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Well," Ben went on,"someone should just tell her to come on home, because she can find the world's largest balls right here in Orlando, Florida. They're located in a special display case known as 'my scrotum.'" Radar laughed, and Ben continued. "I mean seriously. My balls are so big that when you order french fries from McDonald's, you can choose one of four sizes: small, medium,large, and my balls. ~ John Green
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God, all those months of seeing Kelsey's pictures and hearing about her travels, and I had been raging with jealousy. And now it was my turn.
I wanted to mind the gap at the tube station and eat fish and chips and try to make the Queen's guards laugh. I wanted to see Big Ben and the Globe and the London Bridge and Dame Judi Dench. Or Maggie Smith. Or Alan Rickman. Or Sir Ian McKellen. Or anybody famous and British, really.
Holy crap. This was really happening.
And I wasn't just a tourist. I was visiting with someone who'd grown up in the city. With my fiancé.
Take that, world. ~ Cora Carmack
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It's funny, people often ask me, "Why do you do bike tours where it takes three times the effort and you make one-third of the money?" My answer is that I'm trying to do it ethically. What does that mean, exactly? That conflict is a big part of my art. ~ Ben Sollee
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Think big picture, but thinking small, reachable goals is what gets big dreams done. ~ Ben Tolosa
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I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. ~ Ben Stiller
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It's so interesting to watch Ben Stiller work because he just knows what's funny. ~ Michael Pena
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It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. ~ Ben Berger
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America is one big maill with a country attached to it. ~ Ben Fountain
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They're into something that is too big to be expressed through their clothes. ~ Ben Folds
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I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction. ~ Ben Stiller
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Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way. ~ Manohla Dargis
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Big Ben just kept building up. It ended up coming off the field. It kept taking over. Superman kept taking over Clark Kent and you just never saw who Ben Roethlisberger was any more. ~ Ben Roethlisberger
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If you treat them like children, then get ready for your company to turn into one big Barney episode. ~ Ben Horowitz
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Work hard. Think big. Listen well. ~ Ben Feldman
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Two million people live in Silicon Valley and one million of them believe they've discovered the next big thing. ~ Ben Smith
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Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it. ~ Ben Stiller
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I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. ~ Tahar Ben Jelloun
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I saw a dark void under the platform and had just enough time to think: Fuck me he's a earthbender. ~ Ben Aaronovitch
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I don't have any big secret about putting. Just hit at it. It's either going to miss or go in. ~ Ben Crenshaw
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A major investigation, once it gets underway, is as exciting as watching reruns of Big Brother, although possibly involving less sex and violence. ~ Ben Aaronovitch
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It is a funny paradox of design: utility breeds beauty. There is elegance in efficiency, a visual pleasure in things that just barely work. ~ Ben Orlin
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If Google teaches you anything, it's that small ideas can be big. ~ Ben Silbermann
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I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. ~ Ben Casnocha
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The Internet's a big enough place for everybody to be happy. ~ Ben Huh
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I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him. ~ Ben Bailey
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As a typical Londoner, Gurcan had a high tolerance for random thoughtlessness; after all, if you live in the big city there's no point complaining that it's a big city, but even that tolerance has its limit and the name of that limit is 'taking the piss'. ~ Ben Aaronovitch
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Big Ben ... hearing the chimes makes me feel at home. ~ Jane Birkin
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I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. ~ Ben Stiller
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I like big doses of grief when I read: Richard Yates, Flannery O'Connor, Kenzabaro Oe, Thomas Bernhard. ~ Ben Marcus
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I've always been big into snowmobiles, four-wheelers, jet skis, all kinds of those X Games kind of things. ~ Ben Roethlisberger
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What I notice about people who are gifted in filmmaking is that they're great thinkers. They engage with big ideas and they engage with people. ~ Ben Whishaw
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I guess something that I've noticed from American acts who had success in touring is more of an explanation as to their music. Which is I think quite funny. I think British acts might like to leave more to the imagination - maybe a bit more obscure perhaps - a bit more shy. ~ Ben Lovett
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Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny. ~ Ben Stein
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So much of life consists of inertia and drift, the brief savory or sour of any particular day tends to blur into the next so that it all becomes one big flavorless wad. ~ Ben Fountain
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I mainly read histories and biographies, but I'm also a big fan of Graham Swift and Thomas Hardy. ~ Ben Elliot
