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What do you know about racing? Ronnie asked, curious. He looked fascinated, like a scientist confronted by a strange new species: dontgivadamnus from the phylum couldntcareless. ~ Karen Chance
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Karen Chance
Dory is what Mum used to call a "strong-looking woman," which means that, from the back, she looked like a man, and, from the front, you preferred the back ~ Maggie Stiefvater
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Maggie Stiefvater
Upstaged by a schizophrenic, Dallas said. The story of my life. ~ Pat Conroy
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Pat Conroy
Today, they're just up there for the money, just packaged and be gone. ~ Ronnie Spector
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Ronnie Spector
You know there's plenty of love to go around. It takes the right situation to bring it out of people – and all situations are right. ~ Art Hochberg
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Art Hochberg
Bram knocked, and Chas opened the door, her music growing louder. She had strips of tinfoil in her hair and a cigarette dangling from her lips–which she immediately hid behind her back when she saw Bram.
"Hiiii!"
Both of Bram's brows flitted upward. "Hi." He looked at the foil. "I'm not even gonna ask."
"Martians are trying to control my thoughts, stupid." She noticed me then and smiled. "Hi, Nora! Ooh…" Her eyes fell to the weapon. "Shiny."
"Nora needs some more appropriate clothes if she's to use the shiny," Bram said.
Chas clapped her hands together. "Makeover!"
Oh, God no.… ~ Lia Habel
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Lia Habel
If you don't like your teeth; keep your mouth shut. ~ Lois Greiman
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Lois Greiman
The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress. ~ Quentin Crisp
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Quentin Crisp
If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want. ~ Oscar Wilde
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Oscar Wilde
Forget everything that surrounds you. Think that there's just you and me in this wide world. ~ Olga Goa
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Olga Goa
Algy, you always adopt a strictly immoral attitude towards life. You are not quite old enough to do that. ~ Oscar Wilde
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Oscar Wilde
We have to destroy the radioactive brain of Madame Curie. ~ A. Lee Martinez
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by A. Lee Martinez
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. ~ Frank Carson
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Frank Carson
Beer is my coffee. ~ Moi
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Moi
If you had to choose only two qualities to get you through times of change, the first should be a sense of self-worth and the second a sense of humor. ~ Jennifer James
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Jennifer James
I sometimes think if I did not write I would be a madwoman. Now I am a sane woman with a lot of mad pages. ~ Kendall Hailey
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Kendall Hailey
The future is simple. The future is simple, I can hold it i the palm of my hand; and the present is just a matter of endurance, detachment, and a sense of humor. ~ Vikram Chandra
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Vikram Chandra
Filled with a coward rage that dares to burn but does not dare to blaze, Lord Emsworth coughed a cough that was undisguisedly a bronchial white flag. ~ P.G. Wodehouse
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
She walked to the front door. 'Hello?'
'Hello,' a woman's voice said.
'Are you a Witness?'
'I swear to God I didn't see a thing. ~ Anne Lamott
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Anne Lamott
Well, you can't throw heavy, analytical, thought-provoking songs at people 24/7. It's been my experience over the last 20 years that on a rare occasion, in a live setting, if you can slow people down to listen to two good ballads, then you're doing pretty good. Then throw a tempo at 'em. Then have fun. ~ Ronnie Dunn
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Ronnie Dunn
I was thinking of something that made me unhappy."
Simon stopped snarling and cocked his head, looking more baffled than angry. "Why would you do that? ~ Anne Bishop
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Anne Bishop
Mickey had turned into Daisy, and Goofy had turned into Einstein - we were talking about a transmutation that would even have had Paracelsus foaming at the mouth. ~ Novala Takemoto
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Novala Takemoto
Did she go postal?" Russell grins at him, "You know, for pullin' her portal on the island and sendin' her to your safe house before the fight?"
"Define postal?" Zephyr counters, his brows pulling together further.
"Insanely angry," Russell says.
"Yes," Zephyr nods his head adamantly, pointing at him. "She has not called me 'sweetie' since."
