Funny Mouse Trap Quotes

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? ~ Steven Wright

I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool. ~ Pauly Shore

Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for. ~ Robin Thede

O Mouse, do you know the way out of this pool? I am very tired of swimming about here, O Mouse!' (Alice thought this must be the right way of speaking to a mouse: she had never done such a thing before, but she remembered having seen in her brother's Latin Grammar, 'A mouse - of a mouse - to a mouse - a mouse - O mouse!') ~ Lewis Carroll

Whose mouse are you?"
Nobody's mouse.
"Where is your mother?"
Inside a cat.
"Where is your father?"
Caught in a trap. ~ Robert Kraus

The good times are killing me ~ Modest Mouse

The doctrines some now preach could not build a mouse-trap. ~ Charles Spurgeon

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese. ~ Rowan Atkinson

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse. ~ Saki

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse. ~ Bill Murray

For me, the short story is not a character sketch, a mouse trap, an epiphany, a slice of suburban life. It is the flowering of a symbol center. It is a poem grafted onto sturdier stock. ~ William H Gass

I grew up watching Mickey Mouse and going to Disney World, like, 2,000 times. Mickey Mouse is like my guru. ~ Greg Cipes

Here I come to save the day! ~ Mighty Mouse

Our ideas held no water but we used them like a dam. ~ Modest Mouse

Someday you will die somehow and something's gonna steal your carbon. ~ Modest Mouse

Best friends stick together. ~ Mickey Mouse

I thought you'd say it might be a trap.'
'It might be trap,' he said.
'It doesn't feel like a trap.'
'Well it wouldn't, would it? Not if it was a good trap. ~ Philip Reeve

When the little mouse, which was loved as none other was in the mouse-world, got into a trap one night and with a shrill scream forfeited its life for the sight of the bacon, all the mice in the district, in their holes were overcome by trembling and shaking; with eyes blinking uncontrollably they gazed at each other one by one, while their tails scraped the ground busily and senselessly. Then they came out, hesitantly, pushing one another, all drawn towards the scene of death. There it lay, the dear little mouse, its neck caught in the deadly iron, the little pink legs drawn up, and now stiff the feeble body that would so well have deserved a scrap of bacon.
The parents stood beside it and eyed their child's remains. ~ Franz Kafka

Sometimes life's OK ~ Modest Mouse

Base stealing for me is another sport all by itself. It's a game within a game. I'm the mouse and the cats are trying to trap me. ~ Maury Wills

Many spend their time berating practitioners for not applying their method. We all need to disseminate our ideas, but most of our time should be spent applying and improving our methods, not selling them. The best way to sell a mouse trap is to display some trapped mice. ~ David Parnas

The way out of a trap is to know the way the trap is built. Only then will it cease being a trap. ~ Marguerite Beecher

You're starting conversations
You don't even know the topic ~ Modest Mouse

If you pursue an evenhanded policy between a cat and a mouse, do you help the mouse to survive - or allow the cat to eat half the mouse? ~ Haim Harari

Their version of rock-paper-scissors was elephant - fist, mouse - palm, and ant - little finger. The elephant crushed the mouse, the mouse squashed the ant, and the ant crawled up the elephant's trunk and paralyzed his brain. ~ Colin Cotterill

And so Mickey Mouse was born from a tiny brown mouse Walt Disney befriended while at Laugh-O-Gram Studios. ~ Edwin Woodgate

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. ~ Casey Scieszka

Those bastards had driven me into a trap; Cyclops ate the trap. ~ Kresley Cole

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. ~ Raymond Chandler

Life is no way to treat an animal, not even a mouse ~ Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

I may be small, but I've got friends that make me ten feet tall. ~ Mickey Mouse

Even with artists I love, only about a third of their music is what really hits the sweet spot for me. ~ Danger Mouse

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. ~ Plautus

Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being trodden on. ~ J.K. Rowling

I still don't know precisely why The Mickey Mouse Club ended when it did. ~ Annette Funicello

For behind the wooden wainscots of all the old houses in Gloucester, there are little mouse staircases and secret trap-doors; and the mice run from house to house through those long narrow passages; they can run all over the town without going into the streets. ~ Beatrix Potter

