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#1. Drummed into me, above all, by my dad, by the whole family, was that without your good name, you would be nothing. - Author: Arthur Ashe
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#2. And why is he here?" "Because an illustrious client has placed her piteous case in my hands. It is the Lady Eva Blackwell, the most beautiful debutante of last season. - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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#3. I've had ups in my life, and I've had downs, but I've learned not to cry over spilled milk. - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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#4. The earliest discovery of Pasteur, and for him the most exciting in all his life, was the asymmetry of molecules as a specific characteristic of living organisms-in other words, the fact that the molecules of living matter come in two varieties which, though chemically identical, are in their spatial structure like mirror images to each other-or like right and left gloves. 'Left-handed' molecules rotate polarized light to the left, 'right-handed' molecules to the right; life substances are thus 'optically active'. Why this should be so we still do not quite know; but it remains a challenging fact that 'no other chemical characteristic is as distinctive of living organisms as is optical activity'. - Author: Arthur Koestler
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#5. Religions are the children of ignorance, and they do not long survive their mother.

- On Religion - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#6. When your intention is great enough you will ALWAYS find the time and energy to accomplish your desires. You can state excuses to the contrary, but holding on to your old stories is just another way of wasting precious time. - Author: James Arthur Ray
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#7. Duels, murder, and feuding were constants in the Highlands, as was "scorning," or taking food and shelter by force from tenants of other clans when a feud was under way. - Author: Arthur Herman
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#8. I would wash the dust of the world in a soft green flood. Here between sea and sea in a fairy wood, I have found a delicate wave-green solitude. - Author: Arthur Symons
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#9. Every happiness is a hostage to fortune. - Author: Arthur Helps
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#10. On successively higher levels of the hierarchy we find more complex, flexible and less predictable patterns of activity, while on successively lower levels we find more and more mechanised, stereotyped and predictable patterns. In the language of the physicist, a holon on a higher level of the hierarchy has more degrees of freedom than a holon on a lower level. - Author: Arthur Koestler
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#11. The regular early morning yell of horror was the sound of Arthur Dent waking up and suddenly remembering where he was - Author: Douglas Adams
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#12. Always Sir Arthur lost so much blood that it was a marvel he stood on his feet, but he was so full of knighthood that knightly he endured the pain. - Author: Thomas Malory
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#13. Priests, professors, masters, you are wrong to turn me over to Justice. I have never belonged to this people. I have never been Christian. I am of the race that sang under torture. I do not understand your laws. I have no moral sense, I am a brute. - Author: Arthur Rimbaud
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#14. To repeat abstractly, universally, and distinctly in concepts the whole inner nature of the world , and thus to deposit it as a reflected image in permanent concepts always ready for the faculty of reason , this and nothing else is philosophy. - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#15. [Arthur]
"Er ... Just how much did you have to drink?"
Merlin frowned at Arthur ... Both of him. - Author: FayJay
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#16. Once again, stock markets have been threatened with extinction for almost 75 years, and I have found that stock markets are harder to kill than roaches. - Author: Arthur Levitt
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#17. Wolves or watch-dogs, it was hard to say from which the sheep had most to fear. The - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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#18. Curnow had once remarked that Dr. Chandra had the sort of physique that could only be achieved by centuries of starvation. - Author: Arthur C. Clarke
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#19. Could I be your hero, or your villain? I guess it just depends in whose eyes - Author: James Arthur
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#20. I just want to serve food that people want to eat, and show a way forward for the restaurant industry, for all industries. One day, everything I've done will be worthwhile. - Author: Arthur Potts Dawson
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#21. Like every writer, I am asked where my work originates, and if I knew I would go there more often to find more. - Author: Arthur Miller
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#22. Any beautiful mind, full of ideas, would always express itself in the most natural, simple and straightforward way, anxious to communicate its thoughts to others (if this is at all possible) and thus relieve the solitude that he must experience in a world such as this: but conversely, intellectual poverty, confusion and wrong-headedness, clothe themselves in the most laboured expressions and obscure turns of phrase in order to conceal petty, trivial, bland or trite thoughts in difficult and pompous expressions. - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#23. Dull indeed would be the man that did not feel the thrill awakened by the first glimpse of brilliant color in the orchard, and the cheery warbling notes borne to our ears on the first gentle breath of spring! - Author: Arthur Cleveland Bent
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#24. The universe must be full of voices, calling from star to star in a myriad tongues. One day we shall join that cosmic conversation. - Author: Arthur C. Clarke
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#25. I believe a person of any fine feeling scarcely ever sees a new face without a sensation akin to a shock, for the reason that it presents a new and surprising combination of unedifying elements. - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#26. The affair seems absurdly trifling, and yet I dare call nothing trivial when I reflect that some of my most classic cases have had the least promising commencement. You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day. - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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#27. But where is the jury who decides whether devotion is of the 'right' or the 'misguided' kind? - Author: Arthur Koestler
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#28. NO MUSE IS GOOD MUSE

To be an Artist you need talent, as well as a wife
who washes the socks and the children,
and returns phone calls and library books and types.
