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After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Funny Work quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch TV. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. ~ Ellen DeGeneres
Funny Work quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor. ~ Craig Ferguson
Funny Work quotes by Craig Ferguson
There's a funny thing about fame. The truth is you run as fast as you can towards it because it's everything you want. Not just the fame but what it represents, meaning work, meaning opportunity. And then you get there, and it's shocking how immediately you become enveloped in this world that is incredibly restricting. ~ George Clooney
Funny Work quotes by George Clooney
You can't be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the relationship between actor and audience to work. ~ Brendan Coyle
Funny Work quotes by Brendan Coyle
It's funny - when I first started as an actor, obviously there were long periods of being idle and all you want to do is work. So if I ever get the compulsion to feel like I should complain or feel like I want to take a break, I just remember how I was before and be very grateful for it. ~ Neil Jackson
Funny Work quotes by Neil Jackson
A dear friend of my early childhood has worked as an anthropologist in Papua New Guinea for much of her life, and from the tiny island where her main work has been focused, she has brought me many funny and beautiful stories over the years. ~ Michael Leunig
Funny Work quotes by Michael Leunig
As a child, one of my defense mechanisms was to try to be funny. My mom tried to nurture that by putting me in acting class. But I got bored when we stopped pretending to be trees and actually had to work. ~ Ian Gomez
Funny Work quotes by Ian Gomez
As I get older, I'm slowing down and, yes, calming down in my desire to be taken seriously. That I can be entertaining and funny and high nervous energy can work against me as a serious composer, slowly but surely you'll see me be quieter just so that people will listen. ~ Marvin Hamlisch
Funny Work quotes by Marvin Hamlisch
I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies. ~ Kristen Stewart
Funny Work quotes by Kristen Stewart
Working with Chaplin was very amusing and strange. His films are so funny, but working with him, I found him to be a very serious man. Whereas the films of Hitchcock are macabre, he could be a very funny man to work with, always telling jokes and holding court. Of course, when I worked with Charlie he was getting older. ~ Tippi Hedren
Funny Work quotes by Tippi Hedren
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. ~ Michel Tournier
Funny Work quotes by Michel Tournier
Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision. ~ Bill Sienkiewicz
Funny Work quotes by Bill Sienkiewicz
John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning. ~ Richard Widmark
Funny Work quotes by Richard Widmark
It's a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children. ~ Alan Alda
Funny Work quotes by Alan Alda
It's funny; it's a real balancing act. In TV, everybody's talking about authenticity. In order to make 'Dirty Jobs' authentic, I really can't be overly informed. The minute I am, I become a host ... It's a very tricky business paying a tribute to work, because TV is very bad at it. ~ Mike Rowe
Funny Work quotes by Mike Rowe
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke. ~ Richard Russo
Funny Work quotes by Richard Russo
There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week. ~ Jeff Daniels
Funny Work quotes by Jeff Daniels
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. ~ Homer Simpson
Funny Work quotes by Homer Simpson
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose? ~ Don Marquis
Funny Work quotes by Don Marquis
We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had the wrong idea first, and so on. So there isn't any place to publish, in a dignified manner, what you actually did in order to get to do the work, although, there has been in these days, some interest in this kind, thing. ~ Richard P. Feynman
Funny Work quotes by Richard P. Feynman
I am always acting, be at a party, at work or in office. My attitude changes from meeting to meeting, from being serious to intense to funny, depending on who is in the room. ~ Karan Johar
Funny Work quotes by Karan Johar
I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work. ~ Michael Emerson
