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My kids are the funniest two human beings there are. ~ Kevin Hart
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In comedy, my strengths are improvisation. ~ Kevin Hart
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I know a dramatic role is going to happen, but you just got to be patient, you know? It's going to happen when it's supposed to happen. I'm not rushing it. I'm not trying to make it happen tomorrow. ~ Kevin Hart
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How the hell do you wake up dead? ~ Kevin Hart
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Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face.' ~ Kevin Hart
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I just don't believe people can tame animals. ~ Kevin Hart
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I think death is not simply the last few moments of life, death is something that runs throughout the whole of life. Each of our moments is not only the possibility of affirmation, but it's also we're saying farewell at each moment to something. ~ Kevin Hart
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You definitely want your kids to understand their heritage, but I don't want my kids to just focus on being black. They are people. I don't want them to judge other people or to be judged. I want them to be good people, so good people will treat them accordingly. I preach that to my kids and everything else falls into place. ~ Kevin Hart
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Working with a guy like Ice Cube on 'Ride Along,' you learn so much. He's a guy who produces, writes, and directs, so you watch and learn and ask questions. As you go, you learn and figure out what you should and shouldn't do. I do nothing but soak up information. ~ Kevin Hart
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Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me. ~ Kevin Hart
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Kids can say anything in a mocking, singsong voice, and make it sound uncool. "You have ears. Nyah-nyah-na-nyah-nyah, you have eee-ars and they're on the side of your fay-ace! ~ Kevin Hart
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I don't need therapy. I'm not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there. I talk about them. I talk about everything before anybody has a chance. ~ Kevin Hart
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In marriage for example, you say 'Yes' on the day you get married, 'I do', but each day you implicitly if not explicitly, also say 'Yes', by every act that one performs in a marriage, one is saying 'Yes', making a cup of coffee for one's wife or husband is a form of saying 'Yes' to the marriage vow that one is continuing the marriage by affirming it in one's deeds. And exactly the same in the religious life. ~ Kevin Hart
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Any hand that I've shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I'm this guy Kevin Hart, has come back. That's why I treat everybody with respect. I'm always a nice pleasant guy to meet because when they come back to you, they remember. ~ Kevin Hart
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My upbringing was solid because of the people I had around me. ~ Kevin Hart
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Life Lessons FROM LOSS
If you experience loss, it doesn't means you lost. it means you've been blessed with an opportunity to take a moment, realize how special someone or something has been to you, and go through new doors that were closed to you before. ~ Kevin Hart
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Dialogue means debates and everyone's point of view. ~ Kevin Hart
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The beauty of me is I'm always going to ask. I'll never not ask. ~ Kevin Hart
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I would spend absolutely every last minute with my kids, telling them how much I love them and how much I would do for them. ~ Kevin Hart
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You can do the same thing with $20 million that you would do with $50 million. So at a certain point in your life and in your career, you realise that it's not about the money. ~ Kevin Hart
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I'm pretty much an open book. I've pretty much talked about anything I'm going through onstage. Between interviews and curious fans, I've been asked everything. And I always give answers. I don't shy away from anything. ~ Kevin Hart
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There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for. ~ Kevin Hart
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I'm trying to do what Eddie Murphy did for his generation. You have to show people, 'I'm different. I'm not just a comedian.' I'm trying to become a rock star. ~ Kevin Hart
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I shouldn't have to ask for your permission for me to put you in my lie! ~ Kevin Hart
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I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going. ~ Kevin Hart
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I go onstage and I talk, and I remember what I'm saying, and I track it. ~ Kevin Hart
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My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax in any way, shape or form. ~ Kevin Hart
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The sound of the headboard, that's motivation. ~ Kevin Hart
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I love soft-cotton white T-shirts. ~ Kevin Hart
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I think poetry has started to take on a supplementary role of prayer for some people. The churches, I think, including my own, are terrible at teaching people how to pray. It may be that we need to learn from the ground up as religious people, whether Christian or not, how to pray. ~ Kevin Hart
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I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It's definitely a gift and for which I'm thankful. ~ Kevin Hart
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I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault - they watched the foot come towards their face. ~ Kevin Hart
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My drive is other people's success. ~ Kevin Hart
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So unless we form some kind of adequate relationship to death, we're never going to live properly, and if we think of it purely as a medical thing, we have reduced life. We should think of it as some sort of mystery which we can participate in now, not something to be pushed off to one side till the last moments. ~ Kevin Hart
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For me, it's about becoming a mogul, owning my own projects, and establishing myself as a funding producer. That's what's big to me. The movies and all that stuff are great, but the fact that I'm in a position to do what I want to do, however I want to do it and when I want to do it is bigger. ~ Kevin Hart
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In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn't understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn't fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn't want it to get any worse. You're the mother of my kids - I don't want to hate you.' ~ Kevin Hart
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I want to be funny, but it has to be a believable funny. ~ Kevin Hart
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I love making people laugh. And I love laughing. ~ Kevin Hart
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You make yourself broad. You make yourself appealing. 'Hey, y'all, I'm cool with everybody.' That's my message. ~ Kevin Hart
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I have good laugh every day. I enjoy life. I'm surrounded by love and positivity. ~ Kevin Hart
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I love diversity. ~ Kevin Hart
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What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'? ~ Kevin Hart
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Some sarcasm is best told simply. ~ Kevin Hart
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