Holy Jeans Quotes

"I'm destined to die a virgin." My own admission shocked me. Had those words left my mouth? I rubbed the smooth material of Noah's jacket. Maybe I should have gone off with him. Not to get high, but to ... well ... not die a virgin.
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"HOLY CROW, ECHO. You hibernate for a year and a half and wake up with a bang." Lila finished changing out of her church clothes and into a tight pink sweater and blue jeans. "Luke tells you he still loves you - and by the way, told you so. And Noah stinking Hutchins tries to kiss you. And you complained you were going to die a virgin." ~ Katie McGarry

He licked his bottom lip and rose so that I could pull down his jeans and underwear. As I slid them over the top of his cock, it sprang free and nearly poked me in the eye. Holy fucking shitballs! Talk about Cockasaurus Rex! ~ K.M. Golland

the six of us are supposed to drive to the diner in Hastings for lunch. But the moment we enter the cavernous auditorium where the girls told us to meet them, my jaw drops and our plans change.

"Holy shit - is that a red velvet chaise lounge?"

The guys exchange a WTF look. "Um…sure?" Justin says. "Why - "

I'm already sprinting toward the stage. The girls aren't here yet, which means I have to act fast. "For fuck's sake, get over here," I call over my shoulder.

Their footsteps echo behind me, and by the time they climb on the stage, I've already whipped my shirt off and am reaching for my belt buckle. I stop to fish my phone from my back pocket and toss it at Garrett, who catches it without missing a beat.

"What is happening right now?" Justin bursts out.

I drop trou, kick my jeans away, and dive onto the plush chair wearing nothing but my black boxer-briefs. "Quick. Take a picture."

Justin doesn't stop shaking his head. Over and over again, and he's blinking like an owl, as if he can't fathom what he's seeing.

Garrett, on the other hand, knows better than to ask questions. Hell, he and Hannah spent two hours constructing origami hearts with me the other day. His lips twitch uncontrollably as he gets the phone in position.

"Wait." I pause in thought. "What do you think? Double guns, or double thumbs up?"

"What is happening?"

We both ignore Justin's baffled e ~ Elle Kennedy

She had just given Liger his food when a tap sounded on the connecting door. Priss's heart leaped into her throat.
With excitement.
Not dread, or annoyance, or even indifference.
Pure, sizzling stimulation. Suddenly she was wide-awake.
Tamping down her automatic smile, Priss leaned on the door. "Yeah?"
"Open up."
Still fighting that twitching grin, Priss tried to sound disgruntled as she asked, "Why?"
Something hit the door - maybe his head - and Trace said, "I heard you up and moving around, Priss. I have coffee ready, but if you don't want any - "
Being a true caffeine junkie, she jerked open the door. "Oh, bless you, man." She took the cup straight out of Trace's hand, drank deeply and sighed as the warmth penetrated the thick fog of novel sentiment. "Ahhhh. Nirvana. Thank you."
Only after the caffeine ingestion did she notice that Trace wore unsnapped jeans and nothing else. Her eyes flared wide and her jaw felt loose. Holy moly.
"That was my cup," Trace told her, bemused.
But Priss could only stare at him. Despite the delicious coffee she'd just poured in it, her mouth went dry.
When she continued to stare at him, at his chest and abdomen, her gaze tracking a silky line of brown hair that disappeared into his jeans, Trace crossed his arms.
Her gaze jumped to his face and she found him watching her with equal fascination.
A little lost as to the reason for that look, Priss asked with some belligerence, ~ Lori Foster

He spared a glance at her distressed face and knew it to be a mistake instantly.

He was momentarily arrested because...man, six feet away she was pretty.

Up close like this? Total gut-shot.

Of course, having just seen all of her unmentionables didn't help matters. Unmentionables?

Whoever came up with that ridiculous term? Underwear that fantastic deserved to be mentioned on a regular basis.

Shit, he wasn't going to think about her underwear. which, of course, only made him wonder what color she had on under those tight, distressed jeans and that thin T-shirt. Pink? Her outfit was pink. Women often matched their underwear to their outfits. At least that's been his experience. So...probably pink.

Holy shit! He was not going to think about her underwear! ~ Julie Ann Walker

Oh. I get it." Abby laughed. "This is where you bid on someone to wash your car."

"Naked," Charli said.

"Or check the shower tiles."

"Also naked."