Funny Work quotes by Michael Emerson
I snootily say I can't take too many dramatic parts, as it's taking work from actors who aren't funny. ~ Robert Webb
Funny Work quotes by Robert Webb
I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life. ~ Lalu Prasad Yadav
Funny Work quotes by Lalu Prasad Yadav
I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or dramas that included a lot of funny stuff. But in my TV work, those aren't the roles that I've been offered. ~ Mireille Enos
Funny Work quotes by Mireille Enos
Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching. ~ Ivan Reitman
Funny Work quotes by Ivan Reitman
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. ~ Larry Hagman
Funny Work quotes by Larry Hagman
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held. ~ Randy Glasbergen
Funny Work quotes by Randy Glasbergen
I've always wanted to work with children, to help people, and to be funny. ~ Kym Whitley
Funny Work quotes by Kym Whitley
I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work. ~ Stephen Colbert
Funny Work quotes by Stephen Colbert
You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no? ~ H.R. Giger
Funny Work quotes by H.R. Giger
I went to the University of San Francisco on an athletic scholarship. I didn't study in high school. I was just there to get by and to play basketball. But a funny thing happened to me when I got to college. I got challenged by the work and the professors. ~ Michael Franti
Funny Work quotes by Michael Franti
It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.' ~ Lewis Black
Funny Work quotes by Lewis Black
Not intending to be funny: I sit at the keyboard, put my fingers on the keys and go. To me, it's the real secret of writing. Put yourself in front of the screen or the blank sheet of paper and get to work. ~ Robin Hobb
Funny Work quotes by Robin Hobb
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. ~ Milan Kundera
Funny Work quotes by Milan Kundera
There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft. ~ Scott Adams
Funny Work quotes by Scott Adams
Henry Miller is a famous writer whose work has fallen out of fashion, but I strongly recommend that readers who don't know his work pick up a book and experience this writer's zealous, crazy, inventive, funny, sexy, often delirious prose. ~ Siri Hustvedt
Funny Work quotes by Siri Hustvedt
A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops. ~ Alan Davies
Funny Work quotes by Alan Davies
But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain. ~ Paul Krugman
Funny Work quotes by Paul Krugman
I'm sure that my parents' behavior has entered my work, I'm sorry to say. I don't think you need to have a difficult childhood to be funny, but it helps. ~ Roz Chast
Funny Work quotes by Roz Chast
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked. ~ Jay London
Funny Work quotes by Jay London
A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious! ~ Fred Tomaselli
Funny Work quotes by Fred Tomaselli
When I read the 'Ugly Betty' pilot, I thought, 'Oh, this part's funny.' I said to my husband, 'I'm going to get it!' But based on what? All my exquisite comedic work in a Nike commercial? ~ Becki Newton
Funny Work quotes by Becki Newton
It's funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can work against you. ~ Guy Pearce
Funny Work quotes by Guy Pearce
I want to be host of 'SNL.' I want to work with Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, J.J. Abrams, Emma Stone and Tim Burton, Sean Penn, Cameron Crowe. I want to work with Adam Sandler - he is so funny - and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. ~ David Mazouz
Funny Work quotes by David Mazouz
It's so interesting to watch Ben Stiller work because he just knows what's funny. ~ Michael Pena
Funny Work quotes by Michael Pena
With its missed lines and falling tombstones, 'Dark Shadows' was sometimes inadvertently funny, but what made the show work was the fact that the actors and the writers took it all very seriously. ~ William J. Mann
Funny Work quotes by William J. Mann
People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whole thing. Without brilliant actors, you will not have a brilliant film. ~ David Dobkin
Funny Work quotes by David Dobkin
What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. ~ William Zinsser
Funny Work quotes by William Zinsser
But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work. ~ Robert Downey, Jr.
Funny Work quotes by Robert Downey, Jr.
