Funny Sid Quotes

Scott still stares at Sid, then turns to Alice and hands her the Scotch. "We're going to go see Joanie today," he says.

Alice grins. "And Chachi?" she asks.

Sid bursts out laughing and Scott turns back to him, then places a hand on his shoulder, which makes me fear for his life. "You be quiet, son," Scott says. "I could kill you with this hand. This hand has been places."

I shake my head and look at both Sid and Alex.

Scott lifts his hand off Sid's shoulder and turns again to his wife. "No, Alice. Our Joanie. Our daughter. We're going to give her anything she wants." He glares at me. "Think about what she would want, Alice. We're going to get it for her and bring it to her. Bring it right to her bed."

"Joanie and Chachi," Alice chants. "Joanie and Chachi!"

"Shut up, Alice!" Scott yells.

Alice looks at Scott as though he just said "Cheese." She clasps her hands together and smiles, staying in the pose for a few seconds. He looks at her face and squints. "Sorry, old gal," he says. "You go ahead and say whatever you want."

"It was funny," Sid says. "All I was doing was laughing. She has a good sense of humor. That's all. Maybe she knows she's being funny. I think she does."

"I'm going to hit you," Scott says. His arms hang alongside him, the muscles flexed, veins big like milk-shake straws. I know he's going to hit Sid because that's what he does. I've seen him hit Barry. I, too, h ~ Kaui Hart Hemmings

Yen Sid surveyed the young villains in front of him. „What you are about to do is very dangerous."
Carlos perked up. „That's fine, my middle name is–"
„Oscar" said Evie. „We know. ~ Melissa De La Cruz

Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book. ~ Sid Fleischman

Sid slapped her hands on the bar. "Good Lord, woman, unclench your sphincter and have another drink. ~ Terri Osburn

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do. ~ Billy Crystal

When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names ... Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn't really Rotten or Vicious or Nasty, so I wanted something a bit more funny - yet something that seemed real rock 'n' roll ... something that acknowledged my ambition. ~ Billy Idol

Sid Hite makes the greatest books ~ Sid Hite

Rule for love. Accept him/her without any conditions ~ Sid

Words were a conjuration, and their charms had begun to bewitch him. ~ Sid Fleischman

If you worry about missing the boat, remember the Titanic! ~ Sid Bolon

If you can't stand yourself, neither can anybody else! ~ Sid Caesar

It's not really my problem if they think I'm weird. ~ Sid Vicious

You are trapped by nothing more than a poor attitude ~ Sid Mittra

Thinking of only the worse of yourself will eventually destroy you ~ Sid Mittra

Bad things happen in life, but we must learn to deal with them and move on ~ Sid Mittra

Every film that I have done has a special place in my heart. ~ Sid Haig

He was like a second father to me (of George Halas) ~ Sid Luckman

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. ~ Sid Caesar

Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter. ~ Sid Waddell

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea. ~ Sid Waddell

We are the unhealthiest species on the Earth without exception. ~ Sid Garza-Hillman

If you wish to succeed, you must believe in yourself and look at everything positively ~ Sid Mittra

Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis. ~ Sid Waddell

I don't see any reason to let law interfere with justice around here. We never did before. ~ Sid Fleischman

The big play comes with the pass. ~ Sid Gillman

My secret to success is that I've always loved good music and people. ~ Sid Bernstein

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there! ~ Sid Waddell

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. ~ Sid Waddell

The question of naturalism is a fallacy, it does not exist ... The photographic image replaces naturalistic experience. ~ Sid Grossman

As with life, so with words. ~ Sid Gustafson

I was the only guy with any bit of anarchy left. ~ Sid Vicious

'Lawrence of Arabia' is a film that anyone wanting to become an actor should watch at least six hundred times. ~ Sid Haig

We'd love to do Pirates for the 21st century. People have also asked about Colonization, and a few others. ~ Sid Meier

Jemmy dipped the quill in beet juice and continued scribbling. "I'll tell him you've got reserved seats in Hell."
"Aye! That's the ticket! ~ Sid Fleischman

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! ~ Sid Waddell

Love ? Love is when you are ready to do every possible and positive thing for someone, ~ Sid

It disturbs me to see a football coach fired. ~ Sid Gillman

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed. ~ Sid Waddell

I always felt before Paul Brown, coaches just rolled the ball out onto the field. ~ Sid Gillman

If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song. ~ Sid Caesar

Adult novels are as ephemeral as newspapers. Children's books stay in print for decades. ~ Sid Fleischman

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips ... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. ~ Sid Waddell

I'm not chic, I could never be chic. ~ Sid Vicious

Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals. ~ Sid Waddell

A game is a series of interesting choices. ~ Sid Meier

You just pick up a chord, go twang, and you're got music. ~ Sid Vicious

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. ~ Sid Vicious

I learned from everybody whose staff I was on. You always learn something. ~ Sid Gillman

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time ~ Sid Waddell

Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy. ~ Sid Waddell

I love Age of Empires and I play RTS games all the time, I respect what they've accomplished. ~ Sid Meier

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. ~ Sid Waddell

When I see Steve Davis I see two letters ... C S ... Cue Sorceror. ~ Sid Waddell

I go back to Francis Schmidt. Francis Schmidt was the Ohio State coach who hired me. ~ Sid Gillman

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. ~ Sid Waddell

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus. ~ Sid Waddell

Maybe I'm too late to be your first. But right now, I'm preparing myself to be your last. ~ Mr. Sid

