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A good composer is slowly discovered and a bad composer is slowly found out. ~ Ernest Newman
Funny Music quotes by Ernest Newman
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. ~ Victor Borge
Funny Music quotes by Victor Borge
Jazz came to America three hundred years ago in chains. ~ Paul Whiteman
Funny Music quotes by Paul Whiteman
To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place. ~ Jimmy Durante
Funny Music quotes by Jimmy Durante
Alien Chutney is just what the name suggests it is. Its music that is so funny and quirky and weird that it feels entirely alien to the listener; yet, the content and the subject matter is so Indian and relatable, it's still chutney. ~ Vir Das
Funny Music quotes by Vir Das
It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about. ~ Randy Newman
Funny Music quotes by Randy Newman
I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin' the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin' the blues myself, but I'm writing them for other people who have a hard life. ~ Chris Isaak
Funny Music quotes by Chris Isaak
Wine is similar to music in that it's a purely experiential realm, and it's a purely subjective practice. That's sort of the funny thing about wine criticism or, for that matter, music criticism. At times, those are useful guides, but ultimately it's all about how you react to that music or wine. ~ Mike D
Funny Music quotes by Mike D
Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. ~ Ronald Reagan
Funny Music quotes by Ronald Reagan
I think it's funny how excited people can get about things I say that don't have anything to do with music. I made a disparaging comment about McDonald's on Twitter once and people flipped out on me. ~ Ron Pope
Funny Music quotes by Ron Pope
Patrick actually used to be popular before Sam bought him some good music. ~ Stephen Chbosky
Funny Music quotes by Stephen Chbosky
I've had an experience through music that has touched almost every part of me. It educated me in ways that I didn't get educated in school. So we try to lay on a bit of that, through being funny, being serious, playing hard. ~ Bruce Springsteen
Funny Music quotes by Bruce Springsteen
To me a guitar is kind of like a woman. You don't know why you like 'em but you do. ~ Waylon Jennings
Funny Music quotes by Waylon Jennings
Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion. ~ Fred Rogers
Funny Music quotes by Fred Rogers
I can destroy a dance floor. I think life should be a musical. I always hate it when people watch a musical and they go, 'Oh, it's so unrealistic, no one just breaks into song in the middle of their day.' Yeah, they do- if they're me. ~ Zachary Levi
Funny Music quotes by Zachary Levi
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. ~ Igor Stravinsky
Funny Music quotes by Igor Stravinsky
Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer. ~ John Ruskin
Funny Music quotes by John Ruskin
Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political. ~ Thom Yorke
Funny Music quotes by Thom Yorke
It's so funny because if you tweet your lyrics and then you hear it in a song next week, you're like, 'Hey I had that same idea.' I'm very secretive with my music. We have to send emails password protected. Because once that song gets out, you aren't selling that thing. ~ Ester Dean
Funny Music quotes by Ester Dean
Funny songs aren't usually that good. Like Weird Al and maybe a couple of Beatles songs, but it's kind of hard to bring humor into rock music in an interesting way. ~ Win Butler
Funny Music quotes by Win Butler
Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years. ~ William F. Buckley, Jr.
Funny Music quotes by William F. Buckley, Jr.
Music that gentlier on the spirit lies, Than tired eyelids upon tired eyes. ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson
Funny Music quotes by Alfred Lord Tennyson
My music is best understood by children and animals. ~ Igor Stravinsky
Funny Music quotes by Igor Stravinsky
Doris loves Superman as well.unfortunately, she got knocked down by a van last year, and it was a big, long recovery for her, really. It took about six months, didn't it, before she was fully back to normal. She never gone back to normal. She's got a bionic leg now, which made her twice as fast and twice as stupid. You know, but she's just such good fun. But anyway,like she had a bit of a low point, you know, when she got really fed up, you know, with those stupid lampshade collars, you know, that they have on their head. Ugh, bumping into everything, she was walking about sighing. Ugh, like that, you know, and if you've ever been known or been with the terriers, but that ball of energy,you know, and she wasn't allowed to be for a walk or anything. It was awful. So to cheer her up, I bought her a little Superman outfit for dogs. When you get home, you look online. They are absolutely brilliant. You can get Wonder Woman and Darth Vader, all sorts. They're the funniest thing I have ever seen in my. The front paws, the front legs go in Super man's legs, you know, and it like covers up the paw with these little, red boot things on the bottom. And it comes up and ties around the neck, and there's tube stuff down from the front. So from the front, it's like a tiny, little Superman with a dog's head. And then, on the back there's this cape. So when she trots around, it looks like she's flying! Ah, it's brilliant! And she loves it. I couldn't get it off for about a week. It's honestl ~ Kate Rusby
Funny Music quotes by Kate Rusby
I'm not just a singer of funny songs; I am basically, first and foremost, a musician. I'm always recording all styles of music. ~ Ray Stevens
Funny Music quotes by Ray Stevens
At this point, I've really failed at a lot of things. It's nice to be able to say that, in a way. I've failed at music. I've failed at dance. And acting - there have been times when I went out and read lines to audition for acting parts. I believe that if anybody wrangled together those audition tapes, it would be pretty hysterically funny. ~ Steve-O