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT! ~ Robin Williams

I was a mouse trapped in a corner, looking for a crack to flee through but despairing of finding one. ~ Danielle Teller

Daft Punk wouldn't have normally fit into anything that was pop on the radio, but they just did it. ~ Danger Mouse

The fundamental problem with vi is that it doesn't have a mouse and therefore you've got all these commands. ~ Bill Joy

As I walk alone in Hell, my mind becomes my only ally, and even he cannot be trusted. ~ K. Trap Jones

The trap that can be ignored is no trap. ~ Charlie Jane Anders

The mouse that hath but one hole is quickly taken. ~ George Herbert

The very things that held you down are gonna carry you up and up and up. ~ Timothy Mouse

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. ~ Modest Mouse

Education is the way out of the poverty trap. It shouldn't be the poverty trap itself and make those trying to better themselves incur massive student debt. ~ Stewart Stafford

When you say 'comic book' in America, people think of Mickey Mouse, and Archie. It has a connotation of juvenile. ~ Mark Hamill

I don't believe that, with the click of a mouse, you should be able to buy unlimited amounts of ammunition. ~ Bob Menendez

A mouse does not rely on just one hole. ~ Plautus

Some people have been listening to the Beatles their whole lives; I didn't discover them until I was 18 years old. ~ Danger Mouse

What the deuce does the fellow mean by getting trap-doors made without first consulting you? Trap-doors! ~ Alexandre Dumas

Too often, we have tended to fall into a trap of creating plain hamburgers. ~ Tadashi Yanai

I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap. ~ Dan Aykroyd

What is the cat?" he exclaimed. "It is a corrective. God, having made the mouse, said, 'I've made a blunder.' And he made the cat. The cat is the erratum of the mouse. The mouse, plus the cat, Is the revised and corrected proof of creation. ~ Victor Hugo

The trap is that you then just start doing stuff about Hollywood, which I don't really want to do. ~ Josh Schwartz

I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go. ~ Ziggy Marley

America has the best athletic programs. Even when the Soviet Union existed, that was Mickey Mouse compared to the U.S. ~ Eric Braeden

Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE ~ A.O. Storm

Broken Bells reminds me how much fun I have making music. ~ Danger Mouse

A trap is only a trap if you don't know about it. If you know about it, it's a challenge. ~ China Mieville

After the 'Grey Album,' everyone thought of me as the hip-hop guy, the remix maestro. I didn't know how to show them otherwise. ~ Danger Mouse

The days get longer and the nights smell green I guess it's not surprising but it's spring and I should leave. ~ Modest Mouse

The more the mouse pursues this line of of thought, the more it seems to him that the cat is a large, soft mouse. ~ Steven Millhauser

No matter how naturally gifted you are, it's your passion that's going to make you better and maybe touch some people. ~ Danger Mouse

Mouse of Billy from the good ol' days of getting the crap tortured out of him every day. Merkin would die a painful death if Mouse got to him first. ~ Debra Anastasia

I played in rhumba bands, mickey mouse bands; all kinds of bands. ~ Stan Getz

A seagull was flying over a beach, when it saw a mouse. It flew down and asked the mouse: "Where are your wings?" Each animal speaks its own language, and so the mouse didn't under stand the question, but stared at the two strange, large things attached to the other creature's body. "It must have some illness," thought the mouse. The seagull noticed the mouse staring at its wings and thought: "Poor thing. It must have been attacked by monsters that left it deaf and took away its wings." Feeling sorry for the mouse, the seagull picked it up in its beak and took it for a ride in the skies. "It's probably homesick," the seagull thought while they were flying. Then, very carefully, it deposited the mouse once more on the ground. For some months afterward, the mouse was sunk in gloom; it had known the heights and seen a vast and beautiful world. However, in time, it grew accustomed to being just a mouse again and came to believe that the miracle that had occurred in its life was nothing but a dream. ~ Paulo Coelho

When you fall in love, your heart will pound so much you won't be able to throw a mouse let alone a cow pat.
I don't think I could throw a mouse now. I dislike the idea of scrabbling little feet in my palm, unless they are yours, of course. ~ Eloisa James

