Gynecologists Quotes

An amicus curiae brief in Roe from the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists and several other medical groups observed that "a woman suffering from heart disease, diabetes or cancer whose pregnancy worsens the underlying pathology may be denied a medically indicated therapeutic abortion under the statute because death is not certain."8 ~ Katha Pollitt

As we acquire new aches and new pains, our health care is, of necessity, being supplied by internists, cardiologists, dermatologists, podiatrists, urologists, periodontists, gynecologists and psychiatrists, from all of whom we want a second opinion. We want a second opinion that says, don't worry, you are going to live forever. ~ Judith Viorst

My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat. ~ Joan Rivers

I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology? ~ Bob Newhart

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'. ~ Joan Rivers

There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated.
Charley ~ Darynda Jones

Few gynecologists recommend to their heterosexual patients the most foolpoof of solutions, namely, misterectomy. ~ Mary Daly

Wanna go to bed and play doctors?"
Chuckling, she punched his arm. "No, I don't."
"Sorry, that was immature. How about playing gynecologists?"
Again, she chuckled.
"I would, but lunch is calling my name loud and clear."
"Baby, I'll call your name as loud and clear as you want. ~ Suzanne Wrightt

Moving his hands down to cup her ass, he said, "Wanna go to bed and play doctors?"
Chuckling, she punched his arm. "No, I don't."
"Sorry, that was immature. How about playing gynecologists?"
Again, she chuckled. "I would, but lunch is calling my name loud and clear."
"Baby, I'll call your name as loud and clear as you want."
She kissed him lightly. "Save it for later, big guy."
"Dick-tease. ~ Suzanne Wright

What's similar between 'Daily Show' and 'RJ Berger' is that people are grabbing me - not quite the groovy intelligentsia Starbucks barista, but the Latina nurses at my gynecologist's office - and telling me they love the show. ~ Beth Littleford

You might expect that the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists would be there and they are. ~ C. Everett Koop

There was one floor that was all gynecologists. They could tell by the remnants of weird optical contraptions- all the convoluted tools men use when they're searching for the source of their anxieties. ~ Carl Watson

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. ~ Joan Rivers

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth. ~ Daniel Tosh

We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it. But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who treat female illnesses are womanizers and cynics at heart. Gynecologists deal with savage prose the likes of which you have never dreamed of. ~ Anton Chekhov

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening. ~ George Carlin