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I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would. ~ Mary Leakey
Funny Exam quotes by Mary Leakey
We look up for inspiration, down for desperation, right and left for information. ~ Tyga
Funny Exam quotes by Tyga
Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in men's clothes. ~ Confucius
Funny Exam quotes by Confucius
Remember that the greatest fool in the world may ask more than the wisest man can answer. ~ Bryant H. McGill
Funny Exam quotes by Bryant H. McGill
Everything was just going perfect, then exam comes... ~ Atlas Gondal
Funny Exam quotes by Atlas Gondal
I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft. ~ Bill Gates
Funny Exam quotes by Bill Gates
After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna. ~ Karl Von Frisch
Funny Exam quotes by Karl Von Frisch
I'm visiting my high school. Every half year I do the exams, and then this year I'm going to graduate. ~ Daniela Hantuchova
Funny Exam quotes by Daniela Hantuchova
A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample. ~ Rebecca West
Funny Exam quotes by Rebecca West
I have to struggle to change people's perceptions of me. I grew very frustrated with the perception that I'm this shy, retiring, inhibited aristocratic creature when I'm absolutely not like that at all. I think I'm much more outgoing and exuberant than my image. ~ Helena Bonham Carter
Funny Exam quotes by Helena Bonham Carter
My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything ... like stray cats and squirrels. ~ Eric Roberts
Funny Exam quotes by Eric Roberts
A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious! ~ Fred Tomaselli
Funny Exam quotes by Fred Tomaselli
Why, why in the blue-green world write this sort of thing? Funny written culture, I guess; we pass things on. ~ Annie Dillard
Funny Exam quotes by Annie Dillard
You were a well-respected agent, Michael, a rags-to-riches fairytale ending. Until you became disgraced. Now it appears your own organization wishes to be rid of you. Why is this?"
"My gun turned back into a pumpkin. ~ Nenia Campbell
Funny Exam quotes by Nenia Campbell
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not. ~ James Lipton
Funny Exam quotes by James Lipton
Someone once said "The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches." I think that's funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that's what I am. ~ Cher
Funny Exam quotes by Cher
You need to be silly to be funny. ~ William Shatner
Funny Exam quotes by William Shatner
She chuckled to herself, pressed send, and wandered around the airport for half an hour, sporadically checking Twitter. "I got nothing," she told me. "No replies." I imagined her feeling a bit deflated about this - that sad feeling when nobody congratulates you for being funny, that black silence when the Internet doesn't talk back. ~ Jon Ronson
Funny Exam quotes by Jon Ronson
Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear ... from my future Kids' Funny Business. ~ Ivan Stoikov
Funny Exam quotes by Ivan Stoikov
Life is funny. You start out with limitless potential, but time is always shaving away the possibilities. Every choice you make is the choice not to do a thousand other things. What's important, when all is said and done, is that you made a difference. Your choices, and everything undone, have to mean something. Otherwise, what was the point? I'm lucky that way. My path was already there. I had only to walk it. I often thought even if no one knew of the good I had done with my life, it didn't matter. That it was done is all that counts in the end. But then I died. And I hadn't gotten to do any of it yet. ~ Brian Clevinger
Funny Exam quotes by Brian Clevinger
Our culture teaches that sex is for the sexy, and the only way to be sexy is to be pretty.
No wait
that's still too weak. Sex should properly arise from sexiness. For unsexy people
fat people, old people, funny-looking people, disabled people
to even feel sexual desire is inappropriate, perverse, disgusting. For them to engage in sexual display is offensive. For them to have sex ... well, there oughta be a law. ~ Vinnie Tesla
Funny Exam quotes by Vinnie Tesla
I was always useless at flirting, and simply did not know what needed to be done in order to snare my target... I always ended up resorting to jokes, and most men don't like funny women. They like to do the jokes. ~ Joan Sims
Funny Exam quotes by Joan Sims
It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior. ~ Scarlett Johansson
Funny Exam quotes by Scarlett Johansson
Ya know it's funny, what's happening to us. Our lives have become digital. Our friends, now virtual. And, anything you could ever wanna know is just a click away. Experiencing the world through second hand information isn't enough. If we want authenticity we have to initiate it. We will never know our full potential unless we push ourselves to find it. It's this self-discovery that inevitably takes us to the wildest places on earth. ~ Travis Rice
Funny Exam quotes by Travis Rice
Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. ~ Jo Brand
Funny Exam quotes by Jo Brand
It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was. ~ Chris Hardwick
Funny Exam quotes by Chris Hardwick
Are you going to sleep in the bed with me?" Jensen shrugged. "I hadn't really gotten that far. If we share a bed . . ." His meaning was clear. "You think if we share a bed, we might have sex." He nodded, studying me. "We might." I could barely move, I was shaking so intensely. "Do you want sex?" I laughed at myself immediately. "I mean, not that we - it's just, tonight when you kissed me, it felt like you weren't just playing." "I fucking love sex," he said in a quiet growl. "Of course I want it. But tonight was complicated, and I don't just have sex with someone on impulse." "God." I let my head fall back against the headboard. "That's incredibly hot, and I don't even know why." "Pippa." I grinned up at him. "Jensen." My heart beat a savage rhythm in my chest as he reached forward, lifting a hand and touching my bottom lip with the tip of his index finger. "Do you like sex?" he whispered. Oh, fuck me. "Yes. ~ Christina Lauren
Funny Exam quotes by Christina Lauren
It seems like I've only shut my eyes for a few minutes, but when I open them, I flinch at the sight of Haymitch sitting a couple of feet from my bed. Waiting. Possibly for several hours if the clck is right. I think about hollering for a witness, but I'm going to have to face him sooner or later.

