Funny Stupid Driver Quotes

So what happened?"
"I don't know." Another glance to ensure his continued state of Not Looking, and then I rip off my clothes in one fast swoop. I am now officially stark naked in the room with the most beautiful boy I know. Funny,but this isn't how I imagined this moment.
No.Not funny.One hundred percent the exact opposite of funny.
"I think I maybe,possibly, vaguely remember hitting the snooze button." I jabber to cover my mortification. "Only I guess it was the off button.But I had the alarm on my phone set,too, so I don't know what happened."
Underwear,on.
"Did you turn the ringer back on last night?"
"What?" I hop into my jeans, a noise he seems to determinedly ignore.His ears are apple red.
"You went to see a film,right? Don't you set your mobile to silent at the theater?"
He's right.I'm so stupid. If I hadn't taken Meredith to A Hard Day's Night, a Beatles movie I know she loves, I would have never turned it off. We'd already be in a taxi to the airport. "The taxi!" I tug my sweater over my head and look up to find myself standing across from a mirror.
A mirror St. Clair is facing.
"It's all right," he says. "I told the driver to wait when I came up here. We'll just have to tip him a little extra." His head is still down. I don't think he saw anything.I clear my throat, and he glances up. Our eyes meet in the mirror,and he jumps. "God! I didn't...I mean,not until just now..."
"Cool.Yeah,fine." I try to shake it off ~ Stephanie Perkins

Perhaps the difference between a professor and a bus driver is that the professor can say stupid things with complete authority while the bus driver is not authorized to make brilliant insights. ~ Les Back

Stupid religion makes stupid beliefs, stupid leaders make stupid rules, stupid environment makes stupid health, stupid companions makes stupid behaviour, stupid movies makes stupid acts, stupid food makes stupid skin, stupid bed makes stupid sleep, stupid ideas makes stupid decisions, stupid clothes makes stupid appearance. Lets get rid of stupidity from our stupid short lives. ~ Michael Bassey Johnson

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. ~ Dizzy Dean

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. ~ Samuel Goldwyn

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. ~ Paris Hilton

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. ~ Jimmy Fallon

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. ~ Tommy Bolt

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. ~ Jim Lehrer

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. ~ Jim Carrey

Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he's just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that's what I mean. ~ John Waters

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. ~ Terry Jones

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? ~ Steven Wright

Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?' ~ Lewis Black

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. ~ Vlade Divac

Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president. ~ Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. ~ Dave Barry

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. ~ George W. Bush

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. ~ Samuel Goldwyn

New York Taxi Rules:
1. Driver speaks no English.
2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.
3. Driver hates you. ~ Dave Berry

And then I just started muttering stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid over and over again until the sound unhinged from its meaning. ~ John Green

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. ~ Dylan Moran

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them. ~ George H. W. Bush

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. ~ Chanel West Coast

It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid. ~ Frankie Boyle

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. ~ Elbert Hubbard

Why. Do. People. Do. Stupid. Things."

"Because we're stupid," she said. ~ Maureen Johnson

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself. ~ Alan Bennett

I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me. ~ Mac Miller

There's not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so much that whatever makes us laugh really hard makes it into 'Workaholics.' But the characters that I think are funny are guys that are confidently stupid. ~ Adam DeVine

I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid crap. ~ John Green

I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. ~ Rob Lowe

Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders. ~ Jason McCoy

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing. ~ Bill Engvall

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. ~ Rita Rudner

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees. ~ Scott Adams

David Bowie, for me, was the butchest guy in town. Jagger was like a truck driver. ~ Hedi Slimane

I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid. ~ Kami Garcia

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. ~ Ellsworth Huntington

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself ~ Christina Grimmie

A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny thing the other person has done. ~ Richard Ayoade

I thought, What a miserable life he's had, having to hide his religion, his name, just to get a job
as a driver - and he is a good driver, no question of it, a far better one than I will ever be.Part of
me wanted to get up and apologize to him right there and say, You go and be a driver in Delhi.
You never did anything to hurt me. Forgive me, brother.
I turned to the other side, farted, and went back to sleep. ~ Aravind Adiga

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. ~ Brian Littrell

I am a very good driver - a defensive driver. ~ Kelly Carlson

You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity. ~ Louise Rennison

Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid. ~ Ray Bradbury

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. ~ Dave Barry

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid. ~ Larissa Ione

I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn. ~ Kai Greene

I'm not a nutcase. I know that. ~ Minnie Driver

I'll drop you back to test driver so fast it will make your bra snap. ~ Doug Solter

