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There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.' ~ Todd Phillips
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I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers. ~ Chelsea Handler
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This time I don't want to be my own mother. I make a decision, take the entire bag of chocolate to my bedroom and flip on the light to read a book. Next thing I know, the sun is up, the book is on my chest, there is melted chocolate on my cheek and I have a sugar hangover. I should have listened to the mother me. ~ Andrea Partee
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Let me set it straight, I've done some shit,
And maybe I ain't too proud of it
The monster in your bed
You were begging me "please don't stop!"
Said that I'm a douchebag, won't call back
The worst hangover you ever had
Felt so good at first, you knew that it could never last
Wanna wash the dirt off my hands, wanna get this all off my chest
But I'm no good at saying sorry... woah oh!

I didn't mean to fuck you over,
I just want to have some fun ~ The Summer Set
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How are you feeling Sweet Peach?" he enquires as he walks across to the chest of drawers, selects a pair of socks and pulls them on.
Sweet Peach? What the hell?
He's definitely gay ...
I shrug. "Er ... okay, I guess. I really don't remember much though. How did I get here ... and why am I wearing your t-shirt?" I ask hesitantly, afraid of the answer.
Hagen laughs nervously. "I brought you home when you couldn't tell me where you lived. And don't worry, you got changed all by yourself ... in the kitchen ... for like an hour. ~ Joanne McClean
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Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo ~ Cora Carmack
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Thanks liver... you are a champ! ~ Siddhant R. Shinde
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I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. ~ Ellen DeGeneres
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He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover. ~ Kingsley Amis
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'The Hangover' was, like, solid. I laughed a bit, you know. Seven out of 10, maybe. But I made it 32 minutes into 'Hangover 2' before I walked out. ~ Evan Goldberg
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Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover. ~ Jimmy Breslin
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The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover ~ Jimmy Breslin
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My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever. ~ Heather Morris
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What in the world is a hangover cure? ~ Brian Wilson
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Home is where you hang your hangover. ~ James Crumley
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Now I am sober and there's only the hangover and the memory of love. ~ Rumi
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It's crazy in just the difference it makes turning up to sound check without a hangover. ~ Ladyhawke
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. ~ Dorothy Parker
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I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine. ~ Randy Wayne
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It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.' ~ Ken Jeong
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The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man. ~ Ben Affleck
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If arrogance is the heady wine of youth, then humility must be its eternal hangover. ~ Helen Van Slyke
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She was trying to get rid of a religious hangover. ~ Simone De Beauvoir
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~ Dorothy Parker
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He left Himmel Street wearing his hangover and a suit. ~ Markus Zusak
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The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover ~ Nick Offerman
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The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta. ~ F Scott Fitzgerald
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From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover. ~ Homer
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Foggy hangover ... fending off sloth and torpor ... the battle within!!!!! ~ Mukesh Kwatra
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The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, someplace good. ~ Charles Bukowski
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Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)." ~ Kingsley Amis
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At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis. ~ Christopher Titus
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The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover. ~ Greg Gutfeld
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The plan was,we drink untill the pain is over but whats worse,the pain or the hangover? ~ Kanye West
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For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky. ~ Eddie Condon
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Last time I was sober, man I felt bad,
Worst hangover that I ever had.
It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night,
Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right. ~ Mark Knopfler
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People think of poetry as a school subject ... Poetry is very frustrating to students because they don't have a taste for ambiguity, for one thing. That gives them a poetry hangover. ~ Billy Collins
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Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do those fancy financial instruments? ~ George W. Bush
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If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind. ~ Kenzaburo Oe
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Gossip and drama are different stages of the same intoxication… the first is the buzz; the latter is the hangover. ~ Steve Maraboli
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You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative. ~ Mike Tyson
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There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores. ~ Ike Barinholtz
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. ~ Margaret Cho
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Pedialyte's a super-Gatorade that they give infants when they're dehydrated. It's on all our riders now. Drink a liter of grape Pedialyte and no hangover. The guys from Pantera taught us that trick. ~ Sully Erna
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I'm not much of a drinker. I'm an eater more than a drinker. So I feel that I don't have to wait to get a hangover in order to eat these. ~ Nigella Lawson
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One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything. ~ Jim Harrison
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I have never been a Conservative, or at least not since being a young teenager. My father voted Conservative, and even his doing that was a hangover from the '50s and '60s, which may have been an influence on me. ~ Phil Collins
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Post-structuralism is among other things a kind of theoretical hangover from the failed uprising of '68, a way of keeping the revolution warm at the level of language, blending the euphoric libertarianism of that moment with the stoical melancholia of its aftermath. ~ Terry Eagleton
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All through my career I've written 1,000 words a day - even if I've got a hangover. You've got to discipline yourself if you're professional. There's no other way. ~ J.G. Ballard
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You okay?' Nate asked warily.