Funny Music quotes by Steve-O
I never had much interest in the piano until I realized that every time I played, a girl would appear on the piano bench to my left and another to my right. ~ Duke Ellington
Funny Music quotes by Duke Ellington
When you're from a boring town, you have to find things to do. It's funny: I always knew I wanted to make music, so I was always kind of ahead of my peers. I had an MP3 player by the time I was in the fourth grade. ~ Shamir
Funny Music quotes by Shamir
I don't want to get myself in trouble - and I don't think I'm super important or anything - but I think it's so funny that when you look at the business and the way that people make decisions in their lives, whether they're in art or music or they're in industry, they forget that being unique is the answer. ~ Justin Vernon
Funny Music quotes by Justin Vernon
Music is funny. I shouldn't even ever talk about music, because you can have all the ideas in your head, and it never goes exactly the way that you think it's gonna go. ~ Alicia Keys
Funny Music quotes by Alicia Keys
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. ~ Billy Connolly
Funny Music quotes by Billy Connolly
It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music. ~ Tom Petty
Funny Music quotes by Tom Petty
If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. ~ Simon Rattle
Funny Music quotes by Simon Rattle
People forget how outcast 'They Might Be Giants' can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house. ~ John Hodgman
Funny Music quotes by John Hodgman
To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song. ~ Psy
Funny Music quotes by Psy
I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: it is a gift of God. I place it next to theology. Satan hates music: he knows how it drives the evil spirit out of us. ~ Martin Luther
Funny Music quotes by Martin Luther
My studio, nicknamed 'Funny Farm,' is in a hidden location. It's very private. Not only do I create my photography there, but it is also where I write my books and create music. ~ Nikki Sixx
Funny Music quotes by Nikki Sixx
I smash guitars because I like them. ~ Pete Townshend
Funny Music quotes by Pete Townshend
It's funny how I use social media because I don't use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for social issues and I think that's what it's for. I do a few things - I mess around with music a lot because that's a passion of mine. If something strikes me and I want to share it, I do. ~ Tom Colicchio
Funny Music quotes by Tom Colicchio
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. ~ Thomas Beecham
Funny Music quotes by Thomas Beecham
It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood? ~ Eddie Van Halen
Funny Music quotes by Eddie Van Halen
If I didn't have some kind of education, then I wouldn't be able to count my money. ~ Missy Elliot
Funny Music quotes by Missy Elliot
I mean it's funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but it's not competitive like an election, it's the Olympics, it's not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like. ~ Eddie Van Halen
Funny Music quotes by Eddie Van Halen
We are fans of Mozart and Beethoven, as well 'South Park' and Borat. We believe that we can attract many people who eschew the serious ambiance of concert halls and don't go to classical music concerts because of such reasons. However, there is a 'serious humor' on the stage: funny and ridiculous. That is important! ~ Aleksey Igudesman
Funny Music quotes by Aleksey Igudesman
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' ~ Trey Parker
Funny Music quotes by Trey Parker
Every milieu has something ridiculous about it - film-making, the music world, painting - because people who take themselves seriously become funny pretty quickly. ~ Rebecca Miller
Funny Music quotes by Rebecca Miller
Some people have lives; some people have music. ~ John Green
Funny Music quotes by John Green
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. ~ Bob Newhart
Funny Music quotes by Bob Newhart
There were a lot of R&B groups that were my heroes, but the funny thing about my career and the way it went and where it went, at first I didn't really want to do pop music. I was a little bit more into jazz and R&B. ~ Frankie Valli
Funny Music quotes by Frankie Valli
It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague. ~ Heidi Cullinan
Funny Music quotes by Heidi Cullinan
What influenced me was Tori Amos, who was unapologetic about expressing anger through music, and Sinead O'Connor. Those two in particular were really moving for me, and very inspiring, before I wrote 'Jagged Little Pill.' ~ Alanis Morissette
Funny Music quotes by Alanis Morissette
Every day new souls kept springing up [within me] beside the host of old ones, making clamorous demands and creating confusion; and now I saw as clearly as in a picture what an illusion my former personality had been. The few capacities and pursuits in which I happened to be strong had occupied all my attention, and I had painted a picture of myself as a person who was in fact nothing more than a most refined and educated specialist in poetry, music and philosophy; and as such I had lived, leaving all the rest of me to be a chaos of potentialities, instincts and impulses which I found an encumbrance and gave the label of Steppenwolf. ~ Hermann Hesse
Funny Music quotes by Hermann Hesse
Society wants to categorize everything, but to me it's all African-American music. ~ Johnny Otis
Funny Music quotes by Johnny Otis
My mom believed that you make your own luck. Over the stove she had hung these old, maroon painted letters that spell out, "MANIFEST." The idea being if you thought and dreamed about the way you wanted your life to be
if you just envisioned it long enough, it would come into being.
