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#1. The middle of the week is a great time to reflect on what was done and still needs to be done before the end of the week. - Author: David Dweck
Hump Day quotes by David Dweck
#2. To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places. - Author: Dwayne Johnson
Hump Day quotes by Dwayne Johnson
#3. Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged
man with a penis?"
"When words like 'hump day' don't make you giggle like a
twelve-year-old," he retorted, blowing smoke my way.
"Wow, that long? - Author: Dani Alexander
Hump Day quotes by Dani Alexander
#4. What's wrong with Tuesdays?" Trent asks. "Everything. Monday's always Monday, but at least it's the start of something new. Wednesday is hump day, Thursday's almost Friday, and Friday brings the weekend. But Tuesday? Nada. - Author: Steven Rowley
Hump Day quotes by Steven Rowley
#5. It is also about loss, about the perishability of dreams once they are transformed into hard reality. It is the longing, its immateriality, that makes the dream pure.

What we in Iran had in common with Fitzgerald was this dream that became our obsession and took over our reality, this terrible, beautiful dream, impossible in its actualization, for which any amount of violence might be justified or forgiven. This was what we had in common, although we were not aware of it then.

Dreams, Mr Nyazi, are perfect ideals, complete in themselves. How can you impose them on a constantly changing, imperfect, incomplete reality? You would become a Humbert, destroying the object of your dream; or a Gatsby, destroying yourself.

