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But Finn was like no one else. He could be funny, teasing, informative all at once. I was discovering that smart, engaged dialogue with a man is extremely erotic. Cleverness is an aphrodisiac. ~ Jane Lotter
Funny Teasing quotes by Jane Lotter
You're a little bit of a show-off. First you get us out of hell. And then you defeat like the biggest, baddest Watcher on the books, and then you go on a high-speed, very high-altitude chase, and then you resuscitate the dead. Are you done? Because seriously, I don't know if I can take any more excitement. ~ Cynthia Hand
Funny Teasing quotes by Cynthia Hand
They drove towards the city and Dan handed Lyssa a loose Hermes scarf.
'Yours?' she teased.
'Mum's,' he answered as Lyssa tied it over her eyes. 'You look very sexy like that.'
'And you sound really creepy right now,' Lyssa said, laughing. ~ Kate Forster
Funny Teasing quotes by Kate Forster
Every sweet, humble young model is only one campaign away from becoming a fashion monster. ~ Coco Rocha
Funny Teasing quotes by Coco Rocha
A tall, well-muscled blond man drew alongside Christian. He inclined his head to them. "Abbot," he said to Christian in greeting.
Christian seemed pleased to see him. "Falcon. It's been a long time."
"Aye. I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to greet you yester eve when you arrived."
Christian offered him a lopsided grin. "'Tis well understood. I heard about your escapade with the butcher's daughter and your near miss with her father's cleaver."
Falcon laughed. "Lies all. 'Twas the tanner's daughter and her father's ax."
Christian joined his laughter. "One day, my friend, you will meet the one father who can run faster than you."
"'Tis why God gave us horses." He winked at Christian, then tilted his head so that he could see Adara. "'Tis a pleasure to meet you, Queen Adara. I am Lord Quentin of Adelsbury and my sword is ever at your disposal."
Christian gave him a meaningful stare. "And your sword had best stay sheathed, Falcon, until you're on the battlefield."
"Your warning is well taken into consideration, Abbot, along with your sword skill and horsemanship. Have no fear of me. Your wife is ever safe from my designs. But no woman is safe from my charm."
Adara couldn't help teasing the man who seemed of remarkable good spirit and cheer. "However some women might find themselves immune from it, my Lord Falcon."
"What, ho?" he said with a laugh. "Congratulations, Christian. You have found a woman as intelligent as she is ~ Kinley MacGregor
Funny Teasing quotes by Kinley MacGregor
Loki in 'Thor' is the most incredible springboard into a sort of excavation of the darker aspects of human nature. So that was thrilling, coming back knowing that I'd built the boat and now I could set sail into choppier waters. ~ Tom Hiddleston
Funny Teasing quotes by Tom Hiddleston
John Cleese was a big hero of mine. He grew up in Weston Super Mare near Bristol where I grew up; he was always very tall and gangly, but he was smart and used his physicality in a very funny way. I used to think, 'Well he came from Weston and he did it, so there's a chance for me.' ~ Stephen Merchant
Funny Teasing quotes by Stephen Merchant
Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was. ~ John Motson
Funny Teasing quotes by John Motson
The times I've tried not to be funny, it's never worked, and the times I'm trying not to be dark and just be funny, that never works, either. As varied as my subject matter is, I think the worldview is pretty consistent: seeing darkness and seeing humor. ~ Rebecca Makkai
Funny Teasing quotes by Rebecca Makkai
Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen ... Treat me like a queen and off with your head ~ Josh Stern
Funny Teasing quotes by Josh Stern
Left my homework at home." I jerked a thumb over my shoulder. "Funny, it being homework
you'd think home would be where it's supposed to be but no, I need it at school, but you can't call it
schoolwork because that's just stuff you do at school but it really is schoolwork you do at home and
then bring it back so you could call it school-home-school work but either way it's not here and I
need to get it from home and get it to school so home is where I need to go now." I took a breath.
"Bye. ~ A&E Kirk
Funny Teasing quotes by A&E Kirk
I think of myself as something of a connoisseur of procrastination, creative and dogged in my approach to not getting things done. ~ Susan Orlean
Funny Teasing quotes by Susan Orlean
Time goes by at such a pace,it's funny how it's easy to forget her face ~ Bil Keane
Funny Teasing quotes by Bil Keane
Better laid than never. ~ Joan Rivers
Funny Teasing quotes by Joan Rivers
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? ~ George Carlin
Funny Teasing quotes by George Carlin
Have you ever started to wave at someone and then realized they weren't really waving at you, so you abort and go for a head scratch instead? That's how I felt. ~ Tim Tharp
Funny Teasing quotes by Tim Tharp
But - why would she break up with you? Why was she crying?" At this, I laugh again.
" Because I," I say, pointing at myself, "am a monster."
Kenji looks confused. " And how is that news to anyone?"
I smile. He's funny, I think. Funny guy. ~ Tahereh Mafi
Funny Teasing quotes by Tahereh Mafi
Well,Anna.It's Matt or the minivan. I'm not making the choice for you."
I choose my ex.We used to be good friends,so I'm sort of looking forward to seeing him again. And maybe Cherrie isn't as bad as I remember.Except she is. She totally is. After only five minutes in her company,I cannot fathom how Bridge stands sitting with her at lunch every day.She turns to look at me in the backseat,and her hair swishes in a vitamin-enriched, shampoo-commercial curtain. "So.How are the guys in Paris?"
