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Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? ~ Homer Simpson
I'm not popular enough to be different ~ Homer Simpson
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? ~ Homer Simpson
Trying is the first step toward failure ~ Homer Simpson
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. ~ Homer Simpson
Trying is the first step towards failure ~ Homer Simpson
[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party.
[Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested. ~ Matt Groening
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) ~ Matt Groening
All hobbies suck, but if you keep at it, you might find at the end that you've managed to kill some precious time. ~ Homer Simpson
Stop thinking about fun and have it
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. ~ Homer Simpson
Triangle theory, I just founded it before "I" theory. That all letters are build with triangle, make few crosses and what you got, will be a perfect triangle, diffirent varienties. ~ Deyth Banger
But sing no more this bitter tale that wears my heart away ~ Homer
Television: teacher, mother, secret lover.' HOMER SIMPSON ~ Marion Appleby
I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's funny because when I first started making records, I was at the tail end of a period of sobriety, so I somehow got this reputation as Captain Sober. ~ Moby
It was on this trip that Faye acquired a new suitor by the name of Homer Simpson. ~ Nathanael West
Now, I don't give a barmaid's tits about the truth. ~ Ian Simpson
You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and each Kid is another Nail. ~ Matt Groening
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another. ~ Homer
5 weeks since the Rapture "Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition." Thessalonians 2:3 ~ Phillip W. Simpson
Twelve years earlier "And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming." Thessalonians 2:8 ~ Phillip W. Simpson
There is no substitute for victory" Oscar Wilde
"I didn't say that--wouldn't have. Maybe it was Vince Lombardi" O.W.
"Not I, either. Try Count von Schlieffen" Vince Lombardi
"What's the big deal. I said it---I think. Doh!" Homer Simpson
"Imposter. 'Twas I." Homer the original (Greek guy) ~ James J. Bloom
Life wants so very much to live. ~ Timothy Simpson
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public. ~ Stephenie Meyer
A burst of Beethoven that would have made the composer glad he was deaf erupted from her i-Phone. ~ Ian Simpson
Immortals are never alien to one another. ~ Homer
Aries in his many fits knows no favorites. ~ Homer
Life is largely a matter of expectation. ~ Homer
You must endure and not be broken-hearted. ~ Homer
The tongue of man is a twisty thing. ~ Homer
Even a fool may be wise after the event. ~ Homer
Boy, those Germans have a word for everything! ~ Homer
Never throw a butcher knife in anger. ~ Homer
Mistress; please: are you divine, or mortal? ~ Homer
...for iron of itself draws a man
thereto. ~ Homer
The heart in his rugged chest was pounding, torn ~ Homer
lebron is the bomb.com ~ Homer
lebron is better than you ~ Homer
Each man delights in the work that suits him best. ~ Homer
By their own follies they perished, the fools. ~ Homer
It has been placed under the northern pole, in Tartary. ~ Homer
Even the bravest cannot fight beyond his power ~ Homer
My name is Nobody. ~ Homer
lebron is above everybody ~ Homer
To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking and drug use, if people can do it and not hurt themselves. But it got to the point where I was really hurting myself. ~ Moby
The business of wretches is wretched even in guarantee giving. ~ Homer
soon as rosy-fingered morning came forth from the first grey dawn, ~ Homer
this alien earth I stride will hold me down at last. But ~ Homer
And empty words are evil. ~ Homer
The lot of man-to suffer and die. ~ Homer
The triangle is a foundation to an offense. ~ Bill Cartwright
You clearly are a remarkable man," she said, "to travel with such creatures. The rooster is much more than he seems, as is the alligator. But, of course, you know that." Homer ~ Homer Hickam
Beyond his strength no man can fight, although he be eager. ~ Homer
Bird life aplenty is found in the sunny air, not all of it significant. ~ Homer
rolling eye balls ~ Homer
The gods are hard to handle - when they come blazing forth in their true power. ~ Homer
Whatever you are going through, the sun will come out. ~ Jessica Simpson
You read a book all the way through? Why? ~ Bart Simpson
Videos like that are all on MYTUBE.COM. ~ Quincy Simpson
I was as good as resisting Griff Shipley as Homer Simpson was at resisting a donut. ~ Sarina Bowen
Time doesn't always heal, it just breathes and swallows memories ~ Chris Simpson
my eyes blurred wetly with hot tears ~ Joe Simpson
Sex is the theory; porn is the practice. ~ Mark Simpson
Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? ~ Jessica Simpson
If someone is determined to kill himself, nothing will stop him. ~ Dorothy Simpson
And even if you hate her, can't stand her, even if she's ruining your life, there's something about her, some romance, some power. She's absolutely herself. No matter how hard you try, you'll never get to her. And when she dies, the world will be flat, too simple, reasonable, fair. ~ Mona Simpson
He knew how to say many false things that were like true sayings. ~ Homer
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
Arguably, poor Oscar was merely an early failed and somewhat overweight prototype for Morrissey. ~ Mark Simpson
Clouds hid the peaks and only their flanks were visible beneath a murky ceiling. ~ Joe Simpson
Whene'er, by Jove's decree, our conquering powers Shall humble to the dust her lofty towers. ~ Homer
Endure, my heart; yea, a baser thing thou once didst bear ~ Homer
I'm very old fashioned. ~ Jessica Simpson
I detest that man, who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks forth another ~ Homer
And rest at last where souls unbodied dwell,
In ever-flowing meads of Asphodel. ~ Homer
And not a man appears to tell their fate. ~ Homer
I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol. ~ Homer
The fates have given mankind a patient soul. ~ Homer
What so tedious as a twice-told tale? ~ Homer
I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! ~ Homer
Better to flee from death than feel its grip. ~ Homer
Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket ~ Homer
[885] Brag while you can, Hector. Zeus and Apollo Have given you ~ Homer
There is nothing worse for mortals than a wandering life. ~ Homer
The bitter dregs of Fortune's cup to drain. ~ Homer
The force of union conquers all. ~ Homer
If you serve too many masters, you'll soon suffer. ~ Homer
It is wrong to be sorry without ceasing. ~ Homer
Always to be best, and distinguished above the rest. ~ Homer
Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut? ~ Homer
Better to be the poor servant of a poor master. ~ Homer
You don't win friends with salad. ~ Homer
Content to follow when we lead the way. ~ Homer
I'm a people person ... who drinks. ~ Homer
Will cast the spear and leave the rest to Jove. ~ Homer