Framed Terry Pratchett Quotes

Thesis plus antithesis equals hysteresis." -Ibid- ~ Terry Pratchett

I feel like a million dollars don't you? ... Good, Lets go get some. ~ Terry Pratchett

NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESENGERS ABOT THEIR DUTY ~ Terry Pratchett

I am creation's shadow. You cannot destroy me. That would destroy the world. ~ Terry Pratchett

But too much reading had taken its toll. William found that he now thought of prayer as a sophisticated way of pleading with thunderstorms. ~ Terry Pratchett

Once people get the idea that they can listen to music for nothing, where will it end? ~ Terry Pratchett

Sooner or later all things are numbers, yes? ~ Terry Pratchett

Anger was a weapon to be honed and treasured and used only at the moment yielding most premium. ~ Terry Pratchett

Shut up sergeant. You're a free troll. That's an order
Sam Vimes ~ Terry Pratchett

It's supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in olly. ~ Terry Pratchett

Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds! ~ Terry Pratchett

Are you staying with us? It could be dangerous,' said William, realizing that he was saying this to a vampire iconographer who undied every time he took a picture. ~ Terry Pratchett

I wonder what happened to 'em all?"
"You," said the horse.
"Well, yes. But I always thought there'd be some more. ~ Terry Pratchett

He had died for his beliefs; chief among them was the very Hugglestonian one that bravery could replace armour, and that Klatchians would turn and run if you shouted loud enough. ~ Terry Pratchett

We (people) only remembered that elves sang. But we forgot what they sang about. ~ Terry Pratchett

HAVE YOU EVER BITTEN REDHOT ICE CUBE? THAT'S CURRY. ~ Terry Pratchett

If I had been Terry Pratchett the farmer, or Terry Pratchett the dentist, nobody would have paid any attention if I had announced I had Alzheimer's. But there is something fascinating about an author losing the power over words. ~ Terry Pratchett

AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
Terry took Death's arm and followed him through the doors and on to the black desert under the endless night. The End. ~ Rhianna Pratchett

That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart. ~ Terry Pratchett

You can't be loony and rich. You've got to be eccentric if you're rich. ~ Terry Pratchett

The face you wear in a battlefield should be a solemn one until the time when things are cleaned up and the real world drips its way in. ~ Terry Pratchett

Adam looked at Them. They were his kind of people, too.
You just had to decide who your friends really were. ~ Terry Pratchett

Human beings have always preferred common sense to logic. ~ Terry Pratchett

THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY ~ Terry Pratchett

I imagine that fish have no word for water. ~ Terry Pratchett

Red sky at night, the city's alight. ~ Terry Pratchett

The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.] ~ Terry Pratchett

...Roland de Chumsfanleigh (it wasn't his fault). ~ Terry Pratchett

thought it was. 'But how? Nobody's standing around ~ Terry Pratchett

AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR HOGSWATCH, SMALL HUMAN? ~ Terry Pratchett

Even with nougat, you can have a perfect moment. ~ Terry Pratchett

Stand still and your mistakes catch up with you! ~ Terry Pratchett

Midnight glided across the landscape like a velvet bat. ~ Terry Pratchett

Privilege (to the privileged) means having private laws. ~ Terry Pratchett

And the new day was a great big fish ~ Terry Pratchett

People in chains had a tendency to look guilty. ~ Terry Pratchett

The landscape rose and fell like a honeymoon duvet, ~ Terry Pratchett

According to Tibetters, using mystic ancient lasers is cheating. ~ Terry Pratchett