When I left the class that day, I did not tell them what I myself was just beginning to discover: how similar our own fate was becoming to Gatsby's. He wanted to fulfill his dream by repeating the past, and in the end he discovered that the past was dead, the present a sham, and there was no future. Was this not similar to our revolution, which had come in the name of our collective past and had wrecked our lives in the name of a dream? - Author: Azar Nafisi
Hump Day quotes by Azar Nafisi
#6. He realised at once that a mistake had been made: he had been sent the wrong hangover. Somewhere in northern Rhodesia there was a bull elephant who had got drunk on fermented marula fruit, rampaged through a nearby village, and fallen asleep in a ditch, and was now pleasantly surprised to find itself greeting the day with only the mild headache that follows a couple of bottles of good red wine ... Perhaps if he got in touch with the relevant authorities he could get this unfortunate little mix-up corrected, but he would have to do so without moving his head or opening his eyes. Otherwise he would die from the pain. - Author: Ned Beauman
Hump Day quotes by Ned Beauman
#7. Success is ultimately realized by people who make more good choices and recover quickly from their bad choices. Our personal and professional success depends on repeating good choices, day in and day out, and avoiding repetition of bad choices. - Author: David Cottrell
Hump Day quotes by David Cottrell
#8. There are guys bleeding to death who don't know it, they're smiling, they're talking, they don't feel pain because they're in shock, they ask you for some water and then they're dead. On D-day I ran past a guy lying on his spilled guts with his eyes closed and his thumb in his mouth. Eisenhower's speech had been read to us over the loudspeaker by our commander when we crossed the channel that morning. What valor and inspiration were in his words- all about how we were embarked on a great crusade, that the hopes and prayers of a liberty loving people were going with us ... I got gooseflesh when he asked for the blessing of almighty god on this great and noble undertaking. But how to reconcile that with spilled guts on a beach and flies in the eyes of some dead nineteen year old kid who traded his life for some words on paper? - Author: Elizabeth Berg
Hump Day quotes by Elizabeth Berg
#9. If you can't find a few minutes every day for yourself, you don't have a complete life. - Author: Mensah Oteh
Hump Day quotes by Mensah Oteh
#10. Prophets such as Micah, Amos, and Jeremiah, who appear to be predicting the coming of a future salvific character from the line of King David that would one day restore Israel to its former glory, are in fact making veiled criticisms of their current king and the present order, which the prophets imply have fallen short of the Davidic ideal. - Author: Reza Aslan
Hump Day quotes by Reza Aslan
#11. There's no day when I don't think it would be great to be 25 years old and have the Olympics coming in less than 300 days - and be the best in the world. I can't think of anything so motivating. - Author: Daley Thompson
Hump Day quotes by Daley Thompson
#12. No shadow without light,
Every day follows night,
Between black and white,
There is gray. - Author: Jay Kristoff
Hump Day quotes by Jay Kristoff
#13. I know what my talents are, and at the end of the day I'm an actor who can dance. - Author: Harry Shum, Jr.
Hump Day quotes by Harry Shum, Jr.
#14. Just as the only reservoir for the typhus virus in nature is provided by man, so the only vector of infection is the louse. The bite of the louse is not virulent immediately after the infecting meal. It becomes so only towards the 7th day following infection. - Author: Charles Jules Henry Nicole
Hump Day quotes by Charles Jules Henry Nicole
#15. Hot soup at table is very vulgar; it either leads to an unseemly mode of taking it, or keeps people waiting too long whilst it cools. Soup should be brought to table only moderately warm. - Author: Charlie Day
Hump Day quotes by Charlie Day
#16. Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants to fuck a stranger. - Author: Sheeja Jose
Hump Day quotes by Sheeja Jose
#17. Contrary to popular belief, I consider failure a necessity in business. If you're not failing at least five times a day, you're probably not doing enough. The more you do, the more you fail. The more you fail, the more you learn. The more you learn, the better you get. The operative word here is learn. If you repeat the same mistake two or three times, you are not learning from it. You must learn from your own mistakes and from the mistakes of others before you.4 - Author: John C. Maxwell
Hump Day quotes by John C. Maxwell
#18. But you have to be a good friend to the kids who haven't got any friends. And you have to defend the ones who are weaker. Even when it's hard, even when you think it's a nuisance, even when you're scared. You always have to be a good friend. One day you're going to be the best. And then the coach will make you team captain. And then you will have to remember that a great deal is expected of anyone who's been given a lot. - Author: Fredrik Backman
Hump Day quotes by Fredrik Backman
#19. Anybody in public life is well aware of how important the judgments of the press are. I'm firmly convinced that if the good Lord had made the world today, he would have spent six days creating the heavens and earth and all the living creatures upon it. But on the seventh day, he would not have rested. He would have had to justify it to Helen Thomas. (Gerald Ford as quoted by Helen Thomas.) - Author: Helen Thomas
Hump Day quotes by Helen Thomas
#20. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid. - Tyrion - Author: George R R Martin
Hump Day quotes by George R R Martin
#21. Other than Green Day, we haven't had a lot of protest music over the past few decades. - Author: Adam McKay
Hump Day quotes by Adam McKay
#22. Robin used to hate to see me eat. I chewed too long for her taste. One day I figured it out. She had put two and two together. All that chewing! It was the food that was keeping me alive! - Author: Bill Callahan
Hump Day quotes by Bill Callahan
#23. But more than that, I felt - no, not beautiful. Even on such a romantic day as this I could not persuade myself of that. I knew that my jaw was too square, my legs too long, my hands too large. But I earnestly believed - and all the books agreed - that I would look beautiful to the man who loved me. - Author: Corrie Ten Boom
Hump Day quotes by Corrie Ten Boom
#24. Life is such a gift, I just say thank you all day. - Author: Natalie Cole
Hump Day quotes by Natalie Cole
#25. The greatest things I have learned from Coach Dungy would have to be humility and consistency. He truly leads by example, and he does it consistently. This allows people to really see his faith every single day, and that's the most important thing. - Author: Ben Utecht
Hump Day quotes by Ben Utecht
#26. There were days when my father didn't have money for food, and we slept hoping the next day something could be got from work. - Author: Sergio Aguero
Hump Day quotes by Sergio Aguero
#27. Every new day
Our children's joy is as fresh as roses,
Even the birds chatter at dawn. - Author: Scott Hastie
Hump Day quotes by Scott Hastie
#28. At the end of the day everybody lost. We almost crippled our industry. It was very disappointing what happened. - Author: Wayne Gretzky
Hump Day quotes by Wayne Gretzky
#29. There are those much more rare people who never lose their curiosity, their almost childlike wonder at the world; those people who continue to learn and to grow intellectually until the day they die. And these usually are the people who make contributions, who leave some part of the world a little better off than it was before they entered it. - Author: William Herbert Sheldon
Hump Day quotes by William Herbert Sheldon
