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An artist who painted a face was now 'playing with the idea of portraiture,' or 'exploring push-pull aesthetics,' or toying with contradictions like 'menacing-slash-playful,' but he or she was never, ever, just painting a face. ~ Steve Martin
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Steve Martin
Nerds get what they want when they want it, and they go psycho if it's not immediately available. Nerds overfocus. I guess that's the problem. But it's precisely this ability to narrow-focus that makes them so good at code writing ... ~ Douglas Coupland
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Douglas Coupland
I loved math. I was such a nerd! I really enjoyed working through problems and finding the solution. ~ AnnaLynne McCord
Hilarious Nerd quotes by AnnaLynne McCord
I love Queen. Not all of it. Some of it, I can't get into. But "Don't Stop Me Now" is a pretty hilarious song. It's a good pick-me-up in the car. ~ Charlie Day
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Charlie Day
I've always been into toys and kits and models. I'm kind of a toy nerd. ~ Ed Helms
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Ed Helms
They were smooth and bright, and their timing was wonderful, and they were young and hilarious. It was really something to see, they thought, and this was why they spoke loudly and gestured, inviting onlookers to admire. ~ Zadie Smith
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Zadie Smith
Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance. ~ Ransom Riggs
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Ransom Riggs
You're just not a soldier. You're a ... you're a nerd. I mean, even the way you work out is nerdy. You don't have like a killer - "
"What do you mean the way I work out is nerdy?"
"How many calories have you burnt in the last five minutes?"
"Um, I dunno. 17 or 18 probably."
"Abe, that's not something normal people know. ~ John Green
Hilarious Nerd quotes by John Green
Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying. ~ Jen Lancaster
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Jen Lancaster
No, you don't get to touch yourself in my car."

"Why not?" It wasn't a whine, it wasn't. My voice was too deep to whine. It was more of a… whoan. Or something. I couldn't think.

"Three reasons. One, I don't want to get into an accident trying to keep my eyes on you. Two, if I got into an accident, or if we were pulled over for indecent exposure, the mood killing would be the least of our problems. Three," and here it was, the tone I loved, that I could barely wait for even though I knew I wasn't going to like what he had to say, "for the rest of the night, that's mine. Don't touch it. ~ Cari Z.
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Cari Z.
There is a relationship between humor and fear. Think of all the gags you ever heard that have to do with dismemberment, or something that's horrible in one way or another, even if it's just horrible in the sense that somebody's being embarrassed. What do kids laugh at? Kids laugh if your fly's down. That's hilarious. But for the kid whose fly is down, it's a horrible situation. ~ Stephen King
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Stephen King
When I was a boy I was called a nerd all the time - because I didn't like sports, I loved to read, I liked math and science, I thought school was really cool - and it hurt a lot. Because it's never ok when a person makes fun of you for something you didn't choose. You know, we don't choose to be nerds. We can't help it that we like these things - and we shouldn't apologize for liking these things. ~ Wil Wheaton
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Wil Wheaton
In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons. ~ Will Smith
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Will Smith
- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [ ... ]
- This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try to play a better trick than that. You sound nothing like her. Plus your number came up on my caller ID.
PS: maybe I'm just in a very good mood, but I keep laughing while reading this book, there are plenty of scenes that make me smile, and this is one of them.. it's just hilarious how silly and funny these characters are ;)) ~ Lauren Barnholdt
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Lauren Barnholdt
I categorize nerds as creative-obsessive. A lot of nerds are creative people who obsess almost unnaturally over the minutiae of things. ~ Chris Hardwick
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Chris Hardwick
How is she already asleep?" Sully whispers. "At home she stays up until like two a.m."

"She probably was tired," Church whispers back.

"What, from climbing a hill?"

Church doesn't respond. They get into their sleeping bags and whisper for half an hour about the outdoor soccer season about to start. I hadn't even realized the indoor season was over - Mom and Dad just told me when I needed to take them to practice or pick them up. I didn't know how they'd done. Were there any tournaments? Trophies?

After a long stretch of silence, Sully says, "So did you really try out for the spring musical?"

