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A nose is ordinarily naked. A nose isn't
nipple, although there are similarities. ~ Graham Spaid
Humorous Fiction quotes by Graham Spaid
The emotion was the most important thing. ~ Graham Spaid
Humorous Fiction quotes by Graham Spaid
... he'd assumed their relationship would go on forever. It was going on now, but in another way, like the rearrangement of the stars, which were all still in the sky, just burning in unexpected places. ~ Graham Spaid
Humorous Fiction quotes by Graham Spaid
We just move on, don't we, with traitors still amongst us? But there was one thought that wouldn't go away. If I loved him, I would forgive him. ~ Graham Spaid
Humorous Fiction quotes by Graham Spaid
The world is indeed a cold, hard stone. ~ Graham Spaid
Humorous Fiction quotes by Graham Spaid
The more fiction you read and write, the more you'll find your paragraphs forming on their own. ~ Stephen King
Humorous Fiction quotes by Stephen King
Well, she asked him questions about his age and his attainments. The fact that he was a Catholic gave her pause, but when I explained to her that the present Pope was a well-meaning sort of chap, she said she was prepared to meet him halfway. ~ Elizabeth Cadell
Humorous Fiction quotes by Elizabeth Cadell
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. ~ Leo Rosten
Humorous Fiction quotes by Leo Rosten
And the minibar in my hotel room was mysteriously emptied."
"By arcane forces beyond the understanding of normal human beings?" asked Myfanwy as she sifted through the in-box. It was the sort of question you learned to ask automatically when you worked with the Checquy.
"No, it was me," admitted Shantay without a shred of embarrassment. ~ Daniel O'Malley
Humorous Fiction quotes by Daniel O'Malley
...their voices are quieter than the other groups around them, but their body language speaks volumes. ~ Sandy Hall
Humorous Fiction quotes by Sandy  Hall
Pretty much all memory is fiction and heavily edited. ~ Iain Reid
Humorous Fiction quotes by Iain Reid
But that wouldn't be honest. That wouldn't be real. That would give you the idea that a life is a simple thing to tell, that it's obvious where to start--BIRTH--and even more obvious where to stop--DEATH. Fade from black to black.
I won't have it. I won't be one of the hundreds telling you that being alive flows like a story you write consciously, deliberately, full of linear narrative, foreshadowing, repetition, motifs. The emotional beats come down where they should, last as long as they should, end when they should, and that 'should' come from somewhere real and natural, not from the tyranny of the theatre, the utter hegemony of fiction. Why, isn't living easy? Isn't it grand? As easy as reading aloud.
No.
If I slice it all up and stitch it back together, you might not understand what I've been trying to say all my life: that any story is a lie cunningly told to hide the real world from the poor bastards who live in it. I can't. I can't tell you that lie...
If I fixed it so time goes the way you expect, you might come away thinking I know what the hell I'm doing. ~ Catherynne M. Valente
Humorous Fiction quotes by Catherynne M. Valente
I clap my hands together. (Where do I get the strength, the burst of energy?) To chase away the ghosts. Dispel my fears. Arrange the dream. Maintain a kind of balance ~ Anne Hebert
Humorous Fiction quotes by Anne Hebert
It's in literature that true life can be found. It's under the mask of fiction that you can tell the truth. ~ Gao Xingjian
Humorous Fiction quotes by Gao Xingjian
Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was. ~ George Burns
Humorous Fiction quotes by George Burns
The ocean swells around us. Sometimes, we are in a bowl of water and sometimes on the top of the lip. The horizon curves.
We are sitting on top of the world.
In theory, anyone is on the top of their world at every moment, given that the Earth is truly round. But, it's hard to see that in a subway under New York City and completely obvious out here. ~ Lexis De Rothschild
Humorous Fiction quotes by Lexis De Rothschild
We see films all the time, whether they have access to all kinds of intellectual property or artifacts, and the one thing that they don't get is story. So I think whether you're talking about a biopic or an action film or a science-fiction film that has all the CGI in the world, if you're not trying to connect with an audience, it doesn't really matter. ~ John Ridley
Humorous Fiction quotes by John Ridley
History immortalises both the names of the greats and the tyrants without making a distinction between them. ~ Aziz Hamza
Humorous Fiction quotes by Aziz Hamza
They just want to be part of the moment. A moment that's much larger than them, and even larger than us. ~ Goldy Moldavsky
Humorous Fiction quotes by Goldy Moldavsky
Even if the past exists as an independent reality outside the minds of those who write about it, we can never know that reality. Historians and writers of historical fiction attempt to fill in the gaps, to say: 'This is how it might have been.' ~ John Zanetti
Humorous Fiction quotes by John Zanetti
He was impressed with his father's fiction and noticed certain stylistic tics that he shared, and figured it was genetic. Why would genes determine only physical traits, eye color and left-handedness? Why not other, more subtle, bodiless proclivities such as a love of the semicolon and a propensity to string modifying clauses ad infinitum? ~ David Duchovny
Humorous Fiction quotes by David Duchovny
He's an even-tempered stallion. What he lacks in stamina he makes up for in speed, kind of like most of the men I've slept with. ~ Lila Shaw
Humorous Fiction quotes by Lila Shaw
Even the people who have had success and made money writing these books of fiction seem to feel the need to pretend it's no big deal, or part of a natural progression from poetry to fiction, but often it's really just about the money, the perceived prestige. ~ George Murray
Humorous Fiction quotes by George Murray
Every novel is a debtor to Homer. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Humorous Fiction quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson
The old stereotypes of fantasy and science fiction are dead. What was once considered foolish is now trending. Thank you internet age. ~ Christian Warren Freed
Humorous Fiction quotes by Christian Warren Freed
Noah gave an exaggerated eye roll. "Just out of curiosity, is this the stupidest thing you've ever done?"

