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Energy is what I believe all of us are. We're just conscious awareness dancing for itself for no other reason but to stay amused. ~ Jim Carrey
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January 14, 2000, was my first time on stage, and I've been hooked ever since. I got discovered nationally in Seattle by the now-defunct HBO Comedy Festival, and that led to an appearance on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' and a path to a professional comedy career. ~ Hari Kondabolu
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I describe myself as a human being. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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For those who don't like Dave Letterman, there's Jay Leno; and for those who like neither, there's Craig Ferguson; and if you're still feeling undertained, there's George Lopez and Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel and - let's see, did we leave out a Jimmy? ~ Tom Shales
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Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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When fans think WWE, I don't want them to think Hulk Hogan or The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin or John Cena. I want them to think of The Miz. I want to be on every show. When we need a guy to do Conan or Jimmy Kimmel, I want them to call me. I wanna be on the cover of all the video games. I want it all. ~ The Miz
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Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let's put jewellery on each other and dance ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel. ~ Roseanne Barr
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I only get unusual ailments. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember until you're on the radio again, sometimes in your old radio station and sitting with the guys you used to work with and you go, 'Oh yeah, I can't say these things anymore. I'm handcuffed.' ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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Hey, it's Florida. Toss a beach ball at me, I'll empty my .45 into you and be home in time for Jimmy Kimmel. ~ Paul Levine
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On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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I have like fifteen televisions in my house. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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I never imagined being on television. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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People's lives are boring. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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My forte is the music. But obviously if ya don't keep up with the business, then your kinda doing it for nothing. So I do plan on being well off doing, maximizing what I do now. I heard Jimmy Kimmel describe being in your thirties in hip-hop is like the equivalent to being 300 yrs. old; almost like a dinosaur. ~ DJ Quik
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Jimmy Kimmel still comes across like a guy who crashed a party and got caught at it, yet adamantly refuses to leave. ~ Tom Shales
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I had written for Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman in the past. Jimmy had a different voice, and different priorities. He couldn't be the bad guy in the joke; he couldn't upset people, really. ~ Anthony Jeselnik
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This weekend on The History Channel, someone digs through old plastic junk ("It's a Dukes of Hazzard wastebasket!"), someone else tries to sell a doll head ("I used to take the heads off the bodies, and I kept the heads") . . . and Larry the Cable Guy taste-tests Tabasco sauce ("I can't feel my dadgum tongue!"). The History Channel. What the hell happened to us? Jimmy Kimmel Live4 ~ Donald R. Prothero
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When you have kids, your castle becomes their bouncy castle. In my case, this is literally true. Jimmy Kimmel bought Sonny and Natalia this inflatable castle in 2012. It's the real deal. At first, I thought he had rented it. No, he bought it. ~ Adam Carolla
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It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the Oscars. At the Oscars, you have people who are used to having 40 takes. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel. ~ Mike Birbiglia
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I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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I don't really need to be dirty to be funny. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. ~ Jimmy Kimmel
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Americans would have a right to go to war with the Iraqis if we could name one author from Iraq. It disturbs me that we're going to war with somebody we know absolutely nothing about. Name one Iraqi poet, one Iraqi woman activist, one Iraqi singer. Name one Iraqi novelist. You can't. And how can you go kill someone you don't know anything about? ~ Jimmy Santiago Baca
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Ninety-five percent of my audience was white. ~ Jimmy Smith
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One of the common themes you will read in interview after interview is the call to keep fighting for your vision. This is a message to women directors, producers, writers - anyone who wants to work in the business. Your voice counts. Your vision matters. ~ Melissa Silverstein
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Now maybe I wouldn't do it, but I was a child then," said Oryx more softly. "Why are you so angry?"
"I don't buy it," said Jimmy. Where was her rage, how far down was it buried, what did he have to do to dig it up?
"You don't buy what?"
"Your whole fucking story. All this sweetness and acceptance and crap."
"If you don't want to buy that, Jimmy," said Oryx, looking at him tenderly, "what is it that you would like to buy instead?" (167) ~ Margaret Atwood
Jimmy Kimmel Interview quotes by Margaret Atwood
We seem to live in a world where forgetting and oblivion are an industry in themselves and very, very few people are remotely interested or aware of their own recent history, much less their neighbors'. I tend to think we are what we remember, what we know. The less we remember, the less we know about ourselves, the less we are. (Interview with Three Monkeys Online, October 2008) ~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon
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Everyone can write a cliche. What's rare is to write them often and unashamedly enough that people quote it as if it's some deep shit. ~ Jimmy Lo
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If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette. ~ Jimmy Piersall
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There should be a phone service, I thought, something like 1-800-MEDIUM-1.Where an automated voice would direct you. Press one if an object in your home is levitating. Press two if there is ectoplasm oozing out of your walls. Press three if spirits are disrupting your cable service. Press four if you've inherited your mother's psychic abilities. ~ Elizabeth Cody Kimmel
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With 'Survivor' - I didn't get any sleep, there was no food, we had to boil our water ... plus, it was physically taxing during the day. That's what made it more difficult than three-a-day practices. ~ Jimmy Johnson
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