But as hard as I had manifested Astrid Heyman with her hand in mine, her blue eyes gazing into mine, her lips whispering something wild and funny and outrageous in my ear, she had remained totally unaware of my existence. Truly, to even dream of dreaming about Astrid, for a guy like me, in my relatively low position on the social ladder of Cheyenne Mountain High, was idiotic. And with her a senior and me a junior? Forget it.
Astrid was just lit up with beauty: shining blonde ringlets, June sky blue eyes, slightly furrowed brow, always biting back a smile, champion diver on the swim team. Olympic level.
Hell, Astrid was Olympic level in every possible way. ~ Emmy Laybourne
Funny Music quotes by Emmy Laybourne
I get a lot of calls from families and people who have served time and they say, 'Thank you, Sheriff. I hate the tents.' That's music to my ears. ~ Joe Arpaio
Funny Music quotes by Joe Arpaio
Missandei said the Peaceful People made music instead of war. They did not kill, not even animals; they ate only fruit and never flesh. ~ George R R Martin
Funny Music quotes by George R R Martin
If my peers had a significant impact on my music, my music would probably be a lot more popular. ~ J. Tillman
Funny Music quotes by J. Tillman
Hot, raunchy and funny. - GiveMeBooks ~ Scarlett Avery
Funny Music quotes by Scarlett Avery
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. ~ Oscar Wilde
Funny Music quotes by Oscar Wilde
Start with the titles, and then build the music that goes with them. ~ Andy Summers
Funny Music quotes by Andy Summers
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. ~ Rodney Dangerfield
Funny Music quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Before my mom decided she was a lesbian, I thought lesbians were all these really nice, earthy, crunchy, let's smother you with our twenty extra pounds of lady love and fight the power people. ~ Alison Umminger
Funny Music quotes by Alison Umminger
I've worked with many powerful men in the music industry. ~ Tori Amos
Funny Music quotes by Tori Amos
Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. ~ Thomas Friedman
Funny Music quotes by Thomas Friedman
Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work. ~ Earl Monroe
Funny Music quotes by Earl Monroe
The world of technology has made it easier for people to get in touch with their modern muses regardless of the genres that they are trying to utilize and even if they create a new genre based on a mixing of others. The potential for modern-day muses is as vast as individual creativity. ~ Kytka Hilmar-Jezek
Funny Music quotes by Kytka Hilmar-Jezek
Anyone who thinks text messages are funny isn't going to kill himself. There isn't enough going on internally. ~ Nick Hornby
Funny Music quotes by Nick Hornby
Music that paints nothing is only noise. ~ Jean Le Rond D'Alembert
Funny Music quotes by Jean Le Rond D'Alembert
You think batting your lashes is going to get you out of this?"

"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. ~ M. Kane
Funny Music quotes by M. Kane
Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous. ~ George Bernard Shaw
Funny Music quotes by George Bernard Shaw
It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text. ~ Lindsey Kelk
Funny Music quotes by Lindsey Kelk
I may not have written the song, but I could add my story to it. Everyone out there could. That was what made music so powerful. ~ Tara Kelly
Funny Music quotes by Tara Kelly
I'm not saying that I made a film to make young people feel great, not such a simple message, but I really felt that I will not go back to do something depressing. I had to make something happy and funny, and show that there are always many ways to continue - even when you're feeling ugly, or you are forgotten by your parents. ~ Lukas Moodysson
Funny Music quotes by Lukas Moodysson
No," he muttered, running a hand through his copper hair. "No. No. There are dozens."
"Kell?" she asked, moving to touch his arm.
He shook her off. "Dozens of ships, Lila! And you had to climb aboard his."
