Groused Pigeon Quotes

I bet your mom would let me.
-Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus- ~ Mo Willems

Our desire for these things is insatiable, perhaps because they help to narrativize and streamline the chaos and absence of meaning. ~ Ted Pigeon

My room is now my headquarters. Nobody's allowed in without the password and I haven't even told anybody what the password is (it's pigeon, after my pigeon. Nobody else can find out if you only think it). ~ Stephen Kelman

A pigeon flying with the ravens will start to caw! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

You thought her a pigeon. Pigeon, my arse. That bitch knew everything. She had been in on it from the start. ~ Sarah Waters

Abs? What are you, a workout video?" he sneered.
"Pigeon?" I said with the same amount of disdain. "An annoying bird that craps all over the sidewalk?"
"You like Pigeon," he said defensively. "It's a dove, an attractive girl, a winning card in poker, take your pick. You're my Pigeon. ~ Jamie McGuire

No human being can go on living in the same house with a pigeon, a pigeon is the epitomy of chaos and anarchy, a pigeon that whizzes around unpredictably, that sets it's claws in you, picks at your eyes.. ~ Patrick Suskind

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon. ~ Bud Abbott

It's always worrying to see a journalist take a sudden interest in what you're saying, especially when you half suspect it was a load of pigeon guano. ~ Terry Pratchett

The behavior of the pigeon
is beyond reproach,
but the mountain cuckoo? ~ Yosa Buson

So, you are happy to be a pigeon?"
"Maybe so. But at least a pigeon does no harm. The hawk lives at the expense of the other creatures that dwell in the desert. ~ Geraldine Brooks

What is it with these prophets? Almost without exception ordinary men, some of them with more vices than virtues, suddenly they were touched with fire.

Is it that a man sees best the stars when he is prone? ~ Little Pigeon

Be as the birds" He nodded to his pigeon crates. "Finding grace in how God made you, one with this world and the next. The pigeon does not pine to be a lark, or a cat, or a fish. ~ Umberto Tosi

And then one day she left me. She left me as the pigeon leaves the window to fly in the wide blue sky. ~ Avijeet Das

We often get pigeon-holed as a tough guy, or whatever else. I've been pigeon-holed as a heavy and serious, and almost a baddy, but not quite a baddy, over the years of my work in television, particularly. ~ John Noble

So you're the Pigeon, huh?"
"No," I snapped. "I have a name."
He seemed amused at the way I regarded him, which only served to make me angrier.
"Well? What is it?" he asked.
I took a bite of the last apple spear on my plate, ignoring him.
"Pigeon it is, then," he shrugged. ~ Jamie McGuire

When I first came to New York, I would scream like a girl and run to the other side of the street if there was a pigeon. Now I can face off with a pigeon. ~ John Searles

Hell...chickens,' Jack groused. It was the snickering that really woke me. And the sound of... Elder Jacobs.... muttering, 'Chickens?' 'Kill 'em... bastards,' Jack snorted. ~ Scarlett Dawn

The only one disappointed by the ease of entry was the team's explosives and demolitions expert. "Aw, man," Kowalski groused. "I was all set to blow some crap up. ~ James Rollins

Then put in the interior a roasted goose and into its belly a roasted hen and in the belly of the hen a roasted pigeon and in the belly of the pigeon a roasted starling and in the belly of this a small bird, roasted or fried. ~ Candida Martinelli

Idiotic Lord Blakley," she groused.

"And how many tmes have I said it?" said a voice. "It's 'idiotic Gareth' to you. ~ Courtney Milan

If God was my co-pilot, Yancy once groused to Burton, I'd have the fucking pedal to the metal soon as I left the garage. ~ Carl Hiaasen

Gossip, unless aimed or honed sharp like a weapon, was natural to human beings. It showed interestin oe's fellows, interest in the well being of the tribe. "Gossip was a way to learn taboos, pass on warnings, share the burden fo being human among many so the onus of bearing it alone would fall on no one person. " Molly said. From an Anna Pigeon Novel ~ Nevada Barr

You're a tall drink of half drunk whiskey, my pigeon toed gypsy. ~ Atticus

I like people not being able to be pigeon-holed. ~ Matthew Shipp

Pigeon, your wings are no good. ~ Donald Revell

Don't tell me the Pigeon Whisperer dragged you into one of his stupid schemes. ~ Rachel Aaron

Pigeon," he said, panting, "it doesn't have to be tonight. I'll wait until you're ready. ~ Jamie McGuire

A pigeon is the same thing as a dove, did you know that? Bridget ~ Ann Brashares

You can become really pigeon-holed in this industry. ~ Morris Chestnut

Ser Rodrik groused. His opinion of singers was well known; music was a lovely thing for girls, but he could not comprehend why any healthy boy would fill his hand with a harp when he might have had a sword. ~ George R R Martin