I shrug. "Parisian."
"Ha ha.You're funny."
Her lifeless laugh is one of her lesser attributes.What does Matt see in her?
"No one special?" Matt smiles and glances at me through the rearview mirror. I'm not sure why,but I forgot that he has brown eyes.Why do they make some people look amazing and others completely average? It's the same with brown hair. Statistically speaking, St. Clair and Matt are quite similar. Eyes: Brown. Hair: Brown. Race: Caucasian. There's a significant difference in height,but still. It's like comparing a gourmet truffle to a Mr. Goodbar.
I think about the gourmet truffle. And his girlfriend. "Not exactly. ~ Stephanie Perkins
Funny Teasing quotes by Stephanie Perkins
I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards. ~ Noel Fielding
Funny Teasing quotes by Noel Fielding
Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to have the same meaning to any two people" -T. Walker ~ Holly Schindler
Funny Teasing quotes by Holly Schindler
Do you have ovaries?" Jacob asked.
I shot him a look. "Yes"
He slid down the back of the couch and sat beside Brittany. "Then how are you not intrested? ~ J. Lynn
Funny Teasing quotes by J. Lynn
Lana Turner was adorable and funny. Jimmy Stewart was such a nice person. I quickly realized that if you're not a nice person, you're not going to last in this business. I mean, once your box office starts to drop off, like Veronica Lake, they'll get rid of you fast. ~ Robert Osborne
Funny Teasing quotes by Robert Osborne
Breathe, Cassie, breathe. He has a good face. Not the face of someone who wants to hurt you. If he wanted to hurt you, he wouldn't have brought you here and stuck an IV in you to keep you hydrated, and the sheets feel nice and clean, and so what took your clothes and dressed you in this cotton nightie, what did you expect him to do? Your clothes were filthy, like you, only you're not anymore, and your skin smells a little like lilacs, which means holy Christ he BATHED you. ~ Rick Yancey
Funny Teasing quotes by Rick Yancey
Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful? ~ Hayden Thorne
Funny Teasing quotes by Hayden Thorne
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible. ~ Andy Warhol
Funny Teasing quotes by Andy Warhol
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns
Funny Teasing quotes by George Burns
A funny thing about living abroad is that what might separate us expats back home brought us closer together in China. We'd listen to their complaints about the food, their legs swelling up with the MSG, and instead of rolling our eyes as we might've thought we would at Americans complaining abroad, we listened and offered advice on where to find more palatable, familiar food. For their part, they seemed to conveniently ignore the fact that we were living together unwed, and when they'd pass by our room, door open, there was no strong feeling of judgment. ~ Megan Rich
Funny Teasing quotes by Megan Rich
You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you. ~ R.K. Lilley
Funny Teasing quotes by R.K. Lilley
Tell them to stand closer apart. ~ Samuel Goldwyn
Funny Teasing quotes by Samuel Goldwyn
I always felt I understood myself better after we spent time together. And the way she laughed at my wisecracks and thanked me for my opinions made me think maybe I was as smart and funny as she said i was. ~ Anita Diamant
Funny Teasing quotes by Anita Diamant
Great minds think alike-especially when they are female. ~ Christina Dodd
Funny Teasing quotes by Christina Dodd
If you like being cuffed, I have no problem accommodating you, baby." "Actually," she returned, drawing the word out, "I was thinking I would cuff you." She held her breath. Any minute now, he'd scoff at her request and this charade would be over. Funny, she wasn't quite as ready to walk away as she had been moments ago. In fact, the thought of Brent's big body, restrained by handcuffs, was surprisingly appealing. That fluttering in her stomach had graduated into a constant tug, confusing her further. "Done." Hayden hid her shock as Brent leaned close and spoke gruffly near her ear. "Be warned, though. If you take away the use of my hands, I'll only make up for it with my mouth. ~ Tessa Bailey
Funny Teasing quotes by Tessa Bailey
Funny how you never forget the girls from school, huh? ~ Dave Franklin
Funny Teasing quotes by Dave Franklin
It's funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It's not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one. ~ Sam Shepard
Funny Teasing quotes by Sam Shepard
Apple is apparently building a large solar energy farm in North Carolina. And if there's any justice, the minute they're done building it, God will introduce a newer, smaller sun that's not compatible with their machinery. ~ Jimmy Fallon
Funny Teasing quotes by Jimmy Fallon
If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered with French people, why are today's airplanes, which are equipped with radar and computers and individualized liquor bottles, unable to cope with fog? ~ Dave Barry
Funny Teasing quotes by Dave Barry
I sit quietly and think about my mom. It's funny how memory erodes, If all I had to work from were my childhood memories, my knowledge of my mother would be faded and soft, with a few sharp memories standing out. ~ Audrey Niffenegger
Funny Teasing quotes by Audrey Niffenegger
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. ~ H.L. Mencken
Funny Teasing quotes by H.L. Mencken
Cade studied her for a moment, then sat forward in his chair. "Seriously, what is it about this guy? He's just a rich computer geek with good hair."

