Its Not Easy Being Pregnant Quotes

A lot of men think they are doing women a favour by asking for her hand in marriage, but lets think about this :
She changes her name, changes her home, leaves her family, moves in with you, builds a home with you, gets pregnant for you, pregnancy changes her body, she gets fat, almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pains of child birth, even the kids she delivers bear your name..
Till the day she dies ... Everything she does, (cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you ... Sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty..
So who is really doing whom a favor? Dear men appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is not easy to be a woman.
*Being a woman is priceless * ~ Anonymous

The man's name. And the truth was, she didn't mind any of it, not really: not the being pregnant, which was easy right until the end, nor the delivery itself, which was bad but fast, nor, especially, ~ Justin Cronin

Being pregnant, makes me want to do the wildest things ~ Britney Spears

A lot of women say they love being pregnant, but I wasn't such a big fan. ~ Marion Jones

A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common. ~ Benjamin Franklin

In many ways, being pregnant and working were more difficult than motherhood. ~ Bethenny Frankel

I don't know why this is, maybe because I am 33 or what, but I didn't think it would be that easy for me to get pregnant. But it was. ~ Holly Madison

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could! ~ Tori Spelling

When I got pregnant, I had to concentrate on being pregnant for a whole nine months, even though I knew it was ruining my career at the time. ~ Yoko Ono

Well, pregnant, I guess. Being too pregnant is a bit like being too dead; it's not really a flexible state. ~ Dot Hutchison

I loved being pregnant. I felt unapologetically curvy, sexy, and intensely feminine. After giving birth I joined the ranks of millions of new mothers when I moaned, 'Why do I still look pregnant?' ~ Olivia Wilde

I truly loved being pregnant and feeling what was going on inside my body and watching it change. It's difficult to recoup, but still amazing nonetheless. I would have another one. ~ Jill Scott

I have such respect for women who go through pregnancy multiple times. I thought it was beautiful being pregnant. The aftermath is brutal. ~ Christina Applegate

Being pregnant is supposed to be the happiest time in your life. ~ Kyla Pratt

I did a lot of work with myself over the course of being pregnant and the first few months of being pregnant. It's nice, the pace of being pregnant; it gives you a long time to not just germinate a baby but germinate the mother that you're gonna be. ~ Ani DiFranco

I thought that I was going to be like this earth mother. When people would complain about being pregnant, I was like, 'What are you talking about? It's incredible! Just enjoy it.' ~ Gwen Stefani

I just thought that a naked pregnant woman checking herself out would be so funny. I actually wish there was more of it. An actually, it was my idea to put it in, because I just remember being pregnant and just marveling at the hugeness of my body, like looking in the mirror from all angles. But that's something you do privately. ~ Jennifer Lopez

She was pregnant, of course: pregnant women carried out all the Tribe's sacred rituals. ~ Peadar O'Guilin

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. ~ Molly Ivins

I really romanticized being pregnant. Then I realized, this is awful! ~ Marcia Cross

First I made a dress because I was pregnant and I wanted to be the most beautiful pregnant woman. Then I made a sweater because I wanted to have one that wasn't like anyone else's. ~ Sonia Rykiel

Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. ~ Ashlee Simpson

A part of me isn't like those women who love being pregnant. I love my baby, and I miss that feeling of being attached to him when he's kicking, but I was so ready to not be pregnant. ~ Hilary Duff

I think if you've never been pregnant, you can over play pregnant and you can do a lot of different things with pregnant. ~ Angelina Jolie

Feel free to look around, but being as though there aren't any people eighteen or older here, stay off the bed. I'm not allowed to get pregnant this weekend. ~ Colleen Hoover

Most women get pregnant and even though it's a challenge physically and uncomfortable, they generally wanted to be pregnant. ~ Mary McCormack

Women of color, particularly Black girls from economically challenged strati, we are told from the minute you start showing signs of being able to be impregnated: Don't get pregnant. You can't have sex because you might get pregnant. You can't wear short shorts because you might get pregnant. Don't talk to boys because you might get pregnant. ~ Staceyann Chin

Being pregnant is the most natural thing our bodies can do. Our grandparents did it without all these books, and they came out okay. ~ Jamie-Lynn Sigler