In other words, the reason there are so many more
Men Geniuses than Women Geniuses is not Genius.
It is because Hemingway never joined the P.T.A.
And Arthur Rubinstein ignored Halloween.
Do you think Portnoy's creator sits through children's theater
matinees--on Saturdays?
Or that Norman Mailer faced 'driver's ed' failure,
chicken pox or chipped teeth?
Fitzgerald's night was so tender because the fender
his teen-ager dented happened when Papa was at a story conference.
Since Picasso does the painting, Mrs. Picasso did the toilet training.
And if Saul Bellow, National Book Award winner, invited thirty-three
for Thanksgiving Day dinner, I'll bet he had help.
I'm sure Henry Moore was never a Cub Scout leader,
and Leonard Bernstein never instructed a tricycler
On becoming a bicycler just before he conducted.
Tell me again my anatomy is not necessarily my destiny,
tell me my hang-up is a personal and not a universal quandary,
and I'll tell you no muse is a good muse
unless she also helps with the laundry. - Author: Rochelle Distelheim
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#29. [...] it is rare for a
man who teaches to know his subject thoroughly;
for if he studies it as he ought, he has in most
cases no time left in which to teach it. [...] - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#30. First, we should concentrate each day on the happiness portfolio: faith, family, community, and earned success through work. Teach it to those around you, and fight against the barriers to these things. Second, resist the worldly formula of misery, which is to use people and love things. Instead, remember your core values and live by the true formula: Love people and use things. Third, celebrate the free enterprise system, which creates abundance for the most people - especially the poor. But always remember that the love of money is the root of all evil, and that the ideal life requires abundance without attachment. - Author: Arthur C. Brooks
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#31. There are all kinds of flight from responsibility. There is a flight into death, a flight into sickness, and finally a flight into stupidity. - Author: Arthur Schnitzler
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#32. Friends and acquaintances are the surest passport to fortune. - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#33. Here then is the pattern in my carpet, the sense of the eternal mysteries, the eternal beauty hidden beneath the crust of common and commonplace things; hidden and yet burning and glowing continually if you care to look with purged eyes. - Author: Arthur Machen
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#34. It is, indeed, only in old age that intellectual men attain their sublime expression, whilst portraits of them in their youth show only the first traces of it. - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#35. THE ADVENTURE OF THE PRIORY SCHOOL - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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#36. Authors may be divided into falling stars, planets, and fixed stars: the first have a momentary effect; the second have a much longer duration; but the third are unchangeable, possess their own light, and work for all time. - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#37. He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen, but as a lover he would have placed himself in a false position. He never spoke of the softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They were admirable things for the observer- excellent for drawing the veil from men's motives and actions. But for the trained observer to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his. - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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#38. People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive. - Author: Tracy Morgan
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#39. The next day, to the joy of all of Arthur's court, Sir Gareth was wed to the fair Lady Lyonesse of Cornwall. All who beheld the couple declared that ne'er had so handsome a knight wed so beautiful a maiden. At the same time, Sir Gaheris was wedded to the Lady Lynet, younger sister to the Lady Lyonesse. They looked alright too. - Author: Gerald Morris
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#40. Evil indeed is the man who has not one woman to mourn him. - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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#41. As a reliable compass for orientating yourself in life nothing is more useful than to accustom yourself to regarding this world as a place of atonement, a sort of penal colony. When you have done this you will order your expectations of life according to the nature of things and no longer regard the calamities, sufferings, torments and miseries of life as something irregular and not to be expected but will find them entirely in order, well knowing that each of us is here being punished for his existence and each in his own particular way. This outlook will enable us to view the so-called imperfections of the majority of men, i.e., their moral and intellectual shortcomings and the facial appearance resulting therefrom, without surprise and certainly without indignation: for we shall always bear in mind where we are and consequently regard every man first and foremost as a being who exists only as a consequence of his culpability and whose life is an expiation of the crime of being born. - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#42. What I really wanted to know, though, was what it was like to be a geisha? Where do you sleep? What do you eat? How do you have your hair done? - Author: Arthur Golden
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#43. Without charm there can be no fine literature, as there can be no perfect flower without fragrance. - Author: Arthur Symons
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#44. Under such circumstances, I naturally gravitated to London, that great cesspool into which all the loungers and idlers of the Empire are irresistibly drained. There - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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#45. Meaningful progress toward social justice cannot be made in sclerotic education systems that put adults' job security before children's civil rights. - Author: Arthur C. Brooks
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#46. Every moment of our life belongs to the present only for a moment; then it belongs for ever to the past. - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#47. Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?" "How much?" said Arthur. "None at all," said Mr. Prosser, - Author: Douglas Adams
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#48. Your ears are yours alone. Tell others what you alone can hear. Your voice is yours alone. Tell others what only you can say. Your eyes are yours alone. Show others what only you can see. - Author: Arthur Dobrin
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