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Stop thinking about fun and have it
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson? ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and each Kid is another Nail. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party.
[Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask yourself this important question: "How long am I going to be dead?" With that perspective, you can now make a free, fearless choice to do just about any goddamned sneaky thing your devious little mind can think up. Go ahead. Have your fun. You're welcome. Go on. See you in hell. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson) ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
'The Simpsons' basically - and 'Futurama' - are really smart shows. They're kind of disguised as these goofy animated sitcoms, but the references within the shows, if you're paying attention, are pretty smart and pretty sophisticated. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
God often gives nuts to toothless people. - Matt Groening ~ Ann Brashares
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Ann Brashares
When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
Self-control problems can be illuminated by thinking about an individual as containing two semiautonomous selves, a far-sighted "Planner" and a myopic "Doer." You can think of the Planner as speaking for your Reflective System, or the Mr. Spock lurking within you, and the Doer as heavily influenced by the Automatic System, or everyone's Homer Simpson. The Planner is trying to promote your long-term welfare but must cope with the feelings, mischief, and strong will of the Doer, who is exposed to the temptations that come with arousal. Recent research in neuroeconomics (yes, there really is such a field) has found evidence consistent with this two-system conception of self-control. Some parts of the brain get tempted, and other parts are prepared to enable us to resist temptation by assessing how we should react to the temptation.1 Sometimes the two parts of the brain can be in severe conflict - a kind of battle that one or the other is bound to lose. ~ Richard H. Thaler
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Richard H. Thaler
I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at the covers of science-fiction magazines and books, and I've read quite extensively as an adult. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. ~ Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Homer Simpson
We have 'Doctor Who' references on 'Futurama,' but we have a lot of science fiction references that I don't get; but in the staff we have experts on 'Star Trek,' 'Star Wars,' 'Doctor Who' and 'Dungeons and Dragons.' ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
I went through a phase where people would introduce me at parties as a cartoonist, and everybody felt sorry for me. 'Oh, Matt's a cartoonist.' Then people further feeling sorry for me would ask me to draw Garfield. Because I'm a cartoonist, draw Snoopy or Garfield or something. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
You just have to keep in mind that the important relationship is the relationship with the audience. That's what I try to do. Everything else is secondary. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
With 'Futurama,' I wanted to do unrequited love, and David Cohen agreed, and although our original plan was never to have Fry and Leela get together, we finally just said, 'You can only string the fans along so far.' ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid. ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems ~ Matt Groening
Homer Simpson Matt Groening Fun quotes by Matt Groening
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