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I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away. ~ Norm MacDonald
Funny Guys quotes by Norm MacDonald
Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all. ~ Katie Aselton
Funny Guys quotes by Katie Aselton
She's also wearing pants now.
Because I'm a dick. ~ Ashley Jade
Funny Guys quotes by Ashley Jade
Alec licked his spoon, then set it on the table and popped his drink open. "Okay, I may be breaking some kind of girl bonding rule or something, but can I offer you a guy's perspective on this?"
I frowned, my spoon halfway to my mouth. "Is this gonna make me want to hit you?"
He shrugged. "Maybe. But it's the truth. Here goes: kissing back is an instinct. Unless the girl smells like a sewer or has tentacles feeling you up independently, a guy's first instinct is to kiss back. That's how it works. What's important is how long that kissing back lasted. So ... how long? ~ Rachel Vincent
Funny Guys quotes by Rachel Vincent
Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does? ~ Amy Schumer
Funny Guys quotes by Amy Schumer
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, ~ Eugene Levy
Funny Guys quotes by Eugene Levy
Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit. ~ Cyn Balog
Funny Guys quotes by Cyn Balog
I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too. ~ Laura Prepon
Funny Guys quotes by Laura Prepon
Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.


-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain ~ Ashley Jade
Funny Guys quotes by Ashley Jade
I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. ~ LeBron James
Funny Guys quotes by LeBron James
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. ~ Will Ferrell
Funny Guys quotes by Will Ferrell
In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy. ~ Maura Tierney
Funny Guys quotes by Maura Tierney
I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't do anything funny. And I don't like books where there's a rough-and-tumble boy and a really clever, snotty girl. That's just not my experience with teenagers. ~ Patrick Ness
Funny Guys quotes by Patrick Ness
There are a lot of funny women in my life. I never understand those movies where there's eight funny guys and two women who don't have any opinion or humour. ~ Melissa McCarthy
Funny Guys quotes by Melissa McCarthy
I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. ~ Megan Fox
Funny Guys quotes by Megan Fox
I worked in a paper mill all my adult life and there were a lot of funny guys there. So you pick up on that. Even though something really bad might have happened to somebody you can still make a joke out of it. ~ Donald Ray Pollock
Funny Guys quotes by Donald Ray Pollock
I think the guys that get to the All-Star Game deserve a lot of credit. They deserve their opportunity to get out there and let the baseball fandom see them. ~ Tony La Russa
Funny Guys quotes by Tony La Russa
On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. ~ Walter Moers
Funny Guys quotes by Walter Moers
Well, then, Otter, of course I don't like Bundt cake. It has eggs in it. Baby chicken eggs. You don't see chickens standing outside of maternity wards waiting to get our babies to make their Bundt cake, do you? ~ T.J. Klune
Funny Guys quotes by T.J. Klune
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life? ~ Natasha Leggero
Funny Guys quotes by Natasha Leggero
Norwegian racism is always a kind of racism that is not prepared to accept it being qualified as such. Because we're the good guys, and racism is what bad people do. ~ Michael Booth
Funny Guys quotes by Michael Booth
Oh, Rusty, why did you let her in?" Angela said. "We could have just lain down on the floor until she went away. We could've had a nice floor nap." "Have you guys eaten?" Kami asked. "I'm starving." "Cooking is so much trouble," Rusty said mournfully. "You could order in," Kami suggested. "Delivery people are so annoying," Angela responded. ~ Sarah Rees Brennan
Funny Guys quotes by Sarah Rees Brennan
Funny, she had always thought that thin, bespectacled, intellectual types like Brian attracted her. Lora had to smile at her own naivete. Who would have guessed that she, Lora Harding, would buckle at the knees over a hunk of male beef? ~ Karen Robards
Funny Guys quotes by Karen Robards
Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you ~ Random
Funny Guys quotes by Random
Perhaps it was his wife who mainly made him laugh, for there are people who can make us laugh even when they don't intend to, largely because their very presence pleases us, and so it's easy enough to set us off, simply seeing them and being in their company and hearing them is all it takes, even if they're not saying anything very extraordinary or are even deliberately spouting nonsense, which we nevertheless find funny. ~ Javier Marias
Funny Guys quotes by Javier Marias
I've seen people who don't have deals get features from people that labels can't even get features from, because you gotta show face and be in-tune with these guys who still have that independent mind set as far how you hustle yourself. Because they only really care at the end of the day about the dollas. ~ Kid Ink
Funny Guys quotes by Kid Ink
You find the most important things in life suddenly. And it's almost funny how ordinary those extraordinary moments feel. ~ Sonali Dev
Funny Guys quotes by Sonali Dev
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. ~ Rodney Dangerfield
Funny Guys quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
My uncles were all funny. My dad wasn't funny, but my uncles were all funny. Now I go back and I like him better than them, they were manipulative funny. ~ Louis C.K.