Now I want to work with Octavia Spencer, because I met her and she's really funny. ~ Isabelle Fuhrman
Funny Work quotes by Isabelle Fuhrman
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error. ~ Dennis Miller
Funny Work quotes by Dennis Miller
It's funny, in some of the interviews I've seen that were done for the film, some people say things like, 'Oh, I was never a very big Jim Woodring fan. I've never thought his work was that great.' ~ Jim Woodring
Funny Work quotes by Jim Woodring
It might be said that it is the ideal of the employer to have production without employees and the ideal of the employee is to have income without work. ~ E.F. Schumacher
Funny Work quotes by E.F. Schumacher
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. ~ Huey Long
Funny Work quotes by Huey Long
George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work. ~ Bill Cosby
Funny Work quotes by Bill Cosby
The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay. ~ Oscar Wilde
Funny Work quotes by Oscar Wilde
You can film me 24 hours a day and you'll get a very accurate picture of who I am. You see the funny side, I work hard, and I try to be honest and just call it how it is. ~ Lisa Vanderpump
Funny Work quotes by Lisa Vanderpump
I probably would have gone the M.F.A. route except I was a dad at 19, and it made more sense to go to work for a newspaper and support a kid that way. But the funny thing is, that detour became the most important step in my developing as a novelist. ~ Jess Walter
Funny Work quotes by Jess Walter
Yeah, it's funny, working on a show with as large a cast as we have here, your work gets sort of compartmentalized. There's still about half the cast that I've never had a scene with but I have missed working with Terry. ~ Michael Emerson
Funny Work quotes by Michael Emerson
If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you. ~ Christopher Titus
Funny Work quotes by Christopher Titus
Since the 1980s, I've been known more for my TV work, I used to host 'Live at Jongleurs' and of course 'Grumpy Old Men,' and so it's really all come from there. It's been a funny career really, there are people that know me now as a TV person, a comedian, an interviewer - I've had people genuinely gobsmacked to find out I am a musician. ~ Rick Wakeman
Funny Work quotes by Rick Wakeman
Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow. ~ Don Herold
Funny Work quotes by Don Herold
What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there. ~ Keith David
Funny Work quotes by Keith David
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work. ~ Denis Leary
Funny Work quotes by Denis Leary
My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character - I am that character ... It's a complicated bag of tools I acquired, and I've put them all to work onstage. ~ Beth Ditto
Funny Work quotes by Beth Ditto
I think it's great to see how they've grown up, not just as actors but as people. They're still very much the same kids that I met many years ago. They've grown up and they are funny and wicked and naughty and bright, and I think as actors their work is just getting better and better. They've blossomed. ~ David Heyman
Funny Work quotes by David Heyman
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. ~ Aristotle.
Funny Work quotes by Aristotle.
When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked. ~ Whoopi Goldberg
Funny Work quotes by Whoopi Goldberg
Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. ~ Albert Brooks
Funny Work quotes by Albert Brooks
It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it. ~ Reese Witherspoon
Funny Work quotes by Reese Witherspoon
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose. ~ Fred Allen
Funny Work quotes by Fred Allen
I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings. ~ Jillian Bell
Funny Work quotes by Jillian Bell
Just when you thought the mafia novel was dead, Tod Goldberg breathes new life into it. Gangsterland, the best mafia novel in years, is a dark, funny, and smart page-turning crime story. It's also a moving, thoughtful meditation on ethics, religion, family, and a culture that eats itself. I loved this book. ~ Sara Gran
Funny Work quotes by Sara Gran
To work in architecture you are so much involved with society, with politics, with bureaucrats. It's a very complicated process to do large projects. You start to see the society, how it functions, how it works. Then you have a lot of criticism about how it works. ~ Ai Weiwei
Funny Work quotes by Ai Weiwei
For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. ~ J.M. Richards
Funny Work quotes by J.M. Richards
AERIN is saturated with the qualities that have surrounded me my entire life, many of which came from my grandmother, Estee: passion, style, hard work, family, and, of course, all things beautiful. ~ Aerin Lauder
Funny Work quotes by Aerin Lauder
Thanks to everybody who does his work and job well. Doctors, Teachers, builders, chefs, parents, students, and anyone who does his best in his duties faithfully and sincerely deserve to be thanked and acknowledged.
