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Wilkie got a bigger popular vote than FDR did, which of course meant nothing but it scared FDR. Hell, ~ Harry Homewood
FDR's job results were, to put it politely, disturbing. ~ Amity Shlaes
FDR's struggle with illness and subsequent metal-filled life are remarkably similar to the story of another great leader who was part robot: Iron Man. FDR, much like Tony Stark, was cocky and arrogant before his life-changing diagnosis, but the years of suffering changed all of that, and he emerged more humble, more fearless, and ready to defend America. Also, FDR wore iron braces and used a wheelchair, which, for the purposes of this comparison, is exactly like a well-armed robot suit. ~ Daniel O'Brien
FDR created today's 30 percent coalition. Obama wants to finish the job by turning it into a permanent ruling majority. There's nothing new about the Obama Narrative. It is the FDR Narrative on steroids. It is intended to lead to greater statism and political gain. ~ Arthur C. Brooks
Well, in Washington, this is a very hard time for Eleanor and Franklin. This is when Lucy Mercer first appears. And Lucy Mercer is Eleanor Roosevelt's own secretary. Very beautiful young woman, not unlike Eleanor Roosevelt: tall, blonde, thick haired. And FDR is having an affair with her, which Eleanor Roosevelt finds out when FDR returns from Europe in 1918 with the famous flu of 1918. ~ Blanche Wiesen Cook
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose
Irwin F. Gellman's Secret Affairs: FDR, Cordell Hull, and Sumner Welles, ~ Larry Kramer
The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart
If Obama learned one thing from FDR, it was that every socialist needs his foot soldiers. ~ Ben Shapiro
Don't ever let anyone tell you that history doesn't repeat. For 70 years, liberals have been spinning the yarn that FDR's New Deal, despite all the evidence that it exacerbated and prolonged the Great Depression, quickened our economic recovery. Indeed, I remember scratching my head when one of my college history professors in the 1970s tried to convince us of that theory and its corollary - an even better howler - that FDR was actually a conservative, because if he hadn't implemented his socialist programs, the republic would have died right there. ~ David Limbaugh
Returning to Washington,FDR declared that Yalta Conference had put and end to the kind of balance-of-power divisions that had long marred global politics. His assessment echoed Woodrow Wilson's idealistic and equally inaccurate claims at the end of World War I. In London, Churchill told his cabinet that "poor Chamberlain believed he could trust Hitler. He was wrong. But I don't think I'm wrong about Stalin." Soviet-British friendship, Churchill maintained, "would continue as long as Stalin was in charge. ~ Madeleine K. Albright
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright
Don't leave FDR-1 behind, I think to my fox.
Madox cocks his head like, Seriously, the damn iguana? ~ Victoria Scott
Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
Thurmond - same thing. Kennedy, Eisenhower, Clinton ... all men of power, and the power went right to their pants. Even FDR fooled around. This ~ Billy Crystal
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. ~ Charlie Day
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. ~ Carroll Bryant
It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. ~ Jill Soloway
If facts are inconvenient, well, damn those who live and work with facts. ~ David Brin
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny. ~ Al Franken
I find Anders very funny and funny lasts forever." Samantha ~ Angela Nicoara
Life before toilet paper was not worth living. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way. ~ Shashankbisht
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. ~ Jonathan Safran Foer
When Franklin says yes, yes, yes, he isn't agreeing with you. He's just listening to you. ~ Gore Vidal
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, for his part, was less than enthralled with his wife's alliance with the NAACP, and the White House attempted to maintain a distance between the president and Eleanor's activism on behalf of blacks. Marshall himself had felt the president's chill when Attorney General Francis Biddle phoned FDR to discuss the NAACP's involvement in a race case in Virginia. At Biddle's instruction, Marshall picked up an extension phone to listen in, only to hear FDR exclaim, "I warned you not to call me again about any of Eleanor's niggers. Call me one more time and you are fired." Marshall later recalled, "The President only said 'nigger' once, but once was enough for me. ~ Gilbert King
Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. ~ Regina Griffin
We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous. ~ Nobita Nobi
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~ Helen Hayes
I came to Washington to work for God, FDR, and the millions of forgotten, plain common workingmen. ~ Frances Perkins
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. ~ Chris Messina
Things sure have changed. FDR tried to calm us: "Nothing to fear but fear itself." Now politicians encourage the jitters. Panic is the new patriotism. "Today's Threat Level: Duck! ~ Tim Dorsey
Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! ~ Regina Griffin
was an eighth cousin of Churchill, and a sixth cousin, once removed, of FDR - and three of World War II's great leaders were thus linked by American intermarriages. ~ William Manchester