I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff. ~ Shane West

Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out. ~ David Alan Grier

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid. ~ Mark Hoppus

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them. ~ Jessica Zafra

... After this he'll be a perfectly normal human being. And you know what stinkers they are! ~ The Taxi Driver

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a footballer and racing driver, like all kids. ~ Diego Della Valle

And you stupid, stupid woman, stupid for caring, stupid for thinking that he cared. ~ David Nicholls

Just for fun, I'm really goofy and I would love to do some stupid comedy. I'm talking, like, crazy, out there, Will Ferrell type of thing. I love it; I think those movies are so funny. ~ Jaimie Alexander

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. ~ Lloyd Alexander

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. ~ Ray Romano

Fact is much more fascinating than fiction. ~ Deana J. Driver

He wondered what you had to do to lose your driver's license in Italy. ~ Robert Hellenga

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. ~ Axl Rose

It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well. ~ Brian Regan

I'd really like to do a biopic of a musician. ~ Minnie Driver

My bosses would be beyond pissed if tomorrow's New York Times read: "Solid gold tiger eats stupid couple who were taking photos of it with their camera phone. ~ R.R. Virdi

Dear Mrs. Black: On seven prior occasions this company has denied your claim in writing. We now deny it for the eighth and final time. You must be stupid, stupid stupid, stupid! ~ John Grisham

Idle living turns me into an idiot. I can't afford to get stupid. I've already been irritating. I've used up my passes on personality flaws. ~ F.K. Preston

If 50 million people say a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing. ~ David Severn

My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this. ~ Joel Klein

An engineer can look at the data, but he needs a translator from the cockpit - the driver - to understand it completely. For example, only the driver can tell you why he abruptly takes his foot off the gas pedal at a certain point. The data doesn't necessarily tell the engineer whether the driver made a mistake at that point or the car was acting up. The information the driver provides often helps determine the direction of development. ~ Michael Schumacher

As a driver, your target is always to be with the most competitive team possible. ~ Sebastian Vettel

I wouldn't go back and be 25 again for all the tea in China. ~ Minnie Driver

I want to show that theater isn't just talking about feelings or people wearing tights. ~ Adam Driver

There's something really exciting about playing someone where you're given license to be unpredictable. ~ Adam Driver

Writers are so important. ~ Adam Driver

Each driver has their own identity and from one week to another, normally it stays the same. ~ Kurt Busch

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil. ~ Patton Oswalt

Educated: no. Stupid: yes.
And when I say "stupid," I mean stupid fresh. ~ Ad-Rock

Acting is really about having the courage to fail in front of people. ~ Adam Driver

I'm the slowest driver in the world. ~ Anthony Hopkins

We're a stupid industry led by stupid people, ~ Gordon Bethune

'Taxi Driver' wasn't autobiographical in terms of the actual events, but I did draw on my own mental state. ~ Paul Schrader

I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocket more than any driver. ~ Kurt Busch

I don't make people sound stupid. Stupid people make themselves sound stupid when they say stupid things. ~ Brent Saltzman

I don't understand technology, and I'm very scared of it. ~ Adam Driver

People always are desperate to have others acknowledge that they are different. ~ Adam Driver

He was stupid, yes, in the particular way that very clever people can be stupid. ~ Terry Pratchett

Doing something stupid once is just plain stupid. Doing something stupid twice is a philosophy. ~ Dan O'Neill

That evening I rode downtown on an unaccountably empty bus, sitting in the last row. At the front I saw a thin cloud of smoke rising around the driver's head. 'Hey, bus driver,' I said. 'Can I smoke?' 'May I,' said the bus driver. 'I love you,' I said. ~ Michael Chabon

We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought. ~ Bobby Robson

Fast and stupid is still stupid. It just gets you to stupid a lot quicker than humans could on their own. Which, I admit, is an accomplishment," she added, "because we're pretty damn good at stupid. ~ Jack Campbell

Interesting things always come from being really exhausted and really sick. ~ Adam Driver

I think it's good to live an artful life. ~ Adam Driver

Growing up, I thought I'd have at least five kids. ~ Minnie Driver

Pastor is a driver who doesn't respect other drivers. ~ Sergio Perez

Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. ~ Andrea Dworkin