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Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel. ~ Josh Billings
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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. ~ Josh Billings
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I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words. ~ Josh Billings
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Genius after all ain't anything more then elegant common sense. ~ Josh Billings
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There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. ~ Josh Billings
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Show me a thoroughly contented person, and I will show you a useless one. ~ Josh Billings
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The great art of writing is knowing when to stop. ~ Josh Billings
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Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job. ~ Josh Billings
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It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven ~ Josh Billings
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There's tons of people that spend a lot time watching their well being, they have not acquired time to take pleasure in it. ~ Josh Billings
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Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one. ~ Josh Billings
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Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome. ~ Josh Billings
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It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient. ~ Josh Billings
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Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. ~ Josh Billings
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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over. ~ Josh Billings
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It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money. ~ Josh Billings
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I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. ~ Josh Billings
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Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does. ~ Josh Billings
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Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. ~ Josh Billings
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Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves. ~ Josh Billings
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Clothes form the intellect of the dandy. ~ Josh Billings
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Zoroaster said, when in doubt abstain; but this does not always apply. At cards, when in doubt take the trick. ~ Josh Billings
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And now the lads and lasses, following the example of the birds, bill and coo together. ~ Josh Billings
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Every man should know something of law; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer. ~ Josh Billings
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Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. ~ Josh Billings
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If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn. ~ Josh Billings
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I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway. ~ Josh Billings
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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time. ~ Josh Billings
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The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod. ~ Josh Billings
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Occasions are rare; and those, who know how to seize upon them, are rarer. ~ Josh Billings
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Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something. ~ Josh Billings
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Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. ~ Josh Billings
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It is easier to be virtuous than it is to appear so, and it pays better. ~ Josh Billings
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When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. ~ Josh Billings
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Opinions should be formed with great caution, and changed with greater. ~ Josh Billings
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Wisdom that don't make us happier ain't worth plowing for. ~ Josh Billings
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There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun. ~ Josh Billings
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I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease. ~ Josh Billings
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Our continual desire for praise ought to convince us of our mortality, if nothing else will. ~ Josh Billings
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Shame is the dying embers of virtue. ~ Josh Billings
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Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into. ~ Josh Billings
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. ~ Josh Billings
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Perseverance is king. ~ Josh Billings
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Pity costs nothing, and it ain't worth nothing. ~ Josh Billings
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