Funny 27th Birthday Quotes

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. ~ Margaret Fuller

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. ~ Robert Orben

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier ... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. ~ Steven Wright

I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings. ~ Ron Ben-Israel

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. ~ Robert Staughton Lynd

Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. ~ Alexander Pope

If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building. ~ Katharine Hepburn

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. ~ Franklin Pierce Adams

My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. ~ Mark Twain

One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics. ~ William Feather

Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. ~ Brigitte Bardot

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities. ~ Mindy Kaling

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. ~ Steven Wright

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero

MOTHER LOVE IS THE FUEL THAT ENABLES A NORMAL HUMAN BEING TO DO IMPOSSIBLE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM ~ Bestwishesandquotes.com

Old age is not for sissies. ~ Malcolm Forbes

To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something. ~ Maxwell Maltz

I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. ~ Willie Geist

So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly be a good example So do try, at least, to serve as a warning ~ John Walter Bratton

Its my birthday wish me happy birthday horus said happy birthday I yelled now shut up ~ Rick Riordan

If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you're a multitasker who loves the color yellow. Because not only do you get stuck with them combo gift, you get the combo song. We wish you a merry Christmas - and happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas - happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Ye - Birthday, Terry! ~ Ellen DeGeneres

Everyday is a birthday; every moment of it is new to us; we are born again, renewed for fresh work and endeavor. ~ Isaac Watts

I may not be physically present to stand by you while you cut your cake, but you'll be in my thoughts today! Happy Birthday. ~ Aamir Sarfraz (aamir Rajput Khan)

Today you are fulfilling another year of life and I will do everything to make it a memorable day for you. ~ Auliq Ice

Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of 'Pretty Little Liars' and I'm rooting for your character.' It was surreal! That's how 'PLL' has changed my life. ~ Ryan Guzman

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. ~ Richard J. Needham

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar ... Yung No Mo ~ Dana Rosemary Scallon

At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

He not busy being born is busy dying ~ Steve Jobs

I have a birthday, same as you," I wanted to tell the voices. "It just changes. Don't you wish you could change your birthday? ~ Tara Westover

Every birthday celebrates a life because every life is important. ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

Men at forty Learn to close softly The doors to rooms they will not be Coming back to. ~ Donald Justice

Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! ~ Dave Barry

May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are. ~ Debasish Mridha

I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties. ~ Yigal Azrouel

Every five years, I like to do a big birthday party. I had my 45th birthday with 75 friends in Marrakesh, Morocco. ~ Chip Conley

Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday - my first birthday, in fact. That's how they knew I was a boy. ~ Jarod Kintz

Birthday should be considered as a unit of measurement to measure our present status toward success! ~ Mohith Agadi

The universe wanted you to celebrate and appreciate your life so every year she gave you a birthday. ~ Debasish Mridha

When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th. ~ Gloria Stuart

A friendship counting nearly forty years is the finest kind of shade-tree I know. ~ James Russell Lowell

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake. ~ Diane Arbus

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. ~ C.S. Lewis

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. ~ Mitch Hedberg

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~ Menachem Mendel Schneerson

The advantage of living your life consistently with determination, purpose and righteousness, every day is a success. There is victory in each good intention that you act upon! - HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~ Carlos Wallace

For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote:
I give you the world.
Have fun blowing it up. ~ Craig Ferguson

Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year ~ Mary Baker Eddy

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. ~ Jim Gaffigan

On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. ~ Eva Herzigova

Your birthday has come round again
so we send this card to say,
happy birthday nephew dear
lots of love are sent your way. ~ Susan Smith

I wish you a vivacious day of love, laughter, and joy. Have an awesome birthday! ~ Debasish Mridha

Lots of birthday wishes
Are sent to you today
Hope your day will be
One of the best
You've ever had! ~ Julie McGregor

Birthdays were made for going wild over the people we think are amazing. ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. ~ Francois De La Rochefoucauld

I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday. ~ Amy Weber

Food is one of life's really great pleasures. My 20th birthday party was all about booze, my 30th birthday was about drugs, and now I realise that my 40s are about food. It's something you appreciate more and more as you get older. ~ Alex James

