Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville Quotes

When the good times come around, they gallup in like wild horses. You just try to stay on them for as long as you can. And when they throw you offyou just wait in the shade until they come around again. ~ Jimmy Buffett

You get religion as your hair turns grey. ~ Jimmy Buffett

My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I'd dream about expensive cars. ~ Jimmy Buffett

What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this? ~ Jimmy Buffett

I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love ... ~ Jimmy Buffett

Be good & you will be lonesome. Be lonesome & you will be free. ~ Jimmy Buffett

If there's a heaven for me, I'm sure it has a beach attached. ~ Jimmy Buffett

Some of it's magic and some of it's tragic but I had a good life all the way. ~ Jimmy Buffett

It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning. ~ Jimmy Buffett

I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate. ~ Jimmy Buffett

I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases ... ~ Jimmy Buffett

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party. ~ Jimmy Buffett

You better lava me now or lava me not. ~ Jimmy Buffett

While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don't bend. ~ Jimmy Buffett

I recommend that you try a little mental floss. ~ Jimmy Buffett

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television. ~ Jimmy Buffett

I've always found drugs and alcohol somewhat pedestrian. It's like, I don't need an external agent to open my mind. I'm here, conscious, alert, present. Why would I alter that? ~ Jimmy Buffett

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway. ~ Jimmy Buffett

Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault ~ Jimmy Buffett

The parrot eyed me cautiously, like he was forming a vague memory of unhappier times, before Jimmy Buffett and ganja.
"Noisy bastard," he decided. ~ Rick Riordan

There's a strange sense of pleasure being beat to hell by a storm when you're on a ship that is not going to sink. ~ Jimmy Buffett

You are your own best teacher. ~Jimmy Buffett ~ Jimmy Buffett

It's my job to be better than the rest, and that's enough reason to go for me. It's my job to be better than the rest, and that makes the day for me. ~ Jimmy Buffett

I just thank God I don't live in a trailer. ~ Jimmy Buffett

She said 'a tattoo is a badge of validation'.
But the truth of the matter is far more revealing.
It's a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling. ~ Jimmy Buffett

Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke. ~ Jimmy Buffett

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer. ~ Jimmy Buffett

I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. ~ Jimmy Buffett

I slowly surrender to the child in me who can't say goodbye. ~ Jimmy Buffett

Tonight I just need my guitar. ~ Jimmy Buffett

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile ~ Jimmy Buffett

Life is a journey that's measured not in miles or years but in experiences, and the route your life takes is built not of roads but of songs. ~ Jimmy Buffett

I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church. ~ Jimmy Buffett

That to me is the way any good romantic would look at his life: Live it first, then write it down before you go. ~ Jimmy Buffett

There's something missing in the music industry today ... and it's music. Songs you hear don't last, it's just product fed to you by the industry. ~ Jimmy Buffett

I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead. ~ Jimmy Buffett

You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool. ~ Jimmy Buffett

Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea. ~ Jimmy Buffett

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. ~ Jimmy Buffett

There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer. ~ Jimmy Buffett

Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged people but not many wise ones. ~ Jimmy Buffett

Is it ignorance or apathy, I forget the lessons taught to me. ~ Jimmy Buffett

I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent. ~ Jimmy Buffett

Mother Mother Ocean, I have heard your call. ~ Jimmy Buffett

Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends.
If I knew, I might toss out my anchor. ~ Jimmy Buffett

This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing. ~ Jimmy Buffett