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I made a sudden decision. "and my dog has followed me from town and cought up with us here. I left him with friends, but he must have chewed his rope. here, boy, come to heel."
I'll chew your heel off for you, Nighteyes offerd savagely, but he came, following me out into the cleared yard.
"Damn big dog," Nick observed. He leaned forward. "looks more than half a wolf to me."
"Some in Farrow have told me that. It's a buck breed. We use them for harding sheep."
You will pay for this. I promise you.
In answer I leaned down to pat his shoulder and then scratch his ears. Wag your tail, Nighteyes.
"He's a loyal old dog. I should have known he wouldn't be left behind."
The things i endure for you. He wagged his tail. Once. ~ Robin Hobb
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Robin Hobb
A wolf is clever-clever-clever, and they are as faithful as a debt unpaid. ~ Tad Williams
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Tad Williams
Don't you have a house to blow down? ~ Angela Parkhurst
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Angela Parkhurst
:She still didn't have to lock you in a box,: said the wolf, emerging from Cricket's thoughts. :If she does that again, I will eat her.:
Cricket laughed. :You wouldn't do that.:
:No, I would not. But as your companion and protector, I must bristle and play the part.: ~ Ash Gray
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Ash Gray
Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary. ~ Patricia Briggs
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Patricia Briggs
He moved forward cautiously. He circled it, sniffed it, whapped it with a paw. Then he found the product tag and stared at it for a minute. Turning toward her, he lifted a lip in something that might have been a sneer.
"I know it says it's a dog bed, but I'm sure a Wolf can use it," Meg said.
Nothing but grumbly sounds from the Wolf.
"Fine. If you want to lie on a cold, hard floor instead of something comfy and warm just because Wolf is spelled d-o-g, you go right ahead. ~ Anne Bishop
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Anne Bishop
The Wolf snarled, tensing his muscles, as if he wished he could climb the tree after the feline. "One day I will catch you on the ground, cat," he said through bared teeth. "And you won't even know I'm there until I tear your head off." "You have been saying that since before humans had fire, dog," Grimalkin replied, completely undisturbed. "You'll have to forgive me if I don't hold my breath."
- The Big Bad Wolf and Grimalkin ~ Julie Kagawa
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Julie Kagawa
There are some dogs which, when you meet them, remind you that, despite thousands of years of man-made evolution, every dog is still only two meals away from being a wolf. These dogs advance deliberately, purposefully, the wilderness made flesh, their teeth yellow, their breath a-stink, while in the distance their owners witter, "He's an old soppy really, just poke him if he's a nuisance," and in the green of their eyes the red campfires of the Pleistocene gleam and flicker. ~ Neil Gaiman
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Neil Gaiman
My dogs can't do anything
and what a relief. I don't make any demands of them, and I don't try to shape them or their future. For the most part, I trust them to make the right choices for themselves. I always look forward to seeing them, and I love just watching them sleep. What a great relationship. ~ Amy Chua
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Amy Chua
If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! ~ Leah Broadby
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Leah Broadby
He was absolutely beautiful. His wings were a waterfall of colors, mostly blue and silver, with subtle lavender undertones, creating a visual feast. His body was more silver than anything, his scales glittering, and the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen. God, she wanted to see him in the air, soaring. ~ Katie Reus
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Katie Reus
The fiend had the head of a wolf, but the skin was scaly and serpent-like and the eyes bore an intelligence that far exceeded a wolf's. ~ Noor Al-Shanti
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Noor Al-Shanti
Calling him a rover is putting it nicely. Baker is a dog when it comes to women, a real libertine type. There isn't a brothel in Elsace that hasn't seen his face. You know they named the Wastrel after him? Started out as a joke after he got his first shanker, but now that he's pissing needles, it's not as funny as it used to be. ~ Meg Merriet
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Meg Merriet
She couldn't walk away from him again. Her heart couldn't take it and she didn't think his could either. When she'd left him, it had been like cutting off a limb. And she had, essentially. Because Ian was a part of her, embedded in her skin, her soul. ~ Katie Reus
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Katie Reus
For Golden it was hard not to think that there might be something wrong about a household in which the dog was wearing underwear and the children weren't. ~ Brady Udall
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Brady Udall
I told them he'd be able to get you to go out." Rianne folded her winnings and tucked the bills into her blazer pocket. "Look at him."