Church doesn't respond for a second. "Yes. Why?"

"Just wondering. Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because you would have made it about Macy Garrison."

"It - it's not?"

"No."

"Oh. But you're not going to try out forchoir?"

"Maybe."

"Why?" Just the smallest bit of mocking enters Sully's tone.

"Because I like it," Church snaps back. "We don't have to do all the same things. Try out for mathletes or something. You like math. You'd be good at it."

"Mathletes is for nerds."

"Sull, there's something you should know."

"Don't say it."

"You are a nerd."

"I'm not a nerd. Eliza's a nerd."

"Actually, I think Eliza's a geek. I've seen her grades. Compared to us, she's horrible at school."

"Yo ~ Francesca Zappia
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Francesca Zappia
I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends. ~ Pete Sampras
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Pete Sampras
Peter's not cocky. Peter's a nerd, ' Drew says.
'I know! Where does he get off being nerdy and full of himself? It's like he lives in some kind of alterna-world where nerds are cool.'
'He does,' Drew says smiling wide. 'It's called arts school. ~ Rachel M. Wilson
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Rachel M. Wilson
I have to go. Boss has
this weird idea that I should actually work while he's paying
me. ~ Laurie Halse Anderson
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Laurie Halse Anderson
I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious. ~ Danny DeVito
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Danny DeVito
Mostly, nothing's really changed. I'm still the dorky nerd that I always was. ~ Beverley Mitchell
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Beverley Mitchell
If you like Battlestar Galactica ... you're probably a huge nerd. ~ Stephen Colbert
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Stephen Colbert
What could be a more Canadian way to indulge in the national preoccupation with perceptions - honest, hilarious, huffy or high-minded - of this country and its inhabitants? ~ Norman Angell
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Norman Angell
The idea of the archetypal nerd is totally blurred these days. So many people of this current generation have grown up with technology and video games. It's just a part of the world now, a part of our shared culture. ~ Chris Hardwick
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Chris Hardwick
Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE ~ CM Punk
Hilarious Nerd quotes by CM Punk
It's fun until someone gets hurt ... then it's hilarious. ~ Billie Joe Armstrong
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Billie Joe Armstrong
While I'm trying to be a villain, Tyler Posey's just making me break character all the time. It's hilarious. ~ Colton Haynes
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Colton Haynes
I do all kinds of roles - nerd, psycho, nerd, psycho, nerd, psycho - and occasionally someone kind of normal. It's weird, when I lived in Austin I was always cast as pretty normal people. But when I moved to Los Angeles I was immediately branded a psycho. ~ John Hawkes
Hilarious Nerd quotes by John Hawkes
At present, however, with his aching head and queasy stomach, Sebastian was feeling exceedingly resistible. Or if not that, then resistant. Aphrodite herself could descend from the ceiling, floating on a bloody clamshell, naked but for a few well-placed flowers, and he'd likely puke at her feet.

No, no, she ought to be completely naked. If he was going to prove the existence of a goddess, right here in this room, she was damned well going to be naked.