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It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it. ~ Karl Lagerfeld
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What normally felt like the only possible world became one among many ~ Ben Lerner
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The big value of the founder running the company is really two things: the knowledge and the commitment. ~ Ben Horowitz
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You're (I'm) not weird, you're (I'm) just not preticularily normal. ~ Ben Van Waterschoot
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'The Wire's definitely one of them. 'The Sopranos' is one of my all-time favorites. Those are two big ones for me. ~ Ben Bass
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It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows. ~ Ben Stiller
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The policemen agreed they were living with a most peculiar fellow. One moment he was reading classical literature in the original French and quoting Tennyson, and the next he would be discussing the best way to blow up a train. ~ Ben Macintyre
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Yeah. I've been pretty fortunate to travel I guess, all around the place. ~ Ben E. King
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You know what they say about big hitters ... the woods are full of them. ~ Jimmy Demaret
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I'm going to leave y'all with one thought. I'm a big believer in fate. I have a good feeling about this. ~ Ben Crenshaw
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When I watch a guy I know is a big Republican, part of me thinks I probably wouldn't like this person if I met him, or we would have different opinions. ~ Ben Affleck
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You never fight your eye when you look at a hole. If it looks one way, play it that way. Don't make a big deal out of an easy shot. ~ Ben Hogan
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Big companies have trouble with innovation. Innovation is about bad ideas, or ideas that look like bad ideas. That's the fundamental thing. ~ Ben Horowitz
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In England, it's now Sir Ben. Mister has just disappeared. It's not even on my passport anymore. They've taken Mister away from me. ~ Ben Kingsley
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In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference. ~ Ben Wicks
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Goals aren't enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn't much good without the other, but together they can be tremendous. ~ Ben Feldman
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I hope it won't come as a surprise to anyone that a big part of male homosexual behavior is interest in young boys. ~ Ben Stein
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Don't fear the unexpecred or you'll be locked in time. ~ Ben Campbell
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Memoir today is like one big game of misery poker: The more outlandish, outrageous, or just plain out-there the recounted life, the more likely the book is to attract the attention of reviewers, talk-show bookers, and, ultimately, the public. ~ Ben Yagoda
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There is a difference between a great producer and somebody who is a big advocate of your music. Just because you're a big advocate for a band doesn't mean you need to be in the studio with them, and at the same time - we don't need to get into this conversation - you can write a hit, but it might not hit. ~ Ben Harper
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...the enduring human need to be remembered. ~ Ben Sherwood
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Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."
Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro. ~ John Green
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Are you okay?" I (Cassie) call up to him.
"Um. Define okay." (Ben)
"Okay means you're not bleeding to death."
"I'm okay. ~ Rick Yancey
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Sometimes I have to pause to make the distinction between Ben the teenager and Ben the businessman. ~ Ben Casnocha
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Ben Says: Live your life helping to inspire others and you will never regret it
Bullying Ben ~ Timothy Pina
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I think changing the Democratic Party platform [at the convention] is a great place to start. It should include expanding Social Security, a $15 minimum wage, and breaking up too-big-to-fail banks on Wall Street - among other Sanders priorities. ~ Ben Wikler
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We decided to redefine the bottom line at Ben & Jerry's ~ Ben Cohen
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I have a funny relationship with religion. I'm a big believer in ritualistic behavior as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. But I'm not a big fan of rules. And yet, we cannot live in a world without order. ~ Madonna Ciccone
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake. ~ Bill Hicks
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Volatility and length, that's the value on an option. 10 years on a startup stock, that's a big valuable thing. ~ Ben Horowitz
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Making movies has become such a golden ring, and it's all such a big business, that the rewards system has gotten totally out of whack. Suddenly, you're treated in a manner befitting someone who is actually an important person. ~ Ben Affleck
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I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny. ~ Judd Apatow
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In order to build a great technology company, you have to hire lots of incredibly smart people. It's a total waste to have lots of big brains but not let them work on your biggest problems. ~ Ben Horowitz
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I'm having a bad day," I told him. My little brother hated me, my human-alien personal security guard confessed he doesn't know compassion from compost, and now my old high school crush informs me he's embarking on a suicide mission to rescue two missing and probably dead people. PLUS I wanted a sandwich that I could never have.

