Joanna Shupe Quotes

What I feel for you...it can be neither quantified nor defined. It is so profound, so revolutionary, that no methods to date are equipped to even measure it. A new word should be imagined just to express the depth and scope of it, because 'love' does not even come close. ~ Joanna Shupe

It is said you are the woman who holds all of London in the palm of her hand."

"Perhaps not all of London, Your Grace, but a fortunate few have indeed felt the palm of my hand. ~ Joanna Shupe

One does not need to romanticize a task in order to do it well. ~ Joanna Shupe

He is quick to see reason once I strap him down and beat him about the head with it. ~ Joanna Shupe

Love was like a stock, Lizzie realized. You gambled on its paying off in the long run - but it could just as easily cost you everything. ~ Joanna Shupe

Christ, when she used words such as "validity" and "data", Quint wanted to do unspeakably improper things to her. ~ Joanna Shupe

On one side of his brain, logic was standing on a chair, waving its arms to get his attention. On the other side, lust and yearning rubbed their hands together in unholy anticipation. ~ Joanna Shupe

Fact: She was alone with Quint in his bedchamber.
Fact: He was talking of theorems, secret messages, and mathematical probability.
Fact: She was incredibly, distractingly aroused. ~ Joanna Shupe

Many times we expect more from our friends than they are prepared to give. Or capable of giving, really. ~ Joanna Shupe

Stupidity is not ascribed to gender. ~ Joanna Shupe

The French were like spoiled young girls -- they preferred to be surrounded by pretty things at all times. ~ Joanna Shupe

Monogamy is a tricky thing. I don't think it's for everyone, but I've chosen that life, and there's no question in my relationship. ~ Joanna Garcia

This is a church of tenderness and arrogance, of sparkling differences and human failings. There is no unmixing the two. ~ Joanna Brooks

They don't like it that I'm twice the man they'll every be and prettier than any woman they could ever get ~ Joanna Chambers

She wakes up all at once, all over, smooth as a cat. Probably there's cat in her ancestry someplace. Those old noble French families ... " "No telling, with the French. Inventive people. ~ Joanna Bourne

The weakest version of the real you is stronger than the best imitation of someone else. ~ Joanna Davidson Politano

I fought angrily against seeing particular types of poetic organization because it seemed awful to see my own life and these actual events in that way. But when you put forth an intention into the universe to speak a certain truth and narrate a certain period of your life, you start to see the sorts of symmetries that you are not usually supposed to be able to see until you are on your deathbed and your life flashes before your eyes. And you see exactly why everything happened. And even the most painful things you've ever been through can seem unbearably beautiful. ~ Joanna Newsom

If you are a woman and wish to become pre-eminent in a field, it's a good idea to (a) invent it and (b) locate it in an area either so badly paid or of such low status that men don't want it ~ Joanna Russ

You're serious? You want me to go to school?"
"Why not?" he challenged. "So long as you take care of shit around here, I'm fine with it. Might want to move on that whole divorce thing too while you're at it. Club's got a lawyer, I'll set up an appointment for you. I can pretty much guarantee your ex won't put up a fight."
He smiled when he said it - not a nice smile.
"Okay, I'll go check it out," I said slowly. "This is weird, you get that? You kidnapping me, holding me hostage and then sending me to school? This isn't how things like this usually work."
Horse grinned at me, eyes lazy and satisfied.
"Just roll with it," he whispered. "And keep doing whatever exercises you do to make your cunt squeeze like that. They got a college degree for that? ~ Joanna Wylde

I promise, I will never shoot you by accident. ~ Joanna Wylde

I never thought people would be mortally offended by the sounds I was making. ~ Joanna Newsom

We transported eight giraffes, and there are now nine because one gave birth to a male shortly afterwards. They carry their pregnancies very well-they all looked the same. ~ Joanna Lumley

Open your mouth," Liam told me. I shook my head. He pushed forward into me again, and his dick felt even bigger and harder now. Holy shit, this was turning him on. Kidnapping girls turns him on. Fuck. FUCK. "Open. Your. Mouth," he said again, and this time the menace in his voice was unmistakable. His prick nudged me again, and then his hips, shifting, sliding it slowly up the crack of my ass. I felt a whole new level of fear. Who is this man? ~ Joanna Wylde

Before we get started, do you have any questions or concerns you want to go over?" I asked. Joanna had always said it was important to give celebrity clients the opportunity to complain about what you're doing before you even do anything. It makes them feel heard. ~ Katie Heaney

He glanced over to the stage, where a nearly naked woman gyrated lifelessly around the pole. She could've been cleaning toilets for all the enthusiasm she showed. ~ Joanna Wylde