Funny Guys quotes by Louis C.K.
The gummy bears tattoo was my idea. It's my son's favorite candy. The sketch was my other son's idea. It's a self-portrait of himself. I just showed the artist his sketch and had him tattoo it on my forearm. It looks like a stick person with big hair. It's pretty funny. ~ Prince Fielder
Funny Guys quotes by Prince Fielder
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. ~ Carrie Fisher
Funny Guys quotes by Carrie Fisher
A lady named Maude let me in the back,' he said. 'She's a firecracker, that one. Told me she's knitting trivets as a wild change of pace from scarves. If you're keeping score, that means changing from a rectangle all the way to a square. ~ Heather Cocks
Funny Guys quotes by Heather Cocks
The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs. ~ Jean Little
Funny Guys quotes by Jean Little
If we lose this war, I'll just start another in my wife's name. ~ Moshe Dayan
Funny Guys quotes by Moshe Dayan
You need to be silly to be funny. ~ William Shatner
Funny Guys quotes by William Shatner
The only problem with your dream of a prosperous Nicaragua is that guys like me will never let it happen. ~ Tony Hayden
Funny Guys quotes by Tony Hayden
He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want ... ~ Kristen Schaal
Funny Guys quotes by Kristen Schaal
Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm."
"Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Funny Guys quotes by Brandon Sanderson
There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs yelling "HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?" ~ Dave Barry
Funny Guys quotes by Dave Barry
Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile. ~ Dov Davidoff
Funny Guys quotes by Dov Davidoff
Do you guys remember that woman who disappeared a few years ago, Chandra Levy? Do you remember her? I found this fascinating. Apparently, the day she disappeared, she had gone on her computer, and the last website she ever visited was an online map of the park where her body was found. That's true. I just hope that if I ever disappear, people don't look for me based on the last websites I visited. ~ Christian Finnegan
Funny Guys quotes by Christian Finnegan
You know what your trouble is? You're the kind who
always reads the handbook. Anything people build,
any kind of technology, it's going to have some specific
purpose. It's for doing something that somebody already
understands. But if it's new technology, it'll open
areas nobody's ever thought of before. You read the manual,
man, and you won't play around with it, not the same way.
And you get all funny when somebody else uses it to do
something you never thought of. ~ William Gibson
Funny Guys quotes by William Gibson
You can be a lot more subtle on TV, which is funny because I feel like TV is known for being the opposite of that. The thing we experience in life is that things are not overly dramatic, and things often happen in really small ways. ~ Jay Duplass
Funny Guys quotes by Jay Duplass
The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt ~ Darynda Jones
Funny Guys quotes by Darynda Jones
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper till you get the answer. ~ Carl Sandburg
Funny Guys quotes by Carl Sandburg
Clubs rattled behind them. Skeet Cooper rubbed the corner of his mouth with his thumb and rose from the bench. "Looks like Kenny's caddy's here."
Dallie lifted an eyebrow as his son stepped up on the tee carrying Kenny's bag.
Ted smiled. "Sorry I'm late. Mom made me eat breakfast. Then she started fussing with my hair, don't ask me why."
Dallie took the driver Skeet handed him. "Funny you didn't mention that you were going to caddy for Kenny today."
"Must have forgot." Ted smiled and shifted the bag. "I told Skeet."
Dallie shot Skeet an annoyed look that didn't bother Skeet one bit. Kenny gestured toward the tee. "Be my guest. I believe in showing respect for the elderly and the infirm. ~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Funny Guys quotes by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Like the garlic mustard in my garden and the roses on my fence, love has a funny way of blooming after years of being buried. ~ Sarah Strohmeyer
Funny Guys quotes by Sarah Strohmeyer
Without editors planning assignments and copy editors fixing mistakes, reporters quickly deteriorate into underwear guys writing blogs from their den. ~ George Vecsey
Funny Guys quotes by George Vecsey
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