He'd still puke on her feet, though. ~ Julia Quinn
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Julia Quinn
I've had the honor and the pleasure and gift of having known Elizabeth Taylor for a number of years. You know, you sit down with her, she slings hash, she sits there and cusses like a sailor, and she's hilarious. ~ Johnny Depp
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Johnny Depp
He asked what she was in for and complimented the find workmanship of her metal extremities, but she ignored him, making him briefly question if he'd been separated from the female population for so long that he could be losing his charm.
But that seemed unlikely. ~ Marissa Meyer
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Marissa Meyer
The Marx Brothers isn't subtle, and that's hilarious. ~ Martin Freeman
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Martin Freeman
A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results. ~ Marie-Helene Bertino
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Marie-Helene Bertino
It is often said that great works of art are "inexhaustible" - capable, as Stanley Olson put it, of "endless interpretation. But Lubin, the Charlotte C. Weber Professor of Art at Wake Forest University, demonstrates in painful if inadvertently hilarious detail that this does not mean that works of art are immune from - that they are not in fact often subject to - wild and perverse misinterpretation. ~ Roger Kimball
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Roger Kimball
My commentary's hilarious, not witty. ~ Richelle Mead
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Richelle Mead
He stops and turns to me. "Do you think people would stare if I threw you over my shoulder? Because I really want to do that. Then I can ogle your ass and just run."
The look in his eye is a little manic. For a second, I think he's going to do it. Then he spies the heavily armed security officer a few feet away.
"Excuse me, sir?" he says, and the guard looks at him. "Would it be acceptable to carry my girlfriend like a sack of potatoes in order to get out of here quicker and make sweet love to her?"
The guard's mouth moves, but he resists smiling. "No, sir, that would not be acceptable."
"Piggyback?"
"Nope."
"Put her on a trolley?"
"No."
"You're no fun."
"So my wife keeps telling me. ~ Leisa Rayven
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Leisa Rayven
So ... why is your brother mean to girls?"
"Because," said Michael from the doorway, "I have three younger brothers who think it's hilarious to parade jailbait through here on a daily basis."
His tone was enough to make her glad she'd worn the pullover into the house. "No one told me there was a parade," she said acidly. "And here I forgot my banner. ~ Brigid Kemmerer
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Brigid Kemmerer
Well, the thing that I suppose is closest to my heart is Shakespeare. I really am a nerd about Shakespeare, I love it [laughs] and the reason why is because he's one of the wisest, most compassionate writers in the course of Western literature, in the course of all literature. And he understood human nature so deeply, not just our great capacity for virtue and for goodness, and for love, but our capacity for pain and destruction and anger. ~ Tom Hiddleston
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Tom Hiddleston
Enid was a terrific person, Elizabeth thought, and absolutely not a nerd, no matter what Jessica said. With her shoulder-length brown hair and large green eyes, she was really pretty. ~ Francine Pascal
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Francine Pascal
don't hate a nerd if your good at it! ~ Kayla Oliver
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Kayla Oliver
If I can surround myself with hilarious people every day, I will always want to go to work. ~ Rashida Jones
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Rashida Jones
It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert. ~ Adam Mansbach
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Adam Mansbach
I am a geek nerd who happened to have a temporary period of jockiness. ~ Cory Booker
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Cory Booker
I scoffed. "Why would I fall in love with you? You're just a hot, closet-nerd vampire with a bazillion dollars and a Harley. There's absolutely nothing attractive about you."
"I'm repulsive, I know. ~ Temple West
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Temple West
Rod Cockshutt, Professor Emeritus at N.C. State University called my book, Evidence of Insanity, "an extraordinary achievement" and told me to not change the last 10-15 pages no matter what. ~ Carol Piner
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Carol Piner
No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose all sense."
Curran sprawled on the bed with a big self-satisfied smile. "Want to know a secret?"
"Sure."
"It's not the bathtub, baby."
Well, aren't we smug. I picked up the corner of the lowest mattress and made a show of looking under it.
"What are you looking for?"
"A pea Your Majesty."
"What?"
"You heard me."
I jumped back as he lunged and his fingers missed me by an inch.
"Getting slow in your old age."
"I thought you liked it slow."
A flashback to last night mugged me and my mind executed a full stop.
He laughed. "Ran out of snappy comebacks?"
"Hush. I'm trying to think of one. ~ Ilona Andrews
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Ilona Andrews
Anyway, we have something for you."
"Is it another awkward anecdote about me breast-feeding?"
"Oh my God, you were all about the boob," my dad says. "I can't believe you turned out to be gay."
"Hilarious, Dad. ~ Becky Albertalli
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Becky Albertalli
He fixed me with his Mad Rogan stare. "If you find the connection between Brian's disappearance and the conspiracy, I want to know about it. Not eventually, not when it's convenient, but immediately."
"Yes, sir. I was going to kiss you good night, but now I can't. It's against the rules to fraternize with my superior officer."
"Hilarious," he said. ~ Ilona Andrews
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Ilona Andrews
If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious. ~ Walter Moers
Hilarious Nerd quotes by Walter Moers
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