish and horror and, in the end, love could destroy you. ~ Kate Atkinson
Kate Humor quotes by Kate Atkinson
Anyway, why would you trust anything written down? She certainly didn't trust "Mothers of Borogravia!" and that was from the government. And if you couldn't trust the government, who could you trust?
Very nearly everyone, come to think of it ... ~ Terry Pratchett
Kate Humor quotes by Terry Pratchett
Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten. ~ Rachel Zucker
Kate Humor quotes by Rachel Zucker
What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? ~ M.D. Saperstein
Kate Humor quotes by M.D. Saperstein
What would make me happiest is if kids read these books [ Bink & Gollie] and think: there is so much to love in the world; and words are so much fun. ~ Kate DiCamillo
Kate Humor quotes by Kate DiCamillo
My Family and Other Saints echoes Gerald Durrell's classic memoir, My Family and Other Animals, not only in its title, but in its wonderful humor and lyrical prose. Like Durrell, Kirin Narayan takes the reader to a fascinating world far from our own, and brings to life its myriad sights, sounds and smells, while revealing the profound cultural beliefs of its people. India is just the most complex character among a cast of characters-family members, gurus, hippies, and neighbors-all of whom I now count as old friends. ~ Judith Barrington
Kate Humor quotes by Judith Barrington
Even with the recent story about the nurse killing herself in King Edward Hospital, there's no blame placed on Kate Middleton, who was in the hospital as far as I could see for absolutely no reason. She feels no shame about the death of this woman, she's saying nothing about the death of this poor woman. The arrogance of the British royals is staggering, absolutely staggering. And why it's allowed to be I really don't know ... It wasn't because of two DJs in Australia that this woman took her own life, it was the pressure around her. ~ Steven Morrissey
Kate Humor quotes by Steven Morrissey
Sadly, the natural world is not short of people who believe that rattling off Latin names incessantly makes them appear clever, whereas most of us know instinctively that this suggests insecurity at best, but possibly social and sexual dysfunction as well. If somebody corrects you sternly by using an obtuse name for something, they probably know neither human nature nor any other kind very profoundly. ~ Tristan Gooley
Kate Humor quotes by Tristan Gooley
Xavier, you have given me more grey hairs than all my sons put together.' Saul frowned, then corrected himself. 'To be fair, you and Zed. Just try not to add to them tonight. ~ Joss Stirling
Kate Humor quotes by Joss Stirling
Death was hardest on the living. - Cody Forester, Wolfsbane Brew ~ Roxanne Smolen
Kate Humor quotes by Roxanne Smolen
Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen. ~ Mitch Hedberg
Kate Humor quotes by Mitch Hedberg
150 The Arhat IN OUR SOCIETY, we're inclined to see doing nothing as something negative, even evil. But when we lose ourselves in activities, we diminish our quality of being. We do ourselves a disservice. It's important to preserve ourselves, to maintain our freshness and good humor, our joy and compassion. In Buddhism we cultivate aimlessness, and in fact in Buddhist tradition the ideal person, an arhat or a bodhisattva, is a businessless person - someone with nowhere to go and nothing to do. People should learn how to just be there, doing nothing. ~ Thich Nhat Hanh
Kate Humor quotes by Thich Nhat Hanh
Holy shit. I'm a Smurf. ~ Erica Cameron
Kate Humor quotes by Erica Cameron
People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You think they are harmless and not very strong, and the next thing you know it is an hour later and you are in the bathroom of the bar with your pants off, surrounded by five girls, giving your boxers to a bachelorette party because one of the girls is cute and told you that you had a nice butt. Be forewarned.
- from the Austin Road Trip story ~ Tucker Max
Kate Humor quotes by Tucker Max
In other words, such is he desire which everyone has to exculpate himself by blackening his neighbour. You and I, Belford, have been very kind to the world in furnishing it with many opportunities to gratify its devil. ~ Samuel Richardson
Kate Humor quotes by Samuel Richardson
Sometimes your own tongue can make you deaf and dumb. ~ Anirban Bose
Kate Humor quotes by Anirban Bose
I don't like being kidnapped. Or manipulated."
"I've done neither, silly. Though I'd like to hear about your other kidnap incidents. The aspects that put you off the experience. ~ Roberta Pearce
Kate Humor quotes by Roberta Pearce
Didn't go in, just hovered outside like homeless person because (a) place was too small and Detta would have spotted me, and (b) once you're through doors of shop like that, if you try to leave without buying anything, they shoot you in the back with sniper's rifle. ~ Marian Keyes
Kate Humor quotes by Marian Keyes
It was fortunate she loved him because he really was an idiot. ~ Jen Turano
Kate Humor quotes by Jen Turano
You know, 'help me, Sophie Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope ~ Rachel Hawkins
Kate Humor quotes by Rachel Hawkins
This I know for a fact: the reason African women have children is so that there's someone else to do the housework. ~ Ben Aaronovitch
Kate Humor quotes by Ben Aaronovitch
Lo!" I said. "I arrived at Camp Half-Blood as Lester Papadopoulos!"