A lot of the girls I grew up with were pregnant by the time they were 16. I just was lucky. ~ Jill Scott

I love being pregnant in general. ~ Kourtney Kardashian

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast feed. ~ Dustin Hoffman

I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing. ~ Elizabeth McGovern

Of course I'd like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop. ~ Markie Post

I love being pregnant! ~ Soleil Moon Frye

It's easy to win forgiveness for being wrong; being right is what gets you into real trouble. ~ Bjarne Stroustrup

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward if he runs into Sarah and Bristol Palin at Fox News. ~ Jay Leno

Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple. ~ Maya Angelou

I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant. ~ Josh Lucas

I got pregnant and turned 40 at the same time. ~ Sheila Walsh

My reflection in the mirror shows me pink and puffy. I thought pregnant women were to supposed to glow. I am not glowing. ~ Audrey Niffenegger

You're not pregnant, are you? (Jack)
What would make you think that? (Syd)
Barefoot. Pregnant. Them things go hand in hand, 'cause them pregnant women have feet that can swell up to ten times their normal size. (Jack) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

All the really pretty girls get pregnant. ~ Mark Hoppus

I always did feel beautiful when I was pregnant, but I do feel more me when I'm my normal size. ~ Heidi Klum

I would say my faith has become strengthened every time I have faced what I considered to be a trial, and there is no greater trial than being 14 and pregnant and not even knowing what it is. ~ Oprah Winfrey

When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they're pregnant. ~ Mariska Hargitay

Well it's not easy being Tiger Woods on the course. It's not easy being Tiger Woods off the course. In his defense, it's not easy being Tiger Woods. ~ Hank Haney

My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I'm concerned about. People who talk and judge pregnant women's weight need to get a life! ~ Ashlee Simpson

The only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock. ~ Katharine Graham

When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet. ~ Liv Tyler

It is so easy to be wrong-and to persist in being wrong-when the costs of being wrong are paid by others. ~ Thomas Sowell

As a young sixteen-year-old girl, Camila "Cami" Alderson should've been worrying about finding the right dress for the junior prom and goofing off with friends. The possibility of being pregnant should've been the last thing on her mind but the scary thought was always there. ~ Valenciya Lyons

I'm pregnant with triplets now and I feel really good. ~ Kate Walsh

I fooled around with Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams got pregnant. ~ Jake Gyllenhaal

I believe unconditionally in the right of people with uteruses to decide what grows inside of their body and feeds on their blood and endangers their life and reroutes their future. There are no "good" abortions and "bad" abortions, there are only pregnant people who want them and pregnant people who don't, pregnant people who have access and support and pregnant people who face institutional roadblocks and lies. ~ Lindy West

It is so easy to be confrontive without being informative; indignant without being intelligent; impulsive without being insightful. ~ Neal A. Maxwell

I'm not interested in being easy anymore. Readable, yes. Easy, no. ~ George Murray

We are pregnant with freedom. ~ Assata Shakur

Civilization is not by means an easy thing to attain to. There are only two ways by which man can reach it. One is by being cultured, the other by being corrupt. ~ Oscar Wilde

My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning. ~ Michael Weatherly

Split up means being in state of being an a victim which can be killed easy. ~ Deyth Banger

Centuries ago it may have been difficult for pregnant women and their children to get proper nourishment, probably leading to smaller - and therefore shorter-lived - adults. ~ Robert Fogel

If you look around Brazil you see pregnant women everywhere. Here you don't see that as much. There the only thing they do is babies, babies, babies! Especially the poor families. ~ Adriana Lima

Beauty's easy. Modeling is not just about being pretty. ~ Tyra Banks

We're seeking out such grossness in human behavior and want such mindless entertainment. 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' and some of these other shows are more racist. Or '16 and Pregnant.' Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? ~ Chelsea Handler

Americans like what is easy, and it's easy to like pregnant women - they're like ducklings or bunnies or dogs. Still, it baffles me that these self-righteous, self-enthralled waddlers get such special treatment. As if it's so hard to spread your legs and let a man ejaculate between them. ~ Gillian Flynn

Why should every pregnant woman be expected to read the same book? Or any book? Being pregnant isn't that complicated. What to Expect When You're Expecting shouldn't be a book. It should be a Post-it: 'Take your vitamins. Don't drink vodka. Get used to empire waistlines. ~ Rainbow Rowell