My fingers shook with the hangover as I leaned across my sink. 'I look like the Bride of Frankenstein with a massive hangover.'
'I'd be hungover too if I'd just had to fuck Frankenstein. ~ Samantha Young
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What to me is anathema - a corpse-like, outmoded hangover - is for photography to be a bad excuse for another medium ... Is not photography good enough in itself, that it must be made to look like something else, supposedly superior? ~ Berenice Abbott
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Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes. ~ John Waters
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Every hangover feels like the worst hangover you've ever had, but this one was definitely a classic. One for the ages. He felt like all the water had been forcibly sucked out of his body, like an apricot in a dehydration chamber, and replaced with venom from an angry adder. ~ Lev Grossman
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Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift ... The hangover comes the day after. ~ Joyce Brothers
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If you're going to be an R already, you may as well be 'The Hangover,' and you may as well be as shocking as possible, because that's what delivers the most return. ~ Jon Favreau
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Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there. ~ Colin Quinn
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The 1980s are to debt what the 1960s were to sex. The 1960s left a hangover. So will the 1980s. ~ James Grant
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The good news is that The Hangover Part III isn't a rerun like the second episode. The bad news is everything else. For all the promise of mayhem and WTF moments, the final episode hits you with all the force of a warm can of O'Doul's. ~ Kyle Smith
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The effects of mescalin or LSD can be, in some respects, far more satisfying than those of alcohol. To begin with, they last longer; they also leave behind no hangover, and leave the mental faculties clear and unimpaired. They stimulate the faculties and produce the ideal ground for a peak experience. ~ Colin Wilson
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Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is like drinking alcohol to cure a hangover. ~ Khang Kijarro Nguyen
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Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite. ~ Jojo Moyes
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I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before. ~ George Mikes
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There are these creative shows, all on cable, that are just so daring and out there. That's the stuff I really want to be a part of, like with 'Sucker Punch' and 'Hangover 2.' Those movies didn't hold back. They really went for it. ~ Jamie Chung
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I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all. ~ P.G. Wodehouse
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I think that-that anyone, the painter, the musician, the writer works in a-a kind of an-an insane fury. He's demon-driven. He can get up feeling rotten, with a hangover, or with-with actual pain, and-and if he gets to work, the first thing he knows, he don't remember that pain, that hangover-he's too busy. ~ William Faulkner
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If any player has a bad game it's there in the back of your mind in the next game. There's always a hangover. It is like a wounded animal in a way, as you want to get out there as quick as possible and rectify it. ~ Rio Ferdinand
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Michael Winter's fiction is a lot like hearing him talk about his life ... harrowing in an after-the-fact hilarious way. Full of wonder and mystery. A hangover you wouldn't miss for the world. ~ Michael Crummey
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The immediate effect of the deficit is to make you feel good, like when you go on a trip and pay later. You feel good, and then you get a hangover. The deficit makes you feel good - until you pay later. ~ Franco Modigliani
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car. ~ Zach Galifianakis
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Mystery fiction is, after all, a substitute for tranquilizers, strong drink, and bad, if diverting, companions. One slips into bed ... onto the train ... into the chair in the sickroom ... and is suddenly transported to a place where light fights dark and wins. When the story's over, one is left without a hangover, without remorse. Can any other opiate make that claim? ~ Mary Cantwell
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Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose
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The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart
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The longer I stay clean, the better my beats are getting and the easier it is to zero in on one idea. Because I really want to, often, try to get an idea across. I can really get to the essence of a song better if I'm clean and I'm not waking up with a hangover. ~ Larry Tee
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Vodka at night. Pickle juice in the morning (the best thing for a hangover). Throwing some kettlebells around between this hangover and the next one. A Russian's day well spent. The 'kettlebell' or girya is a cast iron weight which looks like a basketball with a suitcase handle. It is an old Russian toy. As the 1986 Soviet Weightlifting Yearbook put it, "It is hard to find a sport that has deeper roots in the ~ Pavel Tsatsouline
