Grammy Grandma Quotes

I have a black Grandma and white Grandma. My white Grandma lives in Fort Lauderdale, paints, and teaches bridge. She's wonderful. My black Grandma, equally wonderful, is my neighbor across the street, Bobbie, who's always insisted that I call her Grandma, and honestly, over the years she's become a real Grandma to me. ~ Davy Rothbart

I believe that I'm going to have a Grammy. ~ Ashthon Jones

She could have a Grammy I'd still treat her ass like a nominee. ~ Drake

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy.
Grandma Mazur ~ Janet Evanovich

People saying that you been robbed is almost better than winning a Grammy. ~ Schoolboy Q

I went to Clive Davis' Grammy party and I nearly spontaneously combusted because everyone on my iPod was there! ~ Leona Lewis

I never set out now to get a Grammy, or get an American Music Award, but it still is nice to be recognized. ~ Ginuwine

By the way, I got a Grammy, which was a big thrill. ~ Marian McPartland

I think the Grammy is like the award, you know. ~ Brandy Norwood

Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy ~ Neil Young

My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it ~ Curtis Jackson

It's an honor to win a Grammy, of course. ~ Jonny Lang

Grandma Krazy says, You are the one who writes your own story so, do your best and let God do the rest. ~ Grandma Krazy

My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks. ~ Woody Allen

Honestly I can truly say, it would be, nice, but I don't feel like I got to get a Grammy or something to feel official. I'm cool but it would be nice Grammy Awards! ~ Ginuwine

I used Coldplay's mixer, Michael H. Brauer, on 'Roadsinger'; he's brilliant. He won a Grammy for their record. ~ Cat Stevens

My great grandma always told me to drink a lot of milk because it's good for the skin. ~ Barbara Palvin

I heard about them Rangers on TV," Grandma said. "I heard they get dogs pregnant." -Grandma Mazur ~ Janet Evanovich

I will win a Grammy for India. ~ Yo Yo Honey Singh

When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people. ~ Zach Braff

I would like to get nominated for a Grammy, but I don't set out to do that anymore, though, 'cause I never felt like I got my just due in the business, period anyway. ~ Ginuwine

I've got a Grammy and Emmy, I'd like to have a Tony. ~ Cyndi Lauper

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.
Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting. ~ Janet Evanovich

Grandma Redbird: Honey, you have to move past this.
Zoey: How Grandma?
Grandma Redbird: By living the life she'd be proud of you for living. ~ Kristin Cast

It still hasn't kicked in yet. I haven't had a second to think about it. And I don't physically have the Grammy! So I can't even look at it! ~ Meghan Trainor

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down.
Grandma Mazur ~ Janet Evanovich

When Elton John sang a duet with the white rapper Eminem on a Grammy telecast, rap went mainstream. Massive parental headaches followed. ~ Bill O'Reilly

I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate.
Grandma Mazur ~ Janet Evanovich

One of the high points of my career was winning the Grammy for 'I Will Survive.' ~ Gloria Gaynor

My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid. ~ Joan Bauer

Grandma told me all about it, Told me so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago ... ~ Mary Mapes Dodge

I think cool moments like winning a Grammy deserve a nice little party where you really soak it in and not have to work and stuff. I do remember throwing a party on that Grammy night, but it was work. ~ Ciara

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! ~ Dave Niehaus

The comma, if it's left out, sometimes can be a problem. There's a slogan on a T-shirt going around that "Let's Eat, Grandma," and "Let's Eat Grandma." ~ Mary Norris

A Grammy is really nice, but having lots of fans is really nice, too. I think just getting a record out is a success on its own. ~ Dan Auerbach

Do you have a girlfriend?" Grandma Frida asked. I put my hand over my face. "No," Mad Rogan said. "A boyfriend?" Grandma Frida asked. "No." "What about ... " "No," Mom and I said in unison. "But you don't even know what I wanted to ask!" "No," we said again together. "Party poopers." Grandma shrugged. ~ Ilona Andrews