Abby laughed. "I'm guessing that as long as there's wet and naked, we're all good."

Fiona let out a long sigh.

"What was that?" Charli asked with a lift to her perfect brows. "Have you got a victim---I mean a participant in mind?"

Fiona glanced across the hall. "Have you seen Jackson's fireman buddy?"

"No." Charli looked across the room. "Should we?"

"Too late," Fiona said. "I've got first dibs."

At that moment, Abby noticed the Wilder boys walk across the front of the room near the stage. Individually, they were stunning. As a group, they looked as appetizing as a decadent box of chocolates. Abby couldn't tear her eyes away from Jackson. Put him in a fireman suit, a tux jacket and jeans, or a simple T-shirt and cargo shorts, and he took her breath away.

Truthfully, she liked him best in noting at all.

"Holy guacamole." Charli gestured to a tall, dark, and devastating man walking with the group. "Is that who you are talking about?"

Fiona nodded. "I want to lick him up one side and down the other like a cherry Popsicle."

"Honey, you bid as high as you can go," Charli said. "And if you run out of money, you just let me know. I'd be happy to chip in. ~ Candis Terry

Holy mother of whoring nuns she's hot. Fuck! I haven't just crossed the border into boner territory, Mr Happy's erected a tent from my jeans and is setting up camp there. ~ Carmen Jenner

Ryder's in jeans and his shirt from last night, and he's staring at the fridge. When I pad closer, I see he's not just staring at the door. I've hung my various ultrasound pictures to the silvery surface, and he's studying them. His index finger is poised over my recent twenty-week one, and he's tracing the outline of the baby's legs.

"Hi," I say, clearing my throat.

He straightens and then smiles. It's a sheepish look, as if he's been caught. "Just checking out Papaya."

I love that the name Papaya has stuck. That must be a sign he feels the same. I gesture to the thirteen-week picture, when I first heard the heartbeat. "I think Papaya was a fig in that one. Funny thing - when I was so sick, Papaya was only a kidney bean."

"Kidney beans are known to be troublemakers." He steps closer, drops a strangely chaste kiss to my forehead, and sets his hands on my belly. "And I think Papaya is almost a mango now, right?"

I nod. "How did you know?"

"I might have googled pregnancy-to-fruit comparisons. Papaya will be an eggplant in a little while."

I blink. Holy shit. He really knows his pregnancy fruits. Better than I do. ~ Lauren Blakely

I'm a part of the no-tight-jeans coalition. ~ Ludacris

I actually don't shop very much. I have a tendency to rotate a few pairs of ripped jeans and an old cashmere sweater. ~ Candace Bushnell

I have jeans with holes in them and I have nice jeans. I have casual and I have dressy jeans. I've got all kinds. ~ Amanda Seyfried

I love corduroy jeans as well as vertical-striped jeans. Both are a fun switch from plain old denim. They can be slimming so long as the stripes aren't too chunky. ~ Twiggy

I was fascinated with jeans, because you can impress your life upon the jeans you wear. The way you sit imprints on the jeans. ~ Jack Dorsey

I wear a lot of black, and it's not because I'm depressed or anything. I like black jeans - they're pretty much the only colored jeans I wear. James Jeans have the most comfortable fabric. I'd say in general, I dress pretty comfortably. ~ Brittany Howard

Even though jeans suit me, I never wear jeans. ~ Carine Roitfeld

Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry I'm not the guy. It just doesn't fit me. I'm not 20. ~ Barack Obama

I like to wear tight jeans. Most of my stuff is pretty slim fit. ~ Carl Hagelin

Some people are like blue jeans- the older and more beat up they get, the better they look. ~ Jonathan Carroll

Don't kid yourself; the guy who's onstage in ripped-up jeans is wearing as much a costume as I am. ~ Paul Stanley

I like to travel in jeans because I don't want to wallow around in my suit, you know? They cost too much. Jeans are comfortable. ~ Louie Gohmert

The world is holy! The soul is holy! The skin is holy!
The nose is holy! The tongue and cock and hand
and asshole holy!
Everything is holy! everybody's holy! everywhere is
holy! everyday is in eternity! Everyman's an
angel! ~ Allen Ginsberg

I always talk about a great-fitting pair of jeans. Girls are concerned about the way their butt looks in a pair of jeans, and I think a guy having a really great-fitting pair of jeans is just as important. ~ John Varvatos