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. ~ Annette Funicello

Decorate your birthday with love and memories not with years. ~ Debasish Mridha

Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. you see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change. ~ Molly Keane

When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too. ~ Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The existence of birthday cake ice cream suggests that we can no longer distinguish celebration foods from everyday ones. We are also not too sure whether we are children or adults. ~ Bee Wilson

Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th
No need to have wisdom and sage
But tomorrow, as you start your 5th decade
Do try to act more your age ~ John Walter Bratton

On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since. ~ Jarrett J. Krosoczka

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. ~ Ashley Jensen

Happy birthday," she said. "And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake. ~ Rachel Caine

I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day. ~ Aimee Bender

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. ~ Bindi Irwin

After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents! ~ Joe Dean

All the girls joined in.
'I was thirteen last April and it rained on my birthday and I didn't even get to wear anything special -'
'We turned ten - just two months ago -'
'I usually get a book for my birthday - but - this year -'
'You forgot my birthday, too.'
'And mine.'
The girls looked miserable. The King opened his mouth, then shut it.
'Sir!' whined Lord Teddie. 'You forgot my birthday, too!'
Bramble gave a surprised laugh, then slapped her hand over her mouth, as though shocked at letting it out. The tension broke. The girls laughed sheepishly, and Lord Teddie beamed. He probably did not have many ladies think him funny. ~ Heather Dixon

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not your birthday anymore! There's gotta be a time, there's gotta be a cutoff point where you can't have birthday parties. You're so desperate for a party that you have to have a party two weeks after? Wait till next year, you missed it! ~ Larry David

Act your age, not your shoe size. ~ Prince

Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain ~ Rick Riordan

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. ~ Anthony

I remember when I was working at Sprint, I'd work on my birthday, New Year's Day, and even Christmas Eve. I'm just used to working on my birthday, so I'll be celebrating it afterward. ~ Prince Royce

My father was a legendary copywriter. He wrote 'Timex Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking.' He named Earth Day 'Earth Day.' It falls on his birthday, April 22. Earth Day, birthday. So the idea came easily. ~ Sarah Koenig

A Dad gives hope
When life is low
A Dad's a place
Where you can go
A Dad is honest
A Dad is true
A Dad is precious
My DAD is You
Happy Birthday to YOU
Happy Birthday to YOU
Happy Birthday , Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to YOU ~ John Walter Bratton

The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. ~ Matthew Sweet

They assessed my age and assigned me a birthday. ~ Davan Yahya Khalil

When is man strong until he feels alone? Colombe's Birthday ~ Robert Browning

I see you're trying to distract me from the real point here," Magnus said instead. "You had a birthday - a perfect excuse for me to throw one of my famous parties - and you didn't even tell me about it? ~ Cassandra Clare

I could rent Caesar out at birthday parties. Halloween parties. I could take pictures of Caesar eating a piece of birthday cake. Or a picture of a kid riding Caesar on his birthday. We could build a saddle. ~ Pat Conroy

I used to go to musicals every birthday - that was my birthday present. We'd go to London, me and my two brothers and mum and dad. I think I saw 'Mamma Mia' about five times. ~ Lily James

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. ~ Amy Poehler

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties. ~ Rob Lowe

My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can read this, Happy Birthday! ~ Jarod Kintz

Live your life so you don´t have to have any regrets when you throw your 70 year old birthday party ~ Herdis Pala

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. ~ Pablo Picasso

I like working on my birthday, so I always do. ~ Abhishek Bachchan

Today you have won a thousand kisses. Happy birthday. ~ Auliq Ice

Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you. ~ Margaret Brown

When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce. ~ Giada De Laurentiis

A man who views the world the same ... ~ Muhammad Ali

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. ~ Flip Wilson

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. ~ Andy Borowitz

Mirad had asked for peace for his birthday.
Imagine, a boy of thirteen who asks for peace as a birthday present.
When I heard that I cried. ~ Ad De Bont

Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday! ~ T. S. Eliot