#30. Were a man to spend only one day in Sicily and ask, "What must one see?" I would answer him without hesitation, "Taormina." It is only a landscape, but a landscape where you find everything on earth that seems made to seduce the eyes, the mind and the imagination. - Author: Guy De Maupassant
Hump Day quotes by Guy De Maupassant
#31. At the end of the day, if you can't say a line right, it does not matter who your contacts are. - Author: Steven Yeun
Hump Day quotes by Steven Yeun
#32. Now about those ghosts. I'm sure they're here and I'm not half so alarmed at meeting up with any of them as I am at having to meet the live nuts I have to see every day. - Author: Bess Truman
Hump Day quotes by Bess Truman
#33. It wasn't healthy, my obsession with her, but it felt amazing. I never wanted to be apart from her. I wanted to live in her. Breathe her into me every second of every day, but reality was real, and that wasn't something I could do. - Author: Tabatha Vargo
Hump Day quotes by Tabatha Vargo
#34. We all rather live under wraps, don't we? We hardly ever really open ourselves to the loveliness around us. Yet there it is, every day, going on and on, whether we look at it or not. Such a splendid waste, isn't it? - Author: John Updike
Hump Day quotes by John Updike
#35. Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends. - Author: Bobby Heenan
Hump Day quotes by Bobby Heenan
#36. Each day was a challenge of enjoyment, and he [Hemingway] would plan it out as a field general plans a campign. - Author: A. E. Hotchner
Hump Day quotes by A. E. Hotchner
#37. He knew how intelligent men could be broken by the stupidity of their superiors, how weeks of patient work night and day could be cast aside by such a man - Author: John Le Carre
Hump Day quotes by John Le Carre
#38. Just the knowledge that a good book is waiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier. - Author: Kathleen Norris
Hump Day quotes by Kathleen Norris
#39. If the day ever comes when you're tempted to sell me out, remember this, Bronn - I'll match their price, whatever it is. I like living. - Author: George R R Martin
Hump Day quotes by George R R Martin
#40. The next home-going service at your church could be yours. And the most important thing on that day won't be the amount of flowers that surround your casket or how well the choir sings your favorite hymn. The only thing that will matter is how well you use that dash between the day you were born and the day you die. - Author: Steve Harvey
Hump Day quotes by Steve Harvey
#41. The dream is like a river, ever changing as it flows and the dreamer just a vessel that must follow where it goes. We must lean from what's behind us never knowing what's in store keeps each day a contant battle just to stay between the shore - Author: Garth Brooks
Hump Day quotes by Garth Brooks
#42. He said there was always an hour in the day when time seems to stop - but that it was different for everyone. He thought it might be the hour when one was born. - Author: Diana Gabaldon
Hump Day quotes by Diana Gabaldon
#43. I feel like I'm going to get in a fight one day about the validity of falling in love so fast. Not a heated one because why would I give a shit if some other person gets it or not? Right now, it's no longer the big flooding rush like when I saw her naked shoulder. It's just this honest, frank truth. I love Evelyn Shriner. Love doesn't start with need. Love meets love and just fucking recognizes itself. I'm supposed to be scared to death. Modern man isn't built for these kinds of things. But I feel good. - Author: Gregory Sherl
Hump Day quotes by Gregory Sherl
#44. To this day, whenever I'm in Milwaukee, which is often, I'm reminded that the people there still haven't gotten over the Braves leaving ... If it helps, they should know the players haven't either. - Author: Hank Aaron
Hump Day quotes by Hank Aaron
#45. The people to become enlightened in Atlantis lit the "flame of enlightenment" on earth for the first time. The members of the various mystery schools have kept the flame alive by passing on the secret techniques for attaining enlightenment from the time of Atlantis to our present day. - Author: Frederick Lenz
Hump Day quotes by Frederick Lenz
#46. But, kid, you can't color your world with Lonnie's crayons, if you know what I mean. Especially when he's only using one color. - Author: Day Leclaire
Hump Day quotes by Day Leclaire
#47. At the end of the day
all we ever need is
that helped
pass the time
and something
that keeps time from passing. - Author: Sanober Khan
Hump Day quotes by Sanober Khan
#48. Key Rabbit, allow me to bore you with a comparison of your wife and a beautiful woman," I said. "In the morning a beauty must lie in bed for three or four hours gathering strength for another mighty battle with Nature. Then, after being bathed and toweled by her maids, she loosens her hair in the Cascade of Teasing Willows Style, paints her eyebrows in the Distant Mountain Range Style, anoints herself with the Nine Bends of the River Diving-water Perfume, applies rouge, mascara, and eye shadow, and covers the whole works with a good two inches of the Powder of the Nonchalant Approach. Then she dresses in a plum-blossom patterned tunic with matching skirt and stockings, adds four or five pounds of jewelry, looks in the mirror for any visible sign of humanity and is relieved to find none, checks her makeup to be sure that it has hardened into an immovable mask, sprinkles herself with the Hundred Ingredients Perfume of the Heavenly Spirits who Descended in the Rain Shower, and minces with tiny steps toward the new day. Which, like any other day, will consist of gossip and giggles. - Author: Barry Hughart
Hump Day quotes by Barry Hughart
#49. Memories separated in time are often recalled side by side-there's an emotional connection that has nothing to do with the diary dates and everything to do with the feeling.
Remembering isn't like visiting a museum: Look! There's the long-gone object in a glass case. Memory isn't an archive. Even a simple memory is a cluster. Something that seemed so insignificant at the time suddenly becomes the key when we remember it at a particular time later. We're not liars or self-deceivers-OK, we are all liars and self-deceivers, but it's a fact that our memories change as we do.
Some memories, though, don't seem to change a all. They are sticky with pain. And even when we are not, consciously, remembering our memories, they seem to remember us. We can't shake free of their effect.
There's a great-term for that-the old present. These things happened in the past, but they're riding right up front with us every day. (245-6) - Author: Jeanette Winterson
Hump Day quotes by Jeanette Winterson
#50. It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep. - Author: Charles M. Schulz
Hump Day quotes by Charles M. Schulz
#51. If, in our day, you should see a polar bear in a Norwegian street, especially in the dead of night, you should tentatively say to the animal: "Good evening?" If the polar bear answers, "Shutyourbigmouth!" or something that sounds like this, in all likelihood, this is not a polar bear but a Norwegian on his way home from a party. - Author: Odd Borretzen
Hump Day quotes by Odd Borretzen
#52. He has so little energy in his body that he can only walk to the bathroom on the other side of the hallway twice a day.

After a few meters he is worn out, much worse than after the marathons he used to run. He was a triathlete, he earned a brown belt in judo, became Dutch champion in hockey, until he contracted pneumonia in 2005 and never recovered. Ever since, he has a headache, vertigo, and insomnia, but worst of all the fatigue: after minimal effort his muscles would lose all their strength and take days to recover. Only after a few years did he get a diagnosis: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS). - Author: Ellen De Visser
Hump Day quotes by Ellen De Visser
#53. Endure to the End - Author: The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints
Hump Day quotes by The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints

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