A holy man isn't aware that he's holy..As soon as we begin to talk about how holy we are, we aren't holy any more. ~ Aiden Wilson Tozer

Scripture is the holy Word from the holy God, delivered by holy men, to teach holy truths and to make people holy. ~ Kenneth H. Blanchard

T-shirt and jeans style now is where I'm at. Maybe a little rock 'n' roll T-shirt and jeans. ~ Josh Hutcherson

The Holy Scripture is a holy instruction of God. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

When I was 15, I worked at a dry cleaner because I wanted Abercrombie & Fitch jeans. My mom told me I could have $20 jeans, not $70 jeans, unless I was willing to work for them. So I did! ~ Ashley Greene

I like guys who wear nice clothes, nice jeans, nice trainers - I hate skinny jeans and those T-shirts that are really low-cut. ~ Georgia Salpa

I'm a real blue jeans girl, I wear jeans all the time and I couldn't live without them. Jeans and blazers. ~ Gwyneth Paltrow

A lot of American guys wear really wide legged jeans and square shoes. Then they come to Sweden and think my friends are gay because they're wearing 'really tight jeans'. It's called 'fitted!' ~ Caroline Winberg

Zara right now has incredible jeans. I'm obsessed. They have these jeans that have those ridges on the knees. I swear they have a little bit of stretch to them, so they hug everything in the right places. They've got great boyfriend jeans that are torn up, and you can cuff them. ~ Adrienne Bailon

I'm the girl who will show up in jeans no matter what - but the jeans can get fancier and fancier. ~ Taylor Schilling

I want to do a jean line for boys and girls that are sometimes too skinny to fit into jeans, or sometimes a little bit too husky to fit into some jeans. ~ Mark Indelicato

We're just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans. ~ Jimmy Buffett

Holy God, Holy words. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

There's only one proof of the Holy Ghost in your life and that's a holy life. ~ Leonard Ravenhill

Fashion is mysterious, as a rule. Why are blue jeans a classic? You just hit on something that happens to be timeless and right. ~ Diane Von Furstenberg

I believe life's too short for compromises and bad fitting jeans ~ Lykke Li

I've always been a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. ~ Jason Mraz

On my own I generally have very messy hair, wear jeans and sneakers. ~ Jewel

Blanche, prosaic in a pale yellow sweater and blue jeans, was wondering again if anything mattered - -life, faith
specifically, finishing homework assignments. ~ Regina Doman

If I ever get married myself, it'll be in jeans. ~ Clemence Poesy

If my jeans could talk, they'd plead for mercy. ~ Phyllis Diller

As a girl, I lived in jeans, and my love-affair with them continues. Since I turned 50, jeans have become something of a uniform, whether it's a slouchy boyfriend fit for daytime or a leaner, fitted jean in a darker denim for evening. ~ Marie Helvin

His tightly fitting jeans were unmistakably French. ~ Francine Pascal

I'm kind of a jeans and T-shirt guy. ~ Kevin Dillon

When Lady Gaga says I am her inspiration, you reach kids between 12 and 18. Now I am like a brand - jeans, Coca-Cola. ~ Marina Abramovic

And believers were the more added to the Lord, multitudes both of men and women (Acts 5:14)- So not only was there Holy Ghost boldness and Holy Ghost power and Holy Ghost conviction, but also Holy Ghost conversions. ~ Oswald J. Smith

The plain fact is that there are no conclusions. ~ James Jeans

I want to wear skinny jeans when I'm in my 70s. Why not? Who cares? ~ Ewan McGregor

I like a good pair of jeans, but I also like putting on a nice tux. I'd rather go around in a good pair of jeans that you don't wash every day, because they get more and more comfortable. ~ Matthew McConaughey

I'm usually all about the tight jeans and little T-shirt, but sometimes I want to put on a black, sequined dress and be a freaking girl ~ Britney Spears

God, I always just think of myself as a jeans and T-shirt kind of person. ~ Joan Jett

I think jeans with a little give are the smartest for a flight. ~ Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Jeans should never be worn to someone's home if you are having dinner there. ~ Letitia Baldrige

I think my style is classic - I like wearing jeans and a white button-up shirt. ~ Kim Kardashian

Every girl should have a little black dress, a great boyfriend blazer and a pair of skinny jeans in their wardrobe. ~ Lauren Conrad