Working hard to achieve the best isn't like running away from responsibilities, so thanks to all the hard workers around the world for your patience, efforts, achievements. ~ Noora Ahmed Alsuwaidi
Funny Work quotes by Noora Ahmed Alsuwaidi
The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. ~ Plutarch
Funny Work quotes by Plutarch
It is important to keep in mind that our bodies must work pretty well, or their wouldn't be so many humans on the planet. ~ Ina May Gaskin
Funny Work quotes by Ina May Gaskin
All I was trying to do was get home from work. ~ Rosa Parks
Funny Work quotes by Rosa Parks
I think you can accomplish anything if you're willing to pay the price. ~ Vince Lombardi
Funny Work quotes by Vince Lombardi
Silence is like a cradle holding our endeavors and our will; a silent spaciousness sustains us in our work and at the same time connects us to larger worlds that, in the busyness of our daily struggle to achieve, we have not yet investigated. Silence is the soul's break for freedom. ~ David Whyte
Funny Work quotes by David Whyte
In my own experience, I plotted and planned my life when I was getting out of law school to know by what year I'd make it to the Supreme Court. That didn't work out the way I planned. ~ Lloyd Blankfein
Funny Work quotes by Lloyd Blankfein
Time Progression: Wasting >>Spending >> Managing >> Investing ~ Elizabeth Grace Saunders
Funny Work quotes by Elizabeth Grace Saunders
When people contact me on Instagram or Facebook, kids and adults, who say, "You're an inspiration. You make me want to work hard to achieve my goals." If I can still do that after I retire that makes me feel good. ~ Usain Bolt
Funny Work quotes by Usain Bolt
Are you guys getting to know each other pretty well? I'm sure it's a little bit awkward at first.'
'Yeah,' I said. 'I'd say we're getting to know each other *really* well. Wouldn't you, Nathan?'
He kicked me under the table and mouthed, *Not funny*. ~ Kody Keplinger
Funny Work quotes by Kody Keplinger
Thank God, I can keep the shadows of my life out of my work. I would not wish to darken any other life - I want instead to be a messenger of optimism and sunshine. ~ L.M. Montgomery
Funny Work quotes by L.M. Montgomery
Having a partner who is your wife traveling with you can be great. We each have our roles in the work and then can help each other out on the emotional front when things get stressful, which they are. ~ Peter Menzel
Funny Work quotes by Peter Menzel
However, there probably is a slight connection between the high-wire, super sensitivity, open to everything and too much, and slightly fragile soul of the artist and the need to self-medicate, which can lead to bad trouble either in drugs, or alcohol. So it's not that there's no connection, it's just that we can't make too much of it because it isn't the addiction that's the issue, it's the fragility of some people who do artistic work, who end up in rehab somewhere or other. ~ Anne Roiphe
Funny Work quotes by Anne Roiphe
It's cool to meet your idols. It's a good opportunity to travel. Those kinds of things are good. ~ Meg White
Funny Work quotes by Meg White
You can't tel me I'm not breaking up with you when I'm breaking up with you! ~ Kristen Ashley
Funny Work quotes by Kristen Ashley
There is a whole generation of people who are going to see movies or watch TV who don't want to work. ~ Bill Sienkiewicz
Funny Work quotes by Bill Sienkiewicz
The assets of the Jewish National Home must be created exclusively through our own work, for only the product of the Hebrew labor can serve as the national estate. ~ David Ben-Gurion
Funny Work quotes by David Ben-Gurion
I will fight against the division politics of revenge and retribution. If you put me to work for you, I will work to lift people up, not put them down. ~ Hillary Clinton
Funny Work quotes by Hillary Clinton
I cried for everyone and for all the scrabbly, funny love one sent out into the world like some hit song that enters space and bounds off to another galaxy, a tune so pretty you think the words are true, you do! ~ Lorrie Moore
Funny Work quotes by Lorrie Moore
There is a larger lesson here, because the book encompasses not just the lives of prisoners in a Soviet prison camp, but every one of us. Shukhov squeezes everything he can out of a mouthful of soup or a bite of bread ... So frozen that he can't even feel his feet, he trowels cement and lays a cinder block wall with care and patience ... Shukhov takes pride in his work. In fact, even though he is starving, he can barely tear himself away at the end of the long day to go eat. He cares about his work and in that way he remains a man. Isn't this kind of pride and gratitude and ironic detachment valuable for all people? ~ Eric Bogosian
Funny Work quotes by Eric Bogosian
The economic tsunami has hit all airline employees. With the 2001 terror attacks, airline bankruptcies, pension terminations, loss of pay, changes in work rules - we're all working harder and longer than we used to. ~ Chesley Sullenberger
Funny Work quotes by Chesley Sullenberger
I knew that I was learning one of the most important lessons of my life: that instead of waiting for the perfect opportunity, I should work toward a realization that every opportunity is perfect. ~ Suzan-Lori Parks
Funny Work quotes by Suzan-Lori Parks
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