My great grandma, she's in her 80s, so she tells me a lot about the things she's seen. I learn a lot from her. ~ Akeem Ayers

My grandma told me never, ever, ever to use soap on my face. But I do use lotion. ~ Natalia Kills

In the entertainment business, the biggest gift you could ever get is not an Oscar, it's not a Grammy, it's longevity. ~ Christian Kane

And life is what we make it.
Always has been, always will be. ~ Grandma Moses

Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug. ~ Daniel Pearce

My grandma always said bad things don't last forever. ~ Lamar Odom

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! ~ Chris Rock

Grandmothers are everything in life:
1. If you need a friend, grandma is willing to be your best friend ever.
2. If you need a shoulder to cry on, grandma is there to listen.
3. If you need an encouragement, grandma is there to give you one.
4. If you need an advice, grandma is there to give you the best advice.
5. If you need a prayer partner, grandma is there to pray with you.
6. If you need someone to understand your situation, grandma is there to show support.
The list goes on!!!! ~ Euginia Herlihy

I want to be a sunshine grandma. ~ Kay Robertson

During that Grammy moment, when I nearly collapsed, I was thinking, Are you kidding me? I've always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels. Note to self: Never wear a train onstage. ~ Christina Aguilera

EVERYONE THOUGHT QUINN was watching Meet the Press with Grandma, even Grandma. Lying on the sofa, covered with an afghan, Quinn had simply rolled off and stuffed pillows under the covers while Grandma stared at the screen. Then she had sidled upstairs, out her bedroom window, and down the oak tree growing right by the house. ~ Luanne Rice

My grandma loves beauty pageants, like most of Latin American culture, but it's not for me. ~ Stephanie Sigman

If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens. ~ Grandma Moses

Grammy asshole weekend in LA. Yuck ... The Grammys = the old guard / old media propping up their puppets trying to convince the outside world (and each other) they're relevant. ~ Trent Reznor

I hope that when you grow up, you grow up. You are a pine. ~ Grandma

Grandma, how old is she?"
"Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck. ~ Richard Peck

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma. ~ Gary Mule Deer

I would love to do top of pops as a grandma. ~ Tina Charles

If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens. ~ Grandma Moses

I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by. ~ Thomas McGuane

My grandma has said many of the things her character says. But she was much nicer! I made her meaner for dramatic purposes. ~ Nicole Holofcener

My family's still loves my music. Every time they hear me on the radio they call my phone - my grandma even called me: "I hear you on the radio!" I'm like, "Grandma, you listen to that and you be in church?" ~ Young Chop

Grandmothers can grow wings just to fly and rescue their grandchildren, that's grandma's love. ~ Euginia Herlihy

Grandma was always so loyal and good. She would never have let any of us down. Whatever happened, no matter how much I misbehaved, Grandma always stuck up for me. Grandma, did you love me, or did you not understand me either? I don't know. How lonely Grandma must have been, in spite of us. You can be lonely even when you're loved by many people, since you're still not anybody's 'one and only'. And ~ Anne Frank

I was the only one who knew what she was really like. My grandma was one evil cu**". ~ Stuart Francis

How'd you know that would help, Grandma?

Used to have a regular who had attacks like that all the time. Poor guy. He was an accountant, loveless marriage-most of em were back then-and vaginas scared the bejeezus outta him. ~ Jennifer LeBlanc

Memory is a painter. Paintin's not important. The important thing is keepin' busy. ~ Grandma Moses

My grandma taught me how to hand-sew, so I'm always making things from hand-me-downs. ~ Becky G

A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother. ~ William Shakespeare

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet. ~ Don Ho

Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma. ~ E.B. White

That shooting gave me an appetite," she said. "Somebody pass
me the potatoes."
Grandma Mazur ~ Janet Evanovich

The one thing I could do with my eyes closed is my Grandma's schnecken. ~ Tom Douglas

So, if you have a grandma, thank the good Lord above, and give your grandmamma hugs and kisses, for grandmothers are to love. ~ Lois Wyse

