Funny Cute Flattering Quotes

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. ~ Kendall Jenner

No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. ~ Tucker Max

I used to go in for Disney auditions, and they'd tell me, 'You're cute and nice but just not funny.' ~ Gattlin Griffith

Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way. ~ Manohla Dargis

We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. ~ Daniel Dennett

In entertainment, I adore Ricky Gervais in 'Derek.' His performance is unbelievably charming, funny and poignant. In life, I adore my girlfriend. She is the most adorable person I have ever met - from her silly jokes to her cute teeth to her little drawings. ~ Josh Zuckerman

Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool. ~ Britney Spears

I wake up every day and look at my own ugly mug in the mirror and don't think twice about it. The fact that other people might want to look at me still feels funny. It's flattering, but funny. ~ Luke Bracey

Having a biopic made is very flattering. ~ Cilla Black

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny. ~ Eva Longoria

Holy mama llama. That's Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in my booth. I'm supposed to wait on Nathanial Stone. I'm going to make a fool out of myself. I just know it. I can feel it coming. Crap. ~ D.L. Hess

Nothing is more flattering for a writer than when someone knows your work. ~ Hilton Als

You're really cute, Midori," I corrected myself.
"What do you mean really cute?"
"So cute the mountains crumble and the oceans dry up. ~ Haruki Murakami

I always find it flattering when somebody recognizes me. ~ Rick Moranis

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. ~ T.S. Krupa

Funny, cute and kissable
I've found a girl that makes me lose control
Every night's like the first night
Never gettin' old ~ The Summer Set

I find it flattering to be compared to Tige ~ Annika Sorenstam

To be told you've won a MacArthur fellowship is very flattering and gratifying personally. ~ David Simon

Keep your jacket buttoned. Always. It's just really flattering - it will take pounds off you. ~ Tom Ford

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. ~ Jon Foreman

It's very flattering to feel like you actually helped create a sub-genre. ~ Eli Roth

The swan murmurs sweet strains with a flattering tongue, itself the singer of its own dirge. ~ Martial

Sometimes you feel like people go, 'Oh, he just does funny dances,' or 'That's cute.' It drives me a little crazy when someone does a dance number where all they do is kick to their head for five minutes, and everyone's like, 'That choreography is amazing.' It takes a lot to choreograph a number that also gets laughs in it. ~ Casey Nicholaw

Donghae always act cute. Not that he's pretending but he is naturally cute. ~ Yesung

Fatherhood makes you cute. Women find bumbling fathers cute and attractive. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

I try not to get too cute for cute's sake. ~ Drew Goddard

The scoreline is a bit flattering really. ~ Kenny Dalglish

Balthazar Balsan is not a self-portrait. If he was, I'd have made the character more flattering. ~ Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt

I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering that he would rap about me. Personally, I'm honored. ~ Kim Kardashian

I'm afraid my gut level reaction is basically, proceed is cute, but cute doesn't cut it in the emergency room. ~ Larry Wall

Everyone must accept that we will age and age is not always flattering. ~ Amitabh Bachchan

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. ~ Ingrid Michaelson

An image has stuck for most of my career and it isn't flattering. ~ Robbie Fowler

[David Boreanaz]'s got a very, very cute little giggle. ~ Alexis Denisof

It was very flattering when Manolo Blahnik named a shoe after me. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I don't think that I am a sex symbol, although it's very flattering. ~ Liam Neeson

It's flattering to make a picture which becomes a classic within 10 years; it's not so flattering, however, when people get the impression it's the only picture you've ever made. ~ Robert Hamer

Its Batteries! I just know it! ~ Alison

I never wanted to go for the cute boys. Why would you wanna have a boyfriend that's cuter than you? ~ Gwen Stefani

Don't let schooling interfere with your education. ~ Mark Twain

Poetry and consumption are the most flattering of diseases. ~ William Shenstone

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's third wife Day. ~ Jay Leno

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on. ~ Prince Philip

I think penguins are cute. ~ Zooey Deschanel

I mean you're cute, but not that cute. Would Rhea really risk life in a maximum security detention unit just so that she could press herself against your manly body? ~ Malorie Blackman

A rich man's joke is always funny. ~ Thomas Edward Brown

I like looking cute. So I want to look cute in the water. ~ Alana Blanchard

I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend. ~ Augusten Burroughs

Words really flattering are not those which we prepare but those which escape us unthinkingly. ~ Ninon De L'Enclos

You'd think the FBI could've come up with something a little better than Clover when they christened me last year.
Clovers are cute.
I take umbrage at being cute. I'm a god-damned criminal mastermind. Criminal masterminds are not cute.
Except Loki.
Shit, Loki is cute as hell. ~ Julie Johnson

The cute one?" "No, the other cute one." "Oh, she's cute too. ~ B.J. Novak

The clothes are so cute. On little kids .. it's so cute with accessories and little details. ~ Ashley Olsen

The contrived language and the flattering attitude rarely come with the virtue. ~ Confucius

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. ~ Doug Larson

The encomium of one incapable of flattery is indeed flattering. ~ Percy Bysshe Shelley

