Funny Co Worker Quotes

This social worker lassie turns round n gies us a stroppy look. Ah jist smiles bit she looked away aw fuckin nippy likes. Disnae cost nowt tae be social. A social worker thit cannae be fuckin social; that's nae good tae nae cunt, thon. Like a lifeguard thit cannae fuckin swim. Shouldnae be daein that kinday joab. ~ Irvine Welsh

Brooding is more something I do when I'm working. I know so much more about sitting around worrying about a work project than I do about worrying about kids. This could just be a fact of life for older moms. We've worked and worked and worked and if we are lucky enough to finally have a child or two, we find ourselves suddenly catapulted into a most alien kind of chaos.
Work is so much easier. Anyone will tell you that. To have a desk, where you have everything all lined up, and a schedule you more or less get to agree to. Work. I am a worker. This is so funny because I never really think of my work as work. I certainly never though of myself as having a career. Writing, work, this is just who I am. I am a person who sits at a desk and makes phone calls and taps at a computer keyboard and sips coffee and calls her mom at five. That I am anything better or smaller than that has come as sudden news to me.
Brand new.
News. ~ Jeanne Marie Laskas

I had gone to New York with no plan at all. I did a lot of jobs - barman, teacher, security guard, postman and construction worker - and I was meeting many eccentric characters, and they were saying funny things, which I always wrote down. ~ Adrian McKinty

In the legal world, a sickened worker may be compensated far more than a killed worker. ~ Steven Magee

I was a social worker for Baltimore families. Now I'm a social worker building opportunities for families throughout America. ~ Barbara Mikulski

I am also a hard worker and people are sometimes surprised to see that as well. ~ Christina Milian

Today's ideal worker is not the anonymous shift worker but the enlightened genius who never stops working. ~ Miya Tokumitsu

Don't show up around here until your social worker's helped. ~ Elton John

Long-term unemployment can make any worker progressively less employable, even after the economy strengthens. ~ Janet Yellen

I'm not a Casanova in 'The Newsroom,' by the way - just another hard worker. ~ Dev Patel

I love J. F. K. My mother had been a worker on his campaign and adored him. ~ Tim Matheson

I worked offshore as an oil worker for a couple of years. ~ Richard Linklater

If I hadn't been an actor, I probably would have been a social worker. ~ Pierce Brosnan

I had been very close to Anne Bancroft when we worked together in The Miracle Worker. ~ Patty Duke

And my one prayer to God, the miracle worker, was that I would wake up lighter-skinned, ~ Lupita Nyong'o

I'm thankful I grew up the way I did. It made me a hard worker and insightful to other people's lives. ~ Rachel Roy

I was called the greatest director in Europe, but I was just a hard worker. ~ Fritz Lang

I was a blueberry picker, bindery worker, bookstore clerk and later manager, and a Realtor. ~ Lisa McMann

One of the reasons I came into politics was because I thought I lacked the skills to be a social worker. ~ Margaret Beckett

Capital, created by the labour of the worker, crushes the worker, ruining small proprietors and creating an army of unemployed. ~ Vladimir Lenin

Labor produces marvels for the rich but it produces deprivation for the worker. It produces palaces, but hovels for the worker. It produces beauty, but deformity for the worker. It replaces labor by machines, but it throws one section of the workers back to barbaric labor, and it turns the remainder into machines. ~ Karl Marx

You know your general purpose is to become a Co-worker with God. So how do you identify your personal goal? ~ Harold Klemp

Where there is a worker, there lies a nation. ~ Evita Peron

God has given you the power to be the miracle worker. ~ Sunday Adelaja

I've always been a pretty hard worker. That's how I've written over a hundred books. ~ Colin Wilson

A good worker knows how to be seen, yet remain invisible. They achieved invisibility by never showing up how good they are. But some people hate it & jealousy is evident. ~ Lea Rivera Caguinguin

Could today's construction worker married to a clerical worker guarantee four children a college education and buy a house? That's what we're fighting about. ~ Xavier Becerra

You can awaken the energy worker in you; you can become an energy worker. Such a person uses his or her body to clear, balance and harmonize the unseen energies of the Universe. Those energies come from beyond the third dimension and use the physical body as the instrument through which to facilitate the greatest good for the greatest number of beings and the planet. ~ Elaine Seiler