"He's right here, Ri," Carla murmured, shooting Keenan an apologetic look.
"We've tried to teach her manners, but ... " She shrugged. "It's like housebreaking a dog. If we'd had her when she was a puppy, maybe."
Rianne smacked her on the arm, but she was grinning. "Woof, woof. ~ Melissa Marr
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Melissa Marr
People use the word 'love' a lot of different ways. Take me, for instance. I am often heard saying that I love my mom and dad. I am also often heard saying that I love pizza.
What am I saying when I say I love my mom and dad? I'm saying that I care about them. I'm saying that I love spending time with them and that I talk to them every chance I get. I'm saying that if they needed me, I would do every humanly possible to help them. I'm saying that I always want what's best for them.
What am I saying when I say I love pizza? Am I saying that I care deeply about pizza? Am I saying that I have a relationship with pizza? Am I saying that if pizza had a problem, I would be there for the pizza? (What? Not enough pepperoni? I'll be right there!)
Of course not. When I say I love pizza, I'm just saying that I enjoy eating pizza until I don't want any more pizza. Once I'm tired of the pizza, I don't care what happens to the rest of it. I'll throw it away. I'll feed it to the dog. I'll stick it in the back of the refrigerator until it gets all green and moldy. It doesn't matter to me anymore.
These are two very different definition of the word 'love'.
It gets confusing when people start talking about love, and especially about loving you. Which way do these people love you? Do they want what is best for you, or do they just want you around because it is good for them, and they don't really care what happens to you?
Next time someone looks deeply into y ~ Mary Beth Bonacci
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Mary Beth Bonacci
You sure are a sweet girl, Scout. I'm half tempted to keep you."
"Ummm ... Thanks?" Knowing she was a potential Alpha I worried about what "keeping me" might entail. Probably chains. And whips. And maybe a dog collar.
And now I was going to have to live with scary Fifty Shades Aunt Rachel pictures living in my head for all time. ~ Tammy Blackwell
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Tammy Blackwell
My dog is always happy to see me, no matter what. We could all learn a thing or two from our four legged friends. ~ Howard Upton
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Howard Upton
I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet ~ Lois Greiman
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Lois Greiman
Since middle-class Western women can best be weakened psychologically now that we are stronger materially, the beauty myth, as it has resurfaced in the last generation, has had to draw on more technological sophistication and reactionary fervor than ever before. The modern arsenal of the myth is a dissemination of millions of images of the current ideal; although this barrage is generally seen as a collective sexual fantasy, there is in fact little that is sexual about it. It is summoned out of political fear on the part of male-dominated institutions threatened by women's freedom, and it exploits female guilt and apprehension about our own liberation
latent fears that we might be going too far. ~ Naomi Wolf
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Naomi Wolf
JJ informed me, when he dropped them off, that they are French bulldogs, which has led med to reassess my opinion of the French. They may know a lot about making wine and fries, but they don't know jacques-merde about making dogs. ~ Melissa DeCarlo
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Melissa DeCarlo
I say, thirteen is too many dogs for good mental health. Five is pretty much the limit. More than five dogs and you forfeit your right to call yourself entirely sane.
Even if the dogs are small. ~ E. Lockhart
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by E. Lockhart
Is that dog shit on the bottom of your shoe?'
I sat up a fraction. 'What?'
'Is that dog shit on the bottom of your shoe?'
'I don't know, the lab report's not back yet,' I replied drily.
'I'm serious, is that dog shit?'
'How should I know?'
Katz leaned far enough forward to give it a good look and a cautious sniff. 'It is dog shit,' he announced with an odd tone of satisfaction.
'Well, keep quiet about it or everybody'll want some.'
'Go and clean it off, will ya? It's making me nauseous.'
And here the bickering started, in intense little whispers.