A screaming vampire is always the centre of attention. ~ Terry Pratchett

Without the flesh. Suddenly life wasn't worth living. ~ Terry Pratchett

WHY ARE YOUR HANDS ON BITS OF STRING, CHILD? ~ Terry Pratchett

There is no higher life form than a librarian. ~ Terry Pratchett

The desert wasn't mappable. It ate map-makers. ~ Terry Pratchett

Between every rational moment were a billion irrational ones. ~ Terry Pratchett

Don't worry! On another Earth it already happened', ~ Terry Pratchett

Sooner or later, it's all about the soul. ~ Terry Pratchett

(...) or there will be a reckoning! ~ Terry Pratchett

And there was just the cat, You. All alone. ~ Terry Pratchett

It was usually a case of heir today, gone tomorrow. ~ Terry Pratchett

... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative. ~ Terry Pratchett

Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'. ~ Terry Pratchett

I hate ****ing wizards!
You shouldn't **** them, then ~ Terry Pratchett

It was a thought that should not have been thoughted. ~ Terry Pratchett

For some reason, humans needed things that weren't true. ~ Terry Pratchett

Sonata for Thunderstorm, Trapdoors and Young Women in Skimpy Clothing. ~ Terry Pratchett

We all have our funny little ways. Except me, obviously. ~ Terry Pratchett

Today Is A Good Day For Someone Else To Die! ~ Terry Pratchett

Now, let's dance! Dancin' makes the world go round. ~ Terry Pratchett

Power," growled the Supreme Grand Master, "does not come cheap. ~ Terry Pratchett

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ~ Terry Pratchett

Logic is only a way of being ignorant by numbers. ~ Terry Pratchett

Coin reached out very slowly, and picked it up. Rincewind ~ Terry Pratchett

He's out of his depth on a wet pavement. ~ Terry Pratchett

The Lawyers of Fate demand a loophole in every prophecy. ~ Terry Pratchett

She bore down upon him like a glittering siege engine. ~ Terry Pratchett

sooner or later the graveyards are full of everybody ~ Terry Pratchett

Gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide ~ Terry Pratchett

Or was it never trust a man with orange eyebrows? ~ Terry Pratchett

Nothing has to be true forever. Just for long enough. ~ Terry Pratchett

Yep, it's gone myffic all right. ~ Terry Pratchett

You're wizards!" she screamed. "Bloody well wizz! ~ Terry Pratchett

Is empty, and all the devils are here. ~ Terry Pratchett

Like the hurried lover, it comes and goes. ~ Terry Pratchett

I can't be having with that ~ Terry Pratchett

We're on a mission from Glod. ~ Terry Pratchett

Excuse me, sir, but are you Death?" C ~ Terry Pratchett

Anyone can rise if they have enough yeast. ~ Terry Pratchett

I'm a lifetime in my own legend. ~ Terry Pratchett

The new day is a great big fish! ~ Terry Pratchett

Sufficiently close examination changes the thing being observed. ~ Terry Pratchett

Bugrit! Millennium Hand and Shrimp ~ Terry Pratchett

Tomorrow here is just like yesterday, warmed over. ~ Terry Pratchett

Fate can be one mean god at times. ~ Terry Pratchett

Mind you," said Ponder, "the universe does have a rhythm. Day and night, light and dark, life and death - " "Chicken soup and croutons," said Ridcully. "Well, not evert metaphor bears close examination". ~ Terry Pratchett

Lady Ramkin's bosom rose and fell like an empire. ~ Terry Pratchett

Apply logic in places where it wasn't intended to exist. ~ Terry Pratchett

This one [girl] had a slight suggestion of too many chocolates. ~ Terry Pratchett

He was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were. ~ Terry Pratchett

I heard where it's a misery wrapped in an enema. ~ Terry Pratchett

The poor devils. They thought a king would make them free. ~ Terry Pratchett

Don't try the paranormal until you know what's normal. ~ Terry Pratchett

Dwarfs are very argumentative, sir. Of course, many wouldn't agree. ~ Terry Pratchett

The Tree of Folklore has no objection whatever to creative carpenters. ~ Terry Pratchett

Mistress Weatherwax, you are a natural disputant." "No I ain't! ~ Terry Pratchett

Seven thousand years is just one day at a time ~ Terry Pratchett

Truly stupid wizards have the life expectancy of a glass hammer. ~ Terry Pratchett

homesickness rose up inside Rincewind like a late-night prawn biriani, ~ Terry Pratchett

Read with the mind-set of a carpenter looking at trees. ~ Terry Pratchett

I REMEMBER WHEN ALL THIS WILL BE AGAIN. ~ Terry Pratchett

When people were in serious trouble they went to a witch. ~ Terry Pratchett