Since God is the one who calls people to their work, the worker becomes a steward who serves God. ~ Leland Ryken

I'm a hard worker. I'm a people person. ~ Bobby Schilling

I'm definitely the worker. My brother is the jokester. ~ Taryn Manning

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose

The doctor is not a miracle worker who can magically save us but, rather, an expert adviser who can assist us in our own recovery. ~ Michael Crichton

A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have. ~ Kevin Hart

I am a compulsive worker. But I'm also a compulsive relaxer. ~ A. Scott Berg

These deep thinkers were the only people he could not stand to be around for long, these people who'd never manufactured anything or seen anything manufactured, who did not know what things were made of or how a company worked, who, aside from a house or a car, had never sold anything and didn't know how to sell anything, who'd never hired a worker, fired a worker, trained a worker, been fleeced by a worker - people who knew nothing of the intricacies or the risks of building a business or running a factory but who nonetheless imagined that they knew everything worth knowing. ~ Philip Roth

Jehovah is the great Miracle Maker, the unrivaled Wonder worker. None can be likened unto Him, He is alone in wonderland, the Creator and Worker of true marvels, compared with which all other remarkable things are as child's play. ~ Charles Spurgeon

There is nothing but a lack of social vision to prevent us from paying an adequate wage to every American citizen whether he be a hospital worker, laundry worker, maid or day laborer ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart

A worker sent a form for salary advance to his manager who refused to sign it based on the reason given. The manager said the situation the worker had stated as an emergency wasn't plausible.

The worker had written that he needed the money for a family emergency: his wife had given birth.

"It is not an emergency," the boss insisted, "you had a nine-month notice. ~ Nana Awere Damoah

Minimum wage laws make it illegal for a worker to accept a job that pays less, even if the worker needs that job. ~ Peter Schiff

I want to make a film about a factory worker. ~ Richard Linklater

In a capitalist society, labor is organized in such a way that the worker in fact slaves for another social class. Thus the worker transfers his own labor - and with it, the whole of his life - to the bourgeoisie. ~ D.C. Gallin

If the village worker is not a decent man or woman, conducting a decent home, he or she had better not aspire after the high privilege and honour of becoming a village worker. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

I loved playing the part of the feisty Annie Sullivan in The Miracle Worker. ~ Mercedes McCambridge

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright

I'm an incredibly hard worker, I'm incredibly tenacious, and I'm incredibly detail-oriented. ~ David Brock

Many talk about a guest worker program. I think most reasonable people believe that a guest worker program in the farming industry, perhaps in the gardening and landscape industries, is reasonable. ~ Gary Miller

It is possible for the assembly-line worker consigned to tightening the bolts on the transmission and the office worker who processes medical insurance claims to work with pride and efficiency, but it's not easy to maintain that attitude. ~ Paul Hawken

God has not called you to get agitated about His work, to get worried and disquieted on His account. He has called you to be a fellow worker, His co-worker ~ Sunday Adelaja

There is an old story about a worker suspected of stealing: every evening, as he leaves the factory, the wheelbarrow he rolls in front of him is carefully inspected. The guards can find nothing. It is always empty. Finally, the penny drops: what the worker is stealing are the wheelbarrows themselves ... ~ Slavoj Zizek

Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

There is no employing class, no working class, no farming class. You may pigeonhole a man or woman as a farmer or a worker or a professional man or an employer or even a banker. But the son of the farmer will be a doctor or a worker or even a banker, and his daughter a teacher. The son of a worker will be an employer - or maybe president. ~ Herbert Hoover

The way of the miracle-worker is to see all human behavior as one two things: either love, or a call for love. ~ Marianne Williamson

My father was a construction worker most of his life. My mother, when she came from Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico, to the United States, never had a chance to go to college either and became a clerical worker. But they did nothing but build this country. ~ Xavier Becerra

Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The Queen is their slave. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

I was like a social worker for lepers. My clients had a chunk of their body they wanted to give away; for a price I was there to receive it. ~ Tama Janowitz

I'm not a genius; I'm a worker. ~ Anthony Mann

Very high altitude observatories are a known worker health hazard. ~ Steven Magee

For the blue-collar worker, the driving force behind change was factory automation using programmable machine tools. For the office worker, it's office automation using computer technology: enterprise-resource-planning systems, groupware, intranets, extranets, expert systems, the Web, and e-commerce. ~ Tom Peters