A crossbow?" Pigeon asked.
I left my battle-ax in my other jeans," the man said. ~ Brandon Mull

This is thine own. Thou drawest near, as turns a pigeon to his mate: Thou carest too for this our prayer. ~ Various

A pigeon a day keeps the natives away. ~ Arthur Ransome

Begging your pardon,' groused the Yeti, 'but I believe you haven't the first idea of what's happened to me or the weather in Fairyland or the least fact about the least thing in the known universe. Just my opinion, of course. ~ Catherynne M Valente

Somehow this seems inevitable, the natural course of things. Maybe he's a homing pigeon. Maybe I'm his home. ~ Katie Cotugno

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly? ~ Tina Fey

Where they were going was a pigeon-shitted old bank building on an especially run-down stretch of the Bowery, ~ Garth Risk Hallberg

Maybe she thought of me as a homing pigeon in human form, knowing that I would return, even if I didn't know why. ~ Bain Taylor

He won't hurt you, Pigeon," Travis said. "I won't let him. ~ Jamie McGuire

I rode Sea Pigeon in all his work - that's why my arms are so long. ~ Mark Birch

I'll give you the happy ever after, Pigeon. If you just believe in me, I can do it. ~ Jamie McGuire

Lettering creates readable art that comes to life, displaying a quirky, whimsical nature. ~ Peggy Dean

I'll never love anyone the way I love you, Pigeon. ~ Jamie McGuire

My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon. ~ Frank Carson

It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up. ~ Evelyn Waugh

I worry when I'm not called to save your cute little hind end at least once a week." "I don't have a cute little hind end," I groused. "I know, it's more medium to large, but I was trying to be kind," he replied, dodging the Pocket Guide to Poltergeist Activity I chucked at him. ~ Molly Harper

Don't be a pigeon if you were born to be an eagle. Experience God's altitude for your life. ~ Myles Munroe

You're turning me into a fucking psycho, Pigeon," he growled over his shoulder. "I don't think straight when I'm around you. ~ Jamie McGuire

In the history of show business, there probably never was a straighter straight man than banana-yellow Bert, the paper clip collector and pigeon fancier. ~ Michael Davis

Because I'll be more worried about who's looking at your tits in that shirt instead of Hoffman. - Travis ~ Jamie McGuire

Or a pigeon, or a rat, or . . . I always double-check the leash. ~ Hilari Bell

We place no reliance On virgin or pigeon; Our Method is Science, Our Aim is Religion. ~ Aleister Crowley

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons. ~ Bob Hope

Not kill us," Pigeon corrected. "She was mainly just trying to turn us into mindless slaves. ~ Brandon Mull

Books bombarded his shoulders, his arms, his upturned face. A book lit, almost obediently, like a white pigeon, in his hands, wings fluttering. ~ Ray Bradbury

Dittany hadn't lived in Lobelia Falls all her life without coming to realize that walls do in fact have ears and every little bird is a stool pigeon at heart. ~ Alisa Craig

The guests cheered, and America started a drunken rendition of Happy Birthday. I laughed when the part came to say my name and the entire room sang "Pigeon". ~ Jamie McGuire

I looked in the mirror at my pigeon chest, I had to put my clothes on cause it made me depressed. ~ Ray Davies

Well," said Larry with dignity, "it may give you pleasure to be woken at half-past three in the morning by a pigeon who seems intent on pushing his rectum into your eye... ~ Gerald Durrell

like the instincts of the homing pigeon, there is a vision inside you of the life you want. ~ Jim Huling

I'm envious of the pigeon. It doesn't have a care in the world beyond eating, sleeping, and defecating on park statues. That's the life. ~ C.J. Roberts

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. ~ Bryan Callen

Being a peacock is not the only way to hide yourself, Frida. A pigeon can hide.
Lacuna ~ Barbara Kingsolver

I was looking at my sneakers and making my feet alternately pigeon-toed and then penguin-toed on the bedroom's blue carpet. ~ David Foster Wallace

I Want A Puppy! Right Here! Right Now! ~ Mo Willems

The sun is setting fast. The colors die. They shift from purple to dried blood, from nacre to bister, from cool dead grays to pigeon shit. ~ Henry Miller

A likely story indeed!" said the Pigeon, in a tone of the deepest contempt. "I've seen a good many little girls in my time, but never one with such a neck as that! No, no! You're a serpent; and there's no use denying it. I suppose you'll be telling me next that you never tasted an egg!"
"I have tasted eggs, certainly," said Alice, who was a very truthful child; "but little girls eat eggs quite as much as serpents do, you know."
"I don't believe it," said the Pigeon; "but if they do, then they're a kind of serpent: that's all I can say. ~ Lewis Carroll