I always thought 'Rome' would change things for me, that people would finally understand what I do. ~ Danger Mouse

Carbon dioxide isn't the only greenhouse gas out there. Other substances, such as water vapor and nitrous oxide, also trap heat to varying degrees. ~ Jamais Cascio

You have to be careful," Pwnage said, "with people who are puzzles and people who are traps. A puzzle can be solved but a trap cannot. Usually what happens is you think someone's a puzzle until you realize they're a trap. But by then it's too late. That's the trap. ~ Nathan Hill

The first thing he noticed was that Las Vegas seemed to have invented a new school of functional architecture, 'The Gilded Mousetrap School' he thought it might be called, whose main purpose was to channel the customer-mouse into the central gambling trap whether he wanted the cheese or not. ~ Ian Fleming

I hesitated, because this question sounded like a trap.

A woman trap.

The most perilous of all traps. ~ Penny Reid

One gets wrapped up in reacting to one's own reputation, which can be a kind of trap. ~ Rirkrit Tiravanija

Joly, perceiving a cat prowling on a gutter, extracted philosophy from it. "What is the cat?" he exclaimed. "It is a corrective. The good God, having made the mouse, said: 'Hullo! I have committed a blunder.' And so he made the cat. The cat is the erratum of the mouse. The mouse, plus the cat, is the proof of creation revised and corrected. ~ Victor Hugo

Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse. ~ Ronald Reagan

He smiled at Billy's friends. "I got more where that came from. Never do that shit again." He found Mouse's eyes. "Jimmy, you hold your head high."
That moment changed Mouse. ~ Debra Anastasia

But it is difficult to tell whether something is an oppurtunity or a trap when you are put on the spot. ~ Olivia Sudjic

There once was a little mouse. He was a very clever little mouse. He lived in the walls of a house with ~ Paul Ramage

Another reptilian brain disguised as a modest mouse in the rat race. ~ Alejandro Saint-Barthélemy

How can you be free, If you don't even know you're trap or lock inside? ~ Ann Marie Aguilar

I have two young kids. So my VCR, like, you kind of have to sift through a lot of, like, 'Animal Mechanicals,' 'Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.' ~ Kathryn Hahn

But what if it's a trap?' she repeated.
Joe gave her a hard stare.'Of course it's a fucking trap,' he said. ~ Chris Ryan

I'd hate to have to leave music, but if I got stuck some place, I would. ~ Danger Mouse

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!' ~ George Lopez

The ugly truth is that no employer hires anyone unless they can extract more value from them than they have to pay out in wages and benefits. ~ Chapo Trap House

It was fine," I said stiffly. "We played Mouse Trap." "Is that what they're calling it these days?" she asked, throwing me a terrible grin. "I have to go give Rachel a quick bath. Feel free to make yourself some cocoa or whatever you like!" She stopped short of adding " ... future child-bride of my only son. ~ Maureen Johnson

They were a pair of white mice, I thought - only Kitsey was a spun-sugar, fairy-princess mouse whereas Andy was more the kind of luckless, anemic, pet-shop mouse you might feed to your boa constrictor. "Get ~ Donna Tartt

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. ~ Mitch Hedberg

If you're wandering the streets, talking in gibberish, nobody ever asks you to change anything about your art because there's no context for people to look at what you do. ~ Danger Mouse

Her life, she realized, had all the charm of a steel trap. ~ Anna Godbersen

There's gonna be a lot of great songs, but there ain't going to be another 'Trap Queen.' ~ Fetty Wap

And now after all this time I finally figured out how to trap him ... I will become him. ~ John Travolta

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse. ~ Edward Lear

If you know what kind of music somebody loves, then you can kind of figure out why they do what they do. ~ Danger Mouse

There is no such thing as a value trap. There are investing mistakes. ~ Mohnish Pabrai

I watched myself put my paw in the bear trap on that one because there was this clause about leaving members. ~ Elliott Smith

In the end, I think musicians know that getting up in the morning and making music you love doesn't necessarily mean that you deserve billions of dollars or worship from anybody. ~ Danger Mouse

I do everything I think possible or acceptable to escape from this trap. ~ Jacques Derrida