Rylann smiled. "I think there's a little more to it than that."

"Christ, you are smitten." He threw up his hands. "What is going on with everyone these days? Sam Wilkins is babbling about a meet-cute, Cameron's sneaking off to get hitched, and now you're all starry-eyed over the Twitter Terrorist. Has everyone been sneaking happy pills out of the evidence room when I'm not looking?"

"No, just some really good pot."

Cade laughed out loud at that. "You are a funny one, Pierce. I'll say that."

"So does that mean we're still on for Starbucks later today?"

He studied her suspiciously. "You're not going to want to talk about Kyle Rhodes the whole time, are you?"

"Actually, yes. And then we'll go shoe shopping together and get mani-pedis." She threw him a get-real look. "We'll talk about the same stuff we always talk about."

With a grin, he finally nodded. "Fine. Three o'clock, Pierce. I'll swing by your office ~ Julie James
Funny Teasing quotes by Julie James
I have to be seen to be believed. ~ Queen Elizabeth II
Funny Teasing quotes by Queen Elizabeth II
We counted 19 missiles that landed in a small area of Baghdad. ~ Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
Funny Teasing quotes by Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. ~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Teasing quotes by Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Violet couldn't help it - she giggled. Just a little. It was just too much. The whole thing. Jay trying to trick her into revealing her feelings for him. Grady trying to kiss her last night. And then this . . . now . . . she and Jay cuddled up together on her bed . . . making out. It was crazy.
"You think that's funny, huh?" He seemed a little bent that she was laughing at him.
"Joke's on me, I guess," she said, serious now. "I get to sit at home, while you and Lissie Adams go to Homecoming." She tried to sound like it was no big deal, but the truth was that it strung more than she wanted it to.
Jay reached up and wrapped his hand around the back of her neck. He pulled her toward him, staring her in the eye as they closed the distance between them. Violet felt an agonizing thrill at just being so near him again. "I called her last night to candle after I dropped you off." His voice was thick and husky, giving her chills. "I told her I was going to the dance with you instead."
Violet thought her heart was going to burst. It was exactly what she'd wanted to hear for weeks, maybe even for months. But she wasn't about to let him off the hook that easily for his devious little game. "Sorry," she offered with mock sincerity. "I have a date already. Besides, I don't remember you asking me."
He narrowed his eyes at her, as if daring her to argue the point. "I'm your date. Grady can go to hell, for all I care. Maybe Lissie'll go with him and he can paw on her ~ Kimberly Derting
Funny Teasing quotes by Kimberly Derting
As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny. ~ Scott Adams
Funny Teasing quotes by Scott Adams
You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye ~ Krista Alasti
Funny Teasing quotes by Krista Alasti
I had no male friends now, though I did have a strong community of intelligent, supportive, funny women and I felt confused as to why they weren't enough for me, ~ Charlotte Shane
Funny Teasing quotes by Charlotte Shane
If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away. ~ Greg Proops
Funny Teasing quotes by Greg Proops
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. ~ Ljupka Cvetanova
Funny Teasing quotes by Ljupka Cvetanova
It's funny. You love something and one day it's suddenly gone or changed or lost forever. But somehow that doesn't stop your loving. Maybe that's how you know it's the real thing. ~ Tony Parsons
Funny Teasing quotes by Tony Parsons
My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away! ~ Rodney Dangerfield
Funny Teasing quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
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