"I'm sorry," she shot back, bristling, "I was under the impression that I was free to do as I pleased."
"To be fair," added Alucard, "I think she was planning to steal it and slit my throat."
"Then why didn't you?" snarled Kell, spinning on her. "You're always so eager to slash and stab, why couldn't you have stabbed him? ~ V.E Schwab
Funny Music quotes by V.E Schwab
I don't dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I can't remember having needed, I simply accept. It is the most preferable kind of self-insight: one that does not require any accompanying change in behavior. ~ Benson Bruno
Funny Music quotes by Benson Bruno
It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas. ~ George W. Bush
Funny Music quotes by George W. Bush
When I was 17 or 18 and it was time to figure out what to do with my life, I realized that I didn't enjoy anything as much as I enjoyed playing music. I felt that I had no choice: that I had to become a musician. ~ David Sanborn
Funny Music quotes by David Sanborn
A song is not going to change this damn world. Instead of making people mad about this shitty situation, it's going to make everybody happy. It's a false thing. It's like a lullaby as opposed to a gun. People need to be slapped into reality and music just doesn't do that. ~ Chaka Khan
Funny Music quotes by Chaka Khan
When I'm in Senegal, I can't just sit in isolation making music. People need my help. And the Senegalese people helped create my music. It comes from the country itself. ~ Youssou N'Dour
Funny Music quotes by Youssou N'Dour
And before long, the music, the views rushing past the window, my fathers voice and the narrow cobblestone streets all merged into one, and it seemed to me that while we would never find answers to these fundamental questions, it was good for us to ask them anyway. ~ Orhan Pamuk
Funny Music quotes by Orhan Pamuk
The Evil Enchanter appeared in a cloud of smoke. He waved his arms to fan away the fumes, and when he quit coughing, he said, "You've come to rescue no one. Now that you're here, you shall marry me." He waved his arms once, and a priest appeared in a cloud of smoke. After everyone quit coughing, he turned to the priest and said, "Marry me!"
The priest said, "But I don't know you."
"No, no, no!" said the Evil Enchanter. "Marry me to the princess!"
"Oh," said the priest. "That's different. ~ Michael Stearns
Funny Music quotes by Michael Stearns
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. ~ Bill Cosby
Funny Music quotes by Bill Cosby
Because I hate the ocean, theme parks and airplanes, talking with strangers, waiting in line. I'm through with these pills that make me sit still, are you feeling fine? Yes, I feel just fine. ~ Aurelien Budynek
Funny Music quotes by Aurelien Budynek
I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. ~ Kaley Cuoco
Funny Music quotes by Kaley Cuoco
I use iTunes for downloading music, but I always decline when prompted to update this or that new version. ~ Rachel Sklar
Funny Music quotes by Rachel Sklar
I have a lot of intention behind what I put out there. The reason all this stuff I do works together, the environmental and social, collaborating with ballet companies to score a show, the bike tour - all of that stuff comes together through community building with music. ~ Ben Sollee
Funny Music quotes by Ben Sollee
Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months. ~ Joe Haldeman
Funny Music quotes by Joe Haldeman
There are Depeche Mode parties around the world where people listen to our music all night long. The more remixes we can give them, the more interesting those nights have got to be. ~ Martin Gore
Funny Music quotes by Martin Gore
Change is always happening. That's one of the wonderful things about jazz music. ~ Maynard Ferguson
Funny Music quotes by Maynard Ferguson
When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying. ~ Al Yankovic
Funny Music quotes by Al Yankovic
I try to be original in every piece of music I do, and of course I probably fail every time. ~ Herbert
Funny Music quotes by Herbert
Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat? ~ Oliver Markus Malloy
Funny Music quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy
As a cartoonist I do what I find funny. As an editor I have a broader approach realizing that humor is inherently subjective and I don't want my preferences to rule out what others might like. ~ Robert Mankoff
Funny Music quotes by Robert Mankoff
She wanted him. Not in the sweet way of poetry, though there was that music in the symmetry of his body, in the careful meshing of bone and sinew and flesh that made him.
Her want was raw. Physical. She felt it in the palms of her hands and the flesh of her lips and the heaviness of her breasts.
In her life, she'd been hungry, and thirsty. She'd needed sleep. She had never, in her life, needed to touch a man. ~ Barbara Samuel
Funny Music quotes by Barbara Samuel
The meaning of song goes deep. Who in logical words can explain the effect music has on us? A kind of inarticulate, unfathomable speech, which leads us to the edge of the infinite, and lets us for a moment gaze into that! ~ Thomas Carlyle
Funny Music quotes by Thomas Carlyle
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