I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. ~ Christopher Walken
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. ~ Natalie Wood
Hitler didn't snub me - it was FDR who snubbed me. The president didn't even send me a telegram. ~ Jesse Owens
Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything. ~ Steve Martin
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. ~ Maya Rudolph
As I get older, I just prefer to knit. ~ Tracey Ullman
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ~ Chris Rock
When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We can make the way somebody walks funny. The makeup can be funny. ~ Mitchell Hurwitz
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. ~ Matt LeBlanc
Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game. ~ Doug TenNapel
I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny. ~ Paula Pell
But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie. ~ Thomas Haden Church
You know ... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time ... husband!!! ~ Bill Maher
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. ~ Tommy Chong
There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake. ~ Robert J. White
Apparently, FDR had a sign on his desk that read: "Let unconquerable gladness dwell." Our search to know what's on God's mind ends in the discovery of this same unconquerable gladness. ~ Greg Boyle
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny. ~ Mark Russell
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny. ~ Alan King
Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood. ~ Paul O'Grady
I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. ~ Trevor Noah
I come from a long line of miserable people. ~ Arlene Schindler
Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny. ~ Ken Dodd
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. ~ Helen Rowland
Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton. ~ Jay Leno
I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. ~ Julie Brown
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time. ~ Cloris Leachman
You think you're funny." "Oh, I know I'm funny. Unappreciated, but funny. ~ Jim Butcher
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. ~ Ryan Stiles
The Founding Fathers are always spinning in their graves over something, as is Ronald Reagan, or FDR. Edward R. Murrow is a perennial grave spinner in the news business (though in fact, Murrow was cremated). ~ Mark Leibovich
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. ~ Tom Sizemore
I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny. ~ Jason Alexander
You're funny.
Funny peculiar or funny ha-ha?
A bit of both, I think. ~ E.L. James
My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity. ~ Kym Whitley
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. ~ Jeff Garlin
Early survey researchers noted in 1936 that 83% of Republicans believed that Franklin Delano Roosevelt's policies were leading the country down the road to dictatorship, a view shared by only 9% Democrats. ~ Bradley Palmquist
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. ~ Francois De La Rochefoucauld
I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. ~ Morgan Freeman
I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose. ~ James Patterson
Although there are many trial marriages ... there is no such thing as a trial child. ~ Gail Sheehy
I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny. ~ Lorraine Bracco
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. ~ Billy Wilder
I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too. ~ Wanda Sykes
The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg. ~ Stan Freberg
Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works. ~ Sherman Alexie
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. ~ Frank Carson
Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone. ~ David Walton
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. ~ David Cross
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. ~ Greg Giraldo
You know what they say about big hitters ... the woods are full of them. ~ Jimmy Demaret
This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you're a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen - ~ Cristin Harber
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. ~ W.C. Fields
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. ~ Steven Wright
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me. ~ Auliq Ice
I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them. ~ Whoopi Goldberg
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ~ Steve Martin
There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time. ~ Marsha Thomason
I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny. ~ Mila Kunis
Funny is funny is funny. ~ Bob Newhart
I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. ~ Steve Zahn
I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans. ~ Mike Birbiglia
When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny. ~ Michael Keaton
No lover ever studied every whim of his mistress as I did those of President Roosevelt. ~ Winston S. Churchill
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences. ~ Joan Rivers
To cut 1930s jobless, FDR taxed corps and rich. Govt used money to hire many millions. Worked then; would now again. Why no debate on that? ~ Richard D. Wolff
The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. ~ Steve Coogan
I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.' ~ Paul Feig