Haymitch leans forward and dangles something on a thin white wire in front of my nose. It's hard to focus on, but I'm pretty sur what it is. He drops it in to the sheets. "That is your earpiece. I will give you exactly one more chance to wear it. If you remove it from your ear again, I'll have you fitted with this." He holds up some sort of metal headgear that I instantly name the head shackle. "It's alternative audio unit that locks around your skull and under your chin until it's opened with a key. And I'll have the only key. If for some reason you're clever enough to disable it" ---- Haymitch dumps the head shackle on the bed and whips out a tiny silver chip--- "I'll authorize them to surgically implant this transmitter into your ear so that I may speak to you twenty-four hours a day."
Haymitch in my head full-time. Horrifying. "I'll keep the earpiece in," I mutter
"Excuse me?" He says
"I'll keep the earpiece in!" I say loud enough to wake half the hospital.
"You sure? Because I'm equally happy with any of the three options," he tells me
"I'm sure," I say. I scrunch up the earpiece protectivley in my fist and fling the head shakle back in ~ Suzanne Collins
Funny Exam quotes by Suzanne Collins
When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there. ~ Amit Kalantri
Funny Exam quotes by Amit Kalantri
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. ~ Josh Billings
Funny Exam quotes by Josh Billings
Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it. ~ Sarah Rees Brennan
Funny Exam quotes by Sarah Rees Brennan
Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked.
"In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. ~ Cassandra Clare
Funny Exam quotes by Cassandra Clare
I'm not going to be remotely funny. ~ Kyra Sedgwick
Funny Exam quotes by Kyra Sedgwick
Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here. ~ Charlie Huston
Funny Exam quotes by Charlie Huston
Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are very punctilious, without wallets, notes, and without briefcases. ~ Charles Baudelaire
Funny Exam quotes by Charles Baudelaire
I've often thought it unfair that women are expected to stay at home when there's a fight to be won. If a
woman has the strength to bear a child, she can swing a sword as well as any man. ~ Karen Hawkins
Funny Exam quotes by Karen Hawkins
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. ~ Fred Allen
Funny Exam quotes by Fred Allen
It was a fair decision, the penalty, even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box. ~ Bobby Charlton
Funny Exam quotes by Bobby Charlton
Rapping can be repetition sometimes. Sometimes you gotta highlight your words in a certain kind of way. So I always was a fan of sing-rapping. It was always funny to me a little bit, and I think that being funny and being able to laugh, even at yourself, is a form of flattery. ~ ASAP Ferg
Funny Exam quotes by ASAP Ferg
Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals. ~ Stephen Colbert
Funny Exam quotes by Stephen Colbert
Hello?" I say, sounding upbeat, and like I'm happy to be on the phone. I decide to pretend it's my imaginary girlfriend. Fuck pretending to be nice.
"Yo, " B. J. Says.
"What's going on, honey?" I say, trying to glance at Courtney out of the corner of my eye without her noticing that that's what I'm doing. She's going through her bag, probably looking for more makeup, so she can make herself look good for Lloyd.
"Honey?" B. J. Asks. "Jordy, I had no idea you felt that way about me. I have to warn you, though, I happen to be in a very committed relationship. "
"Yeah, I miss you, too. ~ Lauren Barnholdt
Funny Exam quotes by Lauren Barnholdt
Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong? ~ Oliver Markus Malloy
Funny Exam quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy
He commences to laugh. Nobody can tell exactly why he laughs; there's nothing funny going on. But it's not the way that Public Relation laughs, it's free and loud and it comes out of his wide grinning mouth and spreads in rings bigger and bigger till it's lapping against the walls all over the ward. Not like that fat Public Relation laugh. This sounds real. I realize all of a sudden it's the first laugh I've heard in years. He stands looking at us, rocking back in his boots, and he laughs and laughs. He laces his fingers ~ Ken Kesey
Funny Exam quotes by Ken Kesey
Billy Gilbert hit a kamikaze back pass which Justin Fashinu pounced on like a black Frank Bruno ~ Ian Darke
Funny Exam quotes by Ian Darke
Accelerando means in tempo. Don't rush. ~ Eugene Ormandy
Funny Exam quotes by Eugene Ormandy
The Japanese tend to communicate via nuance and euphemism, often leaving important things unsaid; whereas Americans tend to think they're being subtle when they refrain from grabbing the listener by the shirt. ~ Dave Barry
Funny Exam quotes by Dave Barry
If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. ~ Don Rickles
Funny Exam quotes by Don Rickles
My second hit was a flop. ~ Shakin' Stevens
Funny Exam quotes by Shakin' Stevens
It's much better to wreak havoc on a show and be a maniac than promote myself. Plugs and anecdotes aren't really in line with my beliefs. Besides, if someone sees me on a morning show and thinks, 'That's not funny; this guy is crazy,' then I don't want them to come to the show anyway. ~ T. J. Miller
Funny Exam quotes by T. J. Miller
Ke$ha IS the walk of shame. ~ Natasha Leggero
Funny Exam quotes by Natasha Leggero
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' ~ Ricky Gervais
Funny Exam quotes by Ricky Gervais
Pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower! ~ John Green
Funny Exam quotes by John Green
It's funny, I get really nervous when I audition for voiceovers. ~ Julie Benz
Funny Exam quotes by Julie Benz
For anyone to open their heart, they need the right atmosphere, and something to prompt them. For my mother it was her trip abroad: she was in a very relaxed, understanding environment. I was very sympathetic towards her. ~ Jung Chang
Funny Exam quotes by Jung Chang
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