"It wouldn't be fair to rank them." Caleb gunned the engine. ~ G.S. Jennsen
Humorous Fiction quotes by G.S. Jennsen
A fear-based faith distorts a lot of things, but what it distorts the most is the reflection we see in the mirror. Fear has a way of reflecting ugliness and distorted realities--lies with the appearance of truth--and gives us the false impression that fear tells the truth while concealing the reality that fear is a liar. It may be a good liar because it mixes fact with fiction, but it's a liar nonetheless. The reflections of fear must never be trusted, no matter how many nuggets of truth may be mixed in those ugly waters. ~ Benjamin L. Corey
Humorous Fiction quotes by Benjamin L. Corey
But in a time of war, knowledge made interesting friendships. Soon, the scholars and the thieves were . . . well, thick as thieves. ~ Ken Liu
Humorous Fiction quotes by Ken Liu
They were Republicans, Nixon Republicans, and so didn't subscribe to the notion that laws are supposed to apply to all people equally. ~ Bill Bryson
Humorous Fiction quotes by Bill Bryson
Someone was coming through the velvet.
He was pulling it wide, he was stepping onto Kestrel's balcony - close, closer still as she turned and the curtain swayed, then stopped. He pinned the velvet against frame. He held the sweep of it high, at the level of his gray eyes, which were silver in the shadows.
He was here. He had come.
Arin. ~ Marie Rutkoski
Humorous Fiction quotes by Marie Rutkoski
The wonderful thing about writing fiction is that no one is stopping you. There's no one saying, 'You can't do that.' ~ Rebecca Stead
Humorous Fiction quotes by Rebecca Stead
Everything in this world happens with a purpose. You are born in this world with a purpose, you are chosen by purpose. ~ Udai Yadla
Humorous Fiction quotes by Udai Yadla
You need to accept my apology and then let it go. That's the way we're going to do things when we're together. I'm going to fuck up and apologize a lot. You're going to forgive me and let it go. ~ Christine Feehan
Humorous Fiction quotes by Christine Feehan
I had a conversation with a biologist in an art gallery, and he persuaded me that it was possible to grow a dress from microbes. It was the craziest thing I had ever heard, but I'm a bit of a science fiction fan and I thought it sounded like an interesting challenge. ~ Suzanne Lee
Humorous Fiction quotes by Suzanne Lee
That's how we should celebrate all birthdays... with an ass-kicking. ~ Mord McGhee
Humorous Fiction quotes by Mord McGhee
God does not shout; He whispers, and in that whisper is the way." Chyna Shepard in "Intensity ~ Dean Koontz
Humorous Fiction quotes by Dean Koontz
You aren't alone. You aren't one anymore. It's the two of us. Together. We do this together. That was the plan. That was your promise and I count on you. ~ Christine Feehan
Humorous Fiction quotes by Christine Feehan
Jules lips quivered, and I feared she was about to cry. Then she asked, "He bit off more than he could chew, didn't he?" She made a motion as if she was biting into a tough piece of steak.
Gabriella's lips sealed shut as she tried to hide her grin, though she failed at it when Andrew asked, "Was he eating?" He turned desperately to Gabriella, confused.
Jules wasn't about to cry, she was trying not to laugh! She giggled then, the sound tinkling and odd in the outlandish setting.
Andrew straightened and shook his head at Gabriella. "Did you see him eat? ~ Laura Kreitzer
Humorous Fiction quotes by Laura Kreitzer
Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything. ~ Meg Rosoff
Humorous Fiction quotes by Meg Rosoff
I think a lot of people are frightened of technology and frightened of change, and the way to deal with something you're frightened of is to make fun of it. That's why science fiction fans are dismissed as geeks and nerds. ~ Iain Banks
Humorous Fiction quotes by Iain Banks
My sight, hearing and strength are superior and I can fly. What more do you want? ~ E.M. Cooper
Humorous Fiction quotes by E.M. Cooper
For me, the historical and genealogical library is the one I use. I'm working on, I'll say, it's a time travel novel. I haven't written very much of it. That's the dirty secret of the Cullman center: The writers don't write their fiction there, they just do their research. ~ Andrew Sean Greer
Humorous Fiction quotes by Andrew Sean Greer
I am a lost soul trying to find my way somehow or other. Sometimes I feel like I am a hopeless case who is trying to find my place in this world. It seems like I do not fit anywhere. I am my peace, my joy, and my comfort place. I am going to take what is given and make something from it to make my life better. I know that I am the only one who can do that. ~ Charlena E. Jackson
Humorous Fiction quotes by Charlena E.  Jackson
The books I was given to learn from were about a boy and a girl called Dick and Jane. The books were very old, and the pictures had been altered at Ardua Hall. Jane wore long skirts and sleeves, but you could tell from the places where the paint had been applied that her skirt had once been above her knees and her sleeves had ended above her elbows. Her hair had once been uncovered. ~ Margaret Atwood
Humorous Fiction quotes by Margaret Atwood
In AR, a falling tree makes no sound unless there is a witness to behold the event. Otherwise, it is only a changing pattern in a complex data-stream. ~ Mark Cantrell
Humorous Fiction quotes by Mark Cantrell
Thank you." After rounding the couch, the young queen sat her hip on the cushy armrest. Her thoughts went back to the impromptu party in the commissary the night before. "I assume no Mishmorats or Viiduns are missing. Do you know if any real mischief took place last night after we left?"