Your big scary husband is crying. ~ Robyn Carr

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again! ~ Russell Means

Funny. The woman was funny. Add that up with cute as a button, smart as a tack, and surprisingly tough underneath that cupcake exterior, and Frank understood why Ghost went all Cro-Magnon around her. ~ Julie Ann Walker

Domaholic?" His voice went all funny with amazement. "Fuck, you're so cute. ~ Lucian Bane

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me. ~ Kresley Cole

I wont cry for you, my mascara's too expensive... ~ Adriana Lima

I've never been the sexy or the cute girl. ~ Izabella Scorupco

American Eagle clothing is stylish, flattering and all about embracing your individuality. ~ Shay Mitchell

I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win." ~ Mitch Hedberg

THUMB,
I HOPE I WILL NOT BORE YOU WITH HOW TOTALLY, TOTALLY I ADORE YOU. THE FUNNY WAY YOU HAVE OF TALKING, THE CUTE WAY YOU HAVE OF WALKING. PLEASE DO NOT FEEL THAT I AM STALKING YOU.
LOVE, HENDERSON ~ Phoebe Stone

That's you, right?' he asks me.
'Yeah.'
'Cute. Not that I, uh, think little kids are cute. Just that you were cute. I mean, you can see how you turned out to be so ... oh. ~ Elizabeth Scott

I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something other than cute. ~ Jennifer Love Hewitt

Being referred to as a hunk or a heartthrob makes me nervous, but it's flattering. But I'm more interested in being an actor than a heartthrob. ~ Orlando Bloom

When you have a beanpole body, everything looks cute. Like Alexa Chung. I like her style, but she's really tall and skinny, so everything looks good on her. ~ Kirsten Dunst

Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would! ~ Chelsea Handler

It's flattering that people want to know so much about me and want to take the time to make up that many things about me. ~ Lindsay Lohan

Ooh. Top secret angel business, huh? What're you going to do? Dance on a pinhead? Lobby for National Cute Puppy Day? ~ Richelle Mead

When my daughter was a senior in high school, I remember noticing, almost in passing, that her friends were very cute. Which made me realize her friends' fathers probably found Molly very cute. ~ Gene Weingarten

When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. ~ Natalie Portman

I still get recognized. It's flattering, but it can be uncomfortable. Maybe because it only seems to happen when I'm looking and feeling crappy. ~ Mara Wilson

Lingerie has gotten really cute, with little booty underwear and the cute little bras. They've gotten really detailed. I saw one the other day with little baby pearls on the strap. I had to have it. ~ Britney Spears

He's all right. His hair is cute."
Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. " Oh my God, you're in love."
"I'm not in love."
"'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. Coming from you, cute hair is a mating call."
" I talked to the guy for thirty seconds. And then he waved at me while i was in the tank."
"Holy fuck, you're getting married, aren't you!"
" Will you simmer. I certainly am not. ~ MaryJanice Davidson

He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time. ~ Kasie West

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend. ~ Kylie Scott

To an American writer, I should think it must be a flattering distinction to escape the admiration of the newspapers. ~ Frances Trollope

Cute kids, really cute clothes. I'd just created a tagline for Wind Gaps' li'l shoppers. ~ Gillian Flynn

Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes! ~ Niall Horan

Came but for friendship, and took away love. ~ Thomas Moore

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up. ~ Barbara Bush

We didn't kiss," I said. Jules cocked an eyebrow. "We brushed lips. ~ Leila Howland

You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute. ~ Jim Butcher

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. ~ Lisa Hoffman

You are amazing," she said. "And you make a very handsome elephant. ~ Rick Riordan

Hayden?"
"Yes,Gia?"
"Nothing I just wanted to say your name ~ Kasie West

I just enjoy watching you eat. It's cute." "Cute? What do you mean 'cute'?" "You make these little moans when you take a bite you love. You appreciate your meals. It's not often a woman can let herself enjoy her food. ~ Caterina Passarelli

That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church! ~ Hilary Duff

If people have split views about your work, I think it's flattering. I'd rather have them feel something about it than dismiss it. ~ Stephen Sondheim

Projecting yourself until everything is talking about you is, of course, a self-flattering form of self-pity ~ Aleksandar Hemon

You may wonder: how do I overcome the common 'Cute/Insane Conundrum,' as it occurs in men ... Yes, it's a fact - any man who seems cute, fabulous, and incredible to you will, of course, turn out to be insane. ~ Marilyn Suzanne Miller

It's brilliant to get recognition. The CFDA was magic because it's such a big award in our industry. There's nothing more flattering than being honored by your peers. ~ Christopher Bailey

Romeo was cute ... "
"Cute?" Alessandro rolled his eyes. "What kind of man is cute?"
" ... and an excellent dancer ... "
"Romeo had feet of lead! He said so himself!"
" ... but most importantly," I concluded, "he had nice hands! ~ Anne Fortier

I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school. ~ Marguerite Moreau

Photography is not cute cats, nor nudes, motherhood or arrangements of manufactured products. Under no circumstances it is anything ever anywhere near a beach. ~ Walker Evans

I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you. ~ Melissa Landers