The truth is I quite like to dress in jeans and a woolly jumper. ~ Mireille Enos

I'm all for skinny jeans, a flowing blouse, patterned flats and chunky jewels. ~ Sydney Wayser

No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear. ~ Patricia Briggs

My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts. ~ Ree Drummond

For work I get so dolled up that it's nice to wear boyfriend jeans and a sweater. ~ Meghan Markle

I would like Madewell jeans to be the Levi's of its generation. ~ Mickey Drexler

Wear comfortable clothes when you fly; my preference is T-shirt and jeans. ~ Orlando Bloom

Blue Jeans? They should be worn by farm girls milking cows! ~ Yves Saint-Laurent

Dior jeans are one of my favorites. ~ Theophilus London

Let yourselves be led by the Holy Spirit, with freedom and, please, do not cage the Holy Spirit ~ Pope Francis

I look really odd in jeans and a hoodie - it doesn't feel or seem right. ~ Florence Welch

There are no holy places and no holy people, only holy moments, only moments of wisdom. ~ Jack Kornfield

I didn't wear jeans for, like, a decade of my life. ~ Melissa McCarthy

I've always been a jeans and a T-shirt kind of kid! ~ Gillian Zinser

I had holes in my jeans well before it was fashionable. ~ Kenny Rogers

I always insist on my jeans being ironed. Is that a problem? ~ Jimmy Connors

I'm sort of like the kid that kicks around in Vans, beat-up Converse, ripped jeans, and t-shirts. ~ Michaela McManus

What's the most fundamental human urge?"
Barrett recites for her. "To find the perfect pair of jeans. To find the jeans that fit and flatter you so ideally that everybody, every cognizant being on the planet, will want to fuck you. ~ Michael Cunningham

The typewriter is holy the poem is holy the voice is holy the hearers are holy the ecstacy is holy! ~ Allen Ginsberg

I've worn some particularly baggy jeans and cowboys boot combinations after coming back from Austin, Texas. This was ill-advised. ~ Jamie Cullum

We may as well cut out group theory. That is a subject that will never be of any use in physics. ~ James Jeans

When I'm relaxed, jeans and a shirt are my uniform. ~ Monica Bellucci

I adore the designer B. Michael's curve-flattering gowns, but there is nothing better than jeans with a crisp white shirt. ~ Tamara Tunie

My go-to jeans are old Levi's I've gotten from boyfriends; they're worn-in and really yummy and perfect. ~ Laura Wasser

The human race, whose intelligence dates back only a single tick of the astronomical clock, could hardly hope to understand so soon what it all means. ~ James Jeans

Thongs don't show. With jeans, you're always going to get panty lines and I think that's just a big mistake. ~ Lexa Doig

We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans. ~ Libba Bray

I wear American Apparel jeans every day of my life. ~ Rosa Salazar

Personally, all I ever want to be wearing are jeans. ~ Lauren Graham

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes. ~ Matt Dunn

For how can we adopt those things which we do not find in the holy Scriptures? ~ Ambrose

I am wearing a gray shirt, blue jeans, black shoes
new clothes, but beneath them, my Dauntless tattoos. It is impossible to erase my choices. Especially these. ~ Veronica Roth

My standard uniform is a T-shirt and jeans. ~ Matt Bomer

I just can't perform well unless I'm wearing jeans. ~ Grimes

I want to die with my blue jeans on. ~ Andy Warhol

Levi's can produce many more Western jeans than we can and make them at a better price. ~ Calvin Klein

He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob. ~ Janet Evanovich

The stream of knowledge is heading towards a non-mechanical reality; the universe begins to look more like a great thought than like a machine. Mind no longer appears to be an accidental intruder into the realm of matter ... we ought rather hail it as the creator and governor of the realm of matter. ~ James Jeans

I'll wear my mom jeans in public that haven't been tailored 'just so' yet, just because they feel good. ~ Anne Hathaway

I was doing my best Bogart, but I was having trouble getting into her jeans. ~ Jackson Browne

Personally, I don't really have a set style or look. It's pretty much what I feel like wearing that day, from a floral-print dress and high heels to ripped jeans and army boots. ~ Shay Mitchell

Money talks, but it don't sing and dance, and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be, forever in blue jeans. ~ Neil Diamond

My mom used to call me a 'jean hoarder' growing up because I had so many pairs of jeans - and I still do. ~ Behati Prinsloo