"None you need to worry about," Ian told her. She could see he was hiding something by the twinkle in his eye.

"What happened?" she asked, certain he had a story to tell.

"Let's just say there may be an influx of soldiers visiting your garden."

Her eyes scrunched, unable to guess what he was talking about. "Okay, and why?"

Ian's shoulders jostled with a snicker. "Efren showed off your garden to Kira last night. She discovered the warm pond. You know how your sisters have a fondness for swimming in their underclothes."

"Oh great," Eena groaned.

"But don't worry about it too much, Queenie, there is a deterrent." Ian let go a laugh he couldn't quite stifle.

"What deterrent?" she asked, grinning at his amusement.

"Shanks likes to swim too."

"Oh?"

"Actually, he prefers skinny dipping."

"Ew! Ew, Ian, like I need that image in my head!"

(Now you know how I feel on a regular basis,) he said, cracking up.

After a moment of grossing out, Eena all but begged Ian, "Please, can we change the subject. ~ Richelle E. Goodrich
Humorous Fiction quotes by Richelle E. Goodrich
The tide, you see, is a fickle thing: stealing in, sliding away, always, always turning. She comes when you're not looking, a silent, liquid thief, only to rush away again, retreating from the shore like a coward. She gives sometimes too, though in fleeting, unexpected moments, yielding up her treasures and her dead--but never, ever her secrets. ~ Barbara Davis
Humorous Fiction quotes by Barbara Davis
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