"A pathetic mortal!" Calypso chorused. "Most worthless of teens!"
I glared at her, but I didn't dare stop my performance again. "I overcame many challenges with my companion, Meg McCaffrey!"
"He means his master!" Calypso added. "A twelve-year-old girl! Behold her pathetic slave, Lester, most worthless of teens!"
The policeman huffed impatiently. "We know all this. The emperor told us."
"Shh," said Nanette. "Be polite."
I put my hand over my heart. "We secured the Grove of Dodona, an ancient Oracle, and thwarted the plans of Nero! But, alas, Meg McCaffrey fled from me. Her evil stepfather had poisoned her mind!"
"Poison!" Calypso cried. "Like the breath of Lester Papadopoulos, most worthless of teens!"
I resisted the urge to push Calypso into the flower bed.
Meanwhile, Leo was making his way towards the bulldozer under the guise of an interpretive dance routine, spinning and gasping and pantomiming my words. He looked like a hallucinating ballerina in boxer shorts, but the blemmyae politely got out of his way.
"Lo!" I shouted. "From the Oracle of Dodona we received a prophecy - a limerick most terrible!"
"Terrible!" Calypso chorused. "Like the skills of Lester, most worthless of teens!"
"Vary your adjectives," I grumbled, then continued for my audience: "We travelled west in search of another Oracle, along the way fighting many fearsome foes! The Cyc ~ Rick Riordan
Kate Humor quotes by Rick Riordan
Luckily, I was not born a white man.*

*This has never before been said in the history of humanity. ~ Mindy Kaling
Kate Humor quotes by Mindy Kaling
My point is you're different here.
Hollis I've only been here for a month.
A lot can happen in a month he replied. Shoot in two weeks I met my future wife changed my entire life's trajectory and bought my first tie.
You bought a tie I asked. Because honestly this was the most shocking part. ~ Sarah Dessen
Kate Humor quotes by Sarah Dessen
One can very agreeably ignore a rain by walking in it.
In fact it is when one allows a rain to prevent one from walking in it that one is failing to ignore it.
Surely by saying, dear me, I will get soaked through and through if I walk in this rain, for instance, one is in no way ignoring the rain. ~ David Markson
Kate Humor quotes by David Markson
The impossible did not bother him unduly. If it could not possibly be done, then obviously it had been done impossibly. The question was how? ~ Douglas Adams
Kate Humor quotes by Douglas Adams
you are what you wear ~ Treasure Stitches
Kate Humor quotes by Treasure Stitches
There was nothing like double chocolate chip to solve the sexual problems of women everywhere. ~ Maggie Casper
Kate Humor quotes by Maggie Casper
He clenched his small fist, bellowed his rage to the heavens, and resolved to never again recognize the authority of any man on earth. ~ Patricia Lockwood
Kate Humor quotes by Patricia Lockwood
You're being reasonable again!" snapped Angua. "You're deliberately seeing everyone's point of view! Can't you try to be unfair even once? ~ Terry Pratchett
Kate Humor quotes by Terry Pratchett
Though Alec had never seen the occupants of the first floor loft, they seemed to be engaged in a tempestuous romance. Once there had been a bunch of someone's belongings strewn all over the landing with a note attached to a jacket lapel addressed to "A lying liar who lies." Right now there was a bouquet of flowers taped to the door with a card tucked among the blooms that read I'M SORRY. That was the thing about New York: you always knew more about your neighbors' business than you wanted to. ~ Cassandra Clare
Kate Humor quotes by Cassandra Clare
I cannot speak your england. ~ William Shakespeare
Kate Humor quotes by William Shakespeare
His eyes go wide while a gasp of wonder passes his lips. He turns his body fully toward us. His lips moving like a fish out of water, gasping for breath. He gives his head a shake and stutters out, Mer - mermaids. There are fish with women's bodies or - women with fish bodies sitting upon the rocks. I - I never knew ... ~ A.R. Von
Kate Humor quotes by A.R. Von
Do you have anything to declare?' the statue asked me. 'Yes. I do have something to declare.' I said. 'I declare this is [dumb] ~ Rick Riordan
Kate Humor quotes by Rick Riordan
He looks up, sees me in the window, and jumps a little. Good. Let him think I'm a weird Mexican place mat ghost. ~ Anna Breslaw
Kate Humor quotes by Anna Breslaw
Many a good argument is ruined by some fool who knows what he is talking about. ~ Marshall McLuhan
Kate Humor quotes by Marshall McLuhan
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