Icera Toilets Quotes

When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time I've ever acted in the toilets. ~ Patrick Stewart

Dress kinda tough-like 'ya, I can handle toilets.' Dress with authority over a toilet. ~ Ashley Alcantar

Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not. ~ Geoffrey Hill

My name is only an anagram of toilets. ~ T. S. Eliot

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station. ~ Michael Winner

There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life. ~ Raegan Butcher

There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. ~ Margaret Atwood

Cleanliness and sanitation were closest to Gandhiji's heart. We will launch a 'Clean India' campaign and by Gandhiji's 150th birth anniversary, all schools in the country should have toilets with separate toilets for girls. ~ Narendra Modi

I cleaned toilets and shined shoes. ~ Rick Santorum

Kaz was always enthusiastic. His special interest was the environment, and he spent a lot of time getting Ellingham to convert to composting toilets. Kaz cared a lot about composting toilets. ~ Maureen Johnson

Nobody should have to clean up what goes on around the base of most toilets. ~ T. Cooper

We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success. ~ Mike Peters

Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. ~ Klaus Kinski

The Australian backyard was once built for tradesmen and outdoor toilets. As suburbs spread, it became a playground and source of pride ... ~ Pete Munro

I'm a girl who always looks at toilets and thinks Wow, how do we waste that much water when there are people who don't even have water? ~ Alysia Reiner

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring. ~ Sandra Bullock

I think toilets are more important than temples. No matter how many temples we go to, we are not going to get salvation. We need to give priority to toilets and cleanliness. ~ Jairam Ramesh

Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep? ~ Billy Connolly

There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs yelling "HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?" ~ Dave Barry

We built everything - toilets included. I think those islands in the middle of nowhere are quite poetic. It's kind of an Oriental Atlantis. ~ Karl Lagerfeld

Leadership is about keeping toilets flushing," the Admiral once said. "Unless you're on the battlefront. Then it's about staying alive. Neither are pleasant. ~ Neal Shusterman

I never think about themes. I let the music create itself. I like it to be a potpourri of all kinds of sounds, all kinds of colors, something for everybody, from the farmer in Ireland to the lady who scrubs toilets in Harlem. ~ Michael Jackson

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it. ~ Bruce Springsteen

And it makes you wonder - how can a people incapable of selecting their own lightbulbs and toilets possess enough competence to vote for their own rulers and fill out complicated tax returns? ~ Mark R. Levin

Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system or the best record for returning calls or e-mails because, in the moment, just about any task seems more palatable than sitting down to write." (p.136) ~ Mark David Gerson

Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need to be cleaned, there's hope for the next generation. ~ Anne Roiphe

Clean water is only as far away as the nearest tap, and there are taps everywhere. There's a faucet everywhere. But the reality is, the water in our toilets is cleaner than the water that most people are drinking. ~ Matt Damon

I used to always sit in church looking out the windows at the boys, wondering if I could make an excuse to go out and, you know, go to the bathroom because all the outdoor toilets. But anyhow, I was only going out to see the boys. ~ Dolly Parton

I've always thought that the President could do so much here to help change images. If the President would go into a public bathroom in the Capitol, and have the TV cameras film him cleaning the toilets and saying 'Why not? Somebody's got to do it!' then that would do so much for the morale of the people who do the wonderful job of keeping the toilets clean. I mean, it is a wonderful thing that they're doing. ~ Andy Warhol

Getting fired can produce a particularly bountiful payday for a CEO. Indeed, he can 'earn' more in that single day, while cleaning out his desk, than an American worker earns in a lifetime of cleaning toilets. Forget the old maxim about nothing succeeding like success: Today, in the executive suite, the all-too-prevalent rule is that nothing succeeds like failure. ~ Warren Buffett

When you say you're not a feminist, if feminism hadn't existed, and you didn't live in a feminist world, you wouldn't be saying that, because you'd be too busy scrubbing out the toilets in back while cooking up your husband's tea and dying in childbirth at the age of 34. ~ Caitlin Moran

I do all my interviews on the toilet. ~ Slash

Whasthat!"
"Um ... those are the toilets. ~ Rick Riordan

I still have a fondness for books. Many a time I will be antiquing, and I'll say, 'What's that old-timey curio over there? What is that, a candlestick telephone, one of those old pull-chain toilets? Oh no, it's a book. I used to help make those things! I will buy it and use it to decorate my chain of casual family-dining restaurants. ~ John Hodgman

Some of the best demigods have gotten their start by blowing up toilets. ~ Rick Riordan

If life is a meal, then diaries are the toilets in which we shit out its vile remnants. ~ Sarah Silverman

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders. ~ Germaine Greer

(his house at Stowe, in Buckinghamshire, had nine of the first flush toilets in England), ~ Bill Bryson

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet. ~ Behdad Sami

I have been asked so many times why I live a green life, why water conservation, why getting wells in places, why work with water organizations, why conserve water at home with double-flush toilets, why I tell my daughters, "Turn off the tap" so much. Sometimes I want to say, "I wish I knew the answer." My answer really is: I don't understand why everyone doesn't feel this way. ~ Alysia Reiner

Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl? ~ Bret Hart

Girl scrubs your toilets for twenty-three years, you begrudge her the life she had when you weren't around. ~ Lauren Groff

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet. ~ Courtney Love

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. ~ Billy Connolly

I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down? ~ Christy Gissendaner

I pee in the toilets of my enemies, so that when they flush my pee comes out ~ Sun Tzu

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet. ~ Frank Zappa

Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

The more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/) ~ Mary Sumner

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice. ~ Cory Doctorow

If free trade can really turn all these Third World countries into thriving economies full of entrepreneurs and investors, who's gonna clean the fuckin' toilets around here? ~ George Carlin

We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again. ~ Jason Hawes

There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn't. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life. ~ Rob Johnson

[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to. ~ Matt Damon

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under. ~ Al Yankovic

The Universe is picking us off one by one. Yesterday part of the poop deck went, and with it all the toilets. ~ Stanislaw Lem

If I accepted, Edmund would be our vampire servant." "Come to think of it, that sounds all kinds-a classy. He could clean our toilets. See you soon, babe. ~ Faith Hunter

I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland. ~ Ewan McGregor

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it. ~ Richard Jeni

The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out. ~ Neal Schon

Are you really going to let a toilet stand in the way of you and financial independence? ~ Robert Kiyosaki

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. ~ Jessica Hahn

The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water. ~ Rose George

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat ~ Andy Warhol

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot! ~ Katharine Hepburn

When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it. ~ Sarah Palin

So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet. ~ Sarah Dessen

So if he'd been a plumber, ___ _____ would've been about toilets?
Left blank to avoid spoilers but this is just too funny ~ Jeri Smith-Ready

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. ~ Zach Braff

When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.' ~ Dylan Moran

When someone's rattling on about blocked toilets, collapsing marquees, and penis-shaped birthday cakes, it's hard to convince yourself that you're in a life-or-death situation. ~ Catherine Jinks

He glanced over to the stage, where a nearly naked woman gyrated lifelessly around the pole. She could've been cleaning toilets for all the enthusiasm she showed. ~ Joanna Wylde

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come. ~ Woody Allen

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free. ~ Kristen Schaal

I want a tutor," Layla said. "It would make doing homework so much easier."
"Me too," said Kaitlyn. "If Layla gets one, I get one."
"No daughter of mine will ever have a tutor," Dad said.
"What if we're failing a course?" asked Layla.
His graying eyebrows drew together. "If you fail a single course, young lady, we will pull you out of school and get you a job scrubbing toilets for the rest of your life. ~ Claire LaZebnik

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. ~ Young Jeezy

If a life goes down the toilet, it comes out in a river and meets the sea. ~ Carol Plum-Ucci

I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing. ~ Rick Riordan

I tell myself that's what you get when you put thirty-one toilets on the most popular girl's front yard. People tend to treat you a little differently than before. ~ Kathryn Stockett

Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper. ~ Porochista Khakpour

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. ~ Peter Kay

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. ~ Jerry Lawler

I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left. ~ Shaquille O'Neal

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. ~ Ronnie Barker

For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up. ~ Woody Allen

Almost 4.25 lakh toilets were built in 2.62 schools nationwide in one year; this gives self-confidence that we can do what we want. ~ Narendra Modi

I talk about freedom from the Rat Race, and they focus on toilets. That is the thought pattern that keeps most people poor. They criticize instead of analyze. ~ Robert T. Kiyosaki

I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide have no adequate toilet. ~ Rose George

The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper. ~ Yasujiro Ozu

Well, MacKenzie, YOU'RE the expert on toilets! It's only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case of DIARRHEA! Please, go FLUSH! ~ Rachel Renee Russell

When we got together we would start projects: an alarm clock torn apart and distributed over a wall, a stop-motion video of Lego people having sex, a Web site for pictures of toilets. ~ Ned Vizzini

No organization works if the toilets don't work, but I don't believe that finding solutions to business problems is my job. ~ James G. March

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. ~ Joseph Epstein

There's nothing here," Carter said.
"What do you want?" I asked. "We've got wax, some toilet papyrus, an ugly statue. ~ Rick Riordan

He then asked he president to stop funding wells and toilets and use the money to buy grain. (Because really, how can you use a toilet if you never eat?) ~ William Kamkwamba

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. ~ Joey Bishop

I'd hoped for someone who was remarkably intelligent, but disadvantaged by home circumstance, someone who only needed an hour's extra tuition a week to become some kind of working-class prodigy. I wanted my hour a week to make the difference between a future addicted to heroin and a future studying English at Oxford. That was the sort of kid I wanted, and instead they'd given me someone whose chief interest was in eating fruit. I mean, what did he need to read for? There's an international symbol for the gents' toilets, and he could always get his mother to tell him what was on television. ~ Nick Hornby

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open ... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant. ~ Carlos Mencia

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show. ~ Eric Carr

I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell. ~ David Reuben