Never has anyone been so willing to be ruined as you were. ~ Joanna Jordan

I'm really such a bumbler! Writing fiction is like arranging furniture in a dark room. I can't see what I'm doing. I grope for the right words. I bump against the wrong words and stumble and stub my toe and curse and keep trying to guess what belongs in the space. ~ Joanna Scott

Chastity is not given once and for all like a wedding ring that is put on never to be taken off, but is a garden which each day must be weeded, watered, and trimmed anew, or soon there will be only brambles and wilderness. ~ Joanna Russ

I once asked a young dissertation writer whether her suddenly grayed hair was due to ill health or personal tragedy; she answered: "It was the footnotes". ~ Joanna Russ

We all have secrets. ~ Joanna Nadin

I was now ordered to have my writings copied, and put into the printer's hand. ~ Joanna Southcott

I fuck you, nobody else does. Which hole I fuck is up for negotiation. ~ Joanna Wylde

I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start at the crack of dawn. ~ Joanna Lumley

Theories:
*During the off-months for the visitors, which are the on-months for the oysters, are the oysters packed in ice or tinned, and shipped to Paris?

*During the off-months for the visitors, which are the on-months for the oysters, do the serving staff shuck shells?
Or
*During the off-months for the visitors, which are the on-months for the oysters, are the restaurant, and the oysters, abandoned, and the staff laid off? ~ Joanna Walsh

Still think I'd be prettier if I smiled?" she asked, the words intense and full of hate.
"Yeah," I replied, licking my lips. A wave of heat surged down my spine, and I felt my hips shift restlessly as my cock throbbed. "But pretty is boring. I like you better when you're pissed off. Makes me want to push you down over that desk and fuck you. ~ Joanna Wylde

I can feel myself holding a child, thought Joanna. Sleep, my child, sleep, I tell you. The child is warm and I am sad. ~ Clarice Lispector

I think we could jam a bit more in our coffins than we do. I'm going to have some books, some I haven't finished or haven't read, some feathers and nice bits and pieces, the odd note. Just on the journey for the next bit. ~ Joanna Lumley

You can change yourself and you can change the situation but you absolutely cannot change other people. Only they can do that. ~ Joanna Trollope

I switch off lights like a maniac. I drive at reasonable speeds so that I don't waste petrol. ~ Joanna Lumley

Auto da Fay reveals the trickles of a creative sensibility that later became a tide, but essentially, Weldon the writer emerges only at the very end of this volume, in conjunction with her finding and marrying her husband of 30 years, Ron Weldon. In this sense, it is half a memoir, the private background story to the public future. ( ... ) The reader is forced to re-evaluate the spectacular weirdness of Weldon's fiction: having lived such a life any other kind would seem insipid. ~ Joanna Murray-Smith

Marie: So why are you called Horse?
Horse: Cause I'm hung like one. ~ Joanna Wylde

I can't remember the last time someone intrigued me as you do." He ~ Joanna Chambers

You've got to find forgiveness, Florence," said Elsie. "You find it so easily in other people, why do you struggle so much to find it in yourself?"
"I'm a bad person. I'm flawed. Damaged."
"Of course you are."
I looked at him.
"We all are. Every one of us is damaged. We need the faults, the breaks, the fracture lines."
"We do?" I said.
'Of course we do. However else would all the light get in?"
I could see Elsie smiling at us.
"You can't define yourself by a single moment." Jack held my hand very tightly. I could feel him shaking. "That moment doesn't make you who you are."
"Then what does?" I said.
"Oh, Florence. Everything else," he said. "Everything else. ~ Joanna Cannon

If you're an enthusiast and you love the world like I do, it comes naturally. But I think charity must become more fun to give, more interactive and imaginative. ~ Joanna Lumley

Amongst the many trials to which the human mind is subjected, that of holding intercourse, real or imaginary, with the world of spirits: of finding itself alone with a being terrific and awful, whose nature and power are unknown, has been justly considered the most severe. ~ Joanna Baillie

Ruger liked a touch of pain, I decided, so I did my best to crush him with my inner muscles. I'm generous that way. ~ Joanna Wylde

Out of this darkness a new world can arise, not to be constructed by our minds so much as to emerge from our dreams. Even though we cannot see clearly how it's going to turn out, we are still called to let the future into our imagination. We will never be able to build what we have not first cherished in our hearts. ~ Joanna Macy

ME: Thanks ((hugs)) LIAM: You got my full support, babe, but I draw the line at texting hugs. It's a guy thing. I start doing that shit, the other guys'll confiscate my dick. Can't risk it ~ Joanna Wylde

The shortest way to get to the real answer is via the imaginary ~ Joanna Tilsley

I am consciously trying not to make it sound Celtic or African. ~ Joanna Newsom

I'm three quarters Scottish, but I sound English. I don't really see British as a race. ~ Joanna Lumley