While silly ni**as argue over who gon' snatch the crown / Look around my ni**a, white people have snatched the sound / This year I'll probably go to the awards dappered down / Watch Iggy win a Grammy as I try to crack a smile. ~ J. Cole

[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love
[Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it. ~ Janet Evanovich

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! ~ Jeff Foxworthy

I'm proud of my hands; they look like my grandma's. ~ Serinda Swan

Grandma; it was to grandma I truly wanted to have returned, but she was no more. I could only remember the day she died. The tears mother shed on me, as if I was going to face a more difficult world than any other member of our family. Pg.100 ~ Obehi Peter Ewanfoh

Mom?" Mother turned to Grandmother.
"What?"
"She's going to lunch with her kidnapper!"
"Take a picture for me," Grandma said. ~ Ilona Andrews

Last year when my grandma fell and broke her hip she couldn't paint her toenails anymore. So my grandpa started doing it for her, even after he fell and broke his hip, too. For me, that's love. ~ David Ebershoff

My favorite food is macaroni and cheese that my grandma makes. My favorite drink has to be Vita Coco coconut water. ~ Sloane Stephens

I'd love to win a Grammy! Not ambitious or anything. And just having a really lovely bunch of kids and a happy family life, would be good for me. ~ Bat For Lashes

I look back on my life like a good day's work, it was done and I am satisfied with it. ~ Grandma Moses

I would never sit back in a rocking chair, waiting for someone to help me. ~ Grandma Moses

I'm often a crier and many things make me cry. I come from a crying family - my mother cries, my grandma used to cry. It was never shameful to cry. My father never told me men don't cry. ~ Michael Silverblatt

I had a boyfriend who told me I'd never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I'd fail. I said to him, 'Someday, when we're not together, you won't be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me. ~ Lady Gaga

During childbirth and hospice I'll sing gospel songs that my grandma taught me when I was younger, or something I've made up, or I'll hum. I just play things that I think the audience will like. ~ Erykah Badu

Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got pretty good legs, you know." She raised her skirt and looked down at her knees. "What do you think? You think I'd look good in them biker things?" Grandma Mazur had knees like doorknobs. ~ Janet Evanovich

When you win a Grammy ... you're thinking about you winning. It is amazing. Your peers and folks in the record business are saying, 'This is what we think of you.' And that's why the Grammy will always be, to me, the ultimate in what you get as far as a music trophy, because it is the one. ~ Yolanda Adams

Painting's not important. The important thing is keeping busy. ~ Grandma Moses

I started writing letters home to my mother, saying that I wanted to come home, grandma won't let me sing. ~ Mavis Staples

I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls. ~ Jeremiah Brent

When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said:
She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank. ~ Janet Evanovich

We should not have a government program that determines if you're going to pull the plug on grandma. ~ Chuck Grassley

I would have wanted my mom to see me settle down and to be a grandma to my kids. ~ Stephen Dorff

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. ~ James Finn Garner

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma." ~ Linda Sunshine

Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap. ~ Liv Ullmann

If we got caught being in grandma's smaller room without her or without another adult being there, we were surely in for a good old-fashioned ass whipping, Kunta Kinte style. Grandma Bertha didn't play that shit. ~ Amina

I heard some famous people had an anniversary, five long years together, it was Hollywood history. Now my grandma and grandpa never made no printed page, but they took the love of 57 years right to the grave. ~ Clay Walker

So sorry for your loss," Grandma said to Monica. "My condolences."
"Yeah, whatever," Monica said.
Grandma leaned into the casket for a close look.
"What are you gonna do, kiss him?" Monica asked.
"I was trying to see where they cut him up when they took his brain out," Grandma said.
Monica sucked in some fake smoke. "You'd have to unzip his pants for that one. ~ Janet Evanovich

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary. ~ Donald Glover

My grandma has never been impressed with the TV show [Desperate Housewives]. She was so angry because I was on television kissing a boy naked; she's very traditional. She said: "If I ever see you kissing that boy again ... ". ~ Eva Longoria