A skilled worker, regardless of the job description, remains a treasure. ~ Madeleine M. Kunin

It's the way of the world, man. There are the worker bees, and the manager bees. The worker bees take care of the work, the manager bees take care of themselves. ~ John Sandford

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. ~ Charlie Day

Growing up on, say, the Upper East Side, you're so isolated. If you go to the Hamptons every weekend, you never talk to a construction worker, and the construction worker would never talk to you. ~ Ansel Elgort

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. ~ Carroll Bryant

It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. ~ Jill Soloway

I'm not a superhero - I'm a super worker! ~ Carine Roitfeld

Hypotheses are the scaffolds which are erected in front of a building and removedd when the building is completed. They are indispensable to the worker; but the worker must not mistake the scaffolding for the building. ~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I just have this deep kind of connection to reality of being like ... in a way, I feel like a dock worker. I want to stay in connection with my dock-worker side, 'cause that's how I grew up. ~ Eddie Vedder

Thus, the capital owner is not a parasite or a rentier but a worker - a capital worker. A distinction between labor work and capital work suggests the lines along which we could develop economic institutions capable of dealing with increasingly capital-intensive production, as our present institutions cannot. ~ Louis O. Kelso

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny. ~ Al Franken

I find Anders very funny and funny lasts forever." Samantha ~ Angela Nicoara

Life before toilet paper was not worth living. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way. ~ Shashankbisht

I believe in imagination. I was a worker when I was 17. Between 17 and 21, I was a worker in the telephone company and imagination saved my life. ~ Jean-Pierre Jeunet

I'm all about working. I'm a really hard worker, and I'm taking advantage of all those different opportunities, on the music and acting side, because I love both. ~ Diego Boneta

A worker may be the hammer's master, but the hammer still prevails. A tool knows exactly how it is meant to be handled, while the user of the tool can only have an approximate idea. ~ Milan Kundera

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. ~ Jonathan Safran Foer

Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. ~ Regina Griffin

We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous. ~ Nobita Nobi

I had a little insight into life that most kids probably didn't have. My mother was a schoolteacher, and my father was a social worker. Through his eyes I saw the underside of society. ~ Charles Kuralt

I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not sound like much, but take a look at my surrounding cast and ask yourself, who's the real miracle worker? ~ Zach Braff

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~ Helen Hayes

For a long time I was interested in being a social worker. In a lot of ways I feel that that's all my music is, trying to help people. ~ Iris Dement

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. ~ Chris Messina

A sex worker who is living precariously or in poverty, who is at risk of criminalization or police violence, or who is being exploited by a manager or lacks negotiating power is not likely to be particularly 'sex positive' at work. These factors are structural, not a function of the worker's state of enlightenment. ~ Molly Smith

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! ~ Regina Griffin

My father was an engineer and my mother was a social worker, and they met as young socialists. That probably tells you everything you need to know about my attitude to money - I've never really been bothered about it. ~ Jo Brand

I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. ~ Christopher Walken

It is to the real advantage of every producer, every manufacturer and every merchant to cooperate in the improvement of working conditions, because the best customer of American industry is the well-paid worker. ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. ~ Natalie Wood

Because it's unacceptable that the aid worker's chauffeur only speaks his own tribal language, an applicant is needed who also speaks English fluently - and, ideally, one who is also well mannered. So you end up with some African biochemist driving an aid worker around, distributing European food, and forcing local farmers out of their jobs. That's just crazy! ~ James Shikwati

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything. ~ Steve Martin

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. ~ Maya Rudolph

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ~ Chris Rock

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. ~ Tracey Ullman

When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We can make the way somebody walks funny. The makeup can be funny. ~ Mitchell Hurwitz

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. ~ Matt LeBlanc

Actually, I've never thought myself as being a particularly hard worker. I've always worked, and I guess my mind is busy all the time. I've been in a lot of things just because of my own intellectual curiosity. ~ Sam Wyly

We become a Co-worker with God at every step of the spiritual path. This is a universal law. There is great hope here for those who are sincere in finding out who and what they are, becoming a Co-worker with God, and realising the Kingdom of Heaven while still living in the body. The key lies within you. ~ Harold Klemp