Being a writer is like being pregnant - you either are or you aren't. ~ L.E. Truscott

Some professional writers write everyday no matter what and perhaps that's the way it should be done, but it's not the way I do it. If I'm not pregnant with words and I'm not in labor with them, I don't even try to bring them forth because they won't be any good anyway. Once I'm ready to deliver, it's like being pregnant. I've got to find a typewriter or a piece of paper. The only words that have ever had any possible value to others seem to have been those words that just had to come out. ~ Marianne Williamson

I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. ~ Gisele Bundchen

You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant. ~ Julie Bowen

[T]he departing world leaves behind ... not an heir, but a pregnant widow. ~ Alexander Herzen

Not only do I think being nice and kind is easy but being kind, in my opinion, is important. ~ Dwayne Johnson

Don't sulk. For someone with all the grace and coordination of a pregnant wildebeest, you did great. ~ Cassandra Clare

Force is the midwife of every old society pregnant with a new one. ~ Karl Marx

I graduated law school nine months pregnant and didn't take a job. ~ Elizabeth Warren

I'm quite pregnant actually ... this is the adventure of a lifetime. ~ Jenna Wolfe

Directing at seven-and-a-half months pregnant was lots of fun. ~ Kim Fields

To be honest, I've never had an easy relationship with being a writer, though I persist. ~ Peter Gizzi

Menstruation annoys the most females who lack the desire to someday fall pregnant. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You can't complain around a pregnant woman. I know that because I've lived with one for eight years. Every one of the man's problems is insignificant on a relative basis. HUSBAND: I'm tired. PREGNANT WOMAN: Oh, really? I'm growing a human being. HUSBAND: I have so much work to do. PREGNANT WOMAN: Oh, really? I have to push a baby with your head size out of my body. HUSBAND: I'm going to stand in the corner for the next nine months. ~ Jim Gaffigan

To be honest with you, being Bruce isn't easy. ~ Bruce Jenner

What you see on the campaign trail is me. It's easy being me. ~ Al Franken

I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career. ~ Busy Philipps

God, my brain really goes to mush when I'm pregnant. ~ Kate Winslet

I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous. ~ Jennifer Aniston

When we are impatient, we are neither reverential nor reflective because we are too self-centered. Whereas faith and patience are companions, so are selfishness and impatience. It is so easy to be confrontive without being informative; so easy to be indignant without being intelligent; so easy to be impulsive without being insightful. It is so easy to command others when we are not in control of ourselves. ~ Neil A. Maxwell

I did so many bad things to your god; if he or she exists; would have been pregnant now. ~ M.F. Moonzajer

Most creative thing I've ever done? Got somebody pregnant. ~ Tracy Morgan

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. ~ Florynce Kennedy

When I started Net-a-Porter, I knew nothing. And I was pregnant. Starting a new venture and being pregnant for the first time are pretty similar in many ways. If you knew what was going to happen to you, you wouldn't venture down that road. ~ Natalie Massenet

It is easy; just be to have. ~ Bryant McGill

The universe is pregnant with signs that recall the presence of the Creator. ~ Tariq Ramadan

Sometimes I feel that our bright blue sky is like a pregnant women's belly. ~ Santosh Kalwar

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. ~ Loretta Lynn

I know what it's like to be pregnant and nervous and poor. ~ Loretta Lynn

It is easy to keep secrets by being honest in an ironic tone of voice. ~ Andrew Solomon

It was weird because I was pregnant, throughout that so it was weird being a pregnant witch. I was in a really bad mood but luckily, because I sleep with the director, he just sort of scheduled me so I only had to do it two nights. ~ Helena Bonham Carter

Everyone says you should get a photo taken of yourself while you're pregnant. I've got a film. It'll be nice for my daughter, too, to look at one day. She was in it. ~ Miranda Otto

These are not easy questions. Who am I? Why am I here? They're not easy because the human being isn't wired to function as an individual. ~ Steven Pressfield

I'd heard that swimming feels so good when you're pregnant, and I love being in the ocean. I was even paddle boarding up until 17 weeks, but then my center of gravity and balance were completely off. ~ Marisa Miller