Does she deliberately make herself ugly out of modesty or pride?" Brice wondered, watching his wife walk pigeon-toed, run into the corner of the table, and rub her thigh. "It's a kind of lie, too. ~ Colette

Sexual tension is like a ruthless pigeon. Feed it once and it will follow you around forever. It never tires or goes on vacation. It just lingers. ~ Chelsea Fine

His argument is as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by oiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved to death. ~ Abraham Lincoln

I don't want her, he said, staring at my lips. I'm just so fucking unhappy, Pigeon. His eyes glossed over and he leaned in, tilting his head to kiss me. ~ Jamie McGuire

Pigeon racing is a lousy, greedy, and often unlawful activity. One thing that it is not is kind to birds. ~ Ingrid Newkirk

The only thing I'm afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon."
"Then you have nothing to be afraid of," I said. "We're forever. ~ Jamie McGuire

Maybe I only thought I was in love. Maybe I was simply hungry, lonely, a clay pigeon any one could put away with a toy pistol. ~ Henry Miller

In the grainy gray day, Paris overwhelmed her with the scents. Exhaust and piss and bread and pigeon shit and dust and shedding plane trees and wind. ~ Lauren Groff

Whether it's just the career path of doing independent music, being an artist, however you want to pigeon-hole it, it creates a certain type of character. ~ Doseone

People who call me the Twilight girl and mean it. Please, pigeon hole me. That means I did it right. ~ Kristen Stewart

Pigeon-holes are only comfortable for pigeons. ~ Jessye Norman

I am a Topshop homing pigeon! I can walk into the Oxford Circus branch and ferret out the best bits in minutes. ~ Ashley Madekwe

Duke to Michel: I'm fairly certain that even if
you'd struggle in a quiz against a pigeon, you are capable enough of opening doors. ~ Elias Zapple

The relationship between the critic and writer is similar to the one between the pigeon and the statue or the dog and lamp post. ~ Ashwin Sanghi

I like to make Arroz con Gandules, rice with pigeon peas. My husband loves it. It's a Puerto Rican dish my mother taught me. ~ Essence Atkins

So I'm on my way to work and I stop to watch a pigeon fight a rat in the snow, and some fuckhead tries to mug me! ~ Josh Bazell

Hey! Back up off her!" Travis frowned, shoving anyone who came near me. His stern expression melted into a smile at the sight my shirt, and then he dabbed my face with a towel. "Sorry about that, Pigeon. ~ Jamie McGuire

For he was not fond of events, and hated outright those that rattled his inner equilibrium and made a muddle of the external arrangements of life. ~ Patrick Suskind

Pressuring Abby was never a good idea, but unless I laid all my cards on the table, I stood a very good chance of losing the only pigeon I'd ever met. ~ Jamie McGuire

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. ~ Gary Yourofsky

THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING BAD",and Tiny shouts back, "I GOT DUMPED BY STATUS UPDATE," and I answer, "YEAH, I NOTICED I MEAN,HE COULD HAVE AT LEAST TEXTED. OR EMAILED. OR SENT A PASSENGER PIGEON. ~ John Green

Sorry, Toby," said Max, plucking up the smee by one end. "This will have to do." He unceremoniously dunked the creature into a nearby pitcher of water. "Better?"
"Invigorated," groused the smee. "And now I will ask you to kindly put me down and never to grab me by that particular part of my anatomy again."
Horrified, Max promptly dropped the smee onto its pillow. ~ Henry H. Neff

Pigeon she strut on the rooftop
Cockroach he strut on the sink
My baby strut down to Jerusalem
Where blood is the favorite drink ~ Tom Robbins

You love me?"
"It's the tattoos," she said, flippant and shrugging, as if she hadn't just said the one thing I'd ever wanted to hear.
Pigeon loved me. ~ Jamie McGuire

I will. I've never wanted a girlfriend before, Pigeon. I'm not used to feeling this way about someone ... about anyone. If you'll be patient with me, I swear I'll get it figured out. ~ Jamie McGuire

repeated the motions. He was bored out of his mind. A pigeon had arrived at his family's manor the day before. It brought a message stating the Queen was ~ Jenna Van Vleet

I'll wire the International Federation of American Homing Pigeon Fanciers and give them the number stamped on the bird's leg ring. ~ Carolyn Keene

It always seemed to me a sort of clever stupidity only to have one sort of talent - like a carrier pigeon. ~ George Eliot

A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal-sized billiard balls. ~ Terry Pratchett

He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck with a grievance. ~ Chris Thrall

Probably a concern to either a major or minor degree with most actors if they're really motivated to kind of make a significant difference in the business is the 'pigeon-holing' thing. ~ Dominic Monaghan

He plants his feet stubbornly, adopting what he must think is an heroic post. He's just begging for a pigeon to fly by and relieve itself. ~ Libba Bray