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one. ~ Sid Caesar

Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train! ~ Sid Waddell

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy! ~ Sid Waddell

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. ~ Sid Caesar

Attitude is the whole thing in football. Every team has the talent and the coaching. Motivation makes the difference. The teams that win stay healthy and interested. ~ Sid Gillman

My career as an actor started when I was six years old, taking dancing lessons. Then I started getting paid jobs to dance at the age of seven. ~ Sid Haig

We're really quite nice and friendly, but everyone has a beastly side to them, don't they? ~ Sid Vicious

I talk fast because I'm asthmatic, and I'm desperately hoping the words get out before my breath fails. ~ Sid Waddell

I like some shooters, and I respect games like Doom, but I don't think it's right for me. ~ Sid Meier

What was he looking for, a prince in fine velvets and a crown cocked on his head? Was it clothes that made a prince, Jemmy wondered, just as rags made a street boy? ~ Sid Fleischman

People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.' ~ Sid Caesar

The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don't have to live like monks. I've only ever met one dry player in 35 years. ~ Sid Waddell

Innovation is more attitude than skill. ~ Sid Mohasseb

When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. ~ Sid Caesar

I assured myself that I'd seen the most wicked block perpetuated by man or beast. ~ Sid Luckman

The function of the photographer is to help people understand the world around them. ~ Sid Grossman

The books we enjoy as children stay with us forever
they have a special impact. Paragraph after paragraph and page after page, the author must deliver his or her best work. ~ Sid Fleischman

I'll probably die by the time I reach 25. But I'll have lived the way I wanted to. ~ Sid Vicious

John Lennon was brilliant, so gifted, so giving. He was the Bach, Beethoven, the Rachmaninoff of our time. ~ Sid Bernstein

I was the first to promote The Beatles in the States, and Ed Sullivan called me first about them before he ever booked them on his television show. ~ Sid Bernstein

I make jokes about the fact that as a neuro-surgeon I shouldn't be required at a motor race because the drivers don't have any brains ... otherwise they wouldn't race. ~ Sid Watkins

Right now we're working on finishing up Pirates! for the Xbox, we're developing Civilization IV and we've got a couple other games in development that we'll tell you about soon. ~ Sid Meier

We don't want any relationship! we just need someone who listen us, who is ready to do anything for us without saying no. In short we just need one slave! ~ Sid

I got this feeling I'm gonna die before I get old. I don't know why. I just have this feeling. ~ Sid Vicious

The Best Part Of Missing You Is, "I Recall Every Single Moment Spent With You."
Bt The Worst Part Is,"I Miss You So Badly. ~ Mr. Sid

He's as cool as a prized marrow! ~ Sid Waddell

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. ~ Sid Waddell

I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. ~ Sid Waddell

In my first story, 'Mr. Mysterious & Company' ... I was asked to take out some of the humor because editors were afraid reviewers would dismiss the book as a joke. Today, humor is enjoyed and no longer regarded as literary brummagem. ~ Sid Fleischman

At various points, I've had a massive chip on me shoulder. I had fights about me accent with loads of those fellers you get from third-class public schools. They used to think I was speaking German. ~ Sid Waddell

What it boiled down to is the strength to be able to say, 'I don't want to think about it.' Thinking negatively is the result of guilt and insecurity... You are the person who makes yourself happy. You're the person who makes yourself sad. It's much easier to feel better when you keep remembering that." [-p.481, "Caesar's Hours, My Life in Comedy with Love and Laughter", by Sid Caesar with Eddy Friedfeld, 2003] ~ Sid Caesar

A photograph is not merely a substitute for a glance. It is a sharpened vision. It is the revelation of new and important facts. ~ Sid Grossman

Dinosaurs was a cool idea, but we just couldn't find a way to make it really fun. We've got a bunch of great game ideas that we want to bring to life over the next several years. ~ Sid Meier

I went to James Monroe High School, a big school in the East Bronx. My first promotion was the first alumni reunion dance. I got all the names and addresses out of the yearbook. It came off very well. ~ Sid Bernstein

I am astonished, when I pause to think about it, to discover myself to be an author of humorous novels for children. Or an author at all. I had a childhood much like everyone else's. What went wrong? ~ Sid Fleischman

The Every Single Women to whom I met they are not happy with their men, and the men either not happy with their women! ~ Sid

Jazz is a beautiful woman whose older brother is a policeman. ~ Sid Caesar

All I know is that when you look over at the coaches on the other sideline, and all you see are guys who either coached with you or played for you, then you know it's time to get out. ~ Sid Gillman

I just cash in on the fact that I'm good looking, and I've got a nice figure and girls like me. ~ Sid Vicious

The new Pirates! builds on that legacy delivering an even more powerful and fun experience to players ... and is still unmatched in offering a blend of genres in one great game. ~ Sid Meier

Hell, I live like I did when I was 35. I don't believe in retirement groups because I don't believe in retirement. How long can I keep coaching? How about forever? I'll never walk off the field. ~ Sid Gillman

It's a form of mental and verbal gymnastics, and one of the things that appeals to me most about commenting on darts is that no one knows exactly what I'm going to come out with next - and neither do I. ~ Sid Waddell

Knowledge is a tree and sharing is the water element that is necessary for the growth of the tree. The more you share the more tree will increases. So keep sharing! ~ Sid