'You go and clean it off.'
'It's your shoes.'
'Well, I kind of like it. Besides, it kills the smell of this guy next to me.'
'Well, it's making me nauseous.'
'Well, I don't give a shit.'
'Well, I think you're a fuck-head.'
'Oh, you do, do you?'
'Yes, as a matter of fact. You've been a fuck-head since Austria.'
'Well, you've been a fuck-head since birth.'
'Me?' A wounded look. 'That's rich. You were a fuck-head in the womb, Bryson. You've got three kinds of chromosomes: X, Y and fuck-head. ~ Bill Bryson
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Bill Bryson
When I first saw Ellie, I knew it was her
she was my fantasy. I didn't want it to be true, but every time I met her it was obvious, and the funny thing was that she was better than the fantasy, like I got more stuff than I'd imagined. ~ Jenny Downham
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Jenny Downham
Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the keys for "Hound Dog." Too bad Elvis had never recorded one called "Dickhead. ~ Jennifer Crusie
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Jennifer Crusie
Kneel before the king, Griff." I look around for the king. "Me, asshole. I'm the king. Who else would be the king? Wade?"
[...]
"On this rainy Thursday, I, King Theo of New York City, praise you, Sir Griffin of New York City, for your vast knowledge of fantasy novels I"ll never take the time to read myself. And for having the kind of laugh that I like hearing so much I would punch myself over and over if you found it funny. ~ Adam Silvera
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Adam Silvera
The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that room and vomited everywhere. ~ Barbara Kingsolver
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Barbara Kingsolver
Saw a man walking a dog the other day with the legs cut off," said Molly. (...)
"The man or the dog?"
"Maybe the day. ~ Tony Daniel
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Tony Daniel
I know I've been running all night and I should be exhausted, but…"

Mischief flashed in his bright eyes.

"Almost seemed like foreplay. ~ Lisa Kessler
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Lisa Kessler
When I was a boy in England long ago, people who traveled on
trains with dogs had to pay for a dog ticket. The question arose
whether I needed to buy a dog ticket when I was traveling with a
tortoise. The conductor on the train gave me the answer: Cats is
dogs and rabbits is dogs but tortoises is insects and travel free
according. ~ Freeman Dyson
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Freeman Dyson
How come dog and dog owner are so alike? ~ Hiroko Sakai
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Hiroko Sakai
She longed to hide beneath every drop of water in the sea. ~ Jessica Marie Baumgartner
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Jessica Marie Baumgartner
"She doesn't seem to like me very much. Why is she here?" I wondered about the
testing Uncle Sean spoke of, but I was more concerned with the lethal blonde who
seemed to have taken an instant dislike to me. ~ C.D. Gorri
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by C.D. Gorri
If one kiss screwed up our friendship," he whispered, "what the hell did we just do? ~ Lisa Kessler
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Lisa Kessler
Maybe this journey is a way for you to get your redemption..." he said softly, "Maybe, if Elder Man Belduran is right, it is the start of a journey, that leads to redemption for all of us..."

"Not all of us... There's no redemption for Elder Man Vaymaz..." Melchor replied softly, before turning and continuing to walk. ~ Nathalie M.L. Romer
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Nathalie M.L. Romer
I knew that one of my sharpest memories of sixth grade was forever doomed to be that moment - sitting there with the overwhelming odor of rotten eggs, spaghetti, manure, dead dog, wet schoolbags, smelly socks, and the girly perfume of Amy Bellini's shampoo … all filling my nostrils. ~ Ferguson Fartworthy
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Ferguson Fartworthy
I reached out my hands to them, suddenly: I put out my hand to Sergey on one side, and to Stepon on the other, and they put out their hands to me, and to each other, and we held tight, tight; we made a circle together, my brothers and me, around the food that we had been given, and there was no wolf in the room. ~ Naomi Novik
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Naomi Novik
I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover that all remaining items had copious amounts of dog hair on them. ~ Laurie Notaro
Funny Fantasy Wolf Humor Dog quotes by Laurie Notaro
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