"Oooo," Russell says, ducking his head and wrinkling his nose. "Doghouse. ~ Amy A. Bartol
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Amy A. Bartol
So, in conclusion, that is the moral of Heidi. 'Always push invalid chairs off the top of mountains when you get the opportunity.' The end. Excellent advice. ~ Louise Rennison
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Louise Rennison
I am not pointing fingers, but rather pointing at the facts, as the facts point fingers, regardless ~ Nathan Hong
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Nathan Hong
I was fully intending to cook you something complicated and delicious," Meg said. "But then I started to watch this nature documentary, and a fluffy baby seal was being chased by a polar bear, so I muted it and shut my eyes, and when I woke up it was two hours later. How does soup and toasties grab you? ~ Cari Hunter
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Cari Hunter
But why have you dear English Jew whose forefathers fought to enter the country of Johnny Mill, the Stuart with a little heart, saunter in Haridwar, no pubs or fish and chips' counters here, only Ganga-Jal, -the holy ale- Quaff it for the spirit and carry it to the banks of Thames in a holy grail. ~ Aporva Kala
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Aporva Kala
live longer, stay younger, grow far happier ~ Robin S. Sharma
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Robin S. Sharma
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~ Will Rogers
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Will Rogers
You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church? ~ Liliana Hart
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Liliana Hart
You know teenage boys, you own one-Mason Lerner ~ Natasha Larry
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Natasha Larry
A dirty and mean sense of humor first thing in the morning. I may learn to like you yet. ~ Lorelei James
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Lorelei James
I we are born to die and we all die to live, then what's the point of living life if it just contradicts? ~ Ronnie Radke
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Ronnie Radke
We'll get into the plane and you'll have a cup of coffee, even a sip of brandy is permissible. And you'll think. Think hard. So hard I can hear your brains creaking. And it will be very good if by the time we reach Edinburgh you already know how to get the Crown of All Things. Because we don't have any time to spare. Only twelve hours until the bomb goes off."
"You bastard," I said.
"No, I'm a highly effective personnel manager," Edgar said, with a smile. ~ Sergei Lukyanenko
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Sergei Lukyanenko
Anna shuddered. "Orange is not the colour of seduction, Christopher. Orange is the colour of despair, and pumpkins. ~ Cassandra Clare
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Cassandra Clare
Your stepfather? I'd like to meet him."
Oh no ... why?
"I'm not sure that's a good idea."
Christian unlocks the door, his mouth in a grim line.
"Are you ashamed of me?"
"No!" It's my turn to sound exasperated. "Introduce you to my dad as what? 'This is the man who deflowered me and wants to start a BDSM relationship'. You're not wearing running shoes. ~ E.L. James
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by E.L. James
If you make a feelgood film which is complete candyfloss, where everybody is good and everything is beautiful and hunky dory, it won't appeal to the audience. ~ Anil Kapoor
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Anil Kapoor
I do not believe the homosexual community deserves minority status. One's misbehavior does not qualify him or her for minority status. Blacks, Hispanics, women, etc., are God-ordained minorities who do indeed deserve minority status. ~ Jerry Falwell
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Jerry Falwell
There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student. ~ Paul Graham
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Paul Graham
Exiting the building, we shield our eyes with our hands and raise our voices. The wind has really picked up and is sending dirt, dust and debris airborne. A few windblown pedestrians, struggling to walk down the sidewalk, appear as though they might get blown away.
I ask Tiger where he wants to go.
"ANYWHERE…I DON'T CARE. AS LONG AS IT'S NOT FAR."
"LET'S GRAB A CAB. WE CAN'T WALK IN THIS."
As I open the backdoor of a Yellow Cab parked at the curb, the cabbie turns and gives me a mean look. "Are you the Floro's?" he asked.
Tiger follows me into the backseat, as I answer- That we are.
Tiger asked, "And you are?"
The cabbie grunts- "ALEXANDER the fuck'n GREAT. ~ Giorge Leedy
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Giorge Leedy
They who suspect a Mephistophiles, or sneering, satirical devil, under all, have not learned the secret of true humor, which sympathizes with gods themselves, in view of their grotesque, half-finished creatures. ~ Henry David Thoreau
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Henry David Thoreau
Oscar Wilde: "I wish I had said that." Whistler: "You will, Oscar; you will. ~ James McNeill Whistler
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by James McNeill Whistler
He liked to think of himself as fighting trim. At this point though, he was more like pacifist fat. Or at least he felt that way, stuffed to the gills. ~ Marie Ferrarella
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Marie Ferrarella
She was eager to stoop to his level. ~ Anne Taintor
Humor Dory Ronnie quotes by Anne Taintor
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