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The wine world is so big. Yes, there are styles of wines I don't like. Orange wine, natural wines and low-alcohol wines. Truth is on my side, and history will prove I am right. ~ Robert M. Parker, Jr.
Generally speaking, when Australian winemakers try to make delicate, European-styled wines of finesse and lightness, the wines often come across as pale imitations of the originals. One exception is Australian Riesling, delicious, dry wines meant to be consumed in their first two years of life. ~ Robert M. Parker, Jr.
Wines, soups, desserts, dessert soups, and more wines. ~ Tom Reiss
My favorite wines are Zinfandels. ~ Thomas Keller
I like to drink young wines, wines which are robust and have a lot of forward fruit to them. ~ Thomas Keller
I want to make wines that harmonize with food - wines that almost hug your tongue with gentleness. ~ Robert Mondavi
To claim that wines should not be changed is a heresy; the palate becomes saturated and after the third glass the best of wines arouses nothing but an obscure sensation. ~ Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
It is giving me a great satisfaction, because I had the notion that we could make great wines equal to the greatest wines in the world, and everybody said it was impossible. ~ Robert Mondavi
Black wines have become the rage over the last 20 years. I prefer our wines to be red. ~ Christian Moueix
Corney & Barrow are proud to have the royal warrant, meaning that they provide the Palace with some of the greatest - and necessarily most expensive - wines from around the world. I am pleased to say that they also hold my own warrant, for providing exceptional wines at - surprisingly - modest prices. ~ Simon Hoggart
Black vintners in this country make some really great wines. Explore a wine list and you will find at least one of our wines in the best restaurants. Buy a bottle for your table, and let management know you appreciate them including a Black winemaker in their stock. ~ Andre Hueston Mack
Tending 100-year-old vines, I've been fortunate to craft highly rated, small production, estate grown wines since 1998. A labor of love, our wines are sustainably farmed, carry the story of my family in every glass and are simply the most satisfying of all my personal endeavors. ~ Michael Chiarello
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose
There is nothing in the world like the extraordinary Shiraz and Grenache wines from South Australia. While the most sought-after are undeniably expensive (they're made in tiny quantities from ancient vines), they are huge, rich and concentrated, and represent some of planet Earth's most compelling wines. ~ Robert M. Parker, Jr.
The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart
I like sweet wines. My idea has always been that when you're young, you like sweet wines; and then you get sophisticated, and you drink dry white; and then you get knowledgeable, and you drink heavy reds; and then you get old, and you drink sweet again. ~ Sally Jessy Raphael
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright
Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
Words are, like wines. ~ Santosh Kalwar
No hurry, she thought, a warmth growing inside. All the best wines took time. ~ Ally Shields
Tasting scotch was an intense experience; it didn't have the lovely layering of wines, ~ Daniella Brodsky
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. ~ Charlie Day
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. ~ Carroll Bryant
It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. ~ Jill Soloway
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny. ~ Al Franken
I find Anders very funny and funny lasts forever." Samantha ~ Angela Nicoara
Life before toilet paper was not worth living. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way. ~ Shashankbisht
Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel. ~ Graham Greene
Wines are like women in that it's often the imperfections that fascinate. ~ Sam Neill
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. ~ Jonathan Safran Foer
Goldstein found that on average, the people in his experiment "enjoy more expensive wines slightly less. ~ Steven D. Levitt
Limit yourself to wines with names you can't pronounce that are made from grapes harvested during or before Full House season one. ~ The Betches
Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. ~ Regina Griffin
We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous. ~ Nobita Nobi
There are many wines that taste great, but do not drink well ~ Michael Broadbent
I opened a restaurant that had nothing but California wines. ~ Paul Prudhomme
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~ Helen Hayes
To happy convents, bosomed deep in vines,
Where slumber abbots, purple as their wines. ~ Alexander Pope
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. ~ Chris Messina
... the very least one requires for civilisation to survive is an adequate supply of sound wines. ~ Cynthia Harrod-Eagles
Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake. ~ Leon Adams
Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! ~ Regina Griffin
A true German can't stand the French,
Yet willingly he drinks their wines. ~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Once, if I remember well, my life was a feast where all hearts opened and all wines flowed. ~ Arthur Rimbaud
I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. ~ Christopher Walken
Excitement is not enjoyment: in calmness lies true pleasure. The most precious wines are sipped, not bolted at a swallow. ~ Victor Hugo
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. ~ Natalie Wood
Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything. ~ Steve Martin
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. ~ Maya Rudolph
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ~ Chris Rock
As I get older, I just prefer to knit. ~ Tracey Ullman
When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We can make the way somebody walks funny. The makeup can be funny. ~ Mitchell Hurwitz
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. ~ Matt LeBlanc
Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game. ~ Doug TenNapel
I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny. ~ Paula Pell
You know ... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time ... husband!!! ~ Bill Maher
But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie. ~ Thomas Haden Church
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. ~ Tommy Chong
Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably. ~ Bertolt Brecht
There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake. ~ Robert J. White
Wine glasses, like fine wines, have always been a symbol of civilized living. ~ Alexis Lichine
Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood. ~ Paul O'Grady
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny. ~ Mark Russell
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny. ~ Alan King
I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. ~ Trevor Noah
I come from a long line of miserable people. ~ Arlene Schindler
Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny. ~ Ken Dodd
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. ~ Helen Rowland
Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton. ~ Jay Leno
I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. ~ Julie Brown
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time. ~ Cloris Leachman
You think you're funny." "Oh, I know I'm funny. Unappreciated, but funny. ~ Jim Butcher
Roast beef and plum pudding are also held in superstitious veneration, and port and sherry maintain their grounds as the only true English wines; all others being considered vile, outlandish beverages. ~ Washington Irving
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. ~ Ryan Stiles
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. ~ Tom Sizemore
I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny. ~ Jason Alexander
You're funny.
Funny peculiar or funny ha-ha?
A bit of both, I think. ~ E.L. James
The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label. ~ Mark Twain
My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity. ~ Kym Whitley
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. ~ Jeff Garlin
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. ~ Francois De La Rochefoucauld
I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. ~ Morgan Freeman
I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose. ~ James Patterson
Although there are many trial marriages ... there is no such thing as a trial child. ~ Gail Sheehy
Best wines with character have abyss within. ~ Talismanist Giebra
I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny. ~ Lorraine Bracco
BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW. ~ Bruce Robinson
If Claret is the king of natural wines, Burgundy is the queen. ~ Moliere
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. ~ Billy Wilder
I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too. ~ Wanda Sykes
The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg. ~ Stan Freberg
Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works. ~ Sherman Alexie
Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone. ~ David Walton
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. ~ Frank Carson
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. ~ David Cross
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. ~ Greg Giraldo
You know what they say about big hitters ... the woods are full of them. ~ Jimmy Demaret
This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you're a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen - ~ Cristin Harber
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. ~ W.C. Fields