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I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness. ~ Tom Baker
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I'd rather be ignored as a frog than eaten as a human. ~ E.D. Baker
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I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on. ~ Josephine Baker
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I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles. ~ Deb Baker
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It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. ~ Rick Baker
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I did not see myself as a leading lady. I thought I was really funny-looking and I would never be the lead, and I certainly would never do film or television. I wanted to do theater. I wanted to be the grand dame of the American stage. ~ Kathy Baker
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It's kind of funny to me listening to people who claim to have these great records of winning a hundred and some odd straight felony cases without a loss and that kind of stuff that you hear of all the time. I'm here to tell you, if you let me pick out which hundred cases I get to try, I'll win a hundred of them in a row, too. Case selection is everything in creating records like that. My philosophy was, I tried them all. If I made a determination that the evidence was sufficient to justify the prosecution, then I would try the case, and certainly whenever you do that, you're going to lose a certain percentage of them. ~ Mark Baker
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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. ~ Russell Baker
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My parents are a bedrock. And I have three complex, strong, and funny sisters who inspire and sustain me. ~ Christina Baker Kline
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Life is always walking up to us and saying, 'Come on in, the living's fine,' and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. ~ Russell Baker
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The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. ~ Nicholson Baker
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Knowing someone's story helps to make the patient more real, and it makes the job more personal. The shared narratives of others' lives incorporate and become stories about us. I feel myself to be a part of a stranger's story, when it is shared with me, and passing it on feels like my sharing of a parable we've all heard- we know the plot, even the climax and the ending. Only the names have changed, or the costumes, or the settings, but the story is the same and is this: we are all vulnerable; we are all a little bit crazy; we are all funny, entertaining, delicate, bold, horrible, and fantastic. We are all, in our unique and individual ways, as equally and universally fucked up as the next person. Every one of us. Theres comfort in knowing this. ~ Pamela Baker
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It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status. ~ Russell Baker
Julian Baker Funny quotes by Russell Baker
It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks ~ Colin Baker
Julian Baker Funny quotes by Colin Baker
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? ~ Tom Baker
Julian Baker Funny quotes by Tom Baker
I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment. ~ Kathy Baker
Julian Baker Funny quotes by Kathy Baker
I've always made a point of playing parts where weight has nothing to do with it, and not just weight but looks. It's about being funny and being interesting, and I think there are a lot more interesting things to play than being overweight. ~ Sarah Baker
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A comedy isn't about being funny," said Mrs. Baker.
"We talked about this before."
"A comedy is about character who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all. That's how I know."
"Suppose you can't see it?"
"That's the daring part," said Mrs. Baker. ~ Gary D. Schmidt
Julian Baker Funny quotes by Gary D. Schmidt
Calling him a rover is putting it nicely. Baker is a dog when it comes to women, a real libertine type. There isn't a brothel in Elsace that hasn't seen his face. You know they named the Wastrel after him? Started out as a joke after he got his first shanker, but now that he's pissing needles, it's not as funny as it used to be. ~ Meg Merriet
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Ronan, the middle brother, defended his safety by being as frightening as possible. Like the other Lynch brothers, he was a regular churchgoer, but most people assumed he played for the other team. ~ Maggie Stiefvater
Julian Baker Funny quotes by Maggie Stiefvater
I don't go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn't feel fun to me. ~ Sarah Baker
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One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best. ~ Alan Shearer
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High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. ~ Christopher Morley
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You're a big boy, No. You'll figure something out. Just make sure it includes the groveling." -Abby
It come to all of us. Especially those of us foolish enough to fall in love with women who have minds of their own. If you will recall, your own sister had a few things she had to forgive me for before we could move on with our relationship." -Rule
There's a big difference between a little kidnapping and what he did." -Abby
"You did not call it a 'little' anything at the time, sweet. You were furious with me. Believe me, the groveling does do wonders." -Rule ~ Christine Warren
Julian Baker Funny quotes by Christine Warren
Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject. ~ A.A. Milne
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Usually people who are in my position, they run a company and they hire people and then they take the credit for it. ~ Rick Baker
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There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft. ~ Scott Adams
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Amelia and I were at the age where wonderful things sometimes still did happen, but far less often than they used to. ~ Tiffany Baker
Julian Baker Funny quotes by Tiffany Baker
Nothing flatters me more than to have it assumed that I could write prose, unless it be to have it assumed that I once pitched a baseball with distinction. ~ Robert Frost
Julian Baker Funny quotes by Robert Frost
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? ~ Steven Wright
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