Husband 50th Birthday Quotes

#1. At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! - Author: Abraham Lincoln

#2. Maybe it is something to do with age, but I have become fonder of poetry than of prose. - Author: Aung San Suu Kyi

#3. One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. - Author: Pablo Picasso

#4. Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil, they were bullies, and they didn't know anything. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk

#5. The age in which we live, this non-stop distraction, is making it more impossible for the young generation to ever have the curiosity or discipline ... because you need to be alone to find out anything. - Author: Vivienne Westwood

#6. After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now." - Author: Henry Green

#7. I actually had the pleasure of meeting David Bowie at his 50th birthday party in New York City. I handed him the cassette of 'Eight Arms to Hold You,' which I had just got an advance of that day. He very graciously thanked me and tucked it into his jacket pocket. - Author: Louise Post

#8. But the age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators has succeeded; and the glory of Europe is extinguished forever. - Author: Edmund Burke

#9. I think, if you put a camera in anyone's life and document it daily from the age of 21 to 27, there are going to be things that aren't always pretty. - Author: Sienna Miller

#10. To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without being paralyzed by hesitation, is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can still do for those who study it. - Author: Bertrand Russell

#11. Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! - Author: Franklin P. Adams

#12. The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything looks. - Author: Randall Jarrell

#13. There's nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it. - Author: Muhammad Ali

#14. Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. - Author: Billy Sunday

#15. I shall not grow conservative with age. - Author: Elizabeth Cady Stanton

#16. The spirit should never grow old. - Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

#17. You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you. - Author: Haruki Murakami

#18. Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday! - Author: T. S. Eliot

#19. Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now. - Author: Menachem Mendel Schneerson

#20. How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray for the Church of God for a strong bond of love. Pray for your nation and the whole world. As you rededicate yourself to the acts of giving for the rest of your life, God bless you. Happy Birthday! - Author: T. B. Joshua

#21. In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute allowed is the absolute insistence that there is no absolute. - Author: Francis Schaeffer

#22. Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday. - Author: Eric Massa

#23. On my 50th birthday in 2005, my discount-wielding AARP card came in the mail. I hurled it in the trash, put on something fabulous, and had a decadent meal. Just the thought of putting it in my wallet felt like a concession. - Author: Iman

#24. My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. - Author: Mark Twain

#25. I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don't have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can't obsess about it. - Author: Sienna Miller

#26. I think being able to age gracefully is a very important talent. It is too late for me. - Author: Clint Eastwood

#27. In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show. - Author: Timothy Leary

#28. My 50th birthday approaching felt like a big milestone to me. I've lived half a century. If I write about food and use my life as a fulcrum to move the story along, maybe I've lived long enough to fashion a narrative that has a happy ending. - Author: Kate Christensen

#29. We have entered an age in which education is not just a luxury permitting some men an advantage over others. It has become a necessity without which a person is defenseless in this complex, industrialized society. We have truly entered the century of the educated man. - Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

#30. A major advantage of age is learning to accept people without passing judgment. - Author: Liz Carpenter

#31. I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the lake on our property in the Catskills, and that night, skinny-dipping under the stars. Just being free and joyful. And that's how I [felt] about turning 50. - Author: Marcia Gay Harden

#32. It's not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it's the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses. - Author: Virginia Woolf

#33. For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a tough coming-of-age movie than as a disco story. - Author: Gene Siskel

#34. You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy. - Author: John Mayer

#35. Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! - Author: Dave Barry