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Tension means hurry, fear, doubt. Tension means a constant effort to protect, to be secure, to be safe. Tension means preparing for the tomorrow now, or for the afterlife - afraid tomorrow you will not be able to face the reality, so be prepared. Tension means the past that you have not lived really but only somehow bypassed; it hangs, it is a hangover, it surrounds you. ~ Rajneesh
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The Drab Age is over. Color is coming into its own again. Until very recently people were literally scared out of their wits by color. Perhaps this was a hangover from our Puritan ancestors. But whatever the reason, brown, grays and neutrals were the only shades considered 'safe.' Now we know that lovely, clear colors have a vital effect on our mental happiness. Modern doctors and psychiatrists are convinced of this! ~ Dorothy Draper
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Comedies are just never that expensive quite frankly. They really aren't. We aren't doing green screen shooting, so even Hangover II in Bangkok might seem like it's expensive, you're flying over and back, but they're just not that expensive to make when you do it the way we do it which is very focused and I've done it before. ~ Todd Phillips
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I am concerned about epistemic normativity, and I don't think that it is just a hangover from a priori and armchair approaches. Some ways of forming beliefs are better than others, and epistemologists of all stripes, I believe, have a legitimate interest in addressing the issue of what makes some of these ways better than others. ~ Hilary Kornblith
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One reason why I recommend the abandonment of religious beliefs is because I think those beliefs are wrong. There is no evidence that our world was created by divine intention, that a god intercedes in human affairs, or that there is life after death. Religion is a hangover from humankind's timorous infancy; it's time for us to walk upright and unafraid, and to take charge of our own lives. ~ Simon LeVay
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright
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Parents create guilt. That is the greatest sin against humanity. To create guilt in a child is criminal because once the guilt is created, the child will never be free of it. Unless he is very intelligent it will be impossible for him to get rid of it; something of it will remain around him like a hangover. ~ Rajneesh
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Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
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I don't think I have written a poem when I was completely sober. But I have written a few good ones or a few bad ones under the hammer of a black hangover when I didn't know whether another drink or a blade would be the best thing. ~ Charles Bukowski
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Wracked with a hangover I do my muttering over a Black Velvet, a union of champagne and stout. Don't be swindled into believing there's any cure for a hangover. I've tried them all: iced tomatoes, hot clam juice, brandy peaches. Like the common cold it defies solution. Time alone can stay it. The hair of the dog? That way lies folly. It's as logical as trying to put out a fire with applications of kerosene. ~ Tallulah Bankhead
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Americans also seem to believe that the monarchy is a kind of mediaeval hangover, encumbered by premodern notions of decorum; the reality is that the British monarchy, for good or ill, is a modern political institution perhaps the first modern political institution. ~ Adam Gopnik
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Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet. ~ MCM
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I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. ~ Charlie Day
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Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. ~ Carroll Bryant
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It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. ~ Jill Soloway
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny. ~ Al Franken
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I find Anders very funny and funny lasts forever." Samantha ~ Angela Nicoara
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Life before toilet paper was not worth living. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
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being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way. ~ Shashankbisht
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I had a hangover you could sell to science, ~ Bill Bryson
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Happiness is, waking up without a hangover. ~ Robert Black
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Was I on a hangover? ~ Miranda Leek
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The sky was pure opal now. ~ Oscar Wilde
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Her sunshine and rainbows smile was too bright for my emotional hangover. ~ Rebecca Donovan
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Get drunk in love for it has no hangover, but only bliss ~ Rabjot Singh
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A phantom fish, half beaten to death, wriggled in my stomach. ~ Mike Mehalek
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