-Cassie ~ Rick Yancey
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I'm not going to do the Ben Harper house record or the Ben Harper drum 'n' bass record. ~ Ben Harper
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The big-name stars ... are always going to be playing what they've played before if they want to remain so-called A-list stars. That's why someone like Johnny Depp is doing more interesting roles not caring about the size of the movie. ~ Ben Stiller
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When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. ~ Nate Silver
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I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny. ~ Kevin Dillon
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It takes the same effort to dream small or dream big. Dream big! ~ Mani Maran
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Like the 75 billion souls who lived before him, each and every one a treasure, he, too, will die. ~ Ben Sherwood
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It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's really funny, and I'll get, like, a million views. But to the right of me, there will be a video of a kitten that falls into a toilet bowl, and it's three seconds long, and it will get 25 million views. ~ Ben Schwartz
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An important verity about knowledge is that the brain works most effectively with consciously retained information. We more easily remember what we want to recall later. When we feed our fourteen billion brain cells with information that will enrich us and help others, we are really learning to Think Big. ~ Ben Carson
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It's Sir Ben. I've not been a Mister for two years. ~ Ben Kingsley
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Fell." Maddox was cold and wet, and had been only vaguely aware of Ben dragging him through the jungle. Bumpy. Ben pleading. Ben's lips ghosting over his skin. "From ~ Annabeth Albert
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You might notice I refer to my son Ben as Ben Young all the time. Larry (Johnson) always called his son Ben Johnson. I liked the pride with which he would say "Ben Johnson." It is a lingering memory of his great spirit. ~ Neil Young
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I eat out three times a day most days of the year. This is no big deal to most New Yorkers, and it is not something I am necessarily proud of - it's simply the nature of my itinerant life. ~ Ben Elliot
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I never felt like someone who was boyish and coming to terms with asking girls out or anything like that, which was what 'The Big Steal' and 'Spotswood' were about. But I guess that's the impression I left on people. ~ Ben Mendelsohn
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If you want to see something funny, it's a tough hood sticking his tongue out at his big brother. ~ S.E. Hinton
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My mom is proud of me. I just want to keep working hard so one day I can help my family. I am going to get a big house one day, and we all can stay in it and eat. ~ Ben McLemore
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Ben Says: Set your rockets for the stars and go beyond ... everything is possible in life!
Timothy Pina
Bullying Ben ~ Timothy Pina
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The big reason why we don't have space colonies and regular trips to the moon is that flying into outer space is just plain 'hard.' The business of safely transporting people off the Earth is a costly affair that requires a lot of technology. ~ Ben Parr
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Ben Says: Bravery and Fear are both the same emotion ... it just depends which way you run.
Timothy Pina
Bullying Ben ~ Timothy Pina
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That was the thing about Ben. He could get away with saying shit like that. I totally couldn't. I wasn't big or masculine enough. In my mind, anyway. But Ben could get all agape on your ass, and you'd just sit there like, huh. Agape. Interesting. ~ Bill Konigsberg
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Ben Hogan was not really a big hitter. He was long enough. But Ben Hogan today? Ben Hogan today could not compete at Augusta because he did not have the massive length to compete against the long hitters. Power was always an issue at Augusta, but never so dominant that you couldn't play it. ~ Jack Nicklaus
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This is what you like, isn't it?" Ben held him tight, big body surrounding Maddox, strength meeting strength. "Slow and soft?" "Love being close to you," Maddox admitted, soul stripped bare by this unexpected side of Ben. "Don't even need to come. Just kissing and rubbing like this is...special." "Yeah, it is." Ben didn't laugh at his sappiness. Instead, his eyes were dark and intense in the early morning light. "Wanted this so long." "Me ~ Annabeth Albert
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Learned and sociological accepted lines, boundaries, internal perimeters, and partitions diminish the creative space within our minds that's poised and ready. ~ Ben Abix
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Ben Says: Without truly believing in yourself ... SUCCESS will always be impossible.
Timothy Pina
Bullying Ben ~ Timothy Pina
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Many of the left thinkers that really matter to me - that formed a big part of my thinking about politics and art - emphasize how capitalism is a totality, how there's no escape from it, no outside. ~ Ben Lerner
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Discovering Samuel Beckett in college was a big deal for me. I realized you could be very funny and very dark at the same time. ~ Billy Collins
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It is funny, I don't feel old enough to give advice ... But with the advisers you trust, you better listen to them. It may be bad news but that's the only way you're going to improve. ~ Ben Heppner
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Don't aim for a big school, aim for a big mind.
Don't aim for big muscles, aim for a big heart.
Don't aim for a big church, aim for a big soul.
Don't aim for a big house, aim for a big family.
Don't aim for a big title, aim for a big character.
Don't aim for a big car, aim for a big dream.
Don't aim for a big job, aim for a big idea.
Don't aim for a big star, aim for a big experience.
Don't aim for a big position, aim for a big solution.
Don't aim for a big office, aim for a big objective.
Don't aim for a big paycheck, aim for a big career.

Don't aim for big obstacles, aim for big opportunities.
Don't aim for big books, aim for big understanding.
Don't aim for big degrees, aim for big wisdom.
Don't aim for big skills, aim for big talents.
Don't aim for big wants, aim for big needs.
Don't aim for big empires, aim for big charities.
Don't aim for big messiahs, aim for big peace.
Don't aim for big honors, aim for big service.
Don't aim for big leaders, aim for big servants.
Don't aim for big connections, aim for a big God.
Don't aim for a big life, aim for a big experience. ~ Matshona Dhliwayo
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There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up ~ Jemaine Clement
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Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!" ~ Eddie Murphy
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Just speak from the dick, Big Ben. ~ Becky Albertalli
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I'm very fond of an old map of London that used to belong to my father. I'm a big London fan, and the evolution of the city is astonishing, when you look back to Pepys and